Things you've learned from chit chat

[gorillafuck]

- All British people know eachother, no exceptions
- Straight communist guys talk about girls even more than me and my friends do at our high school lunch table
- Leftists have levels of drug use that would put mine to shame

anything to add?

[Broletariat]

- It's best not to browse chit-chat

[Widerstand]

- All Left Comms are hipsters

Things I haven't learned:
- the purpose of the welsh

[Tablo]

All leftists are from /b/

[Widerstand]

- lack of thanks button kills babies

[Fawkes]

- I'm the fuckin tits

[Red Commissar]

Forklifts are useful in uprisings (http://www.revleft.com/vb/showthread.php?t=133741)

[Tablo]

We need another good forklift thread.

[gorillafuck]

Another forklift thread would be horribly forced.

[Bright Banana Beard]

-RevLeft wants to replace hammer & sickle with dildo & sickle.

[gorillafuck]

- All Left Comms are hipsters
Hahaha, yeah.

[Sean]

The majority are either trollin or obsessed with stormfront.

[Tablo]

-RevLeft wants to replace hammer & sickle with dildo & sickle.
Why hasn't this change been made yet? :(

[Widerstand]

Why hasn't this change been made yet? :(

the comintern lied to us

[Il Medico]

- All Left Comms are hipsters This just might be true.


Things I haven't learned:
- the purpose of the welsh
The world may never know. [/tootise pop reference]

[Magón]

- All British people know eachother, no exceptions
- Straight communist guys talk about girls even more than me and my friends do at our high school lunch table
- Leftists have levels of drug use that would put mine to shame

anything to add?

-I have a drug use level that would put yours to shame.

[Martin Blank]

Why hasn't this change been made yet? :(

The admins vetoed it. :cool:

[Sasha]

no they didnt, like said we are going to force everyone in OI to have eiter the "dildo and sickle" or the "raised fist with shot off scrotum" as their avatar.

[Jalapeno Enema]

That I'm getting old (I'm not old enough to be getting old.)

[Q]

- That Chit-Chat remains a mediocre source of procrastination.

[Sasha]

spend to long in chitchat and this http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/party-fails-woah-eww.jpg is you

[Widerstand]

Please don't post photos of me here.

[Sasha]

meth the gateway drug to chichat

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

It destroys relationships.

[Quail]

That apparently it's a great place for people to make unsubtle digs at you...:glare:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

That apparently it's a great place for people to make unsubtle digs at you...:glare:

Welcome to the internet.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I've learned that there is a place to type on while sleep deprived.

[Quail]

I've learned that there is a place to type on while sleep deprived.
Or nearly unconscious from your drug of choice.:thumbup:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

or nearly unconscious from your drug of choice.:thumbup:

drugs are reactionary!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

drugs are reactionary!
Hey, not fair! I've been referred to as a drug.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Hey, not fair! I've been referred to as a drug.
I don't see how you could be snorted..?

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I don't see how you could be snorted..?
You have a point. And I'm the person who swallows.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

You have a point. And I'm the person who swallows.

Again with the too much information.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Again with the too much information.
Yeah, I need to think before I type.

[Lyev]

- that a hunger strike is an acceptable tactic for 'getting the girl'.

[gorillafuck]

It destroys relationships.
Awk.

[Widerstand]

- that a hunger strike is an acceptable tactic for 'getting the girl'.

lol wut

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

That chit chat is better than myspace, facebook, and twitter combined.

[Ele'ill]

drugs are reactionary!

Don't.

[F9]

idiocy dont discriminates, it gets to everyone, leftists, fascists, kids, old people etc etc

[Who?]

- All Left Comms are hipsters



Indeed, the glasses don't lie.

http://thisisbandit.com/wp-content/hipster.jpg

http://www.marxists.org/espanol/bordiga/bordiga.jpg

[Tablo]

- that a hunger strike is an acceptable tactic for 'getting the girl'.
I've only ever heard of one person doing that and I don't think he posts on this site.

[Il Medico]

I've only ever heard of one person doing that and I don't think he posts on this site.
There is one who does, was mentioned by Mr. Ridiculous Mao Suit (MRN). I really wonder about revleft sometimes.

[Jalapeno Enema]

Things you've learned from chit chatthat it can be used as a treatment for both ED and to lose an erection.

Often, against all logic, at the same time.

[Il Medico]

that it can be used as a treatment for both ED and to lose an erection.

Often, against all logic, at the same time.
This is by far the creepiest thing posted in this thread.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

This is by far the creepiest thing posted in this thread.
I can hear creepier things while just walking down the street at night.

