View Full Version : What would it be like if Everyone on Revleft were in the same room?
Rafiq
21st October 2010, 23:59
What would it be like if all the users on Revleft were in the same Room together, in Real life?
What would they look like, too?
I image in it would go on like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tWqvsW7WRl0/TDXnynwqoqI/AAAAAAAATHg/_ZmhZuC5RO8/s640/Taiwan+Parliament+vs+Huge+Brawl-Fight+Over+China+Economic+Agreement+[HD+RAW+VIDEO+%26+PHOTOS]+1.jpg
Wanted Man
22nd October 2010, 00:00
Too damn noisy.
Widerstand
22nd October 2010, 00:00
http://kendlesworld.com/wp-content/gallery/general/lanparty.jpg
Os Cangaceiros
22nd October 2010, 00:01
I doubt that it would be very exciting. Conversations in real life tend to differ a great deal from conversations on the internet...I doubt that anyone would be screaming, "NOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT WHAT MARX MEANT IN GRUNDRISSE, YOU IDIOT!"
Rafiq
22nd October 2010, 00:02
I doubt that it would be very exciting. Conversations in real life tend to differ a great deal from conversations on the internet...I doubt that anyone would be screaming, "NOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT WHAT MARX MEANT IN GRUNDRISSE, YOU IDIOT!"
I know, it will never happen, but what would happen if it did?
I'm sure people would be screaming
Pretty Flaco
22nd October 2010, 00:44
we could blast some hardcore rap until the popo shuts us down
Bilan
22nd October 2010, 01:05
It'd be like an office party.
bcbm
22nd October 2010, 01:06
i would immediately find the "stoner talk" corner and then go troll some stalinists while getting drunk with leo bilan and explosive situation
oh and i would text the location to a bunch of banned raanites so they could come vandalize us
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
22nd October 2010, 01:24
Now, now - we goin’ til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Something like that.
gorillafuck
22nd October 2010, 01:27
It'd be awkward.
9
22nd October 2010, 01:28
It would be like the DMV.
9
22nd October 2010, 01:29
but worse
Jazzratt
22nd October 2010, 01:46
Cramped.
Ele'ill
22nd October 2010, 02:00
Well, sockpuppets wouldn't be a problem
Ele'ill
22nd October 2010, 02:01
....until the technocrats arrive with their clones.
gorillafuck
22nd October 2010, 02:41
Well, sockpuppets wouldn't be a problem
Marsella would totally show up and pretend to not be marsella
Martin Blank
22nd October 2010, 03:35
i would immediately find the "stoner talk" corner and then go troll some stalinists while getting drunk with leo bilan and explosive situation
Nah. I think you and I would be too baked to stand after our time in the "Stoner Talk" corner.
oh and i would text the location to a bunch of banned raanites so they could come vandalize us
Or, you could text the RAANites and I can text the Soviet-Empire folks, set up some seats out front, make some popcorn, roll a few, crack open a fresh case and enjoy the fireworks when they get there at the same time. :D
Raúl Duke
22nd October 2010, 03:36
i would immediately find the "stoner talk" corner and then go troll some stalinists while getting drunk with leo bilan and explosive situation
oh and i would text the location to a bunch of banned raanites so they could come vandalize us
I would do this, exactly this.
Or, you could text the RAANites and I can text the Soviet-Empire folks, set up some seats out front, make some popcorn, roll a few, crack open a fresh case and enjoy the fireworks when they get there at the same time.
Possibly even better
Pavlov's House Party
22nd October 2010, 04:01
it would probably be fucking awkward. lord knows how many of the users here are troglodites that barely venture into the sun.
Il Medico
22nd October 2010, 04:11
Well,it be a weird giant party. There would be half the room full of cool people having a good time and the other half would be a bunch of nerdy teenagers, who'd leave after a few minutes because they were too afraid of impending social contact.
What would I do there? I'd probably get pissed with the Left Coms and anarchists (bilan, bcbm, Explosive Situation), smoke some weed with Raul Duke and then wander over to Deverim to listen to him recite tale of how he single handedly fought off a 100 nazis on horseback saving some village somewhere or something like that. And I'd occasionally look over to see the political egghead people arguing politics and think 'wtf are they doing'
Il Medico
22nd October 2010, 04:13
Or, you could text the RAANites and I can text the Soviet-Empire folks, set up some seats out front, make some popcorn, roll a few, crack open a fresh case and enjoy the fireworks when they get there at the same time. :D
That is brilliant.
