RevLeft's Greatest Hits

[Os Cangaceiros]

I'm working on compiling a list of all the most amusing threads ever to exist on RevLeft (especially recent ones). Feel free to add.

Baghdad's stray dog problem (a.k.a. the dog-eating thread)

http://www.revleft.com/vb/baghdad-takes-aim-t138302/index.html

The legendary "Forklift thread"

http://www.revleft.com/vb/forklifts-useful-large-t133741/index.html

RAAN on Leninism

http://www.revleft.com/vb/raans-views-leninism-t139702/index.html

The KKE thread

http://www.revleft.com/vb/long-live-kke-t135120/index.html

"Strong leftist mercenaries"

http://www.revleft.com/vb/trash-t139844/index.html

[the last donut of the night]

this is amazing. bookmarkin' this shit

[Ele'ill]

The 30 page drug thread in OI and this should be sticky'd or the forum should have a 'Hall Of Fame' section for viewing these threads.

[Os Cangaceiros]

ComradeMan attempts to show, in 31 pages, that RevLeft's "drug talk" group is reactionary.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/drugs-talk-group-t143467/index.html

Is chess racist? RevLeft decides.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/chess-racisti-t142783/index.html

The revenge of Adi Shankara (this one's not too epic, but I had to throw in at least one from my favorite troll)

http://www.revleft.com/vb/guess-whos-backi-t142852/index.html?t=142852

[Ele'ill]

Edit- oh I see you got it- Thanks!

The OI drug thread

http://www.revleft.com/vb/drugs-talk-group-t143467/index.html

[Tablo]

What about that chit-chat thread with animals raping animals? That one was fucked up to say the least.

[scarletghoul]

pretty old now but the Big Lefty Get Together

[Os Cangaceiros]

The love that dares not speak it's name.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/communist-stance-chimp-t137266/index.html

[Os Cangaceiros]

RevLeft's number one frenemy: a symphony in four parts.

The beginning: http://www.revleft.com/vb/maoistrebelnews2-calls-out-t141407/index.html

Return fire: http://www.revleft.com/vb/proof-maoistrebelnews-still-t141816/index.html

The plot thickens: http://www.revleft.com/vb/maoist-rebel-vs-t141890/index.html

Coda: http://www.revleft.com/vb/clowni-t145818/index.html

[Tablo]

The love that dares not speak it's name.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/communist-stance-chimp-t137266/index.html
That's the one. It was definitely one of the more interesting threads this year.

[Sam_b]

Sticky this please. This is the most important archival project on Revleft ever.

[Sam_b]

Psy and his 'revolutionary army' as featured in Black Clad Protesters Clash with G20 Police:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/black-clad-protesters-t137631/index.html (http://www.revleft.com/vb/black-clad-protesters-t137631/index.htmlRed)

Red Popular gets made about KILLING BABIES!!!!

http://www.revleft.com/vb/red-poplars-silly-t141955/index.html?t=141955

EDL kid gets schooled:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/edl-supporter-here-t136030/index.html?t=136030

[Os Cangaceiros]

Any thread that features Psy uttering the phrase "revolutionary army" is most likely gold.

[Sam_b]

BEST OF BP SOCIALIST

Prelude to Big Lefty Get-Together: http://www.revleft.com/vb/invitation-t99443/index.html?t=99443

Big Lefty Get-Together: http://www.revleft.com/vb/there-anybody-interested-t99451/index.html?t=99451

BPSocialist gives us his analysis of fascism and how to solve it: http://www.revleft.com/vb/nick-griffen-right-t98937/index.html

BPSocialist's masterplan to kidnap Nick Griffin and leave him in a ditch: http://www.revleft.com/vb/would-you-doi-t99917/index.html?t=99917

Is there discrimination against gingers? BPSocialist weighs in:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/and-gingersi-t99609/index.html?t=99609

:) HA-BLOODY-HA :)

[Sam_b]

A Cunning Plan to Steal Food from Subway:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/stealing-subway-t65193/index.html?t=65193

Poem About Stalin:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/poem-stalin-wrote-t106688/index.html?t=106688

[Ele'ill]

Viewing these threads is intense. There are so many users I forgot about- even some who I talked with frequently.