[Jalapeno Enema]

When I am in the shower, I close my eyes and pretend that I am washing your body instead of mine.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

When I am in the shower, I close my eyes and pretend that I am washing your body instead of mine.
Oh how imaginative of you.

[Tablo]

There is one who does, was mentioned by Mr. Ridiculous Mao Suit (MRN). I really wonder about revleft sometimes.
Then it is definitely the guy I'm thinking of. I thought he kept that nonsense contained to facebook. :/

[9]

http://www.marxists.org/espanol/bordiga/bordiga.jpg

does anybody remember - back in the early 90's, one of the original mario games - there was one of the bosses was called "roy koopa"?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2557/3934348073_5e46c220f7.jpg

i think of it every time i see a picture of bordiga.. lol

[9]

also, @ OP: not a damn thing.

[gorillafuck]

I really wonder about revleft sometimes.
If I recall that whole thing was ripped on pretty hard.

[Jazzratt]

- Post whatever the fuck you feel like, topics are only suggestions.
- People who post in chit-chat think of the posts here in the same way that motorists think of traffic: something unpleasant considered at a remove despite being something they manifestly contribute to.
- Leftists are not immune from buying into some of the most idiotic crap the internet has to offer. A good example is how there are quite a few "nice guys" lurking around here.
- The internet is the information superhighway, designed to deliver the maximum amount of information as efficiently as possible to the user. For this reason every detail of your sex life, masturbatory habits, bowel movements and so on should be communicated. Very few posters are not guilty of this to some extent.

[gorillafuck]

- Leftists are not immune from buying into some of the most idiotic crap the internet has to offer. A good example is how there are quite a few "nice guys" lurking around here.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1924162&postcount=619


I have trouble getting laid because I'm such a nice guy. I mean, I actually speak to women that must entitle me to something right? It's written somewhere that pretending to treat someone like a human being for at least five minutes entitles you to a quick rub on their genitals, if you actually listen then that's sex practically legally guaranteed. Obviously though in these days when chivalry is dead women all want total pricks. It's obvious that because I'm a social retard with no spine who thinks that anyone even a tiny bit assertive is a raging storm of testosterone and therefore a wanker. It's also obvious because women, unlike Nice Guys like me, just want personality archetypes rather than actual, unique people with whom they can build loving and meaningful relationships.

Summary, I'm such a nice guy why doesn't anyone like me?
Hehe.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Jazzratt I have trouble getting laid because I'm such a nice guy. I mean, I actually speak to women that must entitle me to something right? It's written somewhere that pretending to treat someone like a human being for at least five minutes entitles you to a quick rub on their genitals, if you actually listen then that's sex practically legally guaranteed. Obviously though in these days when chivalry is dead women all want total pricks. It's obvious that because I'm a social retard with no spine who thinks that anyone even a tiny bit assertive is a raging storm of testosterone and therefore a wanker. It's also obvious because women, unlike Nice Guys like me, just want personality archetypes rather than actual, unique people with whom they can build loving and meaningful relationships.

Summary, I'm such a nice guy why doesn't anyone like me?

I like this. It should be posted in the Pour your heart out thread every two days.

[Jazzratt]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1924162&postcount=619


Hehe. I kind of hoped that post would be taken in the way it was meant (i.e an obvious, sledgehammer satire).

[Bright Banana Beard]

Nice link, Zeekloid. You made me laugh!


EDIT: I discovered that it is sarcasm.

EDIT2: Can I repost it, Jazzrat?

[gorillafuck]

It still makes me Lol.

[Fawkes]

For this reason every detail of your sex life, masturbatory habits, bowel movements and so on should be communicated. Very few posters are not guilty of this to some extent.

:D

[Jazzratt]

EDIT: I discovered that it is sarcasm. Seriously, I thought that was pretty obvious. I think these bits give it away particularly: "I mean, I actually speak to women that must entitle me to something right?" & "..women, unlike Nice Guys like me, just want personality archetypes rather than actual, unique people with whom they can build loving and meaningful relationships."


EDIT2: Can I repost it, Jazzrat? Go nuts.

[Quail]

Yeah, it is quite obviously sarcastic.

The "nice guy" moans really make me die inside.

[Il Medico]

-Everyone in Chat-Chat are perverts.

[Jalapeno Enema]

that I click "new posts" to keep current with the buzz, then I get sucked into the abyss, and hardly have the effort after crawling back out for the real forums

[Fawkes]

that I click "new posts" to keep current with the buzz, then I get sucked into the abyss, and hardly have the effort after crawling back out for the real forums

word

[gorillafuck]

word
word.

