If you could design god...

[Political_Chucky]

If you had the ability to be or design a god, how would you design him? Would he be generous or would he play with his minions? I'll put mine a bit after people have said theirs, I'm interested to see in some of your minds :closedeyes:

[Kuppo Shakur]

wut

[Il Medico]

I'm thinking Bacchus/dinoynous with less wrathful rage and more drug abuse. He should also constantly pop up on earth to 1. prove he exist and 2 show us his bad art work.

[Jalapeno Enema]

I would create an entire pantheon of gods and goddesses that did not believe in each other, or themselves, and who did not require nor desire recognition, praise, or worship.

Their clerics on earth would preach a rejection of theistic dogma, and would rather commit their time to spreading the word of true sciences, fair and intelligent debate, and healthy skepticism.

[Magón]

Myself.

[Taikand]

Sam_b, 'nuff said.

[Pirate Utopian]

He'd have an attitude like Black Dynamite or Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction that's for sure.

[Dr Mindbender]

my god would have the power to stop tsunamis and cancer.

[GPDP]

My god would be Gabe Newell, or Gaben as the heretics call him.

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/09/Valve-Gabe-Newell.jpg

[Red Commissar]

My god would be Gabe Newell, or Gaben as the heretics call him.

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/09/Valve-Gabe-Newell.jpg

So how would Episode 3 fit into that? It would be a sign of end times?

[GPDP]

So how would Episode 3 fit into that? It would be a sign of end times?

Not enough praise has been bestowed upon Newell, our god and savior. May we present him with offerings of fried foodstuffs and cheeseburgers to regain his favor and thus hasten the Third Coming of Gordon Freeman. Amen.

[Red Commissar]

We need this turned into stained glass:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qitnhj.jpg

[DecDoom]

I'd make my god out of popsicle sticks and glue

then I'd hang him on the fridge

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

God would be a woman who picks me up on her Harley-Davidson.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

God would be a woman who picks me up on her Harley-Davidson.

That's a bit exclusive. My god would be someone who run's over your god with a pick up truck.

[Political_Chucky]

My god would have an extremely large penis and demand sex everyday as a sacrifice to the gods. The church would be extravagant and instead of hour long seminars, they would be hour long orgy with lots of bondage and nine inch nail songs playing in the background as cathedral music. Also, the church mascot would be a hamster.

[Il Medico]

A Visual of my God:

http://nerdcityonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/drunk-asshole.jpg

Quiet obviosuly no one actually worships him, he just drunkenly threatens to flood the world every once and a while and complains about how much better partiers the Romans were.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

That's a bit exclusive. My god would be someone who run's over your god with a pick up truck.
My god is actually a goddess and a biker dyke! There isn't anything more fun!

[Fawkes]

Cause our god is an awesome god he reigns from heaven above with wisdom power and love our god is an awesome god

This would be my satan:

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Cause our god is an awesome god he reigns from heaven above with wisdom power and love our god is an awesome god

This would be my satan:

Sexy.

[Fawkes]

Sexy.

Hell: Blacklights and Highlighters

[piet11111]

I would probably take up the gig myself cuz you know immortality and all that.

[Axle]

My God would be Frank Booth from Blue Velvet just to make sure no one ever has to drink Heineken again.

Although there would probably be a super-abundance of PBR and Amyl Nitrate, but that sounds like a pretty fair trade.