im the smartest guy on this site

[J Roc Baby]

my IQ is 167, ask me anything and i'll feed your young minds some food for thought with my obvious superiority.

[¿Que?]

Getting off to a good start, I see.

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

my IQ is 167, ask me anything and i'll feed your young minds some food for thought with my obvious superiority.
If there are 23 parrots, 26 pandas, and 19 alligators, how many vacuum cleaners does it take to remove a banana peel from the tire of an SUV?

[Niccolò Rossi]

I did an IQ test on the TV last night. I got 115. My little brother who was doing it with me got 100.

The best bit was that the video clips for the memory section came from TV shows broadcast on that network (including Two and Half Men and The Big Bang Theory). Good cross promotion as normal channel 9!

Nic.

[Il Medico]

Oh, joy.


But I think I'll humor you.

Whats the square root of -1?

If you have 5 red balls, 6 white balls, and 7 blue balls, what is the probability that if you took out 3 in a row that they'd all be white.

Whats the Roman name for the god Apollo?

Which Emperor made Christianity the official religion of the Roman empire?

What is an oxford comma?

Explain the phenomena known as par hellion.

The current ideas on state sovereignty come from what?

[Niccolò Rossi]

Man, you do realise he can just google all these. Even I with my inferior IQ could work that out

Nic.

[Sentinel]

im the smartest guy on this site
my IQ is 167, ask me anything and i'll feed your young minds some food for thought with my obvious superiority.


I recommend the studying of this subject to the OP:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jante_Law

[Q]

Good for you dear OP.

I gift you with a mirror for you superb intellect:

http://sacandolavuelta.bitacoras.com/nerd.jpg

[Os Cangaceiros]

What happened to our resident poindexter?

Using his superior intellect, I was hoping that he'd be able to solve this whole "Trotsky or Stalin" matter once and for all.

[Jazzratt]

Have you ever felt the loving touch of another human being?

One that wasn't a parent?

[Sasha]

167? I have gut bacteria smarter than that.

[Dimentio]

I won't dignify this thread with an answer.

Troll bait.

[EvilRedGuy]

How do you say "Free Palestine" in Hebrew?

[Il Medico]

Man, you do realise he can just google all these. Even I with my inferior IQ could work that out

Nic.
Indeed.But working on the assumption (a bad one) that he actually does believe that he's god's intellectual gift to the world, not knowing one of these answers (posed by a lowly 149 I might add) would annoy him.

I would also like to mention that i was extremely bored.

[Il Medico]

How do you say "Free Palestine" in Hebrew?
Well, in Zionist it looks like this:
*removed swastika image*

Because anyone who opposes the state of Israel is a Nazi. Any American or Anti-german could tell you that. :rolleyes:

[Sentinel]

This smartest person talk reminded me of an old finnish 90's joke with the moral message that bragging is stupid.

Clinton, Yeltsin, the premier of Finland Paavo Lipponen (socdem), the Pope, and a hippie sat on the same plane. The pilot made announcement that the plane was going to crash, and that there were parachutes for all of the passengers, but one person.

Clinton began: I'm the leader of the free western world, and must survive. He strapped a parachute on himself and jumped. Yeltsin then said: I'm the leader of the formerly socialist countries, and too important to die here. Then he took a parachute and jumped, as well.

Then Lipponen unexpectably rose and said: I know that Finland is a small country, but it has an important role as a mediator between the east and the west. I'm also the smartest man in Finland, so I must survive.

After Lipponen had disappeared out of the hatch, the Pope turned to the hippie and said: I know that you are a young man and wish to live, but my role as a religious leader..

The hippie interrupted him: Relax! There are still parachutes for the both of us, Finland's smartest man just jumped with my backpack! :lol:

[Il Medico]

This smartest person talk reminded me of an old finnish 90's joke with the moral message that bragging is stupid.

Clinton, Yeltsin, the premier of Finland Paavo Lipponen (socdem), the Pope, and a hippie sat on the same plane. The pilot made announcement that the plane was going to crash, and that there were parachutes for all of the passengers, but one person.

Clinton began: I'm the leader of the free western world, and must survive. He strapped a parachute on himself and jumped. Yeltsin then said: I'm the leader of the formerly socialist countries, and too important to die here. Then he took a parachute and jumped, as well.

Then Lipponen unexpectably rose and said: I know that Finland is a small country, but it has an important role as a mediator between the east and the west. I'm also the smartest man in Finland, so I must survive.

After Lipponen had disappeared out of the hatch, the Pope turned to the hippie and said: I know that you are a young man and wish to live, but my role as a religious leader..

The hippie interrupted him: Relax! There are still parachutes for the both of us, Finland's smartest man just jumped with my backpack! :lol:
I know a version of that joke, just it was Bill gates who jumped with the back pack.

[Sentinel]

I know a version of that joke, just it was Bill gates who jumped with the back pack.

