If capitalism, racism, sexism, etc were gone and the world was a good place...

[gorillafuck]

...what would people have to be pissed off about?

[synthesis]

Someone keyed your car. Someone fucked your significant other. Someone guilt-tripped you into doing something you didn't want to do. Someone reminded you that life has no inherent meaning a few days after the birth of your first child.

We'll still be animals, frustrated, irritable, pessimistic animals, but at least we won't have as much to be pissed off about.

[gorillafuck]

Someone keyed your car. Someone fucked your significant other. Someone guilt-tripped you into doing something you didn't want to do. Someone reminded you that life has no inherent meaning a few days after the birth of your first child.

We'll still be animals, frustrated, irritable, pessimistic animals, but at least we won't have as much to be pissed off about.
You can't write a crust punk song about your car getting keyed.

It just wouldn't work at all.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

You can't write a crust punk song about your car getting keyed.

It just wouldn't work at all.

Fuck crust punk.

[synthesis]

You can't write a crust punk song about your car getting keyed.

It just wouldn't work at all.

That could actually be a good selling point for the revolution: "No more crust punk music!"

edit: ninja'd

[gorillafuck]

Fuck crust punk.

That could actually be a good selling point for the revolution: "No more crust punk music!"
Well I guess now I found out what's going to piss me off after a world revolution:mad:

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Well I guess now I found out what's going to piss me off after a world revolution:mad:

Haha, you can make your own crust punk band and wright songs about being pissed off about there not being a reason for crusties to exist.

on a lighter side...

eti21PVHXrg

[Blackscare]

People are terrible, so I don't see the problem.

[the last donut of the night]

i dont know; your cereal getting soggy?

personally i love angry music but i cant wait for the day when we wont have to yell our brains out because tears are too tough to carry

[Blackscare]

personally i love angry music but i cant wait for the day when we wont have to yell our brains out because tears are too tough to carry



Don't you get all poetic on us, mister words man. :sneaky:

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Someone pee'd in your kitchen sink y'all!

[Jalapeno Enema]

Someone pee'd in your kitchen sink y'all!I can do that just fine by myself, thank you.

I kinda get pissed off when people get pissed off over little stuff. :cursing:

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I can do that just fine by myself, thank you.
Well that's okay, maybe next year you'll pass potty training...:thumbup1:


I kinda get pissed off when people get pissed off over little stuff. :cursing:

I kinda get pissed off when people kinda get pissed off over people getting pissed off over little stuff.

Careful about your stream hitting your sink wrong and you end up getting pissed on...
...by yourself?:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Jalapeno Enema]

Well that's okay, maybe next year you'll pass potty training...:thumbup1:



I kinda get pissed off when people kinda get pissed off over people getting pissed off over little stuff.

Careful about your stream hitting your sink wrong and you end up getting pissed on...
...by yourself?:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:I went to a college party once where some guy wet his bed. From across the room.

[ZeroNowhere]

People not reading 'Capital' enough.

[Jazzratt]

As long as the British Isles (i.e the landmass, not the state) exist there will be weather to complain about. Endlessly.

[Il Medico]

As Long as Florida exist the world can not be happy.

[La Comédie Noire]

Probably weather or not drinking what used to be known as "coca cola" would cause the revolutionary generation to turn in their graves.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

As long as the British Isles (i.e the landmass, not the state) exist there will be weather to complain about. Endlessly.
I'll trade you from Wisconsin!

[Magón]

The constant complaints men and women have about one another. That shit will never end.

[Quail]

As long as the British Isles (i.e the landmass, not the state) exist there will be weather to complain about. Endlessly.
There's a reason the British are stereotyped as constantly talking about the weather.

Fucking snow.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Hmm. Maybe betrayal? We can always complain about each other.

[Bright Banana Beard]

As Long as Florida exist the world can not be happy.

And don't forget that they need to modernize Alabama too....

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

And don't forget that they need to modernize Alabama too....
They need to burn Arizona to the ground and coat every inch of that place with three feet of salt and make it a waste dump.

[Ztrain]

Assholes will always exist:cursing:

[Kuppo Shakur]

Just wait until we achieve faster than light space travel, then we'll have Cardassians and Romulans and shit to worry about.

[gorillafuck]

Just wait until we achieve faster than light space travel, then we'll have Cardassians and Romulans and shit to worry about.
Yeah, then we'll need to worry about keeping up with the Cardassians.

[Jimmie Higgins]

They need to burn Arizona to the ground and coat every inch of that place with three feet of salt and make it a waste dump.But would anyone notice the difference?:lol:

Without economic hardships and systemic oppression in society, people would probably complain about what we are hard-wired to complain about - social things: feeling left out of social groups, lost loves, unrequited love etc. But I guess we won't really know until a generation or so after a revolution.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

People fuck my significant other all the time. Sometimes me and my significant other and other people all fuck together. Sometimes people fuck my significant other's significant other. It's great.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

People fuck my significant other all the time. Sometimes me and my significant other and other people all fuck together. Sometimes people fuck my significant other's significant other. It's great.
Gotta love group sex.

[Ele'ill]

It's sunny right now in Portland and I came here for the fucking rain.

[apawllo]

http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/RegisNickiComplex.gif

[Rafiq]

well, look on the bright side. We can have time to find the meaning of life, and a huge amount of political and phylosphical thought after our starving problems are gon.e

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

The constant complaints men and women have about one another. That shit will never end.

Maybe it's just me, but this seems to be an exclusively hetero thing that I cannot and frankly don't want to understand. Just what is so damn interesting about one half of the human species complaining about the other half of the human species?

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

There's always shitty drivers to get angry at, as seen in this (http://www.revleft.com/vb/were-only-going-t146119/index.html) thread...

[Il Medico]

And don't forget that they need to modernize Alabama too....
Alabama is beyond hope. We need to figure out a way to sink it with FL.

[StalinFanboy]

Alabama is beyond hope. We need to figure out a way to sink it with FL.


http://en.terra.com/addon/img/5d68ec38-ra572889842p.jpg

[Il Medico]

http://en.terra.com/addon/img/5d68ec38-ra572889842p.jpg
what the hell is that?

[Pavlov's House Party]

There's a reason the British are stereotyped as constantly talking about the weather.

Fucking snow.

lol

british people complaining about snow:D

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

lol

british people complaining about snow:D

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[Os Cangaceiros]

what the hell is that?

It's a sinkhole. Happened somewhere in Central America IIRC.

[Jazzratt]

lol

british people complaining about snow:D


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Bear in mind that Britain, unlike countries that get a lot of snow, tends to be totally unprepared to deal with it in any way. It's practically an annual occurrence, yet as soon as we get more than a couple of centimetres the entire place just grinds to a fucking halt. It's hilarious, or at least would be if it wasn't also pathetic and aggravating.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

what the hell is that?
Jajaja! It almost looks like something that happened after a summer night rain storm in Milwaukee. I had a chuckle when I heard that an SUV was in the sink hole.
Although I might have dreamt the SUV part.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

lol

british people complaining about snow:D

It's annoying. It's really curtailed my crack dealing buisness.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Bear in mind that Britain, unlike countries that get a lot of snow, tends to be totally unprepared to deal with it in any way. It's practically an annual occurrence, yet as soon as we get more than a couple of centimetres the entire place just grinds to a fucking halt. It's hilarious, or at least would be if it wasn't also pathetic and aggravating.
You redcoats only get centimeters?:laugh::laugh::laugh:
We get a few feet of snow here every year. Also, the northwoods gets like 4 or 5 feet usually in many parts.

[Quail]

lol

british people complaining about snow:D
Well, we're not really used to getting a foot of the stuff. The whole country just goes to shit and stops working the minute a snowflake hits the road and it's really annoying.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

You redcoats only get centimeters?:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I don't know anyone who owns a redcoat http://killthemongoose.com/tnc/Smileys/default/psyduck.png

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I don't know anyone who owns a redcoat http://killthemongoose.com/tnc/Smileys/default/psyduck.png
If you want a cup of tea, we have a harbor in Boston.:p

[Pavlov's House Party]

Bear in mind that Britain, unlike countries that get a lot of snow, tends to be totally unprepared to deal with it in any way. It's practically an annual occurrence, yet as soon as we get more than a couple of centimetres the entire place just grinds to a fucking halt. It's hilarious, or at least would be if it wasn't also pathetic and aggravating.

to be fair, this happened here just this week when it snowed for the first time; people forget how to drive and cause obscene amounts of traffic, making all the buses late and generally causing havoc.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

If you want a cup of tea, we have a harbor in Boston.:p

You can't make tea under the water. How would you boil the kettle? I don't like tea anyway...

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

You can't make tea under the water. How would you boil the kettle? I don't like tea anyway...
Haven't you ever heard of backpackers making sun tea? I think over 200 years is more than enough time for the sun to do it's work.
:laugh:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Haven't you ever heard of backpackers making sun tea? I think over 200 years is more than enough time for the sun to do it's work.
:laugh:

If I drank out of boston Harbour I think i'd be spending several days in hospital as they pump all of the crap out of my stomach.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

If I drank out of boston Harbour I think i'd be spending several days in hospital as they pump all of the crap out of my stomach.
Ooops...:blushing:

Sorry about the bad advice.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Ooops...:blushing:

Sorry about the bad advice.

It's like your trying to kill me... ¬_¬

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

It's like your trying to kill me... ¬_¬
We hold these truths to be self...

... um...

... I mean...

... No.
:unsure:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

We hold these truths to be self...

... um...

... I mean...

... No.
:unsure:

I knew it!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

*Runs around waving hands in the air* The british are coming!!!!

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

*Runs around waving hands in the air* The british are coming!!!!
Not to Milwakee. It's all cold. We'll send our Canadian lackeys, they can endure the cold.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Not to Milwakee. It's all cold. We'll send our Canadian lackeys, they can endure the cold.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! The maple trees are coming!!!:scared:

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! The maple trees are coming!!!:scared:

Yes. And last time they Burnt down D.C. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington)

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Yes. And last time they Burnt down D.C. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington)
Um...
...noooo.

That was actually me playing with fire while drunk.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Um...
...noooo.

That was actually me playing with fire while drunk.

You can't be that old..? You'd be at least 300 years old...?

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

You can't be that old..? You'd be at least 300 years old...?
Time flies when you've partied with Ben Franklin

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Time flies when you've partied with Ben Franklin

To the gallows with you, traitor to the british Crown *grabs Musket*!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

To the gallows with you, traitor to the british Crown *grabs Musket*!
Here, grab this lightning rod next thunder storm that comes. Which I hear you british people get a lot.

[Quail]

Here, grab this lightning rod next thunder storm that comes. Which I hear you british people get a lot.
Not nearly enough. It tends to be pathetic drizzle instead of spectacular storms. :(

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Here, grab this lightning rod next thunder storm that comes. Which I hear you british people get a lot.
Yeah. We don't get those. Lotta rain though.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Yeah. We don't get those. Lotta rain though.
That sounds like hell without the benefit of heating.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

That sounds like hell without the benefit of heating.

Thus the creation of the British Empire. To ensure fully 1/4 of the world was as grump as we were.

It's alright, Don't know if I'd want to live anywhere else.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Thus the creation of the British Empire. To ensure fully 1/4 of the world was as grump as we were.

It's alright, Don't know if I'd want to live anywhere else.
Don't worry, I live in Milwaukee and want to move to San Miguel de Allende en Guanajuato, Mexico.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Don't worry, I live in Milwaukee and want to move to San Miguel de Allende en Guanajuato, Mexico.

Now I know where to find you muwhahahaha! I shall have my revenge for the War of Independence!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Now I know where to find you muwhahahaha! I shall have my revenge for the War of Independence!
Are you going to really sift through the entire population of Milwaukee to find me?

[Quail]

He'll look for the one with the hammer and sickle on her boob :p

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

He'll look for the one with the hammer and sickle on her boob :p

You make it sound as though I'm going to go around staring at girls boobs in a vain attempt to kind Esperanza..

Which would get me arrested probably.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

You make it sound as though I'm going to go around staring at girls boobs in a vain attempt to kind Esperanza..

Which would get me arrested probably.
Oh fuck! Milwaukee and Chicago are off limits to you this summer.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Oh fuck! Milwaukee and Chicago are off limits to you this summer.

I don't want to go to America.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I don't want to go to America.
Good for you! Me neither!

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! The maple trees are coming!!!:scared:

We prefer the term stormtroopers.:D

BTW, Canadians should have some kind of annual celebration for burning down the white house in the war of 1812.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Good for you! Me neither!

Hence the desire to move to Mexico? Will you set up your own drug running cartel?

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

We prefer the term stormtroopers.:D
Do you also have the gestapo?


BTW, Canadians should have some kind of annual celebration for burning down the white house in the war of 1812.
You Canadians don't need to take the blame for my accidents.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Hence the desire to move to Mexico? Will you set up your own drug running cartel?
Jajaja! No I hate coke, uppers are lame!

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Do you also have the gestapo?

The Germans gave us the name during ww1 an stole it back in ww2.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Jajaja! No I hate coke, uppers are lame!

Hence the one rule of drug dealing 'don't get high on your own supply'.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

The Germans gave us the name during ww1 an stole it back in ww2.
Those Germans!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Hence the one rule of drug dealing 'don't get high on your own supply'.
I'd end up trading it all for lots and lots of downers of every kind.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I'd end up trading it all for lots and lots of downers of every kind.

I don't think the life of drug lord is for you.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I don't think the life of drug lord is for you.
Of course! I'm very artistic minded but in no way business minded

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Of course! I'm very artistic minded but in no way business minded

Perhaps 'drug fuelled artist' is a better career?

Apparently I am a career advisor now.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Perhaps 'drug fuelled artist' is a better career?
Probably...

Apparently I am a career advisor now.
You are, eh?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

You are, eh?

More of a layabout/stay at home dad.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

More of a layabout/stay at home dad.
I've never had kids. So I'm not very experienced in the parenting thing.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I've never had kids. So I'm not very experienced in the parenting thing.

Me neither. I've been doing it for 8 months now, can't wait for his first christmas though :D

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Me neither. I've been doing it for 8 months now, can't wait for his first christmas though :D
Well I wish I could have a kid. :( I wish I could be mommy Esperanza.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Well I wish I could have a kid. :( I wish I could be mommy Esperanza.

You could always adopt.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

You could always adopt.
I could. I'll likely wait until a more stable point in my life.

[Fawkes]

Breast reduction surgery

[Bright Banana Beard]

I wanted to adopt someone in the future, and I wouldn't mind adopting stepson/daughter as I grew up with a stepfather. Blood isn't everything...

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Breast reduction surgery
Why would I want that?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I could. I'll likely wait until a more stable point in my life.

I was going to wait until a more stable point in my life. Oh well.

[Fawkes]

Why would I want that?

I don't know, but it's something we can all be pissed off about.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I don't know, but it's something we can all be pissed off about.

I think in Esperanza's case it's the exact opposite of what she wants.

[Fawkes]

But the very existence of such a surgery is brutally counter-revolutionary.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

But the very existence of such a surgery is brutally counter-revolutionary.

No, not really, If some women feel as though they're breasts are too large and that I adversly affects their lives why shouldn't such sugery be avalible?

[Quail]

But the very existence of such a surgery is brutally counter-revolutionary.
Actually big breasts could get in the way and stop a woman being as active in the revolution as she wants to be, so maybe it isn't so counterrevolutionary :p

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I wanted to adopt someone in the future, and I wouldn't mind adopting stepson/daughter as I grew up with a stepfather. Blood isn't everything...
If I had a daughter I'd name her Magdalena. If I had a son I'd name him Cuauhtemoc.

[Fawkes]

Actually big breasts could get in the way and stop a woman being as active in the revolution as she wants to be, so maybe it isn't so counterrevolutionary :p

Who needs a revolution when everybody's having a motorboatin' good time?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

If I had a daughter I'd name her Magdalena. If I had a son I'd name him Cuauhtemoc.

Name your son Motecuhzoma!

[Fawkes]

No, not really, If some women feel as though they're breasts are too large and that I adversly affects their lives why shouldn't such sugery be avalible?

Advice: always take what I say as being 100% serious.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Advice: always take what I say as being 100% serious.

Pfft. Your just angry that not all the women in the world want giant boobs.

[Quail]

Who needs a revolution when everybody's having a motorboatin' good time?
You don't need big boobs to have a good time!

[Fawkes]

You don't need big boobs to have a good time!

Motorboatin' good time.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

No, not really, If some women feel as though they're breasts are too large and that I adversly affects their lives why shouldn't such sugery be avalible?
True, and some of us on the otherhand could use another cup size.

[Fawkes]

Pfft. Your just angry that not all the women in the world want giant boobs.

Yes, they're called reactionaries.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Name your son Motecuhzoma!
Um...
... No.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

True, and some of us on the otherhand could use another cup size.

Anymore than a handful is a waste..

[Quail]

Motorboatin' good time.
What even is a motorboatin' good time? :confused:

Yes, they're called reactionaries.
Hey, I like mine the size they are thanks :p

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Um...
... No.

Fine. I'll continue to name my children after historical figures.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Yes, they're called reactionaries.
I want to slap you and flipper will have beaten the motor boat.

[Fawkes]

Urban Dictionary definition of "motorboating": v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Fine. I'll continue to name my children after historical figures.
Cuauhtemoc was a historical figure.

[Quail]

Urban Dictionary definition of "motorboating": v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
:blushing:
Well I don't find that idea particularly arousing and have small breasts myself, so I have no reason to know what motorboating is!

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Urban Dictionary definition of "motorboating": v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
I'll slap your motor. Flipper is back ese!

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Cuauhtemoc was a historical figure.

lol. After looking him up, I do know who that is. Aztec history never was my specialty (unfortuantly, I wanted to do it, but no UK uni's do it).

[Fawkes]

:blushing:
Well I don't find that idea particularly arousing and have small breasts myself, so I have no reason to know what motorboating is!

The pass time of champions, that's what it is.

However, chesticles of all sizes are to be cherished.

Anyway, enough of this objectification, other things we can be pissed off about post-revolution....

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

lol. After looking him up, I do know who that is. Aztec history never was my specialty (unfortuantly, I wanted to do it, but no UK uni's do it).
My uncle speaks Nahuatl fluently.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

My uncle speaks Nahuatl fluently.

Envious. Still now I've decided to focus on Archaeology of a much more sensible part of the world: Afghanistan.

[Fawkes]

I'll slap your motor. Flipper is back ese!

nope

nope nope nope

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Envious. Still now I've decided to focus on Archaeology of a much more sensible part of the world: Afghanistan.
How is Afghanistan more sensible?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

How is Afghanistan more sensible?

It's not. But no-one's ever done most of it. The Romantic mystery of the Unknown calls me...

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

nope

nope nope nope
Well now you know that you can't get close to my boobs.

[Fawkes]

Well now you know that you can't get close to my boobs.

All I need to do is zoom in my screen.

ziiiiiiiing

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

It's not. But no-one's ever done most of it. The Romantic mystery of the Unknown calls me...
You do realize that the Taliban might not be nice to you, right?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

You do realize that the Taliban might not be nice to you, right?

Yes I do know that. But it could be worse, I could be stuck on another dreary medieval hall excavation in the rain. Again.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

All I need to do is zoom in my screen.

ziiiiiiiing
Looking and touching are not the same.

[Fawkes]

touche

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

I really like the direction this thread went in.

[Fawkes]

Hey, I made a serious suggestion about things we could still be pissed off at.

[synthesis]

chesticles

Does this create a fairly disturbing image in anyone else's mind?