[Sam_b]

Was going to make an 'STJ Greatest Hits' but it's proving difficult.

[MarxSchmarx]

Here's a classic that sparked its own little cottage industry for a few months:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/vanguardian-tells-story-t81597/index.html?highlight=bogovich

and I thought these guys were pretty rocking:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/hi-everybody-t67563/index.html?highlight=sizpao
http://permalink.gmane.org/gmane.politics.marxism.analysis/7717

[Widerstand]

Here's a classic that sparked its own little cottage industry for a few months:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/vanguardian-tells-story-t81597/index.html?highlight=bogovich

and I thought these guys were pretty rocking:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/hi-everybody-t67563/index.html?highlight=sizpao
http://permalink.gmane.org/gmane.politics.marxism.analysis/7717


fucking hell lol.

[the last donut of the night]

Psy and his 'revolutionary army' as featured in Black Clad Protesters Clash with G20 Police:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/black-clad-protesters-t137631/index.html (http://www.revleft.com/vb/black-clad-protesters-t137631/index.htmlRed)


its been 404'd

[the last donut of the night]

this is pure gold

[Widerstand]

cos he fucked up the link:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/black-clad-protesters-t137631/index.html

[Sasha]

both hilarious and an very uncomfortable reminder of our past...
keep them coming
stickied

[Quail]

Oh wow. I don't know how I missed some of these. Some hilarious stuff. :laugh:

[Jazzhands]

Bob Avakian goes to Burning Man- http://www.revleft.com/vb/blob-avakian-burning-t142113/index.html?t=142113

This one actually got 2 threads- http://www.revleft.com/vb/do-you-imagine-t142352/index.html?t=142352

INTERNATIONAL FLOW CHART OF TERROR-http://www.revleft.com/vb/you-part-international-t141351/index.html?t=141351

[Bright Banana Beard]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/declaration-ceau-351-t68211/index.html?&highlight=Ceau%26%23351%3Bescu+Union

http://www.revleft.com/vb/did-all-these-t67848/index.html?&highlight=Danger+Hoxha

This one is gold..

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/declaration-ceau-351-t68211/index.html?&highlight=Ceau%26%23351%3Bescu+Union

http://www.revleft.com/vb/did-all-these-t67848/index.html?&highlight=Danger+Hoxha

This one is gold..

I love kromando. A real shame that he doesn't still post.

[Ele'ill]

Wow, so I think some of my posts got gutted from the drug thread. They were probably the really good ones too.

I was so polite for a while. :lol:

[Ele'ill]

The Reactionary Chatter thread should get a live stream into this.

[Sasha]

wow, that that drug thread managed to run over 600 posts

[Manic Impressive]

no one has mentioned this gem yet
http://www.revleft.com/vb/islam-facist-ideology-t143997/index.html?t=143997

[Ravachol]

For those who can read Dutch (or use Google translate :p): here (http://www.revleft.com/vb/rgfront-gebazel-verzameldraad-t144554/index.html) is a thread with some guy denouncing the entire Dutch subforum (Anarchists and Autonomists included) for being idealist, vanguardist reformists who don't "organize with their co-workers for the revolutionary self-liquidation of the proletariat". Also, Anarchism is apparently petit-bourgeois because you know, Proudhon.

[Sean]

I'm sure there's plenty in the trashcan. I liked hugsandmarxism's communist anime thread that descended into him/her deleting terrible, terrible hentai that looked like it was drawn by an 5 year old and denying they ever made them. The stormfront guy photoshop thread that was actually stickied for the longest time also got trashed. Some angry angry anarchist kid denouncing all forms of communists as his enemy and threatening to beat them up was the funniest shit though for me when he found what the symbols he got tattooed on his arm meant. No point linking trashed/cut up threads though.

