Special talents

[A.J.]

I can do a totally awesome Mussolini impression!


What's your party piece?:)

[Rusty Shackleford]

what, you mean get your ass kicked by half of italy and then get strung up?

[Fawkes]

I can play the g'tar like a mothafuckin riot

[Ele'ill]

My party piece is not going to parties.

[Tablo]

I can get really really drunk, make out with a bunch of guys, and end the night lying on the floor in my puke, crying.

[Quail]

In secondary school, my party trick was simply going to the party and people being shocked that I was drunk/high/whatever because I was a bit of a geek so I guess they expected me not to do those things.

[El Rojo]

In secondary school, my party trick was simply going to the party and people being shocked that I was drunk/high/whatever because I was a bit of a geek so I guess they expected me not to do those things.

that used to happen to me! except i only got invited by 6th form, yet they were still suprised to see me


my party trick used to be flying planes. however, someone has since pointed out to me that this is not at all practical during a party. trilingualism is pretty rare in the UK, i go for that one. failing that, my other trick is to fing a quiet area and get nice and high real quick

[Magón]

I can bend both of my thumbs back to touch my wrist.

[Political_Chucky]

I can open a beer with a lighter.... :confused:

[Tablo]

I can open a beer with a lighter.... :confused:
I think all smokers can do that.

[Political_Chucky]

I think all smokers can do that.
SO are you saying that isn't a SPECIAL talent?

[Manic Impressive]

I can wiggle my ears

[Tablo]

SO are you saying that isn't a SPECIAL talent?
Pretty much, but my special talent isn't special either.

[Fawkes]

As far as party pleaser, my general eccentricities make up for my lack of any particular talent. I do have an unusually good memory though. For example, if you posted your picture in the faces to names thread a long time ago in the CC, I can probably remember what you look like well enough to recognize on the street. For some pictures I can even describe camera angles, location, facial expression, and hairstyle. I would make a really good stalker. I also remember a lot of random things like different user's professions I was told years ago and things like their living arrangements or anything mentioned in passing.

[Tablo]

As far as party pleaser, my general eccentricities make up for my lack of any particular talent. I do have an unusually good memory though. For example, if you posted your picture in the faces to names thread a long time ago in the CC, I can probably remember what you look like well enough to recognize on the street. For some pictures I can even describe camera angles, location, facial expression, and hairstyle. I would make a really good stalker. I also remember a lot of random things like different user's professions I was told years ago and things like their living arrangements or anything mentioned in passing.
Photographic memory?

[Political_Chucky]

hmmmmm fine. I can eat an x-large pizza all by myself.:confused:

[Quail]

that used to happen to me! except i only got invited by 6th form, yet they were still suprised to see me

It wasn't me being there and much as people thinking I was too geeky to get wasted.

Also, how do you use a lighter to open a beer? I've never seen anyone do that.

[Fawkes]

I knew a kid who tried to impress people at parties by opening beer with his teeth. He chipped his tooth.

[Quail]

Yeah loads of my friends open bottles with their teeth and I always feel terrible when they open mine like that in case they chip a tooth and it's my fault for letting them do it.

[Rusty Shackleford]

i for one cannot open beers with lighters. i havent tried much though so thats probably why.

i am very good at procrastinating though

[Tablo]

i for one cannot open beers with lighters. i havent tried much though so thats probably why.

i am very good at procrastinating though
Same here

[Quail]

i am very good at procrastinating though
Why do you think I post so much in Chit-Chat?

[Tablo]

Why do you think I post so much in Chit-Chat?
I'm supposed to be studying korean right now. :laugh:

[Political_Chucky]

It wasn't me being there and much as people thinking I was too geeky to get wasted.

Also, how do you use a lighter to open a beer? I've never seen anyone do that.

I learned in 7th grade when my sister's X told me to try and do it, and if I couldn't, I would have to down a beer til I could...obviously I was drunk by the end of the night lol

Its not hard though, just put the edge of the lighter at the bottom of the cap with your index finger wrapped around the lighter. Use your other hand and pull the lighter down from the top & Wah LAH!

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[Ele'ill]

I've had lighters break doing that.

[Political_Chucky]

Well, I guess you don't know your own strength:lol:

[#FF0000]

People tell me I'm really good at critiquing and editing things.

Not much of a party thing tho

[Stand Your Ground]

I can wash dishes pretty fast lol.

:blushing:

[Fawkes]

I can wash dishes pretty fast lol.

:blushing:

You should consider contacting Ripley's Believe It or Not

[psgchisolm]

I'm supposed to be studying korean right now. :laugh:
i have english homework
I also play the trombone

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

I can play classical guitar quite well while quite drunk, and run very, very, very quickly and dexterously.

