Stalin VS Trotsky

[Commiechu]

What would be the result of a physical altercation between Stalin and Trotsky?

Pros and Cons of each:

Trotsky
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Pros:
Seasoned Soldier
Cane
Ability to take forever to die and run around with an icepick in his skull
Ability to seduce younger women
Cons:
High Blood Pressure


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Stalin
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Pros:
Epic Mustache
Fights dirty
Had a sword
Cons:
Short
Drinker
Smoker
Fat
Accustomed to telling other people what to do

[Black Sheep]

trotsky special abilites:
big iron war train slam
harry potter disguise
summon alien comrades (available with posadism perk)


stalin special abilites:
bureaucracy paper slam
kiddy tankie allies