Ok. That version makes less sense though, as Gates obviously is quite intelligent while Lipponen is, well, not precisely known as an 'Einstein'. :unsure:

[gorillafuck]

If I'm a 40,000 lb cow then how many buckets does it take to convert me to liters squared times clocks?

[Q]

If I'm a 40,000 lb cow then how many buckets does it take to convert me to liters squared times clocks?

42

[Widerstand]

If you are so smart, how do we bind trotskite elements?

[4 Leaf Clover]

I won't dignify this thread with an answer.

Troll bait.

you just did

[Pirate Utopian]

If you have 5 red balls, 6 white balls, and 7 blue balls, what is the probability that if you took out 3 in a row that they'd all be white.
I know how to calculate that. Can't be bothered to.

Whats the Roman name for the god Apollo?

Which Emperor made Christianity the official religion of the Roman empire?
These ones I actually know.

Mars and Constatijn (don't know the English version of his name, probably Constatinos or something like that).

[Il Medico]

I know how to calculate that. Can't be bothered to. It's simple probability, i wouldn't be surprised.


These ones I actually know.

Mars and Constatijn (don't know the English version of his name, probably Constatinos or something like that).http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/30/closebutno128618752471514161.jpg
Mars is the Roman equivalent of Ares, the god of War. The Roman name for Apollo is.....Apollo! And while Constantine made Christianity legal with the Edict of Milan, it was the Emperor Theodosius I who made Christianity the official state religion.

[Sam_b]

What is an oxford comma?

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?

[Pirate Utopian]

Constantine then. In history class they made it all Dutchy.

[Il Medico]

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?
I love you so much right now Sam! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1xk07o4g):thumbup::cool:

[Sam_b]

I aim to please, folks.

[Nolan]

Whatever. I have the biggest penis.

[Sasha]

i have gut bacteria with bigger penises than you

[Rusty Shackleford]

My IQ is over 9000. beat that.

[Sam_b]

I don't need to use tired memes like "Over 9000".

Does that mean I win?

[Rusty Shackleford]

I don't need to use tired memes like "Over 9000".

Does that mean I win?
Yes, it does mean you win.

[Sasha]

I don't need to use tired memes like "Over 9000".

Does that mean I win?

http://match.collegiate-va.org/content_images/51/zomg-you-ve-won-internet.gif

[#FF0000]

167 ain't shit scrub

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Given that god is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?

[Q]

I know how to calculate that. Can't be bothered to.

It doesn't take much calculation though.


If you have 5 red balls, 6 white balls, and 7 blue balls, what is the probability that if you took out 3 in a row that they'd all be white.
So you have 18 balls, six of which are white. That one in three. The chance you take a white ball the first time is therefore 1/3. The chance you take three white balls in a row is therefore 1/3 of 1/3 of 1/3 or 1/27.

Simple.

[Nolan]

He has 18 balls?? :scared:

[Pretty Flaco]

Explain and analyze how 14th century beliefs on toiletry and hygiene affected opinions on proper etiquette at meals.

[Broletariat]

Isn't this server hosted in Germany? Il Medico might want to delete his picture of Nazi imagery.

[Lyev]

OP is a twat. finished

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

OP is a twat. finished
Thanks. I was thinking this as soon as I saw the thread title.

[Raúl Duke]

This smartest person talk reminded me of an old finnish 90's joke with the moral message that bragging is stupid.

Clinton, Yeltsin, the premier of Finland Paavo Lipponen (socdem), the Pope, and a hippie sat on the same plane. The pilot made announcement that the plane was going to crash, and that there were parachutes for all of the passengers, but one person.

Clinton began: I'm the leader of the free western world, and must survive. He strapped a parachute on himself and jumped. Yeltsin then said: I'm the leader of the formerly socialist countries, and too important to die here. Then he took a parachute and jumped, as well.

Then Lipponen unexpectably rose and said: I know that Finland is a small country, but it has an important role as a mediator between the east and the west. I'm also the smartest man in Finland, so I must survive.

After Lipponen had disappeared out of the hatch, the Pope turned to the hippie and said: I know that you are a young man and wish to live, but my role as a religious leader..

The hippie interrupted him: Relax! There are still parachutes for the both of us, Finland's smartest man just jumped with my backpack! :lol:

:thumbup1:

We have a variation of that joke but mostly to further cement the stereotypes that the Dominicans are dumb.

[Raúl Duke]

I love you so much right now Sam! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1xk07o4g):thumbup::cool:

+100 chit chat rep

[Amphictyonis]

Our new leader. Guide us to revolution oh wise one. I'm willing to leave the tutelage of techno viking for this person.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I know a guy with an IQ of 185. He spends that genius mind entirely on christianity...




...I know, right?

[Tablo]

I know a guy with an IQ of 185. He spends that genius mind entirely on christianity...




...I know, right?
I really get the feeling that IQ tests are complete bull shit.

[Tablo]

Isn't this server hosted in Germany? Il Medico might want to delete his picture of Nazi imagery.
Was thinking the same thing..