Who would be more fitting of the Bond Villain title?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Choose now!

Assange - Sly
Putin - Hardcore
Cheney - 'Evil,' no pulse.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Definately Putin.

[Pirate Utopian]

Putin has Bond villain written all over him.

[Widerstand]

Putin is so cool ~ :tt1:

[Il Medico]

Rick Scott would be a good Austin Powers villain.


Rick Scott:
http://thesamerowdycrowd.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/rick-scott.jpg
I will defraud medicare in the order of ONE MILLION DOLLARS (he actually stole a lot more, and he's our new governor, god damn FL)

[synthesis]

Putin it down. Cheney is more Darth Vader and Julian Assange is more like if Neo looked like one of those albinos from that shitty sequel.

[Tablo]

Putin. Being Russian is all you need to be a Bond villain.

[An archist]

Assange, world leaders can't be bond villains, bond villains have secret headquarters and are shady, like Assange.

[Widerstand]

Assange, world leaders can't be bond villains, bond villains have secret headquarters and are shady, like Assange.

.. like Kim Jong il?

[An archist]

.. like Kim Jong il?
Ooh, nice one. But Kim doesn't have that badass look it takes to be a bond villain.

[Sasha]

kim jong il would be the villain easily killed off by Bond before the begin credits, and then his son will fake his death and take revenge from the secret hideout

[Q]

Assange, world leaders can't be bond villains, bond villains have secret headquarters and are shady, like Assange.

Totally.

[Ravachol]

kim jong il would be the villain easily killed off by Bond before the begin credits, and then his son will fake his death and take revenge from the secret hideout

I see what you did there :D

[Sasha]

assange would be the "hinted at being gay" aprientance villain who will turn on his super-villain master on the last moment by blowing himself up together with the doomsday device and the secret hideout leaving bond to escape safely with the bondgirl.
(yes i have seen to many bond movies, in fact i have seen them all at least twice)

[Sasha]

seems i was wrong:


Wikipedia’s Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/364-assange-clinton.jpg (http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/11/29/wikipedias-assange-has-a-white-cat-he-strokes-evilly-claims-clinton/364-assange-clinton/)US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has revealed further evidence undermining the credibility of the founder of Wikileaks, Julian Assange, announcing that the controversial investigative journalist and former hacker has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings. Harry, a soft white persian hairy white cat has been at the heart of the Wikileaks empire for the last three months and, according to the senior American politician, he hasn’t even been neutered.
Citing evidence including audio conversations, the occasional screenshot, and surreptitiously obtained planning requests backed up by photos found on Google Streetview, Clinton also said that the Pentagon had found clear evidence that Assange was taking advantage of liberal Swedish laws to build a secret underground lair demonstrating Wikileaks was a fundamental risk to democratic institutions such as the US Federal government.
The Secretary of State said the US was also concerned about small ads in the situations vacant column of local newspapers seeking applications from individuals interested in a career as a uniformed goon.
Clinton was adamant that the activities of Assange and his organisation were no trifling matter, and stressed that there was a very good chance the world would end if the sinister feline-fondling mastermind was allowed to carry out his dastardly plans for revealing to the international community that the US diplomatic service would find the Russians easier to deal with if Vladimir Putin wouldn’t insist on whipping his shirt off at every opportunity to reveal a chest ‘that isn’t all that’. She also warned of ‘grave consequences’ for everybody should it become public knowledge that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is not at the top of President Obama’s Christmas card list.
The US Government has now upped the ante by saying they may activate one of their field agents currently in the vicinity of Mr Assange, who is believed to be living in a safe house in London. It is understood that the agent might have strange pointy shoes which could be lethal if directed in the right way. Names weren’t given, ‘for reasons of National security’, but early evidence suggests it might be Theresa May.


source: http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/11/29/wikipedias-assange-has-a-white-cat-he-strokes-evilly-claims-clinton/

:thumbup:

[Red Commissar]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fe/Lolputin.jpg

[Widerstand]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fe/Lolputin.jpg

Looks a bit like the current Bond doesn't he?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

To paraphrase Zapp Brannigan: What makes a man Russian? Is it lust for power, gold, or were they simply born with a heart full of communism?

[Sasha]

Assange, world leaders can't be bond villains, bond villains have secret headquarters and are shady, like Assange.

assange wins, look at the advertisement pics from the company that hosts the wikileaks servers: http://www.bahnhof.se/pionen/gallery/

[Martin Blank]

Unfair poll. Dick Cheney already is a Bond villain: no pulse, in an electric wheelchair, memorable sneer, likes watching torture take place, provoked two wars, extorted billions of dollars from the U.S. government. All he'd need is a facial scar and a white cat.

Assange and Putin are more like the unsavory characters Bond has to deal with to get to Cheney.

[Sasha]

did you look at my link?

[Martin Blank]

I did. Most casinos in Las Vegas have an area that looks like that. I could see them use that as a set in a Bond movie, but just as easily for MI6 as SPECTER.