¿Que?
22nd October 2010, 04:22
I'd probably get really tore up, make racist/sexist/classist comments, and Jimmy Higgins would probably end up punching me.
Achara
22nd October 2010, 04:30
...I doubt that anyone would be screaming, "NOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT WHAT MARX MEANT IN GRUNDRISSE, YOU IDIOT!"Speak for yourself. :marx:
Fulanito de Tal
22nd October 2010, 04:51
http://kendlesworld.com/wp-content/gallery/general/lanparty.jpg
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Nolan
22nd October 2010, 04:58
http://thepoeticsoftelevision.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/goobacks.jpg?w=300&h=223
synthesis
22nd October 2010, 05:47
^ :lol:
Sasha
22nd October 2010, 10:42
Can i just say "big lefty get together"? ;)
Ovi
22nd October 2010, 12:12
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9946/lanparty.jpg
We would post on revleft? That would be awkward...
NecroCommie
22nd October 2010, 12:15
Wrong! That would be awesome. We would be so pointless! :D
Quail
22nd October 2010, 14:05
The few anti-drug posters would shout at us for getting high and call us reactionaries.
Jazzratt
22nd October 2010, 14:45
I imagine we would have a sign very similar to this one the way in:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q2/carlacarlacarlacarla/TravelBlog/SausageFest.jpg
NecroCommie
22nd October 2010, 15:12
Once in a while it is a good thing to vent your brain from all that estrogen. As long as it doesn't become a habit.
Q
22nd October 2010, 15:25
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9946/lanparty.jpg
So true :D
Quail
22nd October 2010, 15:34
I imagine we would have a sign very similar to this one the way in:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q2/carlacarlacarlacarla/TravelBlog/SausageFest.jpg
I didn't think of that. Women would be vastly, vastly outnumbered I imagine.
It also took me a while to figure out that was a bottle on the left.
praxis1966
22nd October 2010, 16:40
I'd probably get really tore up, make racist/sexist/classist comments, and Jimmy Higgins would probably end up punching me.
I've met ol' Jimmy and I have a hard time believing he could punch someone for any reason ever... He's almost too nice for his own good in person.
I'd probably join you in your shenanigans and we'd end up punching each other or somebody from the PC police. You know, seeing as how I generally behave like a jackass when loaded as well...
¿Que?
22nd October 2010, 17:51
I've met ol' Jimmy and I have a hard time believing he could punch someone for any reason ever... He's almost too nice for his own good in person.
I'd probably join you in your shenanigans and we'd end up punching each other or somebody from the PC police. You know, seeing as how I generally behave like a jackass when loaded as well...
I tend to be really kind of soft spoken and careful with my words, but if you get a couple of drinks in me (and god knows what else) it's likely that I start saying things that might piss people off. So yes, maybe not Jimmy, but someone would at least want to punch me, although I'm not much of a fighter, so I guess I'd try to convince Miles to ban them from the party.
Raúl Duke
22nd October 2010, 17:52
And I'd occasionally look over to see the political egghead people arguing politics and think 'wtf are they doing'
If I were lightly tripping at this party, I would think just that.
troglodites that barely venture into the sun.
I have a farmer's tan and I tend to tan nicely and easily.
Lyev
22nd October 2010, 18:30
It would be very cringe-worthy, I think.
Kuppo Shakur
22nd October 2010, 19:57
It would end in bloodshed.
Os Cangaceiros
22nd October 2010, 20:05
kronstadt 2.0
Ele'ill
22nd October 2010, 20:25
Perhaps we should be planning more 'lefty get togethers'
Taikand
22nd October 2010, 20:40
Perhaps we should be planning more 'lefty get togethers'
Five-Year Plans!!
