Will the production of Reese's peanut butter cups continue under communism?

[Os Cangaceiros]

Because I might not be cool with this whole communism idea if they don't.

[ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo]

Not under the same brand bu probably, in 1984 they had Victory Chocolate and in 2083 they might have Victory Peanut Butter Cups.:lol:

[Q]

Downright scary

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[Blackscare]

It better.

[Magón]

DUH! The first place a General Strike will go down is at one of their plants. :D

[ckaihatsu]

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Because I might not be cool with this whole communism idea if they don't.


What??? They *won't* -- ??!!!

That's *it* -- no deal! (ring ring) "Hello, Mr. Buffet? Is there anything I can get you this morning, sir?"


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[Chris]

Of course! But it will be the People's peanut butter cups, and any Reese who may have previously been affiliated to the foodstuff will be sent to Siberia. For vacation.

[Fawkes]

They fucking better have Reese's still.

[Jazzratt]

There will definitely be chocolate and peanut butter related cup products.

[RedStarOverChina]

There will definitely be chocolate and peanut butter related cup products.But the two shall never mix.

I don't understand how anybody can stand that, I always thought that's how dog turd would taste like.

[Fawkes]

but the two shall never mix.

I don't understand how anybody can stand that, i always thought that's how dog turd would taste like.

shutupshutupshutupshutup!!!

[Os Cangaceiros]

Seriously...the combination of peanut butter and chocolate ranks amoung mankind's greatest discoveries.

[Raúl Duke]

seriously...the combination of peanut butter and chocolate ranks amoung mankind's greatest discoveries.

this

[Tablo]

I like them, but they make me sick to my stomach. :P

[gorillafuck]

fuck everyone who doesn't like reeses

[9]

they're gross.

[Tablo]

they're gross.
Your avatar looks like a reeses.

[9]

lol. touche

[Amphictyonis]

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Wonka was a parasite draining the blood of Umpa's in true bourgeois fashion. Like a vampire. The peoples chocolate!

[Ele'ill]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.

[Amphictyonis]

The new rise in chocolate rations from 25 to 35 grams per week is doubleplusgood! No crimethink here. Bellyfeelgood rise in rations of chocolate. Cheers a cup of Victory Gin to the Ministry Of Plenty!

[Amphictyonis]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.
Is that chocolate made out of animal bones?

[Os Cangaceiros]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.

no! nunca jamas!

[WeAreReborn]

Is that chocolate made out of animal bones?
I doubt the chocolate is... But the cheap sugar they use is refined by animal bones so I guess that counts. Plus according to the FDA 2% of it can be cockroach and that is acceptable since apparently it is unaccountable. As if they can't afford a janitor?

[black magick hustla]

los vegetarianos no pasaran.

-comite rojo de antifascismo

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

Chocolate hurts my teeth, because of this all chocolate products (including chocolate milk) will be outlawed after a communist revolution.

After all, this is not democracy this is Communism.:rolleyes:

[Tablo]

Reeses chocolate contains milk. That's why vegans wouldn't allow it.

[Raúl Duke]

los vegetarianos no pasaran.

-comite rojo de antifascismo

Hasta la victoria siempre!


Reeses chocolate contains milk. That's why vegans wouldn't allow it.

At most I could be a vegetarian...but I dislike veganism.

[Chris]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.
Whaaat? I knew something was seriously wrong with anarchism. You'll take my meat from my cold dead hands.

[Il Medico]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.
*puts down "workers of the World unite" sign*

*Backs away slowly*

[ckaihatsu]

Eeeen wee-gahn raw-vohl-lew-shan, Reese's pea-not bah-tair cops eat YOU!


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[Pirate Utopian]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.
You'll take my animal-based products from my cold dead fingers.

[RedStarOverChina]

Seriously, the first and the last time I bought Reese's peanut butter cups, I had a taste and immediately wanted to throw the rest away. My friend grabbed it before I could do so and had one himself. He then tossed it into the garbage bin.

You people have capitalism stuffed so far up your asses you've lost any resemblance to a sense of taste.

[Ele'ill]

What? tempeh cups with nori doesn't sound good? I think it will be an instant hit.

[Unclebananahead]

There is such a thing as soy milk chocolate you know. You don't *have* to have nursing fluid in your chocolate.

[RedStarOverChina]

There is such a thing as soy milk chocolate you know.
Now that's just screwed up. What's the world coming to?

[Pirate Utopian]

There is such a thing as soy milk chocolate you know. You don't *have* to have nursing fluid in your chocolate.
Ew. GTFO.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Seriously, the first and the last time I bought Reese's peanut butter cups, I had a taste and immediately wanted to throw the rest away. My friend grabbed it before I could do so and had one himself. He then tossed it into the garbage bin.