I've also knocked over my lit hookah at all of my parties. :confused:

[Magón]

People tell me I'm really good at critiquing and editing things.

Not much of a party thing tho

Unless you write a critique to the party scene. :D

[Ele'ill]

Well, I guess you don't know your own strength:lol:

Am I supposed to be reading between the lines here?



I've been told I'm a good public speaker and that I'm a good writer.

[Quail]

I've also knocked over my lit hookah at all of my parties. :confused:
I have a special talent for thinking I can pick up shisha coals with my bare hands when I'm drunk. :thumbdown:

[Jazzratt]

I've got pretty used to opening beer bottles with things that aren't openers (teeth, walls, tables, lighters, screwdrivers, pliers, a WWI artillery shell and so on) but that's not really a talent it's alcoholism with a basic grasp of levers. I can down pints faster than most people, too.

[bailey_187]

In secondary school, my party trick was simply going to the party and people being shocked that I was drunk/high/whatever because I was a bit of a geek so I guess they expected me not to do those things.

lol nerds gone wild was always one of the funniest things about parties in school/sixthform

[Quail]

lol nerds gone wild was always one of the funniest things about parties in school/sixthform
It wasn't "nerds gone wild" in the sense of someone who's never been drunk before getting hammered (although admittedly I did influence some of my friends to do that :o), so much as my group of friends breaking the stereotype that nerds don't drink or do drugs :lol:

[Nietzsche's Ghost]

I have a special talent for thinking I can pick up shisha coals with my bare hands when I'm drunk. :thumbdown:

I have almost done something similar with shisha coals. I had knocked over the hookah and picked the coal up with my tongs. I then attempted to eat it. Luckily my friends stopped me. :lol:

[Fawkes]

I have a special talent for thinking I can pick up shisha coals with my bare hands when I'm drunk. :thumbdown:

At outdoor bonfire parties we used to play "hot potato" with burning coals. It was always extra fun when someone would hit it particularly hard and it would break into 10 different pieces. Eye shots could be quite amusing too.

[RedStarOverChina]

I have a high level of alcohol tolerance---Usually the last one standing in any drinking competition.

Probably had something to do with the fact that my grandpa let me drink alcohol all the time when I was little. It wasn;t illegal or anything.

[Black Sheep]

I've been told i write good lyrics. :)

I also have extraordinary mod skills, that's why i was the best music forum mod evar.

[Fawkes]

I'm the world's greatest peacocker.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peacocking

[Quail]

I'm the world's greatest peacocker.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peacocking
I'm pretty good at doing the opposite of that.

[Fawkes]

I'm pretty good at doing the opposite of that.

Should try it sometime, tis great fun.

[Quail]

I don't like to stand out too much clothes-wise. I have to wear something more revealing than a baggy tshirt/jumper and jeans.

[Lyev]

I can circular breathe and play the didgeridoo but doing the latter tends to make my lips swollen.

[Political_Chucky]

Am I supposed to be reading between the lines here?



I've been told I'm a good public speaker and that I'm a good writer.


Ehhhh no?

Thats cool though, I would love to be a better public speaker. Last time I did it for my work, I ended up shaking and cracking my voice like a little 9 year old girl.

Kayl

I'm pretty good at doing the opposite of that.

Your good at cocking pea?

[Jazzratt]

I don't like to stand out too much clothes-wise. I have to wear something more revealing than a baggy tshirt/jumper and jeans. Operative part of that statement. You do stick out somewhat hair-wise.

I on the other hand don't stand out at all (or at least not of a function of anything I do deliberately, one can only be so inconspicuous at 198cm.)

[Fawkes]

Whammy that is tall

[Quail]

Operative part of that statement. You do stick out somewhat hair-wise.

Yeah well... I get bored of my hair easily. Plus, it's hard to hate your hair whereas it's easy to hate your body.

[piet11111]

I can break anything during normal use i do not know how it happens.

[Red Commissar]

Uh... erm

I'm special at doing nothing special? idk

[Catmatic Leftist]

I can bend my hand all the way down to my wrist.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

im a pretty good drinker
unfortunately tho not very good when weed enters into the mix
also im pretty tall for brazilian standards so i stand out at 1.93m and really lanky at like 65kg
also i constantly berate people for their decadent self indulgent bourgeois ways

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I use to live near the richest man in the world. It's a talent not to rob him.

[¿Que?]

I do a decent Kissinger. I'm also clever as fuck.

[Omi]

I can down a glass of beer in like 5 seconds. And open a beer bottle with almost anything that can be used as a lever somehow. This includes almost anything that is hard and has an edge.