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Salyut
29th October 2010, 03:59
This would be the funniest shit ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDy0lY62me4)

Why can't we get these in KKKanada? ;_;
Il Medico
29th October 2010, 06:38
This would be the funniest shit ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDy0lY62me4)

Why can't we get these in KKKanada? ;_;
Wait, you actually want these things were you live? :blink:
ÑóẊîöʼn
29th October 2010, 06:42
Unfortunately, threats of Hell and eternal torture are considered wholesome entertainment for prepubescent children in the good ol' US of A. But God help you if you let them see a tit or hear swearing!
Salyut
29th October 2010, 08:48
Wait, you actually want these things were you live? :blink:

Well just one.


Unfortunately, threats of Hell and eternal torture are considered wholesome entertainment for prepubescent children in the good ol' US of A. But God help you if you let them see a tit or hear swearing!

Public nudity is worse then bombing Iraqi children. Jebus told me. Don't tell me you're one of them gol durned atheists?
Os Cangaceiros
29th October 2010, 09:59
Why is Satan so portly and non-threatening?
Sasha
29th October 2010, 10:55
god created adam and eve, not adam and steve, gaybutsex makes babyjezus cry
Pirate Utopian
29th October 2010, 11:32
lol. "Teen love courtesy of a '94 CAMEROOOOOOO!!!!"
Quail
29th October 2010, 14:00
Why is Satan so portly and non-threatening?
You'd think he'd be a bit scarier if he was meant to make people fear God...

Also, why on earth would you want one of these where you live? :confused:
I don't think a bible-basher's Hallowe'en party would be that much fun, unless you just wanted to go and ask uncomfortable questions all night.
El Rojo
29th October 2010, 14:39
i see pot smokers are now on the damnation list. when did this come about?
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
29th October 2010, 15:18
i see pot smokers are now on the damnation list. when did this come about?

A long time:

http://www.drugpolicycentral.com/bot/propaganda/images/devils_harvest.jpg
Nolan
29th October 2010, 15:31
I have one of these in my home town.
Salyut
29th October 2010, 16:14
lol. "Teen love courtesy of a '94 CAMEROOOOOOO!!!!"

Satan was the best.
REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL
29th October 2010, 17:43
lol this is actually better than most of the clubs where i live, would hang out there.
Jazzratt
30th October 2010, 12:59
god created adam and eve, not adam and steve, gaybutsex makes babyjezus cry Why do they never say "god created adam and eve not amanda and eve" or something? They shouldn't make lesbians feel left out in that way.
ÑóẊîöʼn
30th October 2010, 13:11
Why do they never say "god created adam and eve not amanda and eve" or something? They shouldn't make lesbians feel left out in that way.

If God didn't want us to have buttsechs, He wouldn't have placed the male prostate where it would be stimulated by objects inserted into the anus.
Os Cangaceiros
30th October 2010, 19:31
If God didn't want us to have buttsechs, He wouldn't have placed the male prostate where it would be stimulated by objects inserted into the anus.

LOL

Also, if God didn't want us to smoke pot, why did he make THC so awesome? :confused:
Os Cangaceiros
30th October 2010, 19:50
Although IIRC from Sunday school, the concept of "temptation" is big within Christianity, so that might have something to do with it.
Salyut
30th October 2010, 20:22
What? You guys aren't down with the gospel hoedown?
Quail
30th October 2010, 22:07
Why do they never say "god created adam and eve not amanda and eve" or something? They shouldn't make lesbians feel left out in that way.

Indeed. God should have created Amanda and Eve and then people wouldn't stare at me for getting with girls.
Jazzratt
30th October 2010, 22:23
Indeed. God should have created Amanda and Eve and then people wouldn't stare at me for getting with girls. It would create an entirely new problem for christians: if Amanda and Eve begat Cain and Abel with a turkeybaster and a sperm sample then who was the anonymous donor?
Quail
30th October 2010, 22:27
It would create a new issue for them to deal with - things that don't make sense.

Oh wait.
Jazzratt
30th October 2010, 22:35
It would create a new issue for them to deal with - things that don't make sense.

Oh wait. I suppose I should have said an additional entirely new problem.
Il Medico
31st October 2010, 01:09
It would create an entirely new problem for christians: if Amanda and Eve begat Cain and Abel with a turkeybaster and a sperm sample then who was the anonymous donor?
Adam and Steve.