anything>>>>>SHARING A ROOM AT UNI

[bailey_187]

only good thing is its alot cheaper, but fuck its annoying

atleast my roomate is some quiet reserved shy person, so im the annoying one, but still, fuck this

[bricolage]

My mate had to share a room at uni, but his roommate got so pissed off that he couldn't bring his girlfriend round all the time that he paid however much it was to get another room meaning my mate got an enormous room to himself for cheap rates. Maybe you just need to piss off the other guy enough for him to leave?

[Os Cangaceiros]

Funny, I never really minded having a roommate in college.

[Sam_b]

I shared a room when I was studying in Prague. It wasn't so bad. Still beats living with your folks.

[Dr Mindbender]

how do you masturbate in peace?

[synthesis]

I had two roommates as a freshman that I was cool with; problem was, I scheduled all my classes in the afternoon, while theirs were in the morning. Wouldn't be so bad, except I would get woken up at 8 A.M. by a deluge of fucking Axe spray, which I'm allergic to. I moved out as quick as I could... I hope they didn't take it personally.

[JazzRemington]

Unfortunately, I never got to experience "dorm life". I don't know how I would've felt about sharing what amounts of a bedroom with someone. Depending on the person, I might have more fun being annoying than anything.

[KC]

Befriend him. It will make the experience a lot better.

[Obs]

how do you masturbate in peace?
Well, depends. Are we talking inner peace here?

[LeninBalls]

I live with a 30 year old Chinese computer technician and a 40 year old guy who gave up on life. I'm not even 20. I was kinda hoping my house would be more student-y and people I can talk to my age, I get really bored/lonely at times. It's cheap and extremely clean at least.

[Quail]

What do you do if you want to have sex with someone?

[Jazzratt]

how do you masturbate in peace?


What do you do if you want to have sex with someone?

Technocracy and its supporters raise all the important questions.

P.S Mindbender, you're married I'm sure you know all the clandestine wanking strategies :lol:

[Kléber]

What do you do if you want to have sex with someone?The North American college tradition is to verbally abuse your roommate(s), maybe even throw objects at them out of spite as they attempt to sleep, while loudly reaming your significant other (or better yet, said roommate's significant other) in the adjacent bed. And you wonder why MTW's want to destroy the whole kit and caboodle of Western civilization.

I once roomed with a Hobbesian wild man (he was there very little but the times he was present were uncomfortably tense, like fear for your safety and possessions) and a zombified MMO addict who could manage to play 3 games at once using ALT+TAB - an online RPG macro-leveling itself, a strategy game that took a long time to compute turns, and a side-scroller to fill in the gaps - to whose feverish clicking and typing I would go to sleep and wake up - he took 4-hour naps instead of sleeping. None of the 5 house residents tolerated smoking weed inside either... although I used that to troll them near the end ("What? I don't smell anything. That wasn't me.") The stories go on but thinking of it makes me angry. When I started college, spent money like an idiot, and had my own room, I was hiding sexual liaisons from one another and getting noise complaints about all the fucking. Once I moved in with roommates my sex life was practically over for the many long months I was stuck in that shithouse! Those were just really crappy people though, it's not always that bad.

[bailey_187]

What do you do if you want to have sex with someone?


he's always asleep when i come back from nightout (atleast i think he is) so just do it anyway with him in room. is kind of awkward next day though.

my roomate hasnt brought back any girls yet so i dno what i will do if he does. maybe ill make a joke or say something inapropriate. i dont think he will bring many, if any, back though. he dont seem like the type of guy to.

[bailey_187]

how do you masturbate in peace?

not often lol

[bailey_187]

Befriend him. It will make the experience a lot better.

i tried in first week, but we have like nothing in common. he came with me to clubs and he seemed akward

[Magón]

I live with a house full of friends, rather a dorm room. It's easier since there's like six of us paying for the house, and we'v all known each other for a good couple years in some cases. Plus, HOUSE PARTIES!!!!!! *NEED A EMOTICON THAT'S DRINKING BEER OR SOMETHING*

[NecroCommie]

The answers to this thread are awesome in their leftyness. "What do you to when you want to masturbate?", "What do you do when you want to have sex?" :lol:

[Achara]

Is there anything lefty about that? They seem like pretty standard questions.

[NecroCommie]

Right wingers hate sex, didn't you know that?

[NecroCommie]

I would like to add that it is propably because they suck at it. :D And there is scientific evidence to support this theory too!

[Jack]

only good thing is its alot cheaper, but fuck its annoying

atleast my roomate is some quiet reserved shy person, so im the annoying one, but still, fuck this

I understand, my fatass, lazy roomate is sitting next to me with his dumb friend and they're listening to 2 different songs on their laptops not talking to eachother, looking confused.

I have to wait 2 weeks until I can move out, too :(.

[KC]

i tried in first week, but we have like nothing in common. he came with me to clubs and he seemed akward

Meh, everyone has something about them that's awesome, you just gotta probe and see what will get him to open up a bit.

Wow that sounded gross.

[Honggweilo]

how do you masturbate in peace?

let your roommate do it for you

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

Well at least with my roommate, we don't share a bedroom like some 19th century russian prole. Bailey thou, you'll just get used to the embarrsing bodily functions and needs of your roomate after a while though, soon you will look forward to your roomies audible evening dump, which signals it is time to go to sleep

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

Well at least with my roommate, we don't share a bedroom like some 19th century russian prole. Bailey thou, you'll just get used to the embarrsing bodily functions and needs of your roomate after a while though, soon you will look forward to the familar sound of your roomies evening dump, which signals it is time to go to wind down and go to sleep

[REVLEFT'S BIEGGST MATSER TROL]

hell yeah thread ruined.