[Pirate Utopian]

Stormfront Guy thread: http://www.revleft.com/vb/stormfront-guy-thread-t97258/index.html?t=97258&highlight=jeremy

[Sean]

So many of the images are 404s now.:(

[timbaly]

Arguably the most legendary of Chit Chat threads:

The grand 55 page, 1,083 reply Word Association Thread.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/word-assoc...815/index.html (http://www.revleft.com/vb/word-association-thread-t13815/index.html)

The response to the Word Association thread
http://www.revleft.com/vb/stop-resonding-word-t14028/index.html

On a serious note, my appeal to end the banning of Stalinists that began in 2002.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/repeal-ban-stalinists-t8399/index.html?highlight=poll

[ed miliband]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/kanye-appreciation-thread-t145920/index.html

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/communist-girlsi-t132949/index.html?t=132949

http://www.revleft.com/vb/leftist-girl-boyfriend-t143316/index.html?t=143316

http://www.revleft.com/vb/went-hunger-strike-t135890/index.html?t=135890

[the last donut of the night]

lets get some witch doctor threads goin on here

[ed miliband]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/went-hunger-strike-t135890/index.html?t=135890


Oh man, that thread. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[ed miliband]

lawl:


Haha, i'm just thinking maybe it would be nice to have a communist girlfriend, nice little hot chick wearing a che guevera t-shirt, nice.

dLy5xIjA6Z8

[hatzel]

and I thought these guys were pretty rocking:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/hi-everybody-t67563/index.html?highlight=sizpao
http://permalink.gmane.org/gmane.politics.marxism.analysis/7717


You'll be laughing out of the other side of your face when the glorious Sizpo revolution leads all humanity into an era of immeasurable prosperity!

...except for the vast swathes of humanity who happen to find themselves violently killed...and those who attempt to show their bravery by jumping from a building, because that's expressly forbidden in the manifesto. As so it should be! Important political business...

[Palingenisis]

Poem About Stalin:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/poem-stalin-wrote-t106688/index.html?t=106688

The poem about Stalin is both artistically constructed and emotionally intense. Whats so funny about?

Oh sorry labour aristocrats have problems understanding what comrade Stalin means to the world's oppressed and exploited majiority.

[Die Neue Zeit]

I've got specific recent but hysterical posts in mind, and I won't name names:


And what a stage--he only left out Louis Bonaparte, Juan Peron, and various Ayatollahs from his central committee of goons, clowns, and thugs.


Yeah... and when he's using all those goons and thugs to do all those things.. and then those unimpressed proletarian workers--you know the ones losing their jobs in the auto plants, or the ones whose kids are growing up next to lead and nickel smelters... when those workers go on strike, and those same goons and thugs get turned against them...

Then what do you say? Do you give the old mantra about Caesarism, managed democracy, Focoism (!), coops, circuses, and coupons for cut rate cigarettes?


You don't get to any "second stage" once you've hitched your wagon to the horse with the man on its back, even if he's in a chariot rather than on the horse directly.


DNZ= Doesn't Know Zhit


Now I know all of that is irrelevant. I know that there's nothing that makes your heart go pitty-pat like a man in uniform all dressed up and looking for his horse, but you know what? [...] Don't take this personally, but I really don't like you.


And saying the petit-bourgeois are not going to "March on Rome" or Brussels, or New York to hail Caesar is not contempt.

You're distortions are quite annoying.


That's enough to gag a maggot [...] the horse's ass [...] the flogger of "Marches on Rome" and "petit-bourgeois" anti-everything, comes out, and I do mean comes out of his little neutralist closet all dressed up in jackboots and riding crop


My only comment to you is "fuck you, asshole. You have no idea what you are talking about."



I'd add that special emphasis should be put on what DNZ counts as big negativeI think special emphasis should be put on DNZ as a big negative


And look what our would-be mass murderer says about his make-believe serial killers [...] He thinks he's talking about utility, when he's really talking about value-- he's getting the surplus labor at below subsistence costs, Die Neue Dr. Mengele is [...] Slow and painful deaths as lab rats? Who the fuck let this fucking Nazi in the room? [...] "Strip 'em and Rip 'em" could replace "Arbeit Macht Frei" on Die Alte Zeit's labor camps.


No, that's you, asshole. Fuck off, Dr. Mengele and take your slow painful death with you.


I'm sorry, did I say Dr. Mengele? I should have said Dr. I.G. Farben. In either case, fuck off.


You've got a clown here who pretends he's a socialist [...] Why don't you get rid of Nazi creep? [...] I would be honored to be disqualified from participating in what is obviously a circle jerk of those eagerly awaiting the opportunity to be goons and thugs.