<sectarian war follows>
NecroCommie
22nd October 2010, 21:50
Don't joke around! The chairwoman of our youth union declared that the communist youth will start using five-year plans. :laugh:
Jimmie Higgins
22nd October 2010, 22:12
I'd probably get really tore up, make racist/sexist/classist comments, and Jimmy Higgins would probably end up punching me.I'm gonna kick your ass for saying that:lol:. But I think you might fare pretty well in a fight since I haven't been in one for a long time... and I have a glass eye, weigh 400 pounds, and roll around town in a Rascal:
http://electricscooterguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rascal-scooter1.jpg
Nobody fucks with me in this.
Wanted Man
22nd October 2010, 22:57
We could at least have a special room for Saorsa and Red Dave to argue about Nepal for all eternity.
Il Medico
22nd October 2010, 23:10
We could at least have a special room for Saorsa and Red Dave to argue about Nepal for all eternity.
They'd be part of the political egg head corner.
Sam_B would be there for a while too, however, would then show himself to not to be a total bore, get drunk and start playing guitar and singing for us.
Nolan
23rd October 2010, 00:07
They'd be part of the political egg head corner.
Sam_B would be there for a while too, however, would then show himself to not to be a total bore, get drunk and start playing guitar and singing for us.
I always imagine Sam_b to be a violent drunk.
Saorsa
23rd October 2010, 02:20
Egg head? I'm hurt.
Os Cangaceiros
23rd October 2010, 03:36
Perhaps we should be planning more 'lefty get togethers'
The most revlefts I've ever hung out with in one place was two, in Chicago. It's a night that I only remember hazily.
BuddhaInBabylon
23rd October 2010, 03:40
i only wish i could converse with some of you comrades in real life.....it's lonely sometimes to be leftist.
Kuppo Shakur
23rd October 2010, 05:55
I imagine that all the admins would be writing down names so they remember to ban certain people for inappropriate conduct when they get home.
KC
23rd October 2010, 06:15
I would shoot myself in the fucking head.
Blackscare
23rd October 2010, 07:08
I would shoot myself in the fucking head.
Pretty much.
Bilan
23rd October 2010, 09:43
The most revlefts I've ever hung out with in one place was two, in Chicago. It's a night that I only remember hazily.
I know that bcbm is one of them just because you said you remember it only hazily.
The other one was probably which doctor
Magón
24th October 2010, 05:40
I'd find all the ladies and start hitting on them, with the clear intention it's just for fun and or if they wanted some, fine with me. ( :p ) Then I'd get myself a King's hat and declare myself something and tell everyone how to really get the Mexican People behind a Leftist group. (With the intention of knowing it will fail since MEXICAN'S ARE AUTONOMOUS!)
Os Cangaceiros
24th October 2010, 06:36
I know that bcbm is one of them just because you said you remember it only hazily.
The other one was probably which doctor
Yup, the infamous which doctor.
He's not the greatest when it comes to holding his liquor, LOL. Although I think that he had been drinking longer than I had that night.
Jimmie Higgins
24th October 2010, 06:44
After hanging out with Praxis, I can only imagine I wouldn't be walking home under my own power after meeting a roomful of hitherto online-only comrades. And when I say "not walking home", I mean that I would be dead in a ditch because my liver tried to rip itself from my body for self-preservation.
... wait, where does bcbm live, that sounds fun.
KC
24th October 2010, 06:46
bcbm lives in a shithole
Jimmie Higgins
24th October 2010, 06:46
Next thread:
"What would it be like if Everyone on Revleft were on a bus going across the US with a 3 month supply of acid and DMT?"
Jimmie Higgins
24th October 2010, 06:46
bcbm lives in a shitholeThen I must have the apartment one below him.
KC
24th October 2010, 06:53
Seriously fuck where he lives. WHat a fucking dump
NoOneIsIllegal
24th October 2010, 07:29
^ narrows down to Indiana, New Jersey, the Deep South, West Virginia, probably half of California, Chicago, Somalia
NoOneIsIllegal
24th October 2010, 07:38
- UN would mosh everyone's puny little faces off
- TVM would skip because his Youtube is cr00sh
- I would completely avoid the Pour Your Heart Out corner. Cutters i tells ya!
- And when I mention Pour Your Heart Out corner, I just mean MourningTheBomb. Jus' sayin' I don't need daily updates from the frontlines of the battle that is high school.