[bailey_187]

i drove him away, he couldnt handle the taylor gang lifestyle, he is moving out when new term starts :lol:

[brigadista]

he's always asleep when i come back from nightout (atleast i think he is) so just do it anyway with him in room. is kind of awkward next day though.

my roomate hasnt brought back any girls yet so i dno what i will do if he does. maybe ill make a joke or say something inapropriate. i dont think he will bring many, if any, back though. he dont seem like the type of guy to.

cant you negotiate a shift system with him so you both get some privacy?

[bailey_187]

nah wasnt really possible because id come back like 4am from being out and hed be asleep, so cant ask him to sit in the kitchen for x amount of time at 4am when hes got a lecture or whatever next day lol

dont matter now though, hes gone

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

If you have to share a room anyway, you might as well live in a punk house.
Free food.
Nobody minds that you're having sex (by yrself or with partner/s) three feet away.
Smoke weed at house meetings.

[Bright Banana Beard]

If you have to share a room anyway, you might as well live in a punk house.
Free food.
Nobody minds that you're having sex (by yrself or with partner/s) three feet away.
Smoke weed at house meetings.

Where do I find this "punk house?"

[Tablo]

how do you masturbate in peace?
I admit it can be a challenge.


What do you do if you want to have sex with someone?
I tell him I'm having someone over and that he can watch if he wants(he never wants to). Then if I'm pissed at him I make super bed by pushing both our beds together and having sex on them. It is always funny when he comes back to see the beds together.

[Kléber]

If you have to share a room anyway, you might as well live in a punk house.
Free food.
Nobody minds that you're having sex (by yrself or with partner/s) three feet away.
Smoke weed at house meetings.
Sounds great, however I found that once you live in a radical lifestylist co-op for too long, eventually the pervasive mysterious smell, the lackadaisical attitude toward keeping bathrooms clean, the people having sex and dying of drug overdoses several feet away from you, and the house meetings where you get group-criticized for the most mundane shit by even if you never complain about what other people do... it all just kinda gets to you. Don't get me wrong, it's a very interesting experience that I would recommend to anyone, even hypochondriacs who wouldn't last five minutes in such a den. I just shudder at the memories sometimes. Call me a bourgeois-minded individualist, but as long as I can afford to, I always want to have my own bedroom at least, and share a bathroom/kitchen with as few people as possible.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

Sounds great, however I found that once you live in a radical lifestylist co-op for too long, eventually the pervasive mysterious smell, the lackadaisical attitude toward keeping bathrooms clean, the people having sex and dying of drug overdoses several feet away from you, and the house meetings where you get group-criticized for the most mundane shit by even if you never complain about what other people do... it all just kinda gets to you. Don't get me wrong, it's a very interesting experience that I would recommend to anyone, even hypochondriacs who wouldn't last five minutes in such a den. I just shudder at the memories sometimes. Call me a bourgeois-minded individualist, but as long as I can afford to, I always want to have my own bedroom at least, and share a bathroom/kitchen with as few people as possible.

I bet you totally didn't do yr dishes, and/or made something with dairy on yr dinner night.

[Jack]

he couldnt handle the taylor gang lifestyle


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kléber]

I don't shirk household chores. People who don't help out are the worst. I will confess to not understanding how vegans can survive without animal protein, and maybe chucking some butter into the pot of stew when I shouldnt' have.

[Tablo]

I don't shirk household chores. People who don't help out are the worst. I will confess to not understanding how vegans can survive without animal protein, and maybe chucking some butter into the pot of stew when I shouldnt' have.
My roommate never does any of his chores. He is such a fucking pig. I ask him to do one thing adn that was wash the dishes. I cleaned the whole place and the fucker didn't even do his one chore! ARGH!!!!!!!!

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

I don't shirk household chores. People who don't help out are the worst. I will confess to not understanding how vegans can survive without animal protein, and maybe chucking some butter into the pot of stew when I shouldnt' have.


My roommate never does any of his chores. He is such a fucking pig. I ask him to do one thing adn that was wash the dishes. I cleaned the whole place and the fucker didn't even do his one chore! ARGH!!!!!!!!

Punk Haus justice - sleep with all of his lovers, puke in his bed, and write a stoopid song about him.

[TC]

I went to university in London where it seems almost no one shared a room - I was in a dorm my first year in a mixed-gender "apartment" where we all had separate ensuite rooms and shared a kitchen and common room (most dorms had shared shower/toilet rooms though)...

after that I moved to an apartment with two other girls - one of whom turned out to be totally scary and mean (after we had been friends for some time prior) - it was always pretty clean though (and we had separate rooms so the significant-other issue didn't arise)

[Fawkes]

My freshman year I shared a room with two other people, but it ended up being fucking awesome.

We once tried to get our room as cold as possible by opening our windows and letting the 15 degree air come in. Meanwhile, we turned the shower on as hot as it would go in both of our bathrooms and kept the door closed. Our goal was to make it snow... it didn't work.

We also triple-stacked our bunk beds, that was awesome.

Fair amount of cross-dressing, nudity (mostly on my part), and covering every square inch in post-it notes with dirty sayings when one of my roommates was gone.

We had a huge water fight where we got various cups and pots and threw water on each other. That was mostly in the hall though. I was the only prepared one who wore a bathing suit.

We once had the Resident Director walk into our room for a noise complaint as we were smoking a bowl of salvia and tripping, that was fun.

It was a jock, a computer nerd, and me, I don't know how the hell we ended up getting along so well.


What do you do if you want to have sex with someone?
One of the girls across the hall from me who also was in a triple had a threesome while her two roommates were sitting in the room. Generally you do one of three things:
- Ask them to leave
- Just do it with them there
- Get creative in finding other places to get away with it