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Robocommie
19th January 2011, 06:54
Facebook argument. Get a load of THIS SHIT. (Names changed to protect the anonymous)

In response to the labor theory of value and how wage labor is inherently exploitative:

Sarah: "Yup! Totally! You will earn that wage, and you will never make more unless you work your way to a blanket factory manager/supervisor position. BUT- You had the OPPORTUNITY to get an education, and go to college, and work your way up. You c...hose to be a blanket worker. America never guaranteed everyone would own a factory! Where does it say that in the constitution? You should do some research on people who start companies. Most of the time, their stories are amazing. They come from humble backgrounds and through innovation and hard work create massive companies. Take Standard Oil, Microsoft, etc.."

Me: "Sarah, you've got stars in your eyes. You insist that everyone has these opportunities you describe, but it's just not true. You insist people chose to be a blanket worker? Who the hell would choose to work hard their whole damn life instead of be rich? That's absurd, Sarah."

Sarah: "Because school is hard, math homework sucks, it is easier to party and just get a job and not go to high school. And then by the time you realize you wish you hadn't slacked off, it's too late. Happens all the time..."

Me: "Sarah, not everyone is from the suburbs, and not everyone fails because "math is hard and I want to party." That's ridiculous. There's less equality of opportunity than you assume. Every single day I encounter hard working people who want to better their lives with college but can't afford it and just can't find any way for it to work for them."

Sarah: "Who are you talking about?? Seriously! Do you not know anyone who works? ALL of my friends that are not in the Air Force have jobs. And NONE of them own huge companies. THey are not poor and abused because they do not own a factory. Where is your logic?"


And on the subject of the farm workers of the third world:

Me: "Tiffany, I live a very comfortable life because I was fortunate. But my family are very close friends to campesinos, peasants, who live in El Salvador. They work extremely hard every single day, and have almost nothing to show for it, while the landowner who owns the coffee fields they work in lives in a palace.

Is it pure green envy to be angry about the fact that their hard work picking coffee beans puts him in a palace, while they live in corrugated tin shacks, without running water, plumbing or electricity? That they can't even afford shoes?

Is it pure green envy to resent a system where one man makes so much money, he sometimes decides to simply not harvest the coffee because the price on the market is too low, and so the peasants don't even have that work to do?"

Sarah: "Hence, minimum wage."

Me: "Sarah, if those folks got paid minimum wage your coffee wouldn't be so cheap. You know how many labor movements have tried to improve the conditions for workers that got shut down by the folks on high because it wasn't profitable? Seriously, it's astonishing that you take this for granted. They hire leg-breakers to terrify union leaders into quitting, and if that doesn't work, they kill them. And if the workers try and fight back, well, they kill them too. They call them communists or radicals and send in the army to put them down. It's a very American story."

Tiffany: "But (Robocommie) atleast they have work. If they are that hard up with it then where would they be without it? And yes the landowner should get the majority of the profit. It's his land. His company. Etc. It's unfortunate but true. You can't take what is his, just because it's not "fair" that he owns the land and they don't."

Me: "That's pretty cold Tiffany, and I'd like to think if you saw how these folks live you wouldn't be so quick to say, "Eh, it's his land, he deserves it."

Tiffany: "It's not cold to say that what belongs to someone BELONGS to someone."

Sarah: "(Robocommie) have you ever been to these third world countries where workers are paid so little? I have. When I was in Guatemala I had a very interesting discussion with a man who lives in a mud hut and gives tours of mayan ruins for money. He l...aughed at stupid Americans who feel bad for them. He told me that they are thankful to have an income, and be able to have cable TV in their mudhuts and afford basic necessities because of their jobs. Without which, they would only sustain themselves on the food that they could grow themselves. It was EYE OPENING for me! Because I always felt the same way. Another eye opening thing- free range beef? Yeah, in Guatemala they are chopping down the rain forest to make room for free range cattle because we pay so much money for it."

Me: "Ugh, I give up. Nothing's written in the sky that says that people have a right to own land like that."

