Favorite Philosophy Jokes

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies "I think not" and POOF! he vanishes...
:laugh:

[¿Que?]

What does Descarte eat on thanks giving?

IDK, but I think, therefore I yam :laugh:

[ZeroNowhere]

What does Descarte eat on thanks giving?

IDK, but I think, therefore I yam :laugh:What the hell is this?

[Rusty Shackleford]

honestly laughed out loud at the first 2. :laugh:

[Manic Impressive]

A philosopher arrives at a river and meets a ferryman who agrees to take him across.

Philosopher: "Do you know anything about history?"
Ferryman: "No"
Philosopher: "Then you have wasted 1/2 your life. Have you studied mathematics?"
Ferryman: "No"
Philosopher: Then you have wasted more than 1/2 your life"

Just as the philosopher said this a huge wave crashed against the side of the boat capsizing it.

Ferryman: "Can't you swim?"
Philosopher: No!
Ferryman: " then you've wasted your whole life"

[KC]

Physics, not philosophy but close enough:

"I can't find my car keys."
"Perhaps you know too much about their momentum."

:laugh:

[Political_Chucky]

Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dijjjjjjooooooooooooooooo!


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[Manic Impressive]

Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dijjjjjjooooooooooooooooo!

Did you miss the part about philosophy?

[Widerstand]

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[Il Medico]

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I prefer this:















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[Political_Chucky]

Did you miss the part about philosophy?
The words "que" and "dijo" are apart of my philosophy.

[Black Sheep]

Physics, not philosophy but close enough:

"I can't find my car keys."
"Perhaps you know too much about their momentum."



:thumbup1:

[Chris]

What do you get when you cross a postmodernist with a mafia boss?
An offer you can't understand.

[gorillafuck]

These have all been pretty bad.

[Manic Impressive]

These have all been pretty bad.
If you don't like them tell a better one or STFU :)

[MarxSchmarx]

An economics/business major asks: How can I make money with that?
An arts major asks: What can I create with that?
A physics major asks: What can I measure with that?
An engineering major asks: What can I build with that?
A philosophy major asks: Would you like fries with that?

[Political_Chucky]

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LOL I really thought Marx was gonna bring the game out!

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

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