Had Stalin suppressed the Kronstadt rebellion and not Trotsky, what'd be different?

[Widerstand]

^

[Panda Tse Tung]

The man responsible would be better looking?

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

RAANits might actually like Trotskyists.

[Os Cangaceiros]

RAANits might actually like Trotskyists.

The TaliRAAN doesn't like Stalinists, though, and really their objection to Leninism doesn't have anything to do with Kronstadt.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Trotsky would have orderd the assasination of stalin during his exile in Mexico?

We'd all have larger dongs and boobies as a result.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

We'd all have larger dongs and boobies as a result.

:(

[Il Medico]

There wouldn't be any funny jokes about Anarcho-Trots.

[Kléber]

Trotsky was not personally involved in suppressing the Kronstadt mutiny. That was done by Gen. Tukhachevsky. If his military coup against Stalin had been successful, some say he would have been "The Red Napoleon."

[Aurora]

The man responsible would be better looking?

I see the stalin school of falsification is still at work.

[Palingenisis]

I see the stalin school of falsification is still at work.

LOL...Stalin school of falsification? :laugh:

Looked at objectively Stalin was the sexiest man of the 20 th century and well Trotsky looked like a grubby little rodent.

So what are you on about?

[Kléber]

I see the stalin school of falsification is still at work.
Nah the uglies just love their own.

[Aurora]

Trotsky looked like a grubby little rodent.


Ban for anti-semitism

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Looked at objectively Stalin was the sexiest man of the 20 th century

What the fuck?

[Palingenisis]

Ban for anti-semitism

LOL...There are TONS of amazing looking jewish people.:laugh:

Trotsky just wasnt one of them!

[Palingenisis]

What the fuck?

If you cant see that your hatred has really, really blinded you.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

LOL...There are TONS of amazing looking jewish people.:laugh:

Trotsky just wasnt one of them!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42761000/jpg/_42761719_trotsky_stalin416x300.jpg


There's no contest. I shouldn't even have to say who's sexier. Stalin looks like a chubby Mario, and Trotsky looks like an intelligent Brad Pitt

[Palingenisis]

There's no contest. I shouldn't even have to say who's sexier. Stalin looks like a chubby Mario, and Trotsky looks like an intelligent Brad Pitt

You must have looked pretty hard to find a photo that good of Trotsky, normally he looks considerably worse...However I think you will find that Stalin actually looks manly, strong and nurturing. Look at Stalin when he was younger and than deny his sexiness...The fact that Trots wont admit even this obvious fact is a testament to the hatred which drives you.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

If you cant see that your hatred has really, really blinded you.

I don't really have much of a fetish for borderline psychotic dictators.

Or mustaches.

[Kléber]

Wouldn't it be cute if these two hooked up and did an e-relationship? Or a real one? They'd be so happy together, what with taking long walks on the beach, making each other breakfast in bed, and... Stalin!


Stalin is also uber sexy!

He is definitely the great revolutionary its sweet to think about in the shower...:blushing:


I used to want a communist girlfriend, so I just educated the girl I was with at the time, we're still together today, 7 years and counting. We sleep under Stalin's purposeful gaze every night.:)

[Os Cangaceiros]

I shudder to think about the roleplay involved in that hypothetical relationship...

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

You must have looked pretty hard to find a photo that good of Trotsky, normally he looks considerably worse...However I think you will find that Stalin actually looks manly, strong and nurturing. Look at Stalin when he was younger and than deny his sexiness...The fact that Trots wont admit even this obvious fact is a testament to the hatred which drives you.

http://www.masterandmargarita.eu/images/09context/Stalin1902.jpg

http://www.onlinewebsiteinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/LeonTrotsky1897.jpg

Id still have to go with Trotsky...

[Il Medico]

However I think you will find that Stalin actually looks manly, strong and nurturing. :laugh: I really hope your trolling.


Look at Stalin when he was younger and than deny his sexiness...
http://gurdjieffbooks.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stalin_exile_1915.gif

Have a Borat fetish do you?

[Aurora]

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/zach-braff-tll-leon-trotsky.jpg

[Palingenisis]

:laugh: I really hope your trolling.

Have a Borat fetish do you?

No Im not...And your second comment is borderline racist.