- Everyone would try to figure out a real-life Rep system.
Martin Blank
24th October 2010, 10:38
"What would it be like if Everyone on Revleft were on a bus going across the US with a 3 month supply of acid and DMT?"
With my luck (and CDL), I'd be the designated driver.
Os Cangaceiros
24th October 2010, 11:17
Next thread:
"What would it be like if Everyone on Revleft were on a bus going across the US with a 3 month supply of acid and DMT?"
The ruling class would tremble, and the revolution would be all but assured.
Sasha
24th October 2010, 11:24
With my luck (and CDL), I'd be the designated driver.
since i dont and shouldnt do halucinogens i will keep you company, 24/7 company that is, off my face on speed, coke and E until someone slips me some Acid as an joke and i get an acute psychosis and go on an helter skelter kill of the pigs murder rampage.
Wanted Man
24th October 2010, 11:30
They'd be part of the political egg head corner.
Sam_B would be there for a while too, however, would then show himself to not to be a total bore, get drunk and start playing guitar and singing for us.
"Political egg heads" being people who come here to talk about politics, rather than desperately searching for internet buddies and cyber relationships?
Os Cangaceiros
24th October 2010, 11:36
"Political egg heads" being people who come here to talk about politics, rather than desperately searching for internet buddies and cyber relationships?
Yeah, the losers!
pfft, politics, who's interested in that shit.
Il Medico
24th October 2010, 12:23
"Political egg heads" being people who come here to talk about politics, rather than desperately searching for internet buddies and cyber relationships?
Touchy.
Yeah, the losers!
pfft, politics, who's interested in that shit.
I know like totally.
But seriously guys, you know what I meant. No need to be dicks about it.
Os Cangaceiros
24th October 2010, 12:27
Hey, it's Chit Chat...no one should take anything that's said here seriously.
Saorsa
24th October 2010, 12:31
I want a formal written apology from il Medico for calling me an egg head.
If this does not happen, the consequences will be devastating.
Il Medico
24th October 2010, 12:39
I want a formal written apology from il Medico for calling me an egg head.
If this does not happen, the consequences will be devastating.
Ummm...I'm sorry? xoxo
bcbm
24th October 2010, 19:58
Yup, the infamous which doctor.
He's not the greatest when it comes to holding his liquor, LOL. Although I think that he had been drinking longer than I had that night.
oh man that night was ridiculous. i just saw him again this weekend
Seriously fuck where he lives. WHat a fucking dump
qft 10 more months
Ele'ill
24th October 2010, 20:29
Hey, it's Chit Chat...no one should take anything that's said here seriously.
I noticed you changed your avatar around the same time your trolling began. How's that working out?
Ele'ill
24th October 2010, 20:31
I just realized- most of the users on this forum that I appreciate are from England
Bright Banana Beard
24th October 2010, 20:34
I would steal all drugs in the room and overdose myself.
Os Cangaceiros
24th October 2010, 21:15
I noticed you changed your avatar around the same time your trolling began. How's that working out?
I've always been a semi-troll in Chit Chat. :sleep:
REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL
24th October 2010, 22:49
Next thread:
"What would it be like if Everyone on Revleft were on a bus going across the US with a 3 month supply of acid and DMT?"
Possibly we could do it though the Southern States, as a kind of recreation of the glorious freedom rides of the civil rights era.
Martin Blank
24th October 2010, 23:08
Possibly we could do it though the Southern States, as a kind of recreation of the glorious freedom rides of the civil rights era.
So, would RAAN be the ones to firebomb the bus in this re-creation?
L.A.P.
25th October 2010, 00:09
The few anti-drug posters would shout at us for getting high and call us reactionaries.
Yeah we all would just be smoking weed and then someone like ComeradeMan and marxistn00b would call us reactionaries and take themselves way too seriously.
Rafiq
25th October 2010, 00:25
Everyone would be required to where name tags of their username
Quail
25th October 2010, 00:28
The bookfair was a bit like revleft all being in a room together. I got introduced to a lot of people by their user names :lol:
Ele'ill
25th October 2010, 00:53
Yeah we all would just be smoking weed and then someone like ComeradeMan and marxistn00b would call us reactionaries and take themselves way too seriously.