You people have capitalism stuffed so far up your asses you've lost any resemblance to a sense of taste.

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[Sasha]

You'll take my meat from my cold dead hands.

but taking the meat from your warm still alive hands is so much more fun ;)

[Ele'ill]

but taking the meat from your warm still alive hands is so much more fun ;)


:lol:

[Quail]

Now that's just screwed up. What's the world coming to?


Ew. GTFO.

Chocolate soy milk is quite possibly the tastiest drink ever :)

I have it because milk gives me stomachache.

[Sasha]

Chocolate soy milk is quite possibly the tastiest drink ever :)


i have to admit, choclate soy milk is very good, wich is weird becuase i absolutly detest all other forms of soy milk..

[Jazzratt]

i have to admit, choclate soy milk is very good, wich is weird becuase i absolutly detest all other forms of soy milk.. I'm in pretty much the same position. I guess there's just something magic about chocolate.

[Ele'ill]

I like Horchata better than chocolate soy milk

[Aloysius]

It fucking better, or I'm outsies.
And they will be called Commie Cups.
If only because I'm such a big fan of alliteration.

[Raúl Duke]

Chocolate soy milk is quite possibly the tastiest drink ever :)

I have it because milk gives me stomachache.

I actually prefer soy milk over actual milk, and that [chocolate s milk] is truly delicious

[Quail]

I actually prefer soy milk over actual milk, and that [chocolate s milk] is truly delicious
I do now, but I think it's just because I'm used to it. Cows' milk is pretty disgusting.

[Niccolò Rossi]

I actually prefer soy milk over actual milk

Soy milk doesn't like you.

Nic.

[Raúl Duke]

Soy milk doesn't like you.

Nic.

:''''''''(

[RedStarOverChina]

Soy milk is what water would taste like if water was made of plastic. The only way to drink it is by adding ridiculous amount of sugar in it, which makes it even less healthy than milk.

When I fled China I thought I would be kissing soy milk goodbye for sure. Damn globalisation, damn it to Hell.

[Il Medico]

Soy milk isn't milk. It's juice. Soy juice. Doesn't sound appetizing does it? Cause it ain't.

[Raúl Duke]

It is
so does almond juice

[Il Medico]

It is
so does almond juice
No. Just no. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/images/smilies/emoticons/no.gif

[Bright Banana Beard]

HorchataFuckup!

[Il Medico]

HorchataFuckup!
What does Horchata have to do with soy milk?

[Bright Banana Beard]

D0FjXvZk-2c The duo rappers are anarchist.

[Niccolò Rossi]

Soy milk is what water would taste like if water was made of plastic. The only way to drink it is by adding ridiculous amount of sugar in it, which makes it even less healthy than milk.

Well that and the rediculous phytoestrogen count.

Nic.

[Jazzratt]

Soy milk isn't milk. It's juice. Soy juice. Doesn't sound appetizing does it? Cause it ain't. Soya juice sounds more appealing thanSoya milk. Milk is fucking foul stuff.

[ckaihatsu]

Damn globalisation, damn it to Hell.


(Just picking up easy political points with *this* one...!)





When I fled China I thought I would be kissing soy milk goodbye for sure.


That's a good enough reason right there to seek asylum in another country...!


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Soy milk is what water would taste like if water was made of plastic.


Hmmmmm, there's a manufacturing angle in this *somewhere*...(!)





The only way to drink it is by adding ridiculous amount of sugar in it, which makes it even less healthy than milk.





Soy milk isn't milk. It's juice. Soy juice. Doesn't sound appetizing does it? Cause it ain't.


Instead of your anti-marketing here maybe what it needs is an expensive branding campaign, a masterstroke of a logo, and some high-powered graphics.... *Then* those damn stubborn carnivores would, uh, learn some morality...! (I said that right, didn't I -- ?)


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Milk is fucking foul stuff.


Enough! It's 'teat juice' or this conversation is *over*...!


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[Pretty Flaco]

Soy Milk oppresses the masses and whatnot

[Leonid Brozhnev]

To arms comrades

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[ckaihatsu]

'Soy milk. It's what the masses *love*.'

(And they want their politics to revolve around the topic of *food*.)

[Bright Banana Beard]

I love soy milk. I able to chung it in 5 seconds from a half gallon. That shit is delicious.