The problem isn't that I told this strutting little Beria wannabe to fuck-off


But in any case, you don't argue rationally with someone who disavows reality with statements like that creep's. You identify him, or her, as a thug, goon, slug.


I responded to DNZ in this thread because he made the claim in his little sing-song, "On the one hand" "On the other hand" cost benefit pseudo analysis.

See, it's really not that complicated. A smug, pontificating, pseudo-Marxist jerk who stacks his CV with absurdities steps out his "Kautskyshite" closet to say [...] a slow and painful death, is a "good thing." So I tell this Martha Stewart of the Gulag to fuck off.


And it's pure bullshit in thinking that such a system can be enforced without including the rest of DNZ's little homage to Arbeit Macht Frei-- slow and painful death, starvation, inadequate medical care, torture, beatings.. etc. etc.


This jerk is the true class enemy, the serious counterrevolutionary, the would-be mass murderer, and capital defender.


All of this pining and whining for a Caesar is just another refraction of the antipathy of petty-bourgeois poseurs to the proletariat's revolution.


No, that's not the "transitional consensus," since the point of transition is transformation, that is to say actions taken by organs of workers power; class-specific power, not your hodge-podge petty-bourgeois horse on manback junk populist neo-Stalinism.


You think DNZ with his junk-plebianism of "Caesarism" is living in the real world? [...] He's living in a pastiche world made up of little fantasy parts of Bismarck, Caesar, Putin, Chavez, Peron, but mostly of his own ego.

[Sam_b]

Oh sorry labour aristocrats have problems understanding what comrade Stalin means to the world's oppressed and exploited majiority.

You're a joke.

[Jazzratt]

The poem about Stalin is both artistically constructed and emotionally intense. Whats so funny about? If it's the one I think it is it's a deliberate parody.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Noooo! My glorious thread is unstickied!

[Sam_b]

I suspect this is RedAnarchist's work without thinking of unstickying or merging any of the awards threads.

[Jazzratt]

Personally I'd have unstickyed the Jesus thread in preference to this one. An archive of greatest hits seems a bit more appropriate than another "post funny pictures" thread.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

And why is the Chit Chat awards and survey 2009 still up?

[Sasha]

props where props are due, i think this was one of the best (failed) troll attempts recently: http://www.revleft.com/vb/hi-t141434/index.html

oh glorious ingsoc!

[Ele'ill]

This here- http://www.revleft.com/vb/meat-workers-counter-t146743/index.html

I find it a bit odd that Fawkes never really posted in it. In fact, I have not seen much of Fawkes. Fawkes, how is everything?

[Manic Impressive]

When I look for a prospective partner the first thing I always ask myself is "are they so desperate for a relationship that they're prepared to eschew food for days?"Because things like looks or personality are an overrated way of making that sort of decision.
Jazzrat just made me laugh so much that I did a little wee:laugh:

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

I just realized by widerstand's description of himself in the "how do you imagine people on here" thread that he has the same style as me.

[Sam_b]

Totally needs bumped.

[Ele'ill]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/openly-tell-another-t148191/index.html

[Bright Banana Beard]

Oh Mari3l! <3 <3

somebody need to unstick tattoo and jesus pictures.

[Fawkes]

Tattoo's alright, but jesus gotta go

[Rusty Shackleford]

props where props are due, i think this was one of the best (failed) troll attempts recently: http://www.revleft.com/vb/hi-t141434/index.html

oh glorious ingsoc!
my first avatar was Ogilvy.

http://4umi.com/image/book/orwell/1984-ogilvy.jpg

also, i used to go by that name on some other forum. creeeeeeeeepy.

i was just trying to be obscure and unique. maybe im part hipster.

[Tablo]

my first avatar was Ogilvy.

http://4umi.com/image/book/orwell/1984-ogilvy.jpg

also, i used to go by that name on some other forum. creeeeeeeeepy.

i was just trying to be obscure and unique. maybe im part hipster.
I think everyone is a little hipster on the inside.

[Salyut]

What about that kid who phoned the SWP office in London, told them he'd planted a fertilizer bomb at a BNP rally, then cried about how the 5-0 showed up and seized his copy of Guerrilla Warfare?

I forget the user name.

