Ways that weed kills you

[gorillafuck]

I heard that smoking weed causes your eyes explode and your bowels to combust after smoking your very first time.

What else does this monstrous plant do?

[Q]

I heard that smoking weed causes your eyes explode and your bowels to combust after smoking your very first time.

What else does this monstrous plant do?

You'll laugh to death.

[John "Eh" MacDonald]

I heard it makes you automatically addicted to crack, heroin, meth, and acid.

[Dimentio]

When I was seven, mom told me to not accept gifts from strangers. A girl in the other class offered me money, and I shouted out to her that she was a drug-dealer. :lol:

[Quail]

I heard it makes you automatically addicted to crack, heroin, meth, and acid.

Once I smoked some weed and within days I was in the gutter shooting up. It's a terrible drug and should be banned, and all users shot.

[Q]

When I was seven, mom told me to not accept gifts from strangers. A girl in the other class offered me money, and I shouted out to her that she was a drug-dealer. :lol:

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[Dimentio]

I was a very calm and nice kid, always wanting to please the grown-ups. :):thumbup:

[Magón]

Smoke too much, and you can put yourself into a food induced coma. Friend did it, ate everything out of my fridge. Next week he woke up in a hospital bed. :lol:

[gorillafuck]

Once I smoked some weed and within days I was in the gutter shooting up. It's a terrible drug and should be banned, and all users shot.
You are lucky you didn't die your first time, 77% of people who try marijuana get what is called "instant brain implosion" which kills you the moment the effects start

[Pirate Utopian]

It puts the left in disrepute.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Weed is part of a Zionist plot to feminise white males.

[Pretty Flaco]

Weeds? That's what's killing my lawn!

[9]

I hear if you do a weed, you become addiction.

[Q]

I hear if you do a weed, you become addiction.

Weed kills your ability to construct comprehensible sentences.

[9]

right over your head :p

[Salyut]

My dad told me it will give you AIDS.

I'm not joking - it was this year too.

[Quail]

My dad told me it will give you AIDS.

I'm not joking - it was this year too.

How would that ever be possible?

[Salyut]

How would that ever be possible?

I have no idea.

[Imposter Marxist]

I have no idea.


Weed is the main carrier of HIV in the western hemisphere. After having sex with various strangers, I had a hit off a blunt, and I had HIV the next week.

[Axle]

Smoking weed makes you a sexual deviant and causes your genitals to fall off.

A contradiction? Hell no, it just goes to show HOW BAD weed is!

[Robocommie]

I hear if you do a weed, you become addiction.

Behold, I am become addiction, bringer of dependency

[iwwforever]

Weed makes you drive so slow you will get killed by the vehicles crashing into the back of your car.

My father used to tell me about the babysitter who smoked weed and put the baby in the oven, other times he said the baby was put in the washing machine. :crying:

[bcbm]

i heard hitler smoked weed

[Magón]

Weed turns you into a mass murder, who ends up getting the Death Penalty.

[Il Medico]

I heard, every time you smoke weed, a kitten dies.

[gorillafuck]

i heard hitler smoked weed
This is correct. Which is why the drug war could be considered a form of anti-fascism.

[4 Leaf Clover]

yes , but hitler is dead , therefore , pot is anti-nazi :cool:

[Pirate Utopian]

If you use weed those brave heroic volunteers of the RAAD will have no choice but to shoot you in the kneecaps even though they in no way enjoy it.

Community defenders they are.

[Ele'ill]

Comrademan would be so proud of this thread that he wouldn't even be able to articulate it

[Quail]

Comrademan would be so proud of this thread that he wouldn't even be able to articulate it
This thread would probably be the best argument he had.
Take that, drug-using, reactionary scum!

[Il Medico]

I heard that hitler wrote Mien Komfpt while high on hemp paper.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I was a very calm and nice kid, always wanting to please the grown-ups. :):thumbup:
I'm sure you were...
:rolleyes:

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I hear that if you do a weed, you can grow poison ivy on your genitals.

[EvilRedGuy]

I've heard it makes you throw green slime up!

[Rafiq]

I heard that smoking it will cause people to make sarcastic forums, using satire to make fun of Anti-Pot people

[Blackscare]

My buddy's friend died from weed-induced asphyxiation because he forgot to breath


no shit

[Pretty Flaco]

I've heard it causes you to buy pink floyd and led zeppelin albums in bulk!

[Nolan]

I've heard it makes your testicles fall off.

[El Rojo]

the daily mail says that weed is being sold to as a plot by gay muslim immigrants peadophile communist trade union beaurocrats to destroy the country and give us all cancer

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

Smoke is harmful to your respiratory system.

[Sasha]

I've heard it makes your testicles fall off.

thats weird because i heard it turns you in an deviant sex fiend

[Pirate Utopian]

I heard that smoking it will cause people to make sarcastic forums, using satire to make fun of Anti-Pot people
They other ones were plausable but I very much doubt this one.

[Raúl Duke]

I love this thread


thats weird because i heard it turns you in an deviant sex fiend You keep fucking till your testicles fall off, that's what the devil weed does.


Comrademan would be so proud of this thread that he wouldn't even be able to articulate it

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[Ovi]

Smoke is harmful to your respiratory system.
You are so right. We should ban cars.

[Sasha]

You keep fucking till your testicles fall off, that's what the devil weed does.


that explains........
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stonerballs

[gorillafuck]

Smoke is harmful to your respiratory system.
Now that just doesn't make sense.


I heard that smoking too much weed can make your brain turn inside out.

[Patchd]

I heard that smoking weed causes your eyes explode and your bowels to combust after smoking your very first time.