Comrademan is a troll.
As for Explosive Situation- I was just noticing your trolling more in chitchat all of a sudden- You should troll OI
Magón
25th October 2010, 01:57
Yeah we all would just be smoking weed and then someone like ComeradeMan and marxistn00b would call us reactionaries and take themselves way too seriously.
Then the minimum requirement to get in would be at least one small ziplock baggie of Weed. :cool: Then we can be as reactionary as we like!
promethean
25th October 2010, 02:10
Yeah we all would just be smoking weed and then someone like ComeradeMan and marxistn00b would call us reactionaries and take themselves way too seriously.
You must have me confused with someone else. I never posted anything against drugs.:sleep:
the last donut of the night
25th October 2010, 02:36
nobody would come cept for me and devrim and it'd be too awkward
S.Artesian
25th October 2010, 03:50
What would it be like if all the users on Revleft were in the same Room together, in Real life?
What would they look like, too?
I image in it would go on like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tWqvsW7WRl0/TDXnynwqoqI/AAAAAAAATHg/_ZmhZuC5RO8/s640/Taiwan+Parliament+vs+Huge+Brawl-Fight+Over+China+Economic+Agreement+[HD+RAW+VIDEO+%26+PHOTOS]+1.jpg
If you look real closely, you can see me strangling Rosa.
Pavlov's House Party
25th October 2010, 15:30
tbh, i wouldn't like to meet some users IRL because it might be disappointing. it's a lot easier to communicate on the internet; i remember meeting three users who used to post on here (we're good friends now) and i realized they were just normal people who post on revleft, not a bunch of super-marxist theoriticians.
Imposter Marxist
25th October 2010, 16:29
We should do it.
S.Artesian
25th October 2010, 21:03
tbh, i wouldn't like to meet some users IRL because it might be disappointing. it's a lot easier to communicate on the internet; i remember meeting three users who used to post on here (we're good friends now) and i realized they were just normal people who post on revleft, not a bunch of super-marxist theoriticians.
Would you rather chat with Monica Bellucci on the phone while you look at her picture because you are afraid she won't look that good in real life? or meet her in person, and possibly get that kiss goodnight you've dreamed of while staring at her picture?
Nobody's a super-Marxist theoretician. We're all normal people, that's part of the reason it takes a class to make a revolution, and not a few well-informed, well-read individuals.
Magón
25th October 2010, 23:24
For more Parliamentary Fighting, I think this is a good montage of what it'd be like.
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Reznov
25th October 2010, 23:39
That wouldn't happen, cause everybody would complain about tendency's and then separate into different rooms.
Ravachol
26th October 2010, 00:25
Nobody's a super-Marxist theoretician. We're all normal people
Hohoho :laugh:
4 Leaf Clover
26th October 2010, 00:29
Or, you could text the RAANites and I can text the Soviet-Empire folks, set up some seats out front, make some popcorn, roll a few, crack open a fresh case and enjoy the fireworks when they get there at the same time. :D
this :lol:
Bad Grrrl Agro
26th October 2010, 05:30
I'd be the one who would be either depressed in the corner or very very manic.
Quail
26th October 2010, 05:35
I'm glad to see you Esperanza :)
I'd be the one that was cheering you up.. I'd like to hope :)
Magón
26th October 2010, 05:46
I'd be the one who would be either depressed in the corner or very very manic.
Well if you're going to be that way, I guess we're gonna have to throw a cheaply made, yet authentic Mexican Fiesta with the stereotypical Sombrero's and everything! (Who doesn't love the massive Sombrero? :redstar2000: )
¿Que?
26th October 2010, 05:48
Eventually, though, the party would have to come to an end...
http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20100627/800_cp_g20_arrests_100627_430241.jpg
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2010-07/30/13421671_331n.jpg
bailey_187
26th October 2010, 13:38
i would come through with a bag of goons and rob all u losers
Pirate Utopian
26th October 2010, 13:43
Will BP Socialist be there?
Jazzratt
26th October 2010, 15:42
Will BP Socialist be there? Perhaps not in person but he'll always be there in our hearts.
Bad Grrrl Agro
26th October 2010, 17:01
I'm glad to see you Esperanza :)
I'd be the one that was cheering you up.. I'd like to hope :)
You want to see the manic side, don't you? Eh, you'll regret seeing it if you actually did.
S.Artesian
26th October 2010, 20:01
You want to see the manic side, don't you? Eh, you'll regret seeing it if you actually did.
Nothing wrong with mania, as long as it's used in moderation.
Ele'ill
26th October 2010, 20:55
We should have a revleft meet-up somewhere but not in real life- we'll all join another forum on some inane topic like classic cars but we'll all use different names- and it will be like a giant mystery thriller piece of media-
I also just thought that the internet name 'WhoseTrollingWho' would be a really good idea.
Quail
26th October 2010, 22:03
We should have a revleft meet-up somewhere but not in real life- we'll all join another forum on some inane topic like classic cars but we'll all use different names- and it will be like a giant mystery thriller piece of media-
.
I can imagine that being quite amusing.
Widerstand
26th October 2010, 23:19
I can imagine that being quite amusing.
Fuck yeah.
RevLeft Raids.
Arlekino
26th October 2010, 23:22
Is nothing wrong to see in real life and create some good conference, would be very interesting I am not sure is possible.
La Comédie Noire
27th October 2010, 05:52
I'm seeing a cheese platter....
Bilan
27th October 2010, 08:43
Is nothing wrong to see in real life and create some good conference, would be very interesting I am not sure is possible.
It would suck and someone would break my legs.
¿Que?
27th October 2010, 15:39
At one point, I would imagine ckaihatsu (http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=16162) would want to show everyone his diagrams...
http://enterdialogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/boring-presentation-300x200.jpg
Taikand
27th October 2010, 20:12
At one point, I would imagine ckaihatsu (http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=16162) would want to show everyone his diagrams...
http://enterdialogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/boring-presentation-300x200.jpg
And I'd be the only one actually paying attention to them while everyone will be in the next room with the weed and the booze?
Heck, I so want to come to such a meeting!
Honggweilo
27th October 2010, 20:25
i would immediately find the "stoner talk" corner and then go troll some stalinists while getting drunk with leo bilan and explosive situation
oh and i would text the location to a bunch of banned raanites so they could come vandalize us
pffft, and i was going to say i was going to hang with the hipsters with Pirate Utopian and Ravachol :p.. i still will though... the irony
but why the fuck Leo? he sounds awfully boring to hang with :rolleyes:
also, we'll probably end up leaving early anyway, bcuz of the major sausage fest, just being there for the PBR. And then head over to some really epic underground party that nobody on revleft ever heard of, on our fixies, while ironically smashing some parking meters on the way. We will probably take Marsella with us, because her bipolar disorder + massive blow stash is just fuckin a (in that case we will take Esperanza too). Then we will have a massive ironic orgy, with everyone at that party, and we will write ironic slogans on the bathroom walls with our sexjuices (in helvetica ofcourse). We will quote Sarte and Nietzsche from out of context gonzo journalism from Vice Magazine, and pretend to be deep. We will create a true happening against the spectacle, Situationist stylo, and do lots of drugs, and in our minds we will have achieved orgasmic nihilist communism.... TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Next morning we will all wake up in the gutter, go to starbucks, open our macbooks, sober up with a coffee, play some Joy Division, and report our awesomeness in chit-chat.
Ele'ill
27th October 2010, 20:57
I have another idea- someone- perhaps myself- should write a story in a thread of its own involving every past and present member of the forum.
Sort of like the above post.
Raúl Duke
27th October 2010, 21:13
pffft, and i was going to say i was going to hang with the hipsters with Pirate Utopian and Ravachol :p.. i still will though... the irony
but why the fuck Leo? he sounds awfully boring to hang with :rolleyes:
also, we'll probably end up leaving early anyway, bcuz of the major sausage fest, just being there for the PBR. And then head over to some really epic underground party that nobody on revleft ever heard of, on our fixies, while ironically smashing some parking meters on the way. We will probably take Marsella with us, because her bipolar disorder + massive blow stash is just fuckin a (in that case we will take Esperanza too). Then we will have a massive ironic orgy, with everyone at that party, and we will write ironic slogans on the bathroom walls with our sexjuices (in helvetica ofcourse). We will quote Sarte and Nietzsche from out of context gonzo journalism from Vice Magazine, and pretend to be deep. We will create a true happening against the spectacle, Situationist stylo, and do lots of drugs, and in our minds we will have achieved orgasmic nihilist communism.... TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Next morning we will all wake up in the gutter, go to starbucks, open our macbooks, sober up with a coffee, play some Joy Division, and report our awesomeness in chit-chat.
