Would you rather have celery, or curtains?

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Discuss...

[Raúl Duke]

curtains

cucumbers are better than celery...at least you can make delicious cucumber salada.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

curtains

cucumbers are better than celery...at least you can make delicious cucumber salada.
I love celery! I can lose weight just eating it!

[KC]

Celery is terrible for you. It makes you gain weight like crazy.

[scarletghoul]

curtains, they probably taste better

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

curtains, they probably taste better
Last time I tried playing with my curtains, I fell over and my hand went through my window.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Celery is terrible for you. It makes you gain weight like crazy.
You burn more callories eating it than you'd gain from it.

[KC]

You burn more callories eating it than you'd gain from it.

If you ate just celery and sat around you'd get fat really fast.

[Lyev]

You can't make a bloody mary with curtains.

[Jazzratt]

Celery, celery...

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

You can't make a bloody mary with curtains.
I wish I could hit a thank you button

[gorillafuck]

Am I missing something here?

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Am I missing something here?
How would I know? I'm not your doctor.

[gorillafuck]

How would I know? I'm not your doctor.
:confused:

[KC]

WTF is a curtain anyways, like a window curtain?

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

WTF is a curtain anyways, like a window curtain?
Yes. You guessed it.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Celery is disgusting. At least I could do something useful with some curtains.

[Il Medico]

You can't make a bloody mary with curtains.
Reason enough to pick Curtains.

[Political_Chucky]

:confused:

[Magón]

Curtains, because if you're drunk and stumbling around, curtains are at least something to grab onto before you keel over and pass out. Celery wouldn't help. :( :tt2:

[¿Que?]

Last time I tried playing with my curtains, I fell over and my hand went through my window.
Curtains it is!!!:tt2:

[Obs]

I'll make a curtain out of celery. I am nothing if not industrious.

[the last donut of the night]

in a survival mode:

celery is full of water, but very poor in protein and fat. curtains, on the other hand, are a source of fuel, so you could burn them for heat. you could also use them as cover, as cloth for tricky situations, or burn some, char it, and use that as potential kindling in the future.

imma go with curtains

[DDR]

Celery is eatable so I will go with it.

FYI, courtains are a reactionary catholic tradition, the protestants told me :P

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Celery makes you cum more.


I only find them enjoyable (see: helpful) when eating hot wings.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

I prefer blinds or shades, therefore, celery.

LOGIC IS WIN.

[Jack]

Celery, because ideally, you can bind together celery to make curtain rods. It's like having your cake and eating it too.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Celery is eatable so I will go with it.

FYI, courtains are a reactionary catholic tradition, the protestants told me :P
My mom said I need more curtains, and she is an atheist.

[An archist]

My mom said I need more curtains, and she is an atheist.

There are no atheists in the US.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

There are no atheists in the US.
My mom is an atheist. My dad is catholic. Imagine the arguments over raising me.

[Jalapeno Enema]

This has got to be the stupidest thread I've ever read that was not on FB or 4chan.

Imma go with curtains; I need some, and they'll last longer.

[Raúl Duke]

My mom is an atheist. My dad is catholic. Imagine the arguments over raising me. That's interesting.

I bet in the future I'll be in a relationship like that...hahaha

The thing about celary is that it's mostly useless...curtains you can probably think of many uses for. Perhaps you can make a tent our of curtains.

[Red Commissar]

Curtains can be sold and then a more fulfilling meal than celery can be acquired.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

That's interesting.

I bet in the future I'll be in a relationship like that...hahaha

The thing about celary is that it's mostly useless...curtains you can probably think of many uses for. Perhaps you can make a tent our of curtains.

Aha! But the question isn't whether you'd prefer a tent or celery.
You're not staying in the spirit of question!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Aha! But the question isn't whether you'd prefer a tent or celery.
You're not staying in the spirit of question!
What is it with everyone wanting to pitch a tent any ways?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

What is it with everyone wanting to pitch a tent any ways?

I dunno about where you are, but where I am it's bloody cold. In such situations a set of curtains are a much better proposition than food which takes more energy to consume than what you get from it.

Winter food should have plenty of fat and carbohydrates, especially if you can't afford to heat your place all the time.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I dunno about where you are, but where I am it's bloody cold. In such situations a set of curtains are a much better proposition than food which takes more energy to consume than what you get from it.

Winter food should have plenty of fat and carbohydrates, especially if you can't afford to heat your place all the time.
They don't have brick buildings where you are?:confused:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

They don't have brick buildings where you are?:confused:

Yes, but the one I'm living in is poorly insulated.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Yes, but the one I'm living in is poorly insulated.
Same with the building but heating is included in the rent, and they crank that shit up. Most people think my apt is too hot but I'm okay with the heat.