Just soak in those eyes in the photo of Comrade Stalin that John posted of the young Stalin.

It sends shivers through me every time I look at it.

[Kléber]

There's a psychosis there.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5661/7080stalin.jpg

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

No Im not...And your second comment is borderline racist.

Just soak in those eyes in the photo of Comrade Stalin that John posted of the young Stalin.

It sends shivers through me every time I look at it.

Pali, you are one creepy motherfucker.

[gorillafuck]

*young Stalin*

*young Trotsky*

Id still have to go with Trotsky...
Both of them are pretty attractive if you ask me. Stalin's scarf and facial hair are extremely fashionable.

Edit:

Wouldn't it be cute if these two hooked up and did an e-relationship? Or a real one? They'd be so happy together, what with taking long walks on the beach, making each other breakfast in bed, and... Stalin!
Wait did Palingenisis actually say the thing about thinking about Stalin in the shower?

[Who?]

Stalin does look rather hip in that picture.

But given his history of having photographs doctored can we really trust it's legitimacy?

[Os Cangaceiros]

Wait did Palingenisis actually say the thing about thinking about Stalin in the shower?

She did, yes.

Let's hope she was trolling.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Stalin does look rather hip in that picture.

But given his history of having photographs doctored can we really trust it's legitimacy?

I think he looked a little more like this...

http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/crazymonkstalin.jpg

[gorillafuck]

She did, yes.
Oh jeez, now previously unfunny jokes about masturbating to Stalin will actually be funny.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Nothing gets her hotter than reading transcripts from the Moscow Trials. :closedeyes:

[Weezer]

Where is my TrotskyxStalin yaoi?

[Palingenisis]

Wait did Palingenisis actually say the thing about thinking about Stalin in the shower?

Yes...when I masturbate which isnt regularly its usually in the shower and thinking about Stalin.

[gorillafuck]

Yes...when I masturbate which isnt regularly its usually in the shower and thinking about Stalin.
http://www.watchmoviestreaming.com/pictures/dumbanddumber1.jpg

[Os Cangaceiros]

Don't you know that masturbation (along with abortion, porn, drugs and human emotion) is a decadent bourgeois phenomenon?

[Palingenisis]

Don't you know that masturbation (along with abortion, porn, drugs and human emotion) is a decadent bourgeois phenomenon?

Blah, blah, blah....I already said its not something I do regularly.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Blah, blah, blah....I already said its not something I do regularly.

For your arrogance you will have a picture of Trotsky burned into your vision for the rest of your life.

[Palingenisis]

Okay a little too much information...But whats the big deal?

[Panda Tse Tung]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4994/trotsky1900mugshotfromrdz8.jpg

VS

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Stalin_1902.jpg

2 Secret police mugshots, for honesty sake. Who wins?
I know who...

[gorillafuck]

Okay a little too much information...But whats the big deal?
Do you not see the humor in the most sexually conservative and most anti-liberalism person on revleft admitting that she thinks of Stalin when she masturbates?

[Il Medico]

No Im not... That is sad.


And your second comment is borderline racist. What? Oh, wow. haha:lol:
http://spiritwaterblood.com/pix/stalin-borat.jpg

[Palingenisis]

Do you not see the humor in the most sexually conservative and most anti-liberalism person on revleft admitting that she thinks of Stalin when she masturbates?


I think NKVD has beaten on the most sexually conservative and anti-liberal.

[Palingenisis]

That is sad.



Dont be so judgemental....Attacking other people's sexual preferences could earn you an infraction ;).

[Jazzratt]

Stalin was a short, doughy bloke. I can imagine few things more unpleasant than his naked, rutting form grunting and shoving its way through the workmanlike, unsatisfying coitus he more than likely engaged in all the while bellowing like the walrus he resembles. One of the few things more unpleasant, in fact, is the idea of that squit Trotsky hammering away like a rabit on speed, his face contorted into the unattractive rictus only orgasm can cause.

If you're going to be attracted to an authoritarian fuck with shite politics and involvement in military uprisings why not go for the rugged charm of the good doctor Che?

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

If you're going to be attracted to an authoritarian fuck with shite politics and involvement in military uprisings why not go for the rugged charm of the good doctor Che?