[Raúl Duke]

No. Just no. http://www.twcenter.net/forums/images/smilies/emoticons/no.gif

You'll be sent to the re-education labor camp post-revolution
mark my words

[Angry Young Man]

Yes, but it will be real chocolate

[ckaihatsu]

(Scribbling notes down furiously)

Okay, so, to recap -- we're overthrowing capitalism so that, post-revolution, we'll be able to chug a half-gallon of soy milk in 5 seconds, or else we'll be sent to the labor re-education camps to be force-fed almond milk, but there'll be real chocolate -- ?

Jeez, why'd I bother going to all those socialist meetings during college -- ???!!!

[Il Medico]

You'll be sent to the re-education labor camp post-revolution
mark my words
"Viva la revoulci- wait what???!"

[RedStarOverChina]

That's a good enough reason right there to seek asylum in another country...!


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Why else do you suppose I came to this country? For the internationally renowned fine Canadian cuisane? Please.

See, back home we didn't have broccoli, so soy milk was what parents would use to legally torture their children.

[S.Artesian]

I have to give props to all the participants in this thread. I've been roaring out loud with every new post.

Fantastic.

You do know that chocolate contains chemicals that are similar in structure to oxytocin, the hormone that is secreted by the mother's pituitary when her baby nurses at her breast, helping her bond with the baby?

The hormone is also released during female orgasm.

And chocolate contains chemicals similar in structure to endorphins, which the brain secretes to block pain. And I'm sure further research will show that dopamine is also in chocolate-- which the brain secretes after sex and we call, at least us elderly, the "afterglow."

Fuck it, if I weren't allergic to it, I never would have had to use heroin and I could have saved some money for Milky Ways, Three Musketeers, Cocoa Almond Balls, Aztec chocolate. I wonder what those things taste like.

[ckaihatsu]

Why else do you suppose I came to this country? For the internationally renowned fine Canadian cuisane? Please.

See, back home we didn't have broccoli, so soy milk was what parents would use to legally torture their children.


Hilarious -- with the more sadistic types also including educational materials and doing lectures on it, tableside....





And chocolate contains chemicals similar in structure to endorphins, which the brain secretes to block pain. And I'm sure further research will show that dopamine is also in chocolate-- which the brain secretes after sex and we call, at least us elderly, the "afterglow."


But, as revolutionaries, I think we should be more concerned with "post-chocolate" -- engineered so no one is allergic to it and makes nursing, sex, chocolate, and heroin look like soy milk and broccoli...!

[S.Artesian]

But, as revolutionaries, I think we should be more concerned with "post-chocolate" -- engineered so no one is allergic to it and makes nursing, sex, chocolate, and heroin look like soy milk and broccoli...!

God bless you.

[ZeroNowhere]

But, as revolutionaries, I think we should be more concerned with "post-chocolate" -- engineered so no one is allergic to it and makes nursing, sex, chocolate, and heroin look like soy milk and broccoli...! Also, one eats it ironically.

[ckaihatsu]

Also, one eats it ironically.


It's not so much eaten as symbolically signified *about*...(!)

(But, by then, that postmodernist level of cultural effort will be *enough* to initiate the nanotech micro-robots in our bloodstream, affectionately called 'post-chocolate', that immediately unleash a torrent of neurotransmitter chemical changes, bringing on paroxyms of pleasure -- for you, that is, since I'm not such a total craven pleasure-junkie....)(Nothing personal to anyone.)

[ZeroNowhere]

(But, by then, that postmodernist level of cultural effort will be *enough* to initiate the nanotech micro-robots in our bloodstream, affectionately called 'post-chocolate', that immediately unleash a torrent of neurotransmitter chemical changes, bringing on paroxyms of pleasure -- for you, that is, since I'm not such a total craven pleasure-junkie....)
Only in a particular narrative, though. Another possible narrative, or indeed meta-narrative, based upon the interpolation of subsequent forms, is that I am more sophisticated than you, and therefore meta-eat. Hence, I only experience meta-pleasure, and therefore am entirely meta-l. \m/

[S.Artesian]

Only in a particular narrative, though. Another possible narrative, or indeed meta-narrative, based upon the interpolation of subsequent forms, is that I am more sophisticated than you, and therefore meta-eat. Hence, I only experience meta-pleasure, and therefore am entirely meta-l. \m/

Sounds like a remake of The Holy Family.

[ckaihatsu]

Only in a particular narrative, though. Another possible narrative, or indeed meta-narrative, based upon the interpolation of subsequent forms, is that I am more sophisticated than you, and therefore meta-eat. Hence, I only experience meta-pleasure, and therefore am entirely meta-l. \m/


My own metaverse of meaning needs and desires no reference to your *perceived* notions of "sophistication", or of being, for that matter. Since you are merely an illusion in your own mental constructs you will soon surmise the futility of existence in your own narrative. All of your postmodernist framework will slump from its own elasticity, and with it, your whole metaverse.