What else does this monstrous plant do?
It gave me haemorrhoids and ass pain.

[Nothing Human Is Alien]

"The smoke from any burning plant contains hundreds of chemicals that may have biological effects ... Cannabis smoke is similar to tobacco smoke in that it is a mixture of very small particles and a gas-vapor phase. Both the particulate and vapor phases contain many identified and probably some still unidentified constituents that, based on clinical experience with tobacco smoke, must be assumed to be potentially harmful.... Toxic substances, such as carbon monoxide, hydrogen cyanide, and nitrosamines occur in similar concentrations in tobacco and marijuana smoke; so do the amounts of particulate material known collectively as 'tars'." - Marijuana v.s. Tobacco smoke compositions, 1988.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Smoking pretty much anything is harmful to your lungs.

Of course, the effects can be mitigated by using a vaporizer, or by using marijuana in non-smoking related ways, such as in tea, food etc.

[Os Cangaceiros]

You keep fucking till your testicles fall off, that's what the devil weed does.

Might you be confusing "weed" with "meth"?

[Raúl Duke]

Might you be confusing "weed" with "meth"?

lol

[Sentinel]

I'm looking at this sentence:


I heard that hitler wrote Mien Komfpt while high on hemp paper.

and laughing uncontrollably.

[Magón]

Weed can lure you into doing Meth the very next day. THAT'S how strong Weed is as a gateway drug.

[gorillafuck]

Weed is laced with cocaine, jenkem, and crabs 98% of the time.

[Os Cangaceiros]

You can get AIDS from smoking weed.

I mean, you're smoking weed in the dark with someone, and they have a bloody lip or something, then they pass you the joint, and you think whatever's on the joint is their lipstick or something, then you take a puff, and you got yer AIDS.

(That was actually taught in my drug education class, I shit you not.)

[Sasha]

You can get AIDS from smoking weed.

I mean, you're smoking weed in the dark with someone, and they have a bloody lip or something, then they pass you the joint, and you think whatever's on the joint is their lipstick or something, then you take a puff, and you got yer AIDS.

(That was actually taught in my drug education class, I shit you not.)

this is actually true about crack
This, of course, is a cruel, stupid, and expensive way to deal with the problem. As Dr. Clark put it: "The idea of letting addicts die to make drugs scarier is reprehensible."
It's not quite the same in the heroin world: Because of the public outcry about the health risks of sharing needles, hypodermic syringes have a special exemption. Crack users need similar exemptions.
"If you read the paraphernalia laws, cocaine is both the forgotten drug and in some ways the most hated drug," says Shiloh Murphy, director of PHRA, an independent nonprofit that isn't affiliated with public-health-funded needle exchanges. He gestures behind him to a tower of cardboard boxes full of hypodermic needles. "A young person just starting to inject knows he shouldn't share his syringes," he says. "But a 20-year crack veteran doesn't realize that every time he smokes and burns his lips and passes on his stem, he could be transferring the same diseases—it's open sores to open sores."
To combat this problem, Murphy has begun a controversial program to distribute crack stems, rubber crack "condoms," and fresh steel wool to users. (Steel wool, which is used as a filter in crack pipes, weakens and flakes off after repeated use, sending red-hot chunks of metal into users' throats and lungs, which leads to infections and abscesses.) Murphy got the idea for his crack program one afternoon two years ago, when he was approached by an angry crack user.
"I was sitting at the table, handing out flyers and things," Murphy says, "and a man said to me: 'You're a real motherfucker, you know that? You're sitting here with all these syringes and talking about health. I use crack and my friends are dying of HIV and hepatitis C and there's nothing on this table for us. I guess crack users are always just left to die.' I said, 'You're right. I'm sorry. Tell me what you need.' It was an enlightening moment for me." source (http://www.revleft.com/vb/mystery-levimasole-tainted-t140614/index.html) but hey dont let the facts get in the way of drug "education"

[Os Cangaceiros]

Do a lot of people smoke rock in Amsterdam?

[Sasha]

not much, crack is virtually non-existend, free base is sold and smoked but mostly by longterm heroin-junkies to get fast back up their feet and thanks to the methadone and free heroin programs their street pressence is dropping fast. i would say most junky types here are mostly alcoholics nowadays again. it used to be pretty bad though.

[coda]

it kills ya from so much love

[Quail]

it kills ya from so much love
I always thought that was ecstacy.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I hear you will jump out the window of a court building.

[Apoi_Viitor]

My PE teacher told me that it would shrink my balls and make my hands abnormally large.

[gorillafuck]

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[Il Medico]

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*Takes one hit* "I'm so high right now". :laugh:

[gorillafuck]

One hit of the deadly cannabis smoke gets you so high that you are no longer remotely in reality.


"The smoke from any burning plant contains hundreds of chemicals that may have biological effects ... Cannabis smoke is similar to tobacco smoke in that it is a mixture of very small particles and a gas-vapor phase. Both the particulate and vapor phases contain many identified and probably some still unidentified constituents that, based on clinical experience with tobacco smoke, must be assumed to be potentially harmful.... Toxic substances, such as carbon monoxide, hydrogen cyanide, and nitrosamines occur in similar concentrations in tobacco and marijuana smoke; so do the amounts of particulate material known collectively as 'tars'." - Marijuana v.s. Tobacco smoke compositions, 1988.

I don't think you caught the irony of my statement.

[Apoi_Viitor]

What else does this monstrous plant do?

Whenever weed is brought up, it seems to be briefly quell sectarianism.

Maybe the key to creating an united leftist front, is to put weed in the forefront of our platform...

[Rusty Shackleford]

it makes hippies.