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synthesis
30th December 2010, 10:13
...feel like you have to throw up and then you sneeze and it goes away? Fucking weird.
Martin Blank
30th December 2010, 12:17
Yeah, actually. You might want to get checked for a hiatal hernia.
Nolan
30th December 2010, 20:40
I hear that's a symptom of the zombie virus.
Ele'ill
30th December 2010, 22:39
Rectal prolapse
Aloysius
31st December 2010, 07:20
When I sneeze, my arm hurts.
Probably a symptom of being pre-diabetic.
Widerstand
31st December 2010, 07:21
Rectal prolapse

:blink::lol::bored:
NoOneIsIllegal
31st December 2010, 07:58
When I sneeze, my arm hurts.
Probably a symptom of being pre-diabetic.
Type one for 15 years, never had that.
But then again, I'm not familiar with type two, which is most likely what you're talking about.
synthesis
31st December 2010, 11:35
Rectal prolapse

Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.
John "Eh" MacDonald
31st December 2010, 15:41
Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.

Your a fucking asshole.

The only thing funny about it was that it's so gross that you cant look away...kind of like goatse marathon.
synthesis
31st December 2010, 22:46
Your a fucking asshole.

The only thing funny about it was that it's so gross that you cant look away...kind of like goatse marathon.

Wow, I can't believe someone actually did that.
John "Eh" MacDonald
1st January 2011, 06:19
Wow, I can't believe someone actually did that.

I swear if I ever see you in real life... ANYWAY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

time for the boondocks.
Aloysius
1st January 2011, 07:32
Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.
:mad:
Thank you, sir, I am now scarred for life.
Rusty Shackleford
1st January 2011, 09:19
Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.
beets.
Jazzratt
1st January 2011, 17:29
Why would people ever think it's a good idea to do a google image search on the advise of someone on the internet. 9 times in 10 it's going to be horrific.

Also I assumed most people would know what a prolapse is, so there's even less reason to be outraged if you were stupid enough to do the search.
gorillafuck
1st January 2011, 17:45
Yeah, never google image search anything with the words "rectal" or "prolapse" in it, let alone both of those words together.

You brought it upon yourself, John Eh.
Obs
1st January 2011, 19:57
I thought everyone on the Internet had seen their fair share of pink socks by now.
Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd January 2011, 03:01
I hear that's a symptom of not fucking enough.
The Man
2nd January 2011, 03:23
Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.


It's so bad.. but... but... I can't look away!
Il Medico
2nd January 2011, 05:49
Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.
I knew it would be horrifying, but did it anyways out of curiosity. I regret that decision.
Magón
2nd January 2011, 06:09
I like when other people suffer a fate that could have easily been avoided if they didn't always listen to that little voice in their head some would call a curious conscience. :p

And no, I didn't look up Rectal Prolapse, because I never listen to my conscience. :lol:
FreeFocus
2nd January 2011, 06:13
I looked it up out of curiosity. Brutal stuff.
Widerstand
2nd January 2011, 06:16
Naw what's brutal about it? Look how cute it just...pops out and stares at you :O
NoOneIsIllegal
2nd January 2011, 06:22
really tempted to look. It'll probably turn me on. ...wait, wut
synthesis
2nd January 2011, 10:03
I knew it would be horrifying, but did it anyways out of curiosity. I regret that decision.

I think that applies to everyone who looked it up. No one after John MacDonald even has an excuse.


Why would people ever think it's a good idea to do a google image search on the advise of someone on the internet. 9 times in 10 it's going to be horrific.

Also I assumed most people would know what a prolapse is, so there's even less reason to be outraged if you were stupid enough to do the search.

A thousand times, this. I would actually reason it the other way around - if the topic of conversation is "medical conditions" and one contains the word "rectal" it is probably unwise to Google it unless, of course, you hate your appetite with a seething passion.

Seriously, anyone who did this, I have this bank account in Nigeria you might be interested in...
John "Eh" MacDonald
2nd January 2011, 14:10
How the fuck does that even happen... is it from taking too big of a shit?
Quail
2nd January 2011, 14:33
...feel like you have to throw up and then you sneeze and it goes away? Fucking weird.
I've done the opposite. Sneezed and then threw up a little. It was totally random too. I was just at the bus stop so everyone else who was waiting looked at me really oddly.
Magón
2nd January 2011, 16:49
I've done the opposite. Sneezed and then threw up a little. It was totally random too. I was just at the bus stop so everyone else who was waiting looked at me really oddly.

Did you give them the finger and walk off like you were too good for them then? I would have. :p
Sasha
2nd January 2011, 16:56
Rectal prolapse


Everyone Google image search this shit, I'm telling you, it's fucking hilarious.


Your a fucking asshole.

The only thing funny about it was that it's so gross that you cant look away...kind of like goatse marathon.


Wow, I can't believe someone actually did that.


:mad:
Thank you, sir, I am now scarred for life.


http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15400000/Facebook-password-fail-XD-random-15464033-610-348.jpg
Quail
2nd January 2011, 16:59
Did you give them the finger and walk off like you were too good for them then? I would have. :p
Well, since I had to continue waiting for the bus I just pretended nothing happened. They probably just thought I was on something.
Il Medico
2nd January 2011, 23:27
I think that applies to everyone who looked it up. No one after John MacDonald even has an excuse.


Not an excuse, bad decision.
John "Eh" MacDonald
2nd January 2011, 23:42
The only excuse I have is I didnt really read it and only copied and pasted it.

There really should have been a warning though that one time somebody brought up goatse in that "what turns you on" thread.
synthesis
3rd January 2011, 02:11
I've done the opposite. Sneezed and then threw up a little. It was totally random too. I was just at the bus stop so everyone else who was waiting looked at me really oddly.

Did you throw up on your sleeve? One time, I was on mushrooms in downtown Portland and threw up onto the arm of a long sleeve shirt I had under a short-sleeve shirt; I just took them both off, threw the long-sleeve shirt into the trash, put the short-sleeve back on and kept walking like nothing happened. I'm sure I got some stares, but fuck them, right?
The Man
4th January 2011, 04:36
Naw what's brutal about it? Look how cute it just...pops out and stares at you :O

This comment made my day. :laugh::laugh::laugh: