The Holy Bible

[Dimentio]

This must be the most clearly accessible Bible ever.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

So, what is your opinion?

[ComradeMan]

No Song of Solomon, couldn't get the lego men to do those kinds of curves.
:thumbdown:

[Ocean Seal]

There seems to be a clear and present bias, and it doesn't take into account history of anything. On things like slavery it chooses pro-slavery verses. God himself condemns slavery, and those who profit from it. The bible was written a very long time ago, and the person who wrote this still defends wage slavery, and the current system. He is a reactionary who makes others even more reactionary. Do you see any good coming of this? He has cherry picked the verses and taken them out of context to make the point that he is an educated individual and that everyone should follow his line of thought. He is the typical liberal anti-theist who pushes people away from the left just to assert some kind of intellectual supremacy over others. Look at some of his other posts "Study:1 in 5 Americans a fucking retard," he lacks complete material analysis and this reflects negatively on other more open minded atheists.

[Magón]

I thought they were funny.

[Tablo]

I disagree.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

[Sosa]

Best bible ever! :lol:

[Sosa]

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

[NGNM85]

There seems to be a clear and present bias, and it doesn't take into account history of anything. On things like slavery it chooses pro-slavery verses. God himself condemns slavery, and those who profit from it. The bible was written a very long time ago, and the person who wrote this still defends wage slavery,

Where? How?


and the current system. He is a reactionary who makes others even more reactionary.

Is that really a legitimate characterization?


Do you see any good coming of this? He has cherry picked the verses and taken them out of context to make the point that he is an educated individual and that everyone should follow his line of thought. He is the typical liberal anti-theist who pushes people away from the left just to assert some kind of intellectual supremacy over others. Look at some of his other posts "Study:1 in 5 Americans a fucking retard," he lacks complete material analysis and this reflects negatively on other more open minded atheists.

What, pray tell, is an 'open-minded-atheist'?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Look at some of his other posts "Study:1 in 5 Americans a fucking retard,"

I'm having trouble finding this. Perhaps you could furnish us with a link?

EDIT: Never mind, I found it. While I don't agree with the wording, the sentiment is valid; one really must be living in some kind of fucked-up right-wing bubble if one honestly thinks Obama is a Muslim.

[Manic Impressive]

That was funny just finished reading revelations :laugh: why are we not banning this shit after the revolution?

also lol'd at this at the bottom of the page

CONTENT NOTICE -
The Bible contains material some may consider morally objectionable and/or inappropriate for children. These labels identify stories containing:

[Raúl Duke]

God himself condemns slavery,Source please,

because I recall the old testement is ok with it and has certain rules (perhaps in leveticus) regarding keeping slaves.

[Tablo]

Source please,

because I recall the old testement is ok with it and has certain rules (perhaps in leveticus) regarding keeping slaves.
I think there was actually a part saying it was okay to whore off your daughter or something weird like that.

[Jalapeno Enema]

God himself condemns slavery,Source please,

because I recall the old testement is ok with it and has certain rules (perhaps in leveticus) regarding keeping slaves.The bible does not actually condemn slavery. The parts that specifies how slaves should be treated:
Deuteronomy 15:12-15 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2015:12-15&version=KJV)
Ephesians 6:9 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians%206:9&version=KJV)
Colossians 4:1 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Colossians%204:1&version=KJV)

It condemns those who kidnap free people to be used as slaves:
Exodus 21:16 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021:16&version=KJV)
1 Timothy 1:8-10 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Timothy%201:8-10&version=KJV)


I think there was actually a part saying it was okay to whore off your daughter or something weird like that.
Lot threw his daughters to a crowd to be raped:
Genesis 19:8 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:8&version=KJV)
And later Lot's daughters seduced him:
Genesis 19: 30-38 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:%2030-38&version=KJV)

[Raúl Duke]

Oh so it was in Deuteronomy, my bad for saying Leviticus.
It's been a long time (like when I was "religious") since I was quite an expert at what the bible said and where.


I think there was actually a part saying it was okay to whore off your daughter or something weird like that. Here's where it became morally incomprehensible (and this is the bible, a tome that people claim to base their morality around)...


Lot threw his daughters to a crowd to be raped:
Genesis 19:8 (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:8&version=KJV)...and...


And later Lot's daughters seduced him:
Genesis 19: 30-38 (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:%2030-38&version=KJV)...here's where it gets weird.