(Meanwhile *my* life is untrammeled by your decadent Western simpering -- mine is a finely-honed discipline that is in accordance with the physical laws of steel.)

[Raúl Duke]

"Viva la revoulci- wait what???!"

You're revisionist stance on soy and almond milk, etc will lead us back the the capitalist road.
I'm sorry


Okay, so, to recap -- we're overthrowing capitalism so that, post-revolution, we'll be able to chug a half-gallon of soy milk in 5 seconds, or else we'll be sent to the labor re-education camps to be force-fed almond milk, but there'll be real chocolate -- ?Exactly


But, as revolutionaries, I think we should be more concerned with "post-chocolate" -- engineered so no one is allergic to it and makes nursing, sex, chocolate, and heroin look like soy milk and broccoli...! Post-chocolate is as desirable as post-scarcity for a socialist society.

[Pirate Utopian]

I will not partake in the eating of any meat replacers or other animalbased product replacers. Such as veggieburgers or soy milk.

Vegan Marxists are fake Marxists.

[Jazzhands]

And chocolate contains chemicals similar in structure to endorphins, which the brain secretes to block pain. And I'm sure further research will show that dopamine is also in chocolate-- which the brain secretes after sex and we call, at least us elderly, the "afterglow."

So what you're saying is...chocolate is sex in a wrapper! :lol: OH GOD YES.

[Quail]

I will not partake in the eating of any meat replacers or other animalbased product replacers. Such as veggieburgers or soy milk.

As I've already said, soy milk is tasty as fuck and dairy products give me stomach ache, so I really don't get the hatred for soy milk.

[ckaihatsu]

Post-chocolate is as desirable as post-scarcity for a socialist society.


Then we shall achieve post-scarcity for post-chocolate!





As I've already said, soy milk is tasty as fuck and dairy products give me stomach ache, so I really don't get the hatred for soy milk.


After the proletarian revolution *animals* will be liberated into full societal consciousness and participation, and they will have their own revolution. Everyone better start making nice now -- there *will* be trials...!


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[Bright Banana Beard]

Gosh, this thread reminds me to buy soy milk and chung it under 10 seconds again. I love the aftertaste, it just romantic-feeling.

[Scary Monster]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.

HELL naw! Animals are very filling and taste good

[brigadista]

never had them but sorry they sound vile

[ckaihatsu]

HELL naw! Animals are very filling and taste good


After the animal revolution they'll have speaking ability and artificial protheses -- you'll still be able to eat them but you'll have to defeat them first in a cage match. Also, they might kill and eat *you*...!

(Obviously I'll only be getting into the ring with chickens and turkeys....)


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[DDR]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.

Oh dear, the dictatorship of the lettuce strikes once again...

And BTW, I understand RedStarOverChina, peanut butter is an fully american thing, foreingners dislike it very much, like the weird aussie thing that I forgot the name. I lived for a while in the US and try to eat that and seriusly guys not my thing (with honey is bearable, but still hard to take).

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Considering the shit Americans call "chocolate", no wonder Reese's are crap.

Cocoa butter, motherfucker! Do you use it?!

If pork, beef, chicken, lamb and other tasty farm animals and their products are not widely available after the revolution, then the local wildlife will have to suffice - goodbye hotdogs, hello squirrel pie!

Humans are apex predators and I intend to follow that grand old evolutionary tradition.

[Quail]

Oh dear, the dictatorship of the lettuce strikes once again...

And BTW, I understand RedStarOverChina, peanut butter is an fully american thing, foreingners dislike it very much, like the weird aussie thing that I forgot the name. I lived for a while in the US and try to eat that and seriusly guys not my thing (with honey is bearable, but still hard to take).

Really? I eat peanut butter over here in England. It's good.

[Sasha]

Same here, calve pindakaas is national heritage.
You know what's awesome? Surinam peanutbutter, its called faja lobi and its so pepperd that it will make your asshole burn for days.

[Il Medico]

You're revisionist stance on soy and almond milk, etc will lead us back the the capitalist road.
I'm sorry


Never had almond milk, my reply was directed only at the 'soy milk is good' part of your post.

[ckaihatsu]

After the revolution scientists will breezily develop a comprehensive solution to our nutritional needs -- (about the same consistency as soy milk, interestingly enough). It will be applied to the skin like suntan lotion, and rubbed in. This will preclude the need to use our digestive systems any longer, and, after a few generations most will have almost forgotten what meals *are*.... Some more-historical types will keep private museums that showcase "gardening" and "mastication", but they, uh, will be forced to find their own funding, shall we say....