[La Comédie Noire]

"For fuck's sake dude, why is this such a big deal for you that they eat these dogs?"
- Robocommie

:lol:

[Os Cangaceiros]

That dog thread really is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on revleft. Psy was just so earnest in his attempts to convince people that Iraqis should eat feral dogs.

[mykittyhasaboner]

"For fuck's sake dude, why is this such a big deal for you that they eat these dogs?"
- Robocommie

:lol:

i seriously lol'd when i saw that.


Has the Kanye Glasses thread been mentioned yet?

[Ele'ill]

Starring BestMod in...

http://www.revleft.com/vb/communists-most-daunting-t148730/index.html

[RedStarOverChina]

My favoriate April Fools' Day thread ever:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/trotskyist-insurrections-begin-t132243/index.html?t=132243&highlight=lanka
Trotskyist insurrections begin in Sri Lanka

[Aurora]

You forgetting this?:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/creators-star-trek-t132235/index.html?&highlight=posadas
Creators of Star Trek: Affiliated to the Posadist Fourth International?

[Jazzratt]

Far be it from me to question the wisdom of another admin but it seems odd that the jesus picture thread should be a sticky whilst this one is left to languish.

[Red Commissar]

If the spammertariat make enough noise maybe it'll be pushed through.

[bcbm]

Far be it from me to question the wisdom of another admin but it seems odd that the jesus picture thread should be a sticky whilst this one is left to languish.

stop whinining about others misuse of power and start misuing yours.


or just give me the power and i will do the dirty deeds

[Red Commissar]

It has been elevated to the level of sticky! Victory to the spammertariat!

I have my own contribution, btw-

http://www.revleft.com/vb/most-batshit-insane-t140535/index.html

[Rusty Shackleford]

whatever happened to the neon glasses thread?

[Red Commissar]

whatever happened to the neon glasses thread?

http://www.revleft.com/vb/kanye-glasses-pictures-t108360/index.html?t=108360

?

[Blackscare]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/kanye-glasses-pictures-t108360/index.html?t=108360

?

I approve.

[Ele'ill]

This Kanye West Glasses thing is becoming increasingly annoying.

:thumbup1:

[Rusty Shackleford]

im now making a Dale Gribble one

[L.A.P.]

On a serious note, my appeal to end the banning of Stalinists that began in 2002.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/repeal-ban-stalinists-t8399/index.html?highlight=poll

There was that much hatred for Marxist-Leninists where they were considered just as much enemies as Nazis?

[Red Commissar]

One thing sad/funny about these old threads are these members that don't post anymore or are banned. But of course we see some familiar faces.

[Pavlov's House Party]

I forgot how hilarious that dog-eating thread was. This is how I imagine Psy saying it in person:


So is it crazy to produce a commodity that you view as useless to exchange to another culture that views it as a delicacy thus willing exchange money for your commodity?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2461/4004339552_fab9076036.jpg
They called me a madman, they said it couldn't be done! Now we'll see who has the last laugh! *cuts into roast dog brisket*

[Sentinel]

Creation Science Article (http://www.revleft.com/vb/creation-science-article-t41416/index.html?t=41416)

This 2006 thread probably made me laugh harder than any other RevLeft thread ever, and I've been here for five fucking years now. ComradeRed, a theoretical physicist, destroys a creationist guy in a very amusing manner, accompanied with entertaining comments from other members.

Check it out, all of the thread.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Tendency Smackdown: ICC vs. PSL edition (http://www.revleft.com/vb/psl-and-icc-t149049/index.html)

[Catmatic Leftist]

I'm enjoying the thread about killing the rich.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Communist Jokes (http://www.revleft.com/vb/communist-jokesi-t135822/index.html?highlight=comrade%2C+god%2C+lenin%2C+co mmunism%2C+comedy%2C+jokes%2C+leftist%2C+hell)

[Tablo]

Communist Jokes (http://www.revleft.com/vb/communist-jokesi-t135822/index.html?highlight=comrade%2C+god%2C+lenin%2C+co mmunism%2C+comedy%2C+jokes%2C+leftist%2C+hell)
There are a couple gems in there. :lol:

[the last donut of the night]

Fat Cat Killer's Crusade Against Drugs (http://www.revleft.com/vb/irish-republicans-burn-t150063/index.html)