He's just like so chi-che:rolleyes:

[Jazzratt]

He's just like so chi-che:rolleyes: This is true but he's also not repulsive to look at. Some things become cliche for a reason.

[Palingenisis]

He's just like so chi-che:rolleyes:

Also Che doesnt have the bright flame of compassion burning in his eyes. The manly gentleness and compassion evident in Stalin's eyes is electrifying.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

The manly gentleness and compassion evident in Stalin's eyes is electrifying.

yeah, that's the first thing i thing of when i look in his eyes.:rolleyes::lol:

[gorillafuck]

You know what they say about revolutionaries with huge mustaches....

[Widerstand]

HOLY LOL WTF xD

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

HOLY LOL WTF xD

This was one of the first things I learned on revleft... don't post serious questions in Chit Chat.

[Redswiss]

i am 12 and what is this

[Widerstand]

This was one of the first things I learned on revleft... don't post serious questions in Chit Chat.

>most sectarian bait ever
>serious question

lol you

[Os Cangaceiros]

Stalin was a short, doughy bloke. I can imagine few things more unpleasant than his naked, rutting form grunting and shoving its way through the workmanlike, unsatisfying coitus he more than likely engaged in all the while bellowing like the walrus he resembles. One of the few things more unpleasant, in fact, is the idea of that squit Trotsky hammering away like a rabit on speed, his face contorted into the unattractive rictus only orgasm can cause.

Thanks for those mental images champ

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

>most sectarian bait ever
>serious question

lol you

Haha, I bet this wasn't the kind of debate you were hoping for.:lol:

[Widerstand]

Haha, I bet this wasn't the kind of debate you were hoping for.:lol:

I expected this to be pretty boring, but

http://soshable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Everything_went_better_than_expected.png

[Il Medico]

This is a very odd thread.

[Tablo]

Hands down Stalin is a sexy beast. I don't see how anyone could see it any other way. He was a especially good looking in his younger years. If I were a Stalinist I would have his portrait everywhere. ;)

[Fawkes]

Trotsky's hair looks like Pauly D's.










bee tee dubs:

http://www.watchmoviestreaming.com/pictures/dumbanddumber1.jpg

I fucking love you.

[Fawkes]

In support of my previous post


http://www.marxists.org/archive/trotsky/photo/t1900b.jpg

http://www.camloot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nm_Pauly_D_100819_main.jpg

[Sasha]

did someone already suggest that the answer to the OP would be that stalins initial WW2 strategies make it very likely that he would have failed at supressing kronstad and that there for we now would all be living in anarcho-leftcom wonderland.

[Nolan]

Dude, what if like...Makhno suppressed krondstadt?

[Quail]

Stalin was a short, doughy bloke. I can imagine few things more unpleasant than his naked, rutting form grunting and shoving its way through the workmanlike, unsatisfying coitus he more than likely engaged in all the while bellowing like the walrus he resembles. One of the few things more unpleasant, in fact, is the idea of that squit Trotsky hammering away like a rabit on speed, his face contorted into the unattractive rictus only orgasm can cause.

Why did you post these horrifying mental images? Fucking Stalin is probably one of the most unarousing things I can think of.

[Jeoh]

What if Kronstadt suppressed Trotsky?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Dude, what if like...Makhno suppressed krondstadt?

What if Hoxha suppressed.. wait, he suppressed everything... nevermind.

[Nolan]

What if Hoxha suppressed.. wait, he suppressed everything... nevermind.

I'm serious.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

What if Howard Zinn suppressed Kronstadt?:bored:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I'm serious.

Me too.

[Chris]

What if Kronstadt suppressed Kronstadt?

[gorillafuck]

What if Reagan suppressed everything?

[Jazzratt]

Why did you post these horrifying mental images? Fucking Stalin is probably one of the most unarousing things I can think of. I do not believe in suffering alone. If I have to have these mental images then so does everyone else.

[Quail]

I do not believe in suffering alone. If I have to have these mental images then so does everyone else.
Well fuck you then.

[Rafiq]

:laugh: I really hope your trolling.

http://gurdjieffbooks.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stalin_exile_1915.gif

Have a Borat fetish do you?

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[Palingenisis]

Well fuck you then.