Tiffany: "(Robocommie) just a thought....... if you had a house, and the entire outside needed paint. And you decide you can't do it on your own so you hire a bunch of guys to come help you paint the outside of your house. When your done the value of your... house has now increased by $10,000. Are you saying you would give a portion of that investment to each guy you hired to paint your house?

It's no different with a farmer who owns land and hires people to help him run it."

...............

Guiz they convinced me Im becoming a Misean now, k thx

#FF0000
19th January 2011, 07:13
Man, there was a time where I thought I was finally coming out of my shell, that I was finally finding my voice and figuring out my way in the social world with all these parties and all this hanging out and meeting new people and making new friends. Then I started to actually talk to some of these people and I decided that J.D. Salinger had it right and now I live in the woods.

Robocommie
19th January 2011, 07:19
Stay there Loveshach. It's safe there.

Also you smell funny after having been out there and we don't want you back.

Amphictyonis
19th January 2011, 08:13
"Debunking" the LTV arguments from capitalists can get more absurd than that. Go to the Mises forums and bring it up.

Robocommie
19th January 2011, 08:17
"Debunking" the LTV arguments from capitalists can get more absurd than that. Go to the Mises forums and bring it up.

To save time I should just punch myself in the dick and call it a day.

#FF0000
19th January 2011, 08:21
Stay there Loveshach. It's safe there.

Also you smell funny after having been out there and we don't want you back.

I hang pinecones from my ears now and I think it makes it kind of bearable, I guess.

Robocommie
19th January 2011, 08:30
I hang pinecones from my ears now and I think it makes it kind of bearable, I guess.

Also, a squirrel in your pocket. I hope that's a squirrel, anyhow.

Apoi_Viitor
19th January 2011, 09:02
Fucking capitalists..... How do they work?

#FF0000
19th January 2011, 09:14
Also, a squirrel in your pocket. I hope that's a squirrel, anyhow.

Chipmunk actually.

southernmissfan
19th January 2011, 09:26
Your first mistake was arguing politics over Facebook.

Robocommie
19th January 2011, 09:34
Your first mistake was arguing politics over Facebook.

It's a fucking pain in the ass, and I tell myself I'm never going to do it, every time I see someone complain about it, I myself, "Not me." Well, I just couldn't bite my damn tongue.

I just don't get how you can be so blind to the inequality of opportunities. I'm not even the most unfortunate of people in America, there's people way worse off than me, and I freaking see it.

Amphictyonis
19th January 2011, 09:36
To save time I should just punch myself in the dick and call it a day.

Or eat dog poop. Anything is more satisfying than 'debating' a person on the Mises forums ;)

Tablo
19th January 2011, 15:36
I've had a couple debates on facebook, but my friends who debate me tend to be conservatives with no understanding of economics so they give up.

Quail
19th January 2011, 15:47
Your first mistake was arguing politics over Facebook.
This. I have some really conservative people on facebook and debating with them makes me want to bash my head against a wall,

Kotze
19th January 2011, 17:45
You can try some of these arguments next time around, feel free to copy:
Most of the time, their stories are amazing. They come from humble backgrounds and through innovation and hard work create massive companies. Take Standard Oil, Microsoft, etc..These examples don't work.

The riches of oil companies come primarily from nature, does nature belong to whoever errects a fence around it? It belongs to everyone, so if somebody wants a big piece of it, that somebody should pay compensation to society. You can and should tax the living crap out of oil companies, the usual canard about entrepreneurs being scared away by high taxes doesn't apply here, because the oil in the ground doesn't search for tax havens.

Bill Gates' millionaire law firm dad helped him go to an exclusive prep school and also with funding Microsoft. Where would he be today without his parents? I doubt he would have made it, given the descriptions of young Bill's behaviour I read — stereotypically nerdy and messy, driving around with used milk cartons in the back of his car, and you could smell them from afar. Would you trust this person (http://www.justicejunction.com/mug_shots_bill_gates.htm)? And what did Microsoft invent exactly, the internet, the mouse, window interfaces? -No, no, and no. You can't even nail down Microsoft's success to a claim that they are the best at incremental improvements over the status quo. Success is not completely independent of quality, but it's compatibility that matters in the IT world, that you can use the same programs on different computers and transfer documents between them, so when an proprietary OS or document format gets a dominant market share, this won't change just because something better appears.