[Pavlov's House Party]

DNZ promoting "Pan-Nationalist Third World Caesarism" (http://www.revleft.com/vb/march-rome-antecedent-t149756/index.html), aka "a social [non-hereditary, elected, etc.] and revolutionary people's monarchy"

[Jazzratt]

Fat Cat Killer's Crusade Against Drugs (http://www.revleft.com/vb/irish-republicans-burn-t150063/index.html)

Personally I prefer his early work: Shooting People in the Bollocks = Justice. (http://www.revleft.com/vb/ira-take-community-t146088/index.html?t=146088)

[Ele'ill]

Best thread title of 2011 thus far-

http://www.revleft.com/vb/your-opinion-american-t150433/index.html


I at least smile every time I see it.

[Blackscare]

Best thread title of 2011 thus far-

http://www.revleft.com/vb/your-opinion-american-t150433/index.html


I at least smile every time I see it.

Yea, that guy does all his thread titles like that. I can't tell if he's extremely lazy/inconsiderate when he types up posts without even an attempt at grammar or if it's a problem I should feel bad about hating him for.

[The Man]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/poll-greatest-socialist-t148904/index.html

The 'Who was the greatest socialist thread'.

Oh and this one too:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/anarchist-personals-t148866/index.html?&highlight=anarchist+personals

[The Man]

For safe keeping:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/laughable-forum-laughable-t153446/index6.html

[Os Cangaceiros]

Tendency Smackdown: Left-Communism vs. Maoism edition (http://www.revleft.com/vb/maoism-vs-left-t153229/index.html)

[Os Cangaceiros]

I think that this (http://www.revleft.com/vb/anti-imperialists-attack-t154506/index.html) may be a future classic in the making.

[Red Commissar]

This isn't bad

If your over 18 on here your an idiot (http://www.revleft.com/vb/if-your-over-t154308/index.html)

[Knight of Cydonia]

For safe keeping:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/laughable-forum-laughable-t153446/index6.html
this would be a total win if there is someshort of contest or something:lol:
aaannywaayy...here's my fave own def of art (http://www.revleft.com/vb/your-own-definition-t147908/index.html)

[Tablo]

I believe this thread is worthy.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/am-black-nationalist-t155348/index.html?p=2124189

:thumbup1:

Edit: This one too.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/sam-bs-adventures-t153461/index.html

[The Man]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/experiment-homelessness-t156565/index.html

This one was a pants-pisser

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/am-sexist-because-t157435/index.html

got a kick out of that one. classic. :lol:

[Cleansing Conspiratorial Revolutionary Flame]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/am-sexist-because-t157435/index.html

got a kick out of that one. classic. :lol:

I laughed heartily at this one.

[OhYesIdid]

I laughed heartily at this one.

me too, is it stickied yet?

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Only 2 pages so far and it's rocking my world
http://www.revleft.com/vb/bordigist-black-metal-t157663/index.html

[bcbm]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/dreadlocks-t158069/index.html went well i thought

[Sasha]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/why-arent-microstates-t159141/index.html

:lol:

[Susurrus]

This one: http://www.revleft.com/vb/riots-streets-london-t159378/index.html?t=159378

[Honggweilo]

Original "Revleft writes a story" thread - TAT and emotoyboy jailbait, pol pot, taliRAAN crabs, and much more, illustrated in MS Paint

http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft-writes-story-t60850/index2.html?highlight=revleft+writes+story

[Sentinel]

A tip to comrades, don't read that last thread when sitting on a train or in other public places. People will think that you are strange, loling by yourself. :lol:

[Os Cangaceiros]

a new induction into the hall of fame:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/ruthlessness-and-revolution-t159962/index.html

[Susurrus]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/bleeding-heart-liberals-t162137/index.html
This one is going strong.


Edit: Ooh, it had a twist ending.

