The final TV show ever made before mankind slips into the dust

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

It has long been believed that the world would end in 2012, but new information suggests that the world might end as early as whenever the fuck this new show called Bridalplasty on E! is coming out. Holy cow. From the Hollywood Reporter (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ic5827d475c9bb436eb4649cce268c6eb):

In one of the most shocking reality TV ideas yet, E! has ordered a new series that crosses a wedding competition with extreme plastic surgery.
The network is set to announce “Bridalplasty,” where brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures.
Sure, we’ve all seen brides-to-be competing in wedding themed challenges to win minor surgical procedures, but finally, a show in which brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win EXTENSIVE surgical procedures. Neat!
“All of my ancestors have guided me to this moment and I stand on all of their shoulders to watch this horrifying nightmare show.” — Amistad.
Is it possible for America to CHOP ITS OWN HEAD OFF? But wait, it gets better (so worse). Wait until you hear the FULL DESCRIPTION:


Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her “wish list.” She’s given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week’s episode.
One by one, the women are voted out by their competitors and, according to the show’s description, “possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride.”
The last bride standing will receive a “dream wedding,” where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom. “Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery,” E! said.
HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE: “she is given the procedure immediately” “walking away with NOTHING” “losing the chance to be the PERFECT BRIDE” and “his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar.” Look, I’m not actually going to crack my brain in half and go on a killing spree, but if there was ever a reality show that could possibly crack my brain in half and force me to go on a killing spree, Bridalplasty would be in the TOP THREE. If anything, it just makes me feel old? Because I can already hear my hover-grandchildren out on the iPorch making fun of me for thinking that you shouldn’t show a woman’s anus being ripped out through her mouth on live television. “Face it, grandpa,” they are all laughing and downloading, “your time is OVER,” not even realizing that my time been had over for years.


http://videogum.com/223371/bridalplasty-the-final-tv-show-ever-made-before-mankind-slips-quietly-into-the-dust/tv/new-tv-shows/

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

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[Stand Your Ground]

They just crushed the little hope I had for humans.

[Nuvem]

Anarchists, take notes.


This is what we have the Gulag for.

[Sasha]

fuck the gulags, anarchists just lynch the fucks

[Ele'ill]

fuck the gulags, anarchists just lynch the fucks

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[Jazzratt]

Well. That's it. We're done. Everyone make their way to the exits and crawl back into the sea and give the whole single-celled thing another bash because clearly we've drawn a cock all over being a proper species. Last one out switch off the telly.

[Sir Comradical]

Culturally backward generate people. :(

[ckaihatsu]

I want a piece of the merchandising when the Barbie doll for it comes out ("Includes real miniature scalpel!")....

[NecroCommie]

That's just sick, I really feel sick watching the mere still of that first video. What kind of monstrous culture would make her feel ugly?





Answer: The commercial glitter of the western wonderland!

[ZeroNowhere]

If anything, it just makes me feel old? Because I can already hear my hover-grandchildren out on the iPorch making fun of me for thinking that you shouldn’t show a woman’s anus being ripped out through her mouth on live television. “Face it, grandpa,” they are all laughing and downloading, “your time is OVER,” not even realizing that my time been had over for years.
Man you probably even look old at this rate.

But we can fix that.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Don't tell me that you guys have forgotten about Are You Hot? already..!

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[maskerade]

...


this is so fucking stupid.

[mikelepore]

It has long been believed that the world would end in 2012,

Long been believed? It was an assertion made during a drug-induced trance by an ancient Mayan priest. Who else has said it would be 2012?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

And to think people look at me funny when I say that the human species desperately needs an upgrade...

[ckaihatsu]

*** Bourgeois mindfuck-culture alert ***

Internalizing an over-emphasis on physicality leads to individuality-crushing emotionalism and over-sensitization to external cues.


Bloom's Taxonomy, Illustrated

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[Raúl Duke]

:(

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Bloom's Taxonomy, Illustrated

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[gorillafuck]

I am so pissed off now.

[ckaihatsu]

And yet it's true, kids...!

(Nice Photoshop work there. Just took a class, huh?)

[Jazzratt]

And yet it's true, kids...! It may well be true but since it's presented in one of your bizarre diagrams that's total incomprehensible no one actually knows what "it" is.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

ckaihatsu, are your diagrams only understandable on acid?

[Quail]

The thing that baffles me most about this is:

he last bride standing will receive a “dream wedding,” where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom.
So the husbands to be will get to the altar and watch a woman who looks completely different walking down the aisle?

I really hate all of these plastic surgery shows. Most people taking part aren't remotely ugly and it's sad that they feel they need to change themselves to conform to impossible beauty standards.

[ckaihatsu]

It may well be true but since it's presented in one of your bizarre diagrams that's total incomprehensible no one actually knows what "it" is.


Hey, just because you can't figure it out doesn't mean it's incomprehensible....





ckaihatsu, are your diagrams only understandable on acid?


Why don't you *both* do some "field studies" and get back to me on that -- !


x D

[Pirate Utopian]

Hey, just because you can't figure it out doesn't mean it's incomprehensible....
In this case it does.

[ckaihatsu]

In this case it does.


Wow, a "consensus" of three -- y'know, if you were more comradely I might be more inclined to help you understand it, but at *this* rate....

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Wow, a "consensus" of three -- y'know, if you were more comradely I might be more inclined to help you understand it, but at *this* rate....

If you were more comradely you'd stop posting.

[ckaihatsu]

If you were more comradely you'd stop posting.


Hey, *I'm* not the one who started this crap -- it started with post #18. You drop it and I'll drop it.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Hey, *I'm* not the one who started this crap -- it started with post #18. You drop it and I'll drop it.

Never!

[Jazzratt]

Why don't you *both* do some "field studies" and get back to me on that -- ! I doubt I could afford the sheer volume of drugs I'd need.

[Salyut]

I swear to god a nuclear holocaust looks better every fucking day.

[Bilan]

Fuck me...Horkheimer was right.

[Amphictyonis]

whats wrong with being a total zombie for capitalist reality? Like...revolution and stuff dude. But seriously, we have no chance until these people don't exist. I'm not saying they should die I'm saying...this is the sort of mind frame we're up against albeit a tad amplified in this case. People enjoy the crazy world capitalism has created. People are crazy. Good lord we're fukt.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

And yet it's true, kids...!

(Nice Photoshop work there. Just took a class, huh?)

No, I used Paint. Which makes me badass.

[ZeroNowhere]

I swear to god a nuclear holocaust looks better every fucking day.
The planet will be here for a long, long — LONG — time after we're gone, and it will heal itself; it will cleanse itself, because that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover; the earth will be renewed; and, if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the Earth plus plastic! The Earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the Earth. The Earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the Earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question, "Why are we here?" "Plastic! Assholes."

So! So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that it has already started already, don't you?
- George Carlin.


Thesis.
Antithesis.
Synthesis.

[the last donut of the night]

and they call me cynical in school

[ckaihatsu]

and they call me cynical in school


Here's your chance to go pro...!


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