Got In A Fight Last Night

[KC]

I was very drunk at my friend's house who was having a party. I was just hanging out having a good time and some dude out of nowhere comes up and tells me to apologize for calling his girlfriend a stupid **** or something.

Now, I have absolutely no idea what he was talking about. But I'm drunk, so I'm thinking "I don't remember saying that, and it's not something I'd normally do, but I'm drunk so it could've happened." Then again, if I did say that I'd probably have a justifiable reason to do so.

I told him I never did that, some shit went down and one of dude's friends puts me in a headlock from behind. My friend starts punching him in the head and I'm out. My other friend, who lives there, breaks it up and kicks them out. I leave a little bit later.

Is there any better way to handle this? Because I can't think of one. Ripped a shirt I just fucking bought yesterday, too.

[Ele'ill]

You could have made total destroy instead of getting your shirt ripped while in a headlock from behind.

[KC]

I was having trouble walking, I didn't have much of a shot at hurting anyone.

[Political_Chucky]

You could have down a front flip kick into his face, turned around and hit the other guy in the balls, and avoided the whole confrontation.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

You should of just broke your beer bottle over his head.
And THEN called his girlfriend a stupid ****.

[Le Libérer]

You should of just broke your beer bottle over his head.
And THEN called his girlfriend a stupid ****.

So you go around calling women stupid ****s?

[KC]

So apparently I was wasted and kept falling on this girl and she got up and moved and told her boyfriend about it, and then I was talking to this other girl (who I'm cool with) saying I should apologize and someone overheard me say "fuck that *****" to my friend, thinking I was referring to that girl, and shit just blew up from there.

It was like the perfect storm of misunderstandings.


So you go around calling women stupid ****s?

PC Police everybody book it!

[Ele'ill]

Quote:
Originally Posted by COTR
So you go around calling women stupid ****s?
PC Police everybody book it!


I think any humor in that would lay in the situation reversal and not in the specifics. The comment was using the language and situation provided by the OP.

[Le Libérer]

Hope you are okay KC. If you dont usually use that kind of language then you probably didnt just because you were drunk.

[FreeFocus]

Better way to handle it? Maybe not get wasted? I dunno.

[Le Libérer]

I think any humor in that would lay in the situation reversal and not in the specifics. The comment was using the language and situation provided by the OP.

Sorry I dont find sexist humor funny.

[kitsune]

I was having trouble walking, I didn't have much of a shot at hurting anyone.

You must train with Drunken Master.

[KC]

Sorry I dont find sexist humor funny.

And we don't find you funny. Stop ruining my thread.

[Le Libérer]

And we don't find you funny. Stop ruining my thread.

I wasnt trying to be funny. Still hope you are okay.

[Ele'ill]

Sorry I dont find sexist humor funny.

Neither do I and I don't believe the other posters here do either.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

So you go around calling women stupid ****s?
No, I never have. Why would I give you this impression? I'm simply using the situation the OP typed, and I basically didn't add anything new when I dropped the almighty C-bomb. I have never said the word in real-life either, I think, nor' have I EVER called a girl that name. However, you should be pissed at the OP as well. I just rolled with it and cracked a poor joke. I would of cracked the same joke if he said "ugly motherfucker" instead of the dreaded C-word.
What I said wasn't sexist either. I can understand your feelings if I cracked open that word out of nowhere (as if it wasn't in the original post), but I mean... give me a break.
And to be fair, I don't like that word either (hence why I don't ever use it on my own), but I thought the manner in which I used it was okay because I was basically just quoting him.

I really can't believe you. Just... chill.
I shouldn't of even typed such a long, drawn out response. I shouldn't have to defend what I said. This arguement has completely drawn attention away from the original topic, which is, people doing headlocks from behind is a wuss move.

The comment was using the language and situation provided by the OP.
This.

[KC]

Word policing in general is absolutely ridiculous, makes me so mad I wanna put it in a headlock from behind and rip its shirt.

[Mannimarco]

You should have called her a **** anyway.

[Magón]

Personally, I would have just called some Gulf Cartel tough guys and had them do the job. Either that, or picked up a metal pipe.

[Le Libérer]

No, I never have. Why would I give you this impression? I'm simply using the situation the OP typed, and I basically didn't add anything new when I dropped the almighty C-bomb. I have never said the word in real-life either, I think, nor' have I EVER called a girl that name. However, you should be pissed at the OP as well. I just rolled with it and cracked a poor joke. I would of cracked the same joke if he said "ugly motherfucker" instead of the dreaded C-word.
What I said wasn't sexist either. I can understand your feelings if I cracked open that word out of nowhere (as if it wasn't in the original post), but I mean... give me a break.I really
can't believe you. Just... chill.

Except you came in and advocated using sexist name calling where as the OP didnt, he said he didnt/doesnt use the word usually.

Believe it, there are rules on this board where jokes containing that word is forbidden. In stead of giving you a warning, I simply asked a question, Im not so sure other mods or admins would have done the same thing, So dont tell me to chill out. I am definitely chilled out or you would have added an infraction to you name.


I shouldn't of even typed such a long, drawn out response. I shouldn't have to defend what I said. This arguement has completely drawn attention away from the original topic, which is, people doing headlocks from behind is a wuss move.

Yeah well, whatever. So now you chill out, because really, this thread is really nothing but troll baiting anyway.

[KC]

Why stop now? Keep going, suck the entire life out of this thread, you're on a roll.