[BOZG]

Considering that this thread won the funniest thread in the 2005 Chit Chat awards, I'm posting it here:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/bozg-39-s-t30522/index.html?t=30522

It's also because I'm feeling left out. Shame all the pictures are gone though. :(

[Susurrus]

Revleft EXPOSED
http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft-exposed-t163286/index.html?t=163286

Edit: Gone to a better place. I miss it already :(

[Tablo]

Revleft EXPOSED
http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft-exposed-t163286/index.html?t=163286
Fuck, you beat me to it. I was going to post that thread. xD

[Landsharks eat metal]

Revleft EXPOSED
http://www.revleft.com/vb/revleft-exposed-t163286/index.html?t=163286

Edit: Gone to a better place. I miss it already :(
I missed that thread entirely :(
What was it? I'm so intrigued.

[Susurrus]

I missed that thread entirely :(
What was it? I'm so intrigued.

It was some troll saying that Revleft was funded by Obama and the CPUSA to destroy America. Needless to say, that went down well.

It begins thus:


SAVE THIS PAGE ASAP BC THE FACISTS MODS WILL DELETE THIS!!
Revleft was a site created by communists in the 90s to develop strategies to implement piven-cloward and cultural marxism in America. They were the ones behind Obama, they have a SECRET forum (I know someone who used to work here, they told me) and they put out propaganda on the main forums to look like they're all against Obama. The majority of people on this site are controlled by 10 people, my sources tell me that they are all GOVERNMENT officials who are responsible for the global crisis. they created this crisis so that they can push COMMUNISM! Don't you see? THIS IS A STRATEGY TO ENSALVE THE PEOPLE! SPREAD THE WORD!!

[Landsharks eat metal]

It's in the regular trash can now!
I nearly lost it at "I AM SENDING THIS TO FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW":laugh:

[Agent Ducky]

It's in the regular trash can now!
I nearly lost it at "I AM SENDING THIS TO FOX NEWS RIGHT NOW":laugh:
AMG they should've left that thread up like Hereward. IT COULD'VE GONE FAR. :crying:

[ZeroNowhere]

This thread (http://www.revleft.com/vb/just-look-guy-t163923/index.html) probably deserves some recognition.

[Aurora]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/thinking-attending-art-t142067/index.html

This could have gone far if Jazzratt hadn't ruined it ;)

[∞]

Oh my god once I saw the paintings and replies I fucking loled. Fucking Jazzrat...

[Tablo]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/annoying-facebook-post-t165422/index.html?t=165422

[Os Cangaceiros]

This isn't really a classic thread, I just laughed really hard while reading it recently.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/ever-fuck-your-t63411/index.html?t=63411

[Ostrinski]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2381007&postcount=37

[Luc]

^omg yes

edit: had suggestion but it really wasn't great, sorry for spam

[NewLeft]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2368597&postcount=24

My favourite post on revleft, hands down .

Rafiq's posts in general are the best.

[Grenzer]

Is the Maoism-Third-Worldism thread on here? If it isn't, then it should be. Those fuckers are hilarious.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Anarchist commune vs NAMBLA

http://www.revleft.com/vb/anarchists-and-nambla-t169247/index.html

[Ostrinski]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2395272&postcount=148

[ColonelCossack]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2395272&postcount=148

I think they do it on purpose. They relish it.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Still love this thread:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/why-brian-moore-t133477/index.html?highlight=Atlee
Why was Brian Moore expelled from the SPUSA, which quickly turned into Atlee getting assaulted from all sides and in the end being uncovered as a fascist lol.

[Brosa Luxemburg]

Anarchist commune vs NAMBLA

http://www.revleft.com/vb/anarchists-and-nambla-t169247/index.html

Your welcome for that! :laugh: I started that out as a friendly troll on anarchists, and that thread went in a completely dark direction! Talk of incest, apologists for rape, etc. What a group of people we are!:D

[Bostana]

This is kinda funny:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/do-you-fucking-t169876/index.html

[Thirsty Crow]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2381007&postcount=37
Pure gold :D

[No_Leaders]

Still love this thread:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/why-brian-moore-t133477/index.html?highlight=Atlee
Why was Brian Moore expelled from the SPUSA, which quickly turned into Atlee getting assaulted from all sides and in the end being uncovered as a fascist lol.
Hahaha i just read through the thread. Man oh man it was like a movie with so many twists and turns. Not surprised the guy turned out to be a white nationalist as his views he kept espousing screamed reactionary bigot from the get-go. The KKE thread was quite comical too, i remember reading that when i use to be a lurker before i actually joined revleft. :cool:

[Thirsty Crow]

I don't know if anyone has spotted this, but:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/slavoj-zizek-s-t169934/index.html?p=2414471&posted=1#post2414471

Jesus is terror.