Besides, even if these anecdotes were working, it would still be arguing by anecdote. Nobody denies that when you play the lottery you have the chance to get the jackpot, the point ist about general tendencies, about what usually happens. If somebody wants to ask you about whether it's a good investment to buy lottery tickets, would you say it's a great idea? No, you would say it's stupid. Now, suppose that person still goes buying a lottery ticket, and wins. How would you react? "Ohmygod, I was wrong. Let's go buy lottery tickets, everybody!" — Would you say this? Looking at both winners and losers is important if you want to get a realistic picture.


If they are that hard up with it then where would they be without it? And yes the landowner should get the majority of the profit. It's his land. His company. Etc. It's unfortunate but true. You can't take what is his, just because it's not "fair" that he owns the land and they don't.How can you say someone owns something, just because he owns it, and that's how it is? I guess you aren't okay with owning slaves, for example.

The argument for private ownership works like this:
1. You should own what you produce. High taxation on that gets in conflict with incentives.
2. You should own what is exchanged between consenting adults; a chain of exchanges that doesn't start with somebody producing it and consenting to give it to soemeone else is not okay (like when I buy a bike from someone who stole it from you, that's not okay).

Land is a gift of nature, so the argument for private ownership doesn't apply. Where would the landowners be without the workers? They would have to do the arduous work themselves. Where would the land be without the landowners? It would still exist. The origin of private land ownership does not lie in some people being exceptionally productive, but some assholes grabbing natural resources.

ExUnoDisceOmnes
19th January 2011, 18:12
When arguing with capitalists, you can't assume that they know things. I've found that you need to go to the roots, regardless of how long it takes, if you want to make any progress. If you skip around or over concepts, they just don't get the full picture.

I'm sure you've read Capital... start talking about the origins of wealth and the origins of private property. Talk about exploitation, and if they make the "they own the property so they can do that" claim, call BS and talk about where the capital to invest in in the land came from. Wage slavery is a great point, but you need to come about it right. Go to history and ask, when have substantial improvements in the human condition occurred... oh yeah that's right, when greater wealth allowed for greater equality.

If they say, "They deserve that car cause they earned it," ask them what a person doing the same work in Africa would have gotten for it. Then talk about the origins of all of that money for the car in surplus value. Question their integrity... "If you can justify 20 people starving so they can own that car... well I guess this arguments over..."

Don't go at it rhetorically and with stories. From my experience, if you hit it straight off from the morality and economics standpoint you can be a lot more effective. I just converted a couple of capitalists today by doing that, in fact.

the last donut of the night
20th January 2011, 13:28
i myself have given up arguing with most right-wingers

Il Medico
20th January 2011, 14:37
At least you weren't arguing with my mother. She makes Sarah/Tiffany seem like a political scholar in comparison.

Examples:
When talking about US's debt:

"We need to support the rich. They're the only ones who can make things better!"When trying to explain the IMF's proposal to replace the dollar as the standard reserve currency with a new currency:

"That's never gonna work cause people have their own culture and if you think it will you've forgot your bible!" When talking about recent protest in Europe:

"Thats just what the left and your buddy Soros want! Violence to distract people from what their real agenda is. [I ask her what that is exactly] To take over the world!" Because apparently being a communist automatically makes me friends with an old ass capitalist. Who, btw, is leading the global communist conspiracy.

Where did I go wrong. :(

Sam_b
20th January 2011, 16:35
These people aren't capitalists, they are supporters of capitalism.

NoOneIsIllegal
21st January 2011, 07:45
Fucking capitalists..... How do they work?
They don't.
:lol:

#FF0000
21st January 2011, 14:03
masterstroke

Stand Your Ground
22nd January 2011, 01:22
Fucking capitalists..... How do they work?
They don't! lol

the last donut of the night
22nd January 2011, 20:33
These people aren't capitalists, they are supporters of capitalism.

always ruins our fun

L.A.P.
4th February 2011, 23:26
These people aren't capitalists, they are supporters of capitalism.

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