what woudl you do itf y ou woike up onre day ahnsd you werer hitler

[scarletghoul]

like,m in the midldle of ww2

[Kléber]

just don't go to sleep facing up. you can die very easily if you inhale vomit. lost a couple good comrades that way.

if i were sigmund freud i'd say you clearly have petty-bourgeois fascist inclinations because your drunken subconscious wants to build a better hitler.

[Widerstand]

kill all the white men

[scarletghoul]

no im seriouaus what would you do ???



suiicide is an obvious choicse but you would also have sooo much power is it wortht staying alive to try and use your powers for good

[scarletghoul]

just don't go to sleep facing up. you can die very easily if you inhale vomit. lost a couple good comrades that way.
lol like fuck you haver, thats pertty damn suspicios ahaha

[Kléber]

actually the first part was serious so if you want to be the third person i've known to die that way, be my guest

[scarletghoul]

and no freudo doesnt just see the draem content/drunk ideas as the unconcscious thouhgt contewnt, he sees that theh key is in the porcoess that transfdorms uncopnscious throught in to the expressed dreasm/drunk cointent

[scarletghoul]

actually the first part was serious so if you want to be the third person i've known to die that way, be my guest
oh crap im sorry

[Kléber]

it's okay ;p. i just like to warn people about it because, yeah.

[Bright Banana Beard]

lol... Since I am already 21 years old, I need to get drunk just like Comrade scarletghoul.

[scarletghoul]

fair enough

do oyu haver faecebook comrade ??

[scarletghoul]

granma rojjo thedrinking age here is 187,, though most obviously styart before then


anyway dpont get off topic this is a serious debate

[Jazzratt]

granma rojjo thedrinking age here is 187,, though most obviously styart before then Yeah, we have gangs of pensioners hanging around under bridges drinking white lightning they got with their forged IDs :lol:

[scarletghoul]

:rolleyes: yiou knmow what i mean

[Il Medico]

Yeah, we have gangs of pensioners hanging around under bridges drinking white lightning they got with their forged IDs :lol:
I hear underage alcoholism is a real problem over there. I mean just look at these deviants:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/05/article-1159572-03C03635000005DC-368_468x343.jpg
Not a one is over sixty, disgraceful.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

granma rojjo thedrinking age here is 187,, though most obviously styart before then

The Tories are really hammering home these fucked up policies

[Pirate Utopian]

granma rojjo thedrinking age here is 187,, though most obviously styart before then
Obviously, otherwise it's practically prohibition.

[Bright Banana Beard]

187 years old, wow!

[Q]

This stuff is glorious.

[Ele'ill]

I hear underage alcoholism is a real problem over there. I mean just look at these deviants:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/05/article-1159572-03C03635000005DC-368_468x343.jpg
Not a one is over sixty, disgraceful.

I could drink three bottles of those

Did I just get overly competitive there?

[Widerstand]

Why would you want to drink three bottles of those? Tastes shitty as hell...

[Fawkes]

anyway dpont get off topic this is a serious debate

Yes, yes, of course, our apologies.

[The Ben G]

Probably kill some shit with a board that I found on the ground.

[Amphictyonis]

I'd import a bunch of eugenic pseudo science from America to rationalize my insane attempt to build a super human race by speeding up or 'purifying' natural selection. I'd kill as many retarded children as possible and blame everything on Jews. I'd be Hitler.


Or did you mean what would I do if I were me in Hitlers body? This brings up all sort of theoretical problems that usually center around questions of time travel. What if, by Hitler killing himself as soon as I entered his body triggered some (somehow) worse chain of events such as (a sober) Himmler taking over the war efforts and not over exstending the NAZI militart as Hitler did? My initial response would be to kill myself ....damned the potential theoretical consequences. Or maybe I'd expose the American inspiration behind Mein Kampf so history could show how the bourgeoisie in America helped plant the seeds of Nazism.

If we can time travel I'd go and destroy the allies after WW1 who impoverished Germany in so setting the material conditions for a Hitler type fanatic to rise to power.

[GPDP]

oh god this thread

this fucking thread

wow

[mikelepore]

Get rid of that Groucho mustache.

[ZeroNowhere]

Go back to sleep.

[Red Commissar]

do a little daenc

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/6/5/a65d1573c8a613dd50a3f098ab1b4861.gif

[Fawkes]

probably make a little love

[Imposter Marxist]

get down tonight

[Os Cangaceiros]

I would hire Dyanne Thorne to run a special camp for nubile young women.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I would send all my military to the africa, and let USSR owned Europe.

[maskerade]

I'd have ladies pee on me.

[Il Medico]

do a little daenc

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/6/5/a65d1573c8a613dd50a3f098ab1b4861.gif
Listening to sandstorm when looking at this picture = epic

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I'd import a bunch of eugenic pseudo science from America to rationalize my insane attempt to build a super human race by speeding up or 'purifying' natural selection. I'd kill as many retarded children as possible and blame everything on Jews. I'd be Hitler.


Or did you mean what would I do if I were me in Hitlers body?

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the thread title.

[gorillafuck]

granma rojjo thedrinking age here is 187
Most people don't even live that long.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

do a little daenc

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/6/5/a65d1573c8a613dd50a3f098ab1b4861.gif

Make a little genocide
Get down tonight

[gorillafuck]

Make a little genocide
Get down tonight
Too far.

[Ele'ill]

I would hire Dyanne Thorne to run a special camp for nubile young women.


http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/554/original/facepalm.jpg?1248715065

[Os Cangaceiros]

someone's not a fan of the classics, i see...

[EvilRedGuy]

Alcoholics is bad for your health!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Alcoholics is bad for your health!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They certainly are. I had one alcoholic empty an ash tray over my head once.

[Il Medico]

They certainly are. I had one alcoholic empty an ash tray over my head once.
It was Jazzy wasn't it? :D :p

[Quail]

Lol. Jazzy's ash is the worst too because he smokes awful tobacco.

[the last donut of the night]

surprisingly enough, it's only ml's who have drunken threads in chit chat -- at least bailey and scarlet

[the last donut of the night]

oh and if i were hitler i'd make the best of the situation and just get really faded

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

It was Jazzy wasn't it? :D :p

Nah, it was when I lived in North Wales and had a little job washing up dishes in a pub.

[La Comédie Noire]

I'd kill off all the high officials in the party and army, make democratic worker and soldiers committees, dismantle the concentration camps and pay reparations to the Jews and others I've killed. Try my best to make communism.

I'd fund all this by copy righting and distributing every song from 1940 to 2010 as though it were my own.

Oh and shave that god awful mustache.

[Rusty Shackleford]

well first thing id do is get really drunk and post a thread about what other people would do if they woke up as me.