[Leftsolidarity]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/spreading-propaganda-via-t170174/index.html

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/lets-talk-sex-t170175/index6.html

The funniest posts came from NewLeft. I laughed so hard toward the end that I started crying.

[Ostrinski]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/god-t170369/index.html
I love Obs

[ColonelCossack]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/am-image-people-t170524/index.html?p=2421721&posted=1

lolololol

[Ostrinski]

Came across a gem.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/am-sexist-because-t157435/index5.html?highlight=prostitute

[Os Cangaceiros]

^hahaha I totally remember that OP. What a great post.

[Crux]

I'd appreciate this thread more if you linked to http://www.revleft.org

[Rusty Shackleford]

Daft Punk's Last Hurrah (http://www.revleft.com/vb/marxist-leninists-t170713/index3.html), my nomination for best thread 2012 during the annual awards

[Susurrus]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/learned-revleft-com-t173269/

[Ostrinski]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2354653&postcount=592 :laugh:

I love zeekloid. What happened to that fucker?

[Ostrinski]

This cannot be forgotten.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2388956&postcount=101

[Sir Comradical]

My favourites are the debates involving khad on the topic of the USSR. Especially on military stuff.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/invasion-ussr-t140476/index.html

[Os Cangaceiros]

This cannot be forgotten.

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2388956&postcount=101

Holy shit, I lol'd at this image so hard:

http://buttercupshouse.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/birdshit.jpg

dear god. A brilliant pictoral representation of life in socialist Albania, lol

[Ostrinski]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2536630&postcount=95

[Rugged Collectivist]

Does anyone else remember that one thread where the guy was talking about how he went to a Halloween party as black face Malcolm X?

[Sam_b]

Also StalinistSpeaker's rape-apologetics

How are StalinistSpeaker's triggering, upsetting and outrageous comments about rape in any way seen as a 'greatest hit' of Revleft? It was not funny in the slightest, it was absolutely horrific.

[Comrade Jacob]

How are StalinistSpeaker's triggering, upsetting and outrageous comments about rape in any way seen as a 'greatest hit' of Revleft? It was not funny in the slightest, it was absolutely horrific.

That's what I thought the thread was about. :confused:
I wasn't meaning it was funny at all. 'Greatest-hits' as in 'biggest failures', in a sort of sarcasm, if you getting what I'm trying to say.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Thirsty Crow]

Bolshevik sickle's glorious return turned George Constanza appreciation thread:

http://www.revleft.com/vb/lets-talk-creep-t188076/index.html?t=188076

[Ele'ill]

the only 'whats ur tendency' poll thread in my memory that has become popcorn worthy and also made it past page 2 (with absolutely nothing about tendencies). The poll should be changed to, 'what are you snacking on while browsing through these nasty exchanges, obtuse question asking, trolling, etc..

http://www.revleft.com/vb/tendencyi-t189187/index.html

[synthesis]

the only 'whats ur tendency' poll thread in my memory that has become popcorn worthy and also made it past page 2 (with absolutely nothing about tendencies). The poll should be changed to, 'what are you snacking on while browsing through these nasty exchanges, obtuse question asking, trolling, etc..

http://www.revleft.com/vb/tendencyi-t189187/index.html

I am deeply ashamed of having participated in this thread.

[Zoroaster]

This needs to be remembered: http://www.revleft.com/vb/today-just-learned-t189771/index.html

[Arlekino]

Is anybody remember Red Dave's post.

[Sentinel]

I was re-reading this again today, imo one of the most epic threads ever - at least it makes me laugh my ass off every time, no matter how many times I read it:

The Customer Service Thread (http://www.revleft.com/vb/customer-service-gets-t182401/index.html)

A good way to actually get a genuine smile on my face while behind the reception desk at work. Especially the posts by The Douche and Devrim.

[Sewer Socialist]

Post Of The Year always favors those made late in the year and which are more easily remembered by voters, so I'm just going to direct everyone's attention to this masterpiece, which might find itself being awarded come January. Who knows, it might even garner a Golden Ché!

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2869183&postcount=114