Annoy right wingers

[TwoSevensClash]

Post stories about annoying right wingers.

Some guy had a bumper sticker that said "Neuter Liberals" so I went up to him and said I'm a socialist neuter me I'll even let you keep it as a trophy. He said I was a sick fuck so I said hey I'm just doin what the your bumper sticker says!

[ed miliband]

I want a bumper sticker that says "Neuter Liberals" and I don't even have a car.

[¿Que?]

IDK, just looking at Rand Paul makes me want to punch him in the face.

[BuddhaInBabylon]

tell them you disagree with them. that's usually enough. they don't want to hear your reason, your logic, or your facts. so just let them guess...if they are capable of afterthoughts that is.

[praxis1966]

tell them you disagree with them. that's usually enough. they don't want to hear your reason, your logic, or your facts. so just let them guess...if they are capable of afterthoughts that is.

I tend to prefer simply telling them they're wrong and then calling them fascists... That usually gets them frothing at the mouth pretty good. I don't win many debates that way, but the way I figure it, who gives a slippery shit? You're doing a fool's errand if you're trying to be rational with the irrational anyway.

[TwoSevensClash]

Calling them commies is also really fun

[Magón]

I could write a whole series of novels with all the Right-Wing shit I've put up with, and "discussed" with those people.

[synthesis]

In the presence of a Republican, I said I wouldn't mind if John McCain got elected just so I could watch him have a heart attack during a press conference. He just gave me this look that basically said I had transgressed some boundary of acceptable humor.

[Axle]

I never argue with right-wingers. What I like to do is gain their trust by agreeing with something they don't think a "liberal" (because none of them can grasp the idea that socialism isn't a fucking branch of liberalism) would agree with. Usually something along the lines of gun control. In the event of a Libertarian, it can be personal freedoms or whatever.

After I've gained their trust, I slide the conversation where I want it to go and beat them over the head with some wisdom. Usually it leaves them speechless. Or pissed. I don't care about right-winger's feelings either way. :lol:

[La Comédie Noire]

I like to quote Adam Smith and Thomas Paine in full context. Really pisses them off the star players on the capitalist dream team are concerned about the implications of capitalism.

[Apoi_Viitor]

When faced with the average uninformed right-winger, I usually debate fairly respectfully, and can occasionally get one to cede to my argument - or at least shut them up, by using actual historical examples (this usually catches them off guard, since most people just tout idealogical bullshit without backing it up with concrete examples). However, the vast majority of them will continue to argue, in which case my tone goes from respectful to "condescending, sarcastic, asshole"... Usually that point of transition coincides with my opponent labeling me as a communist, terrorist, or some other stupid shit.

I do have tactics which differ for the more radical reactionary types...

When its an one-on-one setting, and I'm faced with a staunch Libertarian, I usually just don't argue. It's absolutely pointless - they can't be swayed by reason. In a group setting however, I just go straight into "condescending asshole" mode.

My favorite however, is when I'm faced with the more hardcore social conservative type, as I usually counter them with 'their own logic' - by referring to them as 'whiny *****es', effeminate, or use some other appeal to 'tough guy' nonsense.

EX: "Oh you oppose the Mosque, because it's offensive to you? How about you stop being a ***** and a grow a pair..."

[Sentinel]

I was having a coffee room discussion the other day with one of the middle managers, who has really horrible politics (light brown ultra conservative), at work. We get along fairly decently as persons, though, because we know each other from the time before he 'climbed' and because both are, or can be, respectful debaters.

Anyway, the subject was the atrocities of muslim extremists in Iran and Afghanistan. He complained, in a conspiratory, 'this is something we both can agree upon, right' voice: 'Why don't the western powers intervene more powerfully against them?'

I replied in a dry, matter of fact kind of tone: 'Well, as it happens Afghanistan had a secular government right until the US financed the Mujahedin who overthrew it.' His expression was just priceless, I wish I had had a camera.

[Il Medico]

I tell them that Jesus is sexy. And then usually comment on his abs. It annoys/infuriates them to no end.

[Black Sheep]

What does neuter mean? :confused:

[communard71]

Saw a bumper sticker which said “If you can’t stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them,” and there was a silhouette image of a soldier firing in a kneeling position. Usually I don’t give a damn about stupid bumper stickers but this one was so repulsive I had to say something. The owner was nowhere in sight so I started to write a note to leave when the owner suddenly walked up. I asked him what he thought the bumper sticker meant to him. He rambled on about supporting the troops no matter what or some such shit, and I told him it was disgusting to suggest that those who dissent against military intervention should be executed. He replied that wasn’t the point even though I knew he was lying because he was just uncomfortable. I left saying that most people aren’t against the troops per say, just against the wars they’re forced to fight, but bumper stickers like that make me want to put the troops in front of me! Needleless to say, I was heated.

[Lyev]

What does neuter mean? :confused:"Remove the genitals of", often used to refer to the removal pets' genitals, as a means to curb their libido.

[NecroCommie]

When they back up something with national values I just interrupt them and go: "I don't give a shit about your petty nation, give me a reason that might actually convince me". Shuts them up most of the time. It's really cute how they can't handle people that don't buy into their nationalist bullshit.