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Nolan
16th November 2010, 07:52
This is from the famous Chick Tracts. Private schools all over the US use them to indoctrinate children. I had to read these (or something just like them, I don't remember now) for school as a kid.

Most of their shit is homophobic and Islamophobic propaganda. This particular comic deals with leftism. I'm sure y'all will find it as entertaining as I did.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0065/0065_01.asp

Magón
16th November 2010, 08:02
I like how they drew all the Black Guy and Chick. That was funny. The rest gave me a headache.

Os Cangaceiros
16th November 2010, 09:45
http://media.chick.com/tractimages6108/0065/0065_10.gif

Damn that's sexy.

I love Chick Tracts. Someone in my old hometown used to leaflet the downtown area with them...I think I've read them all. My favorite one involved the "real Noah's arc".


I like how they drew all the Black Guy and Chick.

I like how the "revolutionists" all look like New Left hippy radicals, LOL.

Widerstand
16th November 2010, 10:36
Sickening.

Jazzratt
16th November 2010, 11:20
I love Chick Tracts. Someone in my old hometown used to leaflet the downtown area with them...I think I've read them all. My favorite one involved the "real Noah's arc". They never caught on in the UK so every single Chick Tract I've read (I've read a whole hell of a lot of them, too) I've inflicted upon myself. I love the ones that were hastily recoloured for (er, written especially for) black people.

4 Leaf Clover
16th November 2010, 13:31
http://media.chick.com/tractimages6108/0065/0065_22.gif

so thats what good looks like :lol:

now everything makes sence

Nothing Human Is Alien
16th November 2010, 15:50
"those who own anything of value ... like a car, become an enemy of the state"

Jazzratt
16th November 2010, 16:00
Superior. (http://fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract/pages/index.html)

Wanted Man
16th November 2010, 18:32
I had to read these (or something just like them, I don't remember now) for school as a kid.

Seriously? Well, plenty of motivation to become a Hoxhaist there. :p


so thats what good looks like :lol:

now everything makes sence

I like the thing about the "book". When St. Nicholas comes around, he also looks in a big book to see whether kids have been good or bad, and whether they should get presents or not. Weird.

By the way, this is good stuff too: http://truthforyouth.com/main.htm

Q
16th November 2010, 18:53
Superior. (http://fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract/pages/index.html)

Epic :D

Nolan
16th November 2010, 21:38
Seriously? Well, plenty of motivation to become a Hoxhaist there. :p



I got away from religion a long time before I became a leftist.


Also, I like the way there's a Catholic priest pulling the strings. Chick Tracts is extremely anti-catholic.

4 Leaf Clover
17th November 2010, 19:43
Superior. (http://fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract/pages/index.html)

Priceless

Jimmie Higgins
17th November 2010, 19:56
Also, I like the way there's a Catholic priest pulling the strings. Chick Tracts is extremely anti-catholic.Yeah they are anti-catholic and anti-rock music... that's some old fashioned religious intolerance.

They need to update their product - where are the chick tracts exposing the dangers of the internet or Scientology?

I think those issues would be called "Satan in a Mouse-Click" and "L. Ron Hell" respectively.

Nolan
17th November 2010, 23:40
Yeah, they're still stuck in the 60s.

http://media.chick.com/tractimages9818/0034/0034_14.gif

http://media.chick.com/tractimages9818/0034/0034_22.gif

Who?
17th November 2010, 23:48
Wait, you're telling me Catholics, rock and roll musicians and the Weathermen are/were working together to destroy fair, Christian society? :blink:

Thank God for Chick Tracts, I may have never known.

Blackscare
18th November 2010, 00:48
http://media.chick.com/tractimages9818/0065/0065_19.gif

Some subtle anti-Catholic message to? Look at his collar.

Blackscare
18th November 2010, 00:50
Oops, Red America beat me to it. I really should read threads more.

Blackscare
18th November 2010, 00:58
http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/fallacies.asp

They "disprove" "logical fallacies" in Islam in this one. It's Ironic because almost every single line can be applied to Christians.

Jack
18th November 2010, 02:56
This one too:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

Jack
18th November 2010, 03:10
Oh....holy fuck:

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0114/0114_allinone.asp

Os Cangaceiros
18th November 2010, 03:26
Oh....holy fuck:

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0114/0114_allinone.asp

LOL, only Jack Chick could find a way to connect communists, Nazis, the KKK, Freemasons and Jews (tools of the Vatican all!)

Nolan
18th November 2010, 05:07
It's so fucking stupid it's actually fun to read.

Gustav HK
19th November 2010, 22:02
Lol, a little sect of hippie-commie revolutionaries takes power in USA, although the people are against them?

Well there were those foreign troops, maybe they were the real power behind the "revolution".

And Paul and the other "revolutionists" are shot for having revolted against the former system? But they fanatically support the new one?!
Well, this is Jack Chick, it isn´t supposed to give meaning.

He also wrote the following message on the re-releasement of "TPR":



Dear Ones in Christ,
Hot, humid nights are ahead as summer arrives, but this year it comes with unrest, hot tempers and vengeance that could make lots and lots of problems for us. Have you noticed the pictures on TV of the crowds in Arizona? Many are holding up their right arms with a clinched fist. That is the symbol of the communist party worldwide.
Beloved, if we thought communism was no longer a threat, then we’re badly mistaken. Communism is alive and well and growing nicely, especially in our school systems.
Young minds are not taught about God, but about trusting in government to help and guide them through life. Morals are shot, the 10 commandments are declared unconstitutional and above all a major shift is occurring. That which was considered right is now considered wrong.
Young people know nothing of the socialist governments of Germany and Russia that slaughtered millions. I believe we are quickly moving in that direction. People are relying on political change instead of the Lord to help them, and that’s very dangerous. The political leaders we rely on will often turn and surprise us, even betray our trust. We need to show the world that the Lord Jesus Christ is the only One we can really depend on.
The Lord once gave us a tract to counter this! But we pulled it back because it was ahead of the times. Now, we are releasing it again: The Poor Revolutionist! (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0065/0065_01.asp) Forces are pushing for the fall of our nation, but this tract, if put in the hands of our youth, will push back this evil.
Read it carefully; The Poor Revolutionist is very effective.
Your brother in Christ,

Jack Chick


It seems that if there was a real revolution, he could "go all Martin Luther", and urge the revolutionaries to be slain as mad dogs.

Il Medico
19th November 2010, 22:58
Oh....holy fuck:

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0114/0114_allinone.asp
wtf???