I feel totally ok with that
Pirate Utopian
27th October 2010, 22:01
pffft, and (...) in chit-chat.
At first I was gonna object to being called a hipster, but then you described my typical friday night.
Il Medico
28th October 2010, 01:04
pffft, and i was going to say i was going to hang with the hipsters with Pirate Utopian and Ravachol :p.. i still will though... the irony
but why the fuck Leo? he sounds awfully boring to hang with :rolleyes:
also, we'll probably end up leaving early anyway, bcuz of the major sausage fest, just being there for the PBR. And then head over to some really epic underground party that nobody on revleft ever heard of, on our fixies, while ironically smashing some parking meters on the way. We will probably take Marsella with us, because her bipolar disorder + massive blow stash is just fuckin a (in that case we will take Esperanza too). Then we will have a massive ironic orgy, with everyone at that party, and we will write ironic slogans on the bathroom walls with our sexjuices (in helvetica ofcourse). We will quote Sarte and Nietzsche from out of context gonzo journalism from Vice Magazine, and pretend to be deep. We will create a true happening against the spectacle, Situationist stylo, and do lots of drugs, and in our minds we will have achieved orgasmic nihilist communism.... TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Next morning we will all wake up in the gutter, go to starbucks, open our macbooks, sober up with a coffee, play some Joy Division, and report our awesomeness in chit-chat.
I'm with Raul Duke on this one, sounds fun.
Bad Grrrl Agro
28th October 2010, 16:37
(in that case we will take Esperanza too).
How the hell did I come in here? The only part that fits me is the bipolar.
Everyone should know that I'm not into uppers. I like things that will slow me down or maybe stop me cold.
I don't ride a "fixie" as I walk everywhere I go.
Orgy? Yeah? No, sex is a task for me. I'm too good to put out for free...
Starbucks? Really? Have you fried your brain? I do locally owned shops, hon...
Edit: I've put out for free in the occasional cases that I liked the person and wanted to make them happy. But I don't find fucking to be particularly fun.
Widerstand
28th October 2010, 16:47
pffft, and i was going to say i was going to hang with the hipsters with Pirate Utopian and Ravachol :p.. i still will though... the irony
but why the fuck Leo? he sounds awfully boring to hang with :rolleyes:
also, we'll probably end up leaving early anyway, bcuz of the major sausage fest, just being there for the PBR. And then head over to some really epic underground party that nobody on revleft ever heard of, on our fixies, while ironically smashing some parking meters on the way. We will probably take Marsella with us, because her bipolar disorder + massive blow stash is just fuckin a (in that case we will take Esperanza too). Then we will have a massive ironic orgy, with everyone at that party, and we will write ironic slogans on the bathroom walls with our sexjuices (in helvetica ofcourse). We will quote Sarte and Nietzsche from out of context gonzo journalism from Vice Magazine, and pretend to be deep. We will create a true happening against the spectacle, Situationist stylo, and do lots of drugs, and in our minds we will have achieved orgasmic nihilist communism.... TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Next morning we will all wake up in the gutter, go to starbucks, open our macbooks, sober up with a coffee, play some Joy Division, and report our awesomeness in chit-chat.
Let's dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony!
Bad Grrrl Agro
28th October 2010, 17:32
Let's dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony!
Eh, boring...
I'd rather lay down and rest while listening to folk music.
Widerstand
28th October 2010, 22:00
Eh, boring...
I'd rather lay down and rest while listening to folk music.