I hope this lays to rest once and for all any remaining questions about the topic of this thread.

[DDR]

So after the revolution will be no actual food? no meals? no nathing? I getting very dissapointed with the revolution... :laugh:

[ckaihatsu]

So after the revolution will be no actual food? no meals? no nathing? I getting very dissapointed with the revolution... :laugh:


Um, yeah, sorry 'bout that -- this *is* an *internal* discussion, right? I know there's nothing sexy about this cold, hard truth of the post-revolution future, but I thought we were already all comrades here, so....

Maybe we need to invent some propaganda bullshit about flowing fields of wheat or something, for *public* dissemination....


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[x371322]

Where in the hell are all these people who don't like Reece's? You must all be purged! Damn you Commie bastards. Reece's peanut butter cups are like a little dose of perfect sex. You know, except they last longer.

[Ele'ill]

I don't think this is a bad thread but I am surprised that it's still going.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Where in the hell are all these people who don't like Reece's? You must all be purged! Damn you Commie bastards. Reece's peanut butter cups are like a little dose of perfect sex. You know, except they last longer.

Preach it!

Seriously, opposition or dislike of Reese's = counterrevolutionary.

[Axel1917]

Fuck no. After the revolution everybody will be vegan.

Elimination of meat does not raise one's theoretical level. There will be meat after the revolution, and with science freed from the dead hand of capital, all kinds of advances in the nascent field of synthetic biology will be possible. Should both of us still be around after capitalism is gone and such advances happen, I am going to grow a piece of meat in a laboratory, put it on your plate, and really mess with your mind in the process.

I foresee an improved variant of peanut butter cups in socialist future.

I don't really understand this whole "animal rights" nonsense and such that some vegetarians put forth. Are they aware that medical science is largely predicated on animal testing? If ones takes the "animal rights" thing to its logical conclusion, the result is primitivism, for if one wants to abolish "animal cruelty," one will essentially bring medical research to a grinding halt and cause millions of deaths that could otherwise be prevented with medical advances.


After the revolution scientists will breezily develop a comprehensive solution to our nutritional needs -- (about the same consistency as soy milk, interestingly enough). It will be applied to the skin like suntan lotion, and rubbed in. This will preclude the need to use our digestive systems any longer, and, after a few generations most will have almost forgotten what meals *are*.... Some more-historical types will keep private museums that showcase "gardening" and "mastication", but they, uh, will be forced to find their own funding, shall we say....

That sounds a bit odd to me, but I will take that over veganism or vegetarianism any day of the week.

[Quail]

Why would anyone want to abolish eating?

Also, you can be against unnecessary cruelty to animals without being for animal "rights" - I think you'd have to be kind of sadistic not to be against unnecessary cruelty as it's pretty distasteful.

[ckaihatsu]

Why would anyone want to abolish eating?




That sounds a bit odd to me, but I will take that over veganism or vegetarianism any day of the week.


Pleasure through eating is (arguably) incidental and is limited in volume and temporality by one's stomach capacity. Furthermore it's bourgeois and (arguably) distasteful to promote eating on the basis of its incidental pleasure.

As revolutionaries we should be *nutritionally* positive, but eating-neutral. We should be *pleasure*-positive, especially in revolutionizing ways, as with encouraging the advancement of artificial methods that bring about new, different, frontier-expanding kinds of experiences, pleasure, and development.

(Fully serious here.)

[Quail]

You can eat tasty, nutritionally balanced food, you know. It isn't mutually exclusive. If I'm going to nourish myself, I would at least like to enjoy doing it.

[ckaihatsu]

You can eat tasty, nutritionally balanced food, you know. It isn't mutually exclusive. If I'm going to nourish myself, I would at least like to enjoy doing it.


I never said eating and pleasure are mutually exclusive.

I remain formally politically neutral on the topic of eating.


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[StalinFanboy]

Peanut butter and honey is also delicious.

[Zanthorus]

For some reason every time I see the title of this thread I'm reminded of that SWP hack who went on to become a hack for that SWP-lite sect 'Counterfire' John Rees.

[Rusty Shackleford]

just get a jar of creamy peanut butter and squirt chocolate syrup in it.

[Os Cangaceiros]

just get a jar of creamy peanut butter and squirt chocolate syrup in it.

I know someone who used to get stoned and do this. He'd squirt chocolate syrup into a jar of JIF and then literally eat it by the spoonfull.

Homeboy could be featured in an anti-drug commercial.

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://candybarlab.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/reesescrispycrunchy_wr.jpg

^This is not bad either. I don't really like Reese's Pieces all that much, though.