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Kotze
23rd October 2010, 21:47
Picture this: Once you turn 20, and after that every 5 years, you get the opportunity to specify a difficulty level for your life (if you don't do this, normal mode is the default). You don't need any rare talent for any difficulty level, it's all about how much you are willing to do for society in exchange for recognition and higher pay.

On hard mode, it is expected that you are willing to work longer and that you are more flexible than others when it comes to where you work. The task assignment mechanism gives more weight to the preferences of those who don't play on hard. The difficulty level also affects the length of the required notice period when you want to change jobs. Having people on hard mode helps with planning stuff.

This is also used for drug policy. Instead of the same rules for everybody, those on hard mode are regularly checked for drug use while there are fewer restrictions (or none) for others.

The privilege and duties of those on hard mode can be modified by a board randomly selected from those who are not playing on hard mode; the board gets advice from statisticians, psychologists, and others. Changes in these rules only set in after you have had the opportunity to again set the difficulty level.

Dope for some, snazzy uniforms for others. What do you think?

BuddhaInBabylon
23rd October 2010, 22:33
life is hard enough already, with the full realization that it can always get worse too....so i wouldn't be down i'm afraid....

thriller
24th October 2010, 00:08
I'd choose easy mode cuz of the drugs lol.

Pirate Utopian
24th October 2010, 00:38
Easy mode the first time, then if it's fun enough replay on medium mode and eventually try hard mode.

ryacku
24th October 2010, 06:37
I hack the game.

I declare myself Emperor of China.

NoOneIsIllegal
24th October 2010, 07:42
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

NecroCommie
24th October 2010, 11:37
I'd go on easy mode and try to ignore the real world while playing awesome and cheesy high-fantasy RPGs. :cool:

eyedrop
24th October 2010, 12:26
I'm already somewhat of a sadist in that I usually choose the harder choices to achieve a goal, so I think I'll go with the hard option so I have an excuse when I fail.

ÑóẊîöʼn
24th October 2010, 14:47
If a reality is programmed, it can be hacked. :D

Sam_b
24th October 2010, 19:55
Nightmare Mode.

Though that mode isn't remotely fair.

Quail
24th October 2010, 19:59
Why would I want to make my life more difficult :confused:

Jazzhands
25th October 2010, 00:00
Why would I want to make my life more difficult :confused:

you get an alternate ending. plus, if you make it all the way through and die of natural causes, you get to tell God you kicked his ass.

Bright Banana Beard
25th October 2010, 00:08
The life give me glitches that I have become the god. Obey me!

Rusty Shackleford
25th October 2010, 05:03
I have a gameshark.

Pirate Utopian
25th October 2010, 06:03
Why would I want to make my life more difficult :confused:
To unlock all the trophies.

Saorsa
25th October 2010, 07:13
I would wallhack

EvilRedGuy
25th October 2010, 12:56
Noclip, God mode, and Notarget and you dont need food or transportation or be afraid of getting caught.

Jazzratt
25th October 2010, 13:35
Noclip would possibly make physical intimacy kind of difficult.

EvilRedGuy
25th October 2010, 18:44
Depends, in some games Noclip only makes you fly and is seperated by Ghost mode, and some calls it Invisible mode, Fly mode, Ghost mode, etc. too.

This thread is now for cheats against life.

Quail
25th October 2010, 20:28
It would be pretty awesome if I could just so a sequence of steps and jumps that would give me superpowers or something.

Jazzhands
25th October 2010, 20:35
I would really like a strategy guide. Especially for the parts about "population." I've constructed hundreds of fucking pylons, but I am still no closer to getting laid.