map of heaven.

[Dr Mindbender]

I cant decide if this is serious or not.

http://flyingfarther.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mapofheaven.jpg

[GPDP]

You will never get to sit in God's lap because you are a smelly atheist.

sadfrog.jpg

[Red Commissar]

http://bigthink.com/ideas/21335


“Heaven is a place,” sang the Talking Heads, “where nothing ever happens.” Not so in this version of the Afterlife. This is what Heaven might have looked like in the Divina Commedia had Dante not been a medieval Italian intellectual, but a contemporary Californian comic artist, like Malachi Ward, who drew this map. In Ward’s vision, Heaven is a place very similar to your local amusement park. Only better: it never closes, you don’t ever have to leave!


But what's with the walls? To keep people out, or IN?

[Dr Mindbender]

Im going be be dumb for a moment and pretend this isnt a parody.

1- Damned viewers- "see all the people you hated get what they deserve"

But i thought christianity was supposed to be about forgiveness and turning the other cheek?

2-Dinosaur petting zoo
Dinosaurs? In my old testament?

Also you can clearly tell this was drawn by a protestant because mary is sat on her own in a little enclave away from god and jesus :D

[ckaihatsu]

Wow. Is there anything Assange and WikiLeaks *can't* do...?...!


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[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Wow. Is there anything Assange and WikiLeaks *can't* do...?...!


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:lol:

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://bigthink.com/ideas/21335



But what's with the walls? To keep people out, or IN?

It looks like there's guard towers built into the wall, as well.

[Q]

Wow. Is there anything Assange and WikiLeaks *can't* do...?...!


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You made my day :lol:

[MarxSchmarx]

michael jordan is still alive.

[Tablo]

Can't decide if it is a gated community or prison. My heaven would be filled with narcotics so I think this is bs.

[Jalapeno Enema]

. . .Michael Jordon's not dead. . .

[Dimentio]

This must be a joke.

Or made by an autistic who has grown up in a fanatically evangelist environment.

[Q]

Can't decide if it is a gated community or prison. My heaven would be filled with narcotics so I think this is bs.

Don't you see, Heaven is an amusement park and Walt Disney created a bit of it on Earth. The visionary.

The gates totally make sense now, Hell is just another amusement park, where all rides have been decommissioned and are dangerous.

LOL @ how crowded the "Damn Viewer" is. Heaven is filled with sadists :lol:

[Martin Blank]

wow. Is there anything assange and wikileaks *can't* do...?...!


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ftw!

[DDR]

Why the catholics are in a fenced part of the Heaven, is there a concentration camp or something?

[Sean]

Why the catholics are in a fenced part of the Heaven, is there a concentration camp or something?
I'm sure the punchline is something along the lines of "they think they're the only people who get to heaven, dont ruin it."

[piet11111]

I am confused by the Nu-body machine with the "you can start having sex like a movie star" and then the marital coitus castle.

[Os Cangaceiros]

michael jordan is still alive.

Of course he is. Lately he's been trying to figure out how to get rid of all the Jews.

http://www.ionlinephilippines.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Michael-Jordan-Hitler-moustache.jpg

[Cane Nero]

According to this map only the Americans are going to Heaven.:(

[Quail]

Can't decide if it is a gated community or prison. My heaven would be filled with narcotics so I think this is bs.
Mine probably would too. If that's what heaven looks like I might take my chances with hell.

[ckaihatsu]

According to this map only the Americans are going to Heaven.:(


The winners get to draw the map....


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[Magón]

According to this map only the Americans are going to Heaven.:(

DUH! "One nation under God." DUH! :p

[Cane Nero]

The winners get to draw the map....


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So the loser get to draw hell´s map?:unsure:

[Pavlov's House Party]

So the loser get to draw hell´s map?:unsure:

in hell there's a party every night with a 15 drink minimum, but the hangovers are like 100x worse, and there's no water

[Quail]

in hell there's a party every night with a 15 drink minimum, but the hangovers are like 100x worse, and there's no water
I think I could deal with that.

[ckaihatsu]

So the loser get to draw hell´s map?:unsure:


No -- turns out they're trapped in limbo -- their empires collapsed so they're forced into the netherworld in which there is only culture and no politics. Okay, yeah, I guess that'd be hell -- staying in character, though, it's impossible to map the fucking place...!


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[A Revolutionary Tool]

Can't be real, everybody knows dogs can't get into heaven.

[Raúl Duke]

Can't decide if it is a gated community or prison. My heaven would be filled with narcotics so I think this is bs.
Mine probably would too. If that's what heaven looks like I might take my chances with hell.

:thumbup1:

I hope they serve beer in hell, see you all there!

[ckaihatsu]

I hope they serve beer in hell, see you all there!


Yeah, hah, speak for yourself, buddy -- who do you think Julian Assange got this map from in the first place -- ??!!!


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