Worst Right Wing Conspiracy Theory

[Amphictyonis]

(List the worst conspiracy theory you've heard which makes excuses for capitalism)

Today I heard a right wing idiot say the reason we have so many poor, taxes and no gold left is because an "elite" population on earth has taken all the wealth in order to give it to the Anunnaki (a race of alien beings who really control the world).

[Red Commissar]

Anything relating to George Soros and his worldwide socialist conspiracy.

[gorillafuck]

9/11 was an inside job intended to establish a single government socialist dictatorship across the entire Earth being led by the New World Order.

[Amphictyonis]

The details are funny....details.

[Red Commissar]

The details are funny....details.

Well, I'm not so much sure about details, but how a capitalist banker wants to establish global communism is even seen as believable is beyond me. Nevermind he or his family never went back to Hungary when it went Soviet.

[Ele'ill]

Repto-Men news interviewees.

[synthesis]

Pretty much anything relating to Bill Clinton tended to be self-evidently, amusingly absurd.

[Sir Comradical]

Fascism/Nazism is socialism.
Fluoridated water is socialism.
Soccer is a socialist sport.
The EU is socialist.

Case in point: There are fascist-nazi sleeper agents in every part of the government who are forging a secret plot to take over America once they fluoridate our water like in communist France using the worthless money printed by the socialist Federal Reserve.

[Lobotomy]

When the movie Avatar came out, I remember reading an article on infowars.com that explained how Avatar was a propaganda tool to promote radical environmentalism so that the general public will be more keen to pay a carbon tax.

[Amphictyonis]

When the movie Avatar came out, I remember reading an article on infowars.com that explained how Avatar was a propaganda tool to promote radical environmentalism so that the general public will be more keen to pay a carbon tax.

LOL. It was produced by FOX :)

[Amphictyonis]

Well, I'm not so much sure about details, but how a capitalist banker wants to establish global communism is even seen as believable is beyond me. Nevermind he or his family never went back to Hungary when it went Soviet.

The old standard Rothschild super capitalist banker is really a communist one. JP Morgan, Vanderbilt and Rockefeller were communists as well working under Rothschild. Those bastard commies stole our wealth!

[Nolan]

A response to my comment on a YouTube video:


Marxism and other collectivist ideologies, endlessly debated among and relabeled by academia, are all alternatives of centralized control of human life. Marxist thought fails to recognize the true power structure of the West, namely the secret societies and central banking cartels who pull the strings from the shadows.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

FEMA Death Camps
Holocaust didn't happen
Anything trying to connect the dots with socialism (taxes, Obama, fascism, etc.)

[Political_Chucky]

That you can get pregnant from anal sex.

[Amphictyonis]

Repto-Men news interviewees.
Ya the politicians are aliens thing is great. I actually wasted a half hour of my life watching that David Ike guy. It was for the giggles.

[Amphictyonis]

That you can get pregnant from anal sex.

That's a true commie conspiracy. Lenin and Stalin had a anal love child but covered it up by a large global eugenics program which took mans ability to anally conceive.

[Dimentio]

This is not a conspiracy theory per se, but it is pretty hilarious.

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[Honggweilo]

social-darwinist indigo child bullshit, mostly promoted by assburger libertarians with no social life, creating a myth to feel special about themselves (which is actually the case with most conspiracy nuts, who just want a newage subsitute for religion, but not calling it a religion)

[Dimentio]

This is also pretty funny:

http://www.firstlightforum.com/?p=3153

[Pavlov's House Party]

Immunization makes children autistic.

[The Man]

Communism killed alot of people.... FOX told me...

[GPDP]

Anything having to do with the Federal Reserve. It's a fucking banking system, get over it, idiots.

[FreeEire]

Obama is attempting to bankrupt the United States so that it can be forced into becoming a Socialist state :rolleyes:

[Quail]

This is something my mother said...

I should be careful who I let into my house, because loads of pedophiles browse facebook for single mothers so that they can use them to get to their children. It happens all the time. You can't trust anyone, not even your friends!

I really don't know where this came from, and I'm pretty sure that the majority of people I meet aren't just using me so that they can abuse my son.

[Dimentio]

This is something my mother said...

I should be careful who I let into my house, because loads of pedophiles browse facebook for single mothers so that they can use them to get to their children. It happens all the time. You can't trust anyone, not even your friends!

I really don't know where this came from, and I'm pretty sure that the majority of people I meet aren't just using me so that they can abuse my son.

Actually, that one is more of liberal/leftist conspiracy theory in Scandinavia. There is a cluster of feminists who actually believe that there are men in powerful position who are raping children and then sacrificing them to Satan.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Trickle down economics.