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John "Eh" MacDonald
19th November 2010, 02:07
We all know cereal and we all love cereal (don't deny it.)
What's your favorite brand? Captain Crunch is like gargling with razor blades, Rice Krispies are bland as water, and Shreddies make me want to use the washroom at awkward times. The best cereal is no doubt Fruitloops.
Oh Fruitloops, how would I ever live without you. You have the taste, texture and smell that me want to explode. not to mention the coolest mascot of all cardbord boxes. I mean really who doesn't love Toucan Sam.
Fawkes
19th November 2010, 02:09
Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
If you say Wheaties, I will fucking kill you
gorillafuck
19th November 2010, 02:28
Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The taste you can see.
As far as cereals I regularly eat though, Life.
Angry Young Man
19th November 2010, 04:02
I did this poll absolutely ages ago. Where the fuck are chocolate squares? Or Ricicles. They're sugar-coated rice crispies.
Ele'ill
19th November 2010, 04:07
http://www.goodness.co.uk/detail/361753b.jpg
GPDP
19th November 2010, 04:07
In terms of taste? Probably Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Frosted Flakes.
In terms of what I actually eat? Special K. I'm fat enough as it is to be swallowing a metric fuckton of sugar in my cereal.
Bright Banana Beard
19th November 2010, 04:24
Captain Crumch all the way!
Who?
19th November 2010, 04:29
I'm with the Hoxhaist on this one, Captain Crunch all the way.
Kléber
19th November 2010, 06:13
I'm for Raison Brand. It's like my raison d'être.
ÑóẊîöʼn
19th November 2010, 06:37
Tesco Honey Nut Cornflakes (http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/tesco-honey-nut-cornflakes/1294533/). Cheap and delicious.
NoOneIsIllegal
19th November 2010, 07:00
I eat this shit nonstop. Why isn't it listed?!
http://msmusiclover99.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/waffle-crisp.jpg
NoOneIsIllegal
19th November 2010, 07:02
And I really miss this: (discontinued in the US)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2kyxpFsm31qabwly.jpg
Il Medico
19th November 2010, 07:47
Nothin better than Captain Crunch when high. (which seems to be the only time I eat cereal anymore. :lol:)
GPDP
19th November 2010, 08:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ezhLlcQdHs&feature=related
Os Cangaceiros
19th November 2010, 08:13
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is all I will eat, cereal-wise. It's the only cereal that I can eat constantly and not get tired of.
kalu
19th November 2010, 08:22
I'm the only person who voted cocoa krispies?! (what is this "coco pops" non-US crap anyways. me american, mm chocolate).
It's nice and crunchy with great texture, unlike those stupid coco puff balls, and that sweet sweet chocolate flavor. Anyone who votes for non-sugary cereal is a heathen btw.
Nuvem
19th November 2010, 12:07
Breakfast cereal is reactionary. I only eat Central Committee-approved wheat flavored nutrient sludge made by Kazakh workers, which I actually spend my entire morning waiting in line for, making it more of a brunch. Then I go and work at the nuclear power plant while my dear Zhena works in the wheat fields, growing the wheat that will be shipped to Kazakhstan to be turned into the Central Comittee-approved wheat flavored nutrient sludge that is my breakfast.
Angry Young Man
19th November 2010, 12:52
me american, mm chocolate).
You know nothing of chocolate!
ken6346
19th November 2010, 13:26
Sanitarium Weet-Bix here. Or Kellogg's Just Right.
John "Eh" MacDonald
19th November 2010, 22:36
Wow, y'all have terrible taste in cereal.
kalu
19th November 2010, 22:37
You know nothing of chocolate!
Lol, actually, that's true. My dad, who's a postcolonial "Brit" always refers to russell stover as "that american crap." He's always blathering about Lindt or some european crapola, me I prefer the milk chocolate watered-down garbage in my cereal.
Actually, that gave me a tremendous idea. What if someone made a DARK CHOCOLATE cereal. COPYRIGHT!!!
Stand Your Ground
19th November 2010, 22:44
Out of that list Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
kitsune
20th November 2010, 01:43
I never had cereal for breakfast. I've had it for a snack a few times. Most of it is way too sweet for a meal. Also, I know them by different names. Corn Frosties, Honey Pon, Kokokun's Chokowa. Same stuff, it's just called something different.
ÑóẊîöʼn
20th November 2010, 01:44
Breakfast cereal is reactionary. I only eat Central Committee-approved wheat flavored nutrient sludge made by Kazakh workers, which I actually spend my entire morning waiting in line for, making it more of a brunch. Then I go and work at the nuclear power plant while my dear Zhena works in the wheat fields, growing the wheat that will be shipped to Kazakhstan to be turned into the Central Comittee-approved wheat flavored nutrient sludge that is my breakfast.
Congratulations, you win an internet.
9
20th November 2010, 01:46
I'm for Raison Brand. It's like my raison d'être.
lol this is such a trot thing to say <3
I voted 'cheerios', but I actually don't eat cereal very much these days; shit's expensive.
Aloysius
20th November 2010, 04:23
Gotta have my Pops!
But Special K is a reasonable substitute.
John "Eh" MacDonald
20th November 2010, 05:31
Two words....Toucan Sam... must I say more? I wish i still had cable so I could watch the fruit loops commercials.
I remember the good old days of waking up on saturday going downstairs in my underwear to get a bowl of fruit loops. I would than start watching pokemon as soon as the fruit loops commercial came on, my eyes were glued to the screen to see the adventures Sam and his nephews would get into.
did this post make a lot of sense? probably not due to the fact im pretty drunk.. am i exaggerating the pure awesomeness of fruitloops? never.
what is wrong with you people?
I also just realized I misspelled FrootLoops.
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