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bailey_187
14th December 2010, 14:49
so last night before going out i checked my university post for the first time ever. ONE OF THE CNUTS IN DORM/HALLS KITCHEN HAS REPORTED ME FOR SMOKING IN THERE :cursing:

Said i got a £25 fine :@

But i dno how to pay because i was drunk when read it then someone spilled something on it so i put it in the bin

FUCKKKKKK MY HALLS

Quail
14th December 2010, 17:07
That's a bit of a arseholish thing to do. I used to smoke out of my window and the whole flat seemed to stick of weed afterwards (I later remedied this by putting towels at the bottom of my door), and I used to bake space cakes fairly often, and nobody reported me thankfully. As long as you're respectful enough to do it out the window and not leave the place smelling of smoke then I don't see why they would report you.

Os Cangaceiros
14th December 2010, 17:12
I used to smoke out of my window and the whole flat seemed to stick of weed afterwards (I later remedied this by putting towels at the bottom of my door)

You should've bought an exhaust fan. I used to have one in college (originally because it was hot as hell in the late-summer months), and they work extremely well for that situation.

I used to set it on top of my windowsill, turn it all the way up and all the smoke would get whisked out of the room like nothing even happened.

Quail
14th December 2010, 17:20
You should've bought an exhaust fan. I used to have one in college (originally because it was hot as hell in the late-summer months), and they work extremely well for that situation.

I used to set it on top of my windowsill, turn it all the way up and all the smoke would get whisked out of the room like nothing even happened.
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good idea. I should really have thought of something like that. I don't really smoke much anymore though because of the baby being around and stuff.

ed miliband
14th December 2010, 18:07
What kind of twat would grass on somebody for smoking? That's not on.

Blackscare
14th December 2010, 18:16
What about just using a sploof, Sir n00bington?

ÑóẊîöʼn
14th December 2010, 18:17
so last night before going out i checked my university post for the first time ever. ONE OF THE CNUTS IN DORM/HALLS KITCHEN HAS REPORTED ME FOR SMOKING IN THERE :cursing:

Said i got a £25 fine :@

Ciggy or spliff?

bailey_187
14th December 2010, 18:25
Ciggy or spliff?

spliffs mostly. the letter didnt say that tho, just about smoking, which is lucky because people seen me strapping up on the kitchen table

Quail
14th December 2010, 18:28
spliffs mostly. the letter didnt say that tho, just about smoking, which is lucky because people seen me strapping up on the kitchen table
My friend's housemate was caught smoking a bong. He put his head out of the window to exhale just as security were walking past. He only got a disciplinary for smoking though so perhaps the substance itself is irrelevent.

La Comédie Noire
14th December 2010, 18:29
so last night before going out i checked my university post for the first time ever. ONE OF THE CNUTS IN DORM/HALLS KITCHEN HAS REPORTED ME FOR SMOKING IN THERE :cursing:

Said i got a £25 fine :@

But i dno how to pay because i was drunk when read it then someone spilled something on it so i put it in the bin

FUCKKKKKK MY HALLS

Get the Guillotine. We've got some plotters conspiring against the nation.

bailey_187
14th December 2010, 18:41
Get the Guillotine. We've got some plotters conspiring against the nation.

i do feel to start punching guys up from my kitchen, dont want to get kicked out tho lol