[Widerstand]

word.

werd

[Zanthorus]

- All Left Comms are hipsters

wrong

[Quail]

wrong
Hipsters never think they're hipsters :tt2:

[Widerstand]

wrong

Prove it! Oh wait, you can't :lol:


Hipsters never think they're hipsters :tt2:

:laugh:

[ZeroNowhere]

Zanthorus is almost certainly not a hipster.


Hipsters never think they're hipsters http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies2/001_tt2.gifWait, but some left coms in this thread have admitted to being hipsters. In that case, they are not in fact hipsters, and therefore not all left coms are hipsters.

[Widerstand]

Zanthorus is almost certainly not a hipster.

:'(



Wait, but some left coms in this thread have admitted to being hipsters. In that case, they are not in fact hipsters, and therefore not all left coms are hipsters.

They could have ironically admitted to being hipsters, thereby making their anti-hipster doings subverted hipsterism, in turn making them hipsters, or meta-hipsters if you will.

[Devrim]

Wait, but some left coms in this thread have admitted to being hipsters. In that case, they are not in fact hipsters, and therefore not all left coms are hipsters.

I don't know what a 'hipster' is even.

Devrim

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I learned that Devrim doesn't know what a hipster is.

[Sasha]

your such an post-meta-meta-hipster

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

your such an post-meta-meta-hipster
meta who? I don't speak freaky deaky dutch, Goldmember!

[gorillafuck]

I don't know what a 'hipster' is even.

Devrim
You might think of it as just a western way that young people dress, I dunno much about youth culture in Turkey.

http://www.lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/
(http://www.revleft.com/vb/lookatthisfuckinhipster.com)

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

You might think of it as just a western way that young people dress, I dunno much about youth culture in Turkey.

http://www.lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/
(http://www.revleft.com/vb/lookatthisfuckinhipster.com)

Well now I know who to kill.

[Il Medico]

You might think of it as just a western way that young people dress, I dunno much about youth culture in Turkey.

http://www.lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/
(http://www.revleft.com/vb/lookatthisfuckinhipster.com)
http://lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/uploads/pics/big/1428-203.jpg (http://lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/view/look-at-this-hipster-photo-latfh/1428)
^haha diet coke.

[synthesis]

http://thisisbandit.com/wp-content/hipster.jpg


Portland is infested with these fucking people. I got angry just looking at this picture.

[Fawkes]

Brooklyn is the hipster capital of Earth.

(that's where I live)


Not that I'm particularly anti-hipster or anything, I don't really give a shit, if I like you, I like you, if not, fuck off.

[synthesis]

Brooklyn is the hipster capital of Earth.

(that's where I live)


Not that I'm particularly anti-hipster or anything, I don't really give a shit

I can't fucking stand them, for the most part. They move here from Minnesota with this preconceived notion of what the city is and in the process turn it into that, which creates this positive feedback loop consisting of vegan restaurants, coffee shops, bike lanes and gentrification.

[Widerstand]

I can't fucking stand them, for the most part. They move here from Minnesota with this preconceived notion of what the city is and in the process turn it into that, which creates this positive feedback loop consisting of vegan restaurants, coffee shops, bike lanes and gentrification.

Fuck Gentrification, dump your trash on the street, let your house walls rot, hang your dirty clothes over your balcony.

[synthesis]

Fuck Gentrification, dump your trash on the street, let your house walls rot, hang your dirty clothes over your balcony.

lol wut

[Widerstand]

lol wut

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[Pretty Flaco]

I learned that if I'm typing in welsh, there's a cat on my keyboard!

[gorillafuck]

fuck gentrification, dump your trash on the street, let your house walls rot, hang your dirty clothes over your balcony.
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4236893/Leave-Trash-Everywhere-FUCK-THE-SYSTEM.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Courage-Wolf

[Widerstand]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4236893/Leave-Trash-Everywhere-FUCK-THE-SYSTEM.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Courage-Wolf

loving it

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

-That if you decide to leave revleft you must first insult various people in a dickish manner.

[Fawkes]

bike lanes
What's so bad about that?

[synthesis]

What's so bad about that?

I don't have a problem with bike lanes so much as with the general mentality exhibited by the motherfuckers who flip you off after you've swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid them because they just ran a stop sign on their fucking fixie that they put on the bike rack of their Subaru which they drove from Illinois and totally went, like, four days in a row without showering.

Also, Sam Adams, the politician, not the beer.