Wombat hater :(
Bad Grrrl Agro
29th October 2010, 01:29
Wombat hater :(
I like Koala Bears. Wombats are so 2008...
ckaihatsu
29th October 2010, 04:50
Huh? Hey, what's everyone doin' in here...? Just got up a moment ago...*yaaaaawwwwwwn*.... (rubs eyes)
Then we will have a massive ironic orgy, with everyone at that party, and we will write ironic slogans on the bathroom walls with our sexjuices (in helvetica ofcourse). We will quote Sarte and Nietzsche from out of context gonzo journalism from Vice Magazine, and pretend to be deep. We will create a true happening against the spectacle, Situationist stylo, and do lots of drugs, and in our minds we will have achieved orgasmic nihilist communism.... TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Uhhhhhhhhh, * yeah * -- I like *this* room here...! Looks like politics finally paid off!
At one point, I would imagine ckaihatsu (http://www.revleft.com/vb/member.php?u=16162) would want to show everyone his diagrams...
http://enterdialogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/boring-presentation-300x200.jpg
Heh -- that's what *you* think...!
*This* is *usually* the effect I have in the office (minus the dumb arrowhead necklace, of course):
http://partyfuckfest.adult-collections.com/images/2009/06/Fully%20Nude%20Birthday%20Party.jpg
http://bit.ly/9RMBPt
x D
Jazzratt
30th October 2010, 12:38
It's just occurred to me I'd love to hear ckhaihatsu talk in real life. I imagine him to *emphasise* words at *random*, all *the* time. It *would* be hilarious *to* listen to it, I *know* I would *laugh* my arse *off*.
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
30th October 2010, 12:43
It's just occurred to me I'd love to hear ckhaihatsu talk in real life. I imagine him to *emphasise* words at *random*, all *the* time. It *would* be hilarious *to* listen to it, I *know* I would *laugh* my arse *off*.
I'd probably punch him in the face.
Jazzratt
30th October 2010, 12:52
No you wouldn't. You might say something slightly mean to him but at the threat of violence we wouldn't see you for the dust.
ckaihatsu
30th October 2010, 12:59
Having fun in your own particular ways, I see....
ÑóẊîöʼn
30th October 2010, 13:03
It's just occurred to me I'd love to hear ckhaihatsu talk in real life. I imagine him to *emphasise* words at *random*, all *the* time. It *would* be hilarious *to* listen to it, I *know* I would *laugh* my arse *off*.
What I don't understand is how one can emphasise words with "asterisks" as opposed to using bold, italics or "quote marks".
I've always associated asterisks with actions, not statements. "Example":
*rolls eyes*
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
30th October 2010, 13:57
Having fun in your own particular ways, I see....
STOP USING *THESE* TOO EMPHASISE THINGs
Widerstand
30th October 2010, 14:00
STOP USING *THESE* TOO EMPHASISE THINGs
What's wrong with *these*, that is right with *those*?
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
30th October 2010, 15:18
What's wrong with *these*, that is right with *those*?
Lick my asshole.
Widerstand
30th October 2010, 15:29
Lick my asshole.
It'd be a pleasure!
Quail
30th October 2010, 16:11
It's just occurred to me I'd love to hear ckhaihatsu talk in real life. I imagine him to *emphasise* words at *random*, all *the* time. It *would* be hilarious *to* listen to it, I *know* I would *laugh* my arse *off*.
That actually made me laugh out loud.
Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures
31st October 2010, 14:57
It'd be a pleasure!
I don't wipe much...
NoOneIsIllegal
31st October 2010, 23:21
My nipples are so hard now.
9
31st October 2010, 23:30
christ.
gorillafuck
1st November 2010, 01:08
I have another idea- someone- perhaps myself- should write a story in a thread of its own involving every past and present member of the forum.
Sort of like the above post.
I would like to read that.
Quail
1st November 2010, 01:25
My nipples are so hard now.
My nipples are no longer pierced, which sucks. I took them out when I was breastfeeding and now they won't go back.
synthesis
1st November 2010, 03:05
*This* is *usually* the effect I have in the office (minus the dumb arrowhead necklace, of course)
How is this still up? (Not that it isn't hilarious.)
Bad Grrrl Agro
1st November 2010, 06:47
My nipples are no longer pierced, which sucks. I took them out when I was breastfeeding and now they won't go back.
The arreolas (I can't spell that) of my nipples have grown since May.
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