You are seeing Comrade Stalin through the prism of your hatred...Honestly look at him objectively and new horizons of pleasure will break open....;)

[Quail]

You are seeing Comrade Stalin through the prism of your hatred...Honestly look at him objectively and new horizons of pleasure will break open....;)
:blink:

I'm just not really into Stalin like that.

[Rafiq]

You are seeing Comrade Stalin through the prism of your hatred...Honestly look at him objectively and new horizons of pleasure will break open....;)

That's really fucking disgusting.

Is that what Stalinist propaganda makes you do?

[Ninel]

Perhaps this discussion of Stalin's appearance and sexual atributes is best carried on in private or in a different thread? I'm sure the OP is quite frustrated at this occupying their thread.

[Tablo]

Perhaps this discussion of Stalin's appearance and sexual atributes is best carried on in private or in a different thread? I'm sure the OP is quite frustrated at this occupying their thread.
Fuck that. Just because I masturbate to soviet propaganda depicting Stalin doesn't mean the op has a right not to hear about it.

[gorillafuck]

Perhaps this discussion of Stalin's appearance and sexual atributes is best carried on in private or in a different thread? I'm sure the OP is quite frustrated at this occupying their thread.
I'm fairly positive he is very happy with this outcome, actually.

[4 Leaf Clover]

Stalin was not sexy , Stalin was macho , those are two different things

http://www.activehistory.co.uk/student_gallery/yr13/Stalinator.jpg

[Widerstand]

I'm fairly positive he is very happy with this outcome, actually.

yeah :laugh:

[Palingenisis]

Fuck that. Just because I masturbate to soviet propaganda depicting Stalin doesn't mean the op has a right not to hear about it.

Actually the OP posted on this thread and he was suprised but not pissed off.

[Palingenisis]

Stalin was not sexy , Stalin was macho , those are two different things

http://www.activehistory.co.uk/student_gallery/yr13/Stalinator.jpg

Why???? :confused:

Not necessarily.

What makes Comrade Stalin SO sexy is his combination of masculinity and hardness with sensitiveness and compassion. Ethical qualities combined with handsomeness= OMG :blushing:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Actually the OP posted on this thread and he was suprised but not pissed off.

Sometimes pali, i dream of smashing your head in with a cricket bat until your body stops twitching.

[Palingenisis]

Sometimes pali, i dream of smashing your head in with a cricket bat until your body stops twitching.

How English of you...

[Widerstand]

Sometimes pali, i dream of smashing your head in with a cricket bat until your body stops twitching.

that's not very nice

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

How English of you...

Well I could hardly do it with a rounders bat.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Pali can now report for you threaten her.

[RedScare]

This thread, what the hell is wrong with this thread. Did I really just read a paragraph describing sex with Stalin? What the fuck, revleft, what the fuck. :laugh:

[Rafiq]

Well, at least a meme has been created.

[Manic Impressive]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XXahjPDM4FjtbM:http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc1ODcwNDAyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjIyOTc3._V1._ SX300_SY400_.jpg&t=1

Pali and Stalin on a date?

[Fawkes]

Sometimes pali, i dream of smashing your head in with a cricket bat until your body stops twitching.

AnXh3XR9zyM

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Pali can now report for you threaten her.

How was that a threat, I said sometimes I dream of... The only person I've threatend on the boards is the insufferable cock-pocket that is ckichatsu or however you spell his name.

[Palingenisis]

Pali can now report for you threaten her.

I should be able to report him for bigotry against Stalinophilia.

[Palingenisis]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XXahjPDM4FjtbM:http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc1ODcwNDAyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjIyOTc3._V1._ SX300_SY400_.jpg&t=1

Pali and Stalin on a date?

That doesnt look like Comrade Stalin at all...Though I do have dark hair :blushing:

[KC]

Trotsky didn't suppress Kronstadt, he just later wrote two articles defending the suppression. I'm sure Stalin was equally supportive.

/thread

[Os Cangaceiros]

Trotsky didn't suppress Kronstadt, he just later wrote two articles defending the suppression. I'm sure Stalin was equally supportive.

/thread

I remember reading somewhere that Stalin actually called for restraint and moderation in regards to dealing w/ the sailors during the actual incident.

[KC]

I remember reading somewhere that Stalin actually called for restraint and moderation in regards to dealing w/ the sailors during the actual incident.

Pics or GTFO