Leftist pick-up lines

[Fulanito de Tal]

I thought it would be fun and interesting to see some leftist pick-up lines. Send what you got.

Here's mine:
Excuse madame, are those jeans capitalist? Because they're oppressing the masses. :lol:

[synthesis]

Pick-up lines are counter-revolutionary.

[ContrarianLemming]

durrr partriarchy!

"Baby, wanna get hammered and sickled?"

(from the leninade paper)

[Fulanito de Tal]

Anyone can pick up anyone within an appropriate age range. How about that?

I think sexuality should be embraced. I don't know what's wrong with thinking someone is sexy. :confused: It's part of being human.

[¿Que?]

Hey babe. How about you and me go make some riot porn!

EDIT: Anyone who participates in this thread is sexist and misogynist. I need to be re-educated.

[synthesis]

Anyone can pick up anyone within an appropriate age range. How about that?

I think sexuality should be embraced. I don't know what's wrong with thinking someone is sexy. :confused: It's part of being human.

Sexuality is counter-revolutionary.

[Fulanito de Tal]

Sexuality is counter-revolutionary.

Wow. I'm completely lost on this one then. :confused:

[synthesis]

Wow. I'm completely lost on this one then. :confused:
Confusion is counter-revolutionary.

[Weezer]

I'll spread your revolution all night long.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Comrade, I gonna revolutionize you and gonna make you a better comrade than ever before! Viva la sexalista! Come join the fights!

[Jimmie Higgins]

"Is that all three volumes of Capital in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

"We are the workers, the horny horny workers"

"no war but the ass war!"

"I openly declare that my ends can only be attained through the forcible overthrow of all your clothes"

"Did anyone every tell you that you are simply dialectical?"

"Did you know that socialists do it from the bottom up?"




There are others I thought of, but I should stop before I get banned:D.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

"Hey, comrade. What's yr tendency?"
"Nice analysis of ___________ (the Soviet Union/Empire/the Metropolis). Let's fuck."

[Fulanito de Tal]

"I openly declare that my ends can only be attained through the forcible overthrow of all your clothes"

"Did anyone every tell you that you are simply dialectical?"

"Did you know that socialists do it from the bottom up?"
:laugh:

[NoOneIsIllegal]

http://api.ning.com/files/ZvsfGZlN8U5KWis6wTnkY-I7CFDoDpHiEaubTIUVU7Nxe2Jo39Vlj44LFLfA9bM4XvldPNIa 2g2OvXcTx6JJfeI60r7nwzK8/Kim_dat_ass.jpg

[Axle]

"Hey, wanna see my worker uprising?"

Also, that KJI pic is officially my favorite thing ever.

[¿Que?]

I've sort of been on this for a few days now...I'm gonna post it anyway


This production only makes its appearance with the increase of population. In its turn this presupposes the intercourse [Verkehr] of individuals with one another. The form of this intercourse is again determined by production.

The German Ideology (http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/german-ideology/ch01a.htm#a2)

[Axle]

I've sort of been on this for a few days now...I'm gonna post it anyway



The German Ideology (http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/german-ideology/ch01a.htm#a2)

Say it while holding a pipe

[synthesis]

"Is that all three volumes of Capital in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

"We are the workers, the horny horny workers"

"no war but the ass war!"

"I openly declare that my ends can only be attained through the forcible overthrow of all your clothes"

"Did anyone every tell you that you are simply dialectical?"

"Did you know that socialists do it from the bottom up?"




There are others I thought of, but I should stop before I get banned:D.

O-Towners are counter-revolutionary.

(Joking)

PS: "There is no there, there."

[Rusty Shackleford]

"I openly declare that my ends can only be attained through the forcible overthrow of all your clothes"

There are others I thought of, but I should stop before I get banned:D.
probably shoulda stopped one post before that one lol.

that could and has been taken very negatively.

its funny but one of those jerking your collar with a strained look on your face type ones.
http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/d/7/1/4/Businessman_pulling_collar_b3ac.jpg?adImageId=3147 453&imageId=5099303

but from the side and in a "yeesh" type style.

[graymouser]

My wife always goes on about how "socialism from below" (the slogan on an old Solidarity t-shirt that I have) sounds like it should be some kind of penis joke. "Hey baby, wanna try socialism from below?" ;)

[Sir Comradical]

Anyone can pick up anyone within an appropriate age range. How about that?

I think sexuality should be embraced. I don't know what's wrong with thinking someone is sexy. :confused: It's part of being human.

Being human is counter-revolutionary.

Here's one: hey girl, your sickle-like curves got me hard like a hammer.

[the last donut of the night]

LOL heteronormativity in leftist circles

[Stand Your Ground]

LOL heteronormativity in leftist circles
What was said was 'leftist pick up lines' not 'straight pick up lines'.

Just because no one said anything other than straight isn't the OP's fault.

[¿Que?]

I'll get behind your movement, if later you get behind mine:)

[gorillafuck]

LOL heteronormativity in leftist circles
LOL These pick up lines haven't been heteronormative at all.

[Quail]

They do seem to be aimed at women though. Bad pick up lines are funny. They'd never work on me.

[An archist]

They do seem to be aimed at women though. Bad pick up lines are funny. They'd never work on me.
I didn't know pick-up lines where supposed to work.
Nobody uses them seriously, do they?

[Quail]

I don't think so, although I've had some pretty lame comments from guys in bars in the past.

[Stand Your Ground]

I don't think so, although I've had some pretty lame comments from guys in bars in the past.
That explains it.

[Quail]

Yeah, probably.

[ZeroNowhere]

Sexuality is counter-revolutionary.
The Russian revolution degenerated because it didn't contain enough asexuals.

[Nwoye]

"Hey, wanna fuck?"

I guess that's not really a leftist pickup line.

[Jimmie Higgins]

LOL These pick up lines haven't been heteronormative at all.Yeah, actually I tried to think of ones that almost anyone could use. Aside from the first one which could only be used by someone to a guy, the rest were purposefully neutral. Not that I suggest using them, it's a joke thread - and people should particularly not use the ones I thought of because most are just bad puns anyway.



"I openly declare that my ends can only be attained through the forcible overthrow of all your clothes"probably shoulda stopped one post before that one lol.

that could and has been taken very negatively.Heh, yeah [sweat] I can see that [tugs collar]. Hopefully the "my ends" part (which I intended to be seen as "my ass") saves it from suggesting a rape joke - but yeah, "ends" could still be seen as it was originally used as in "aims". It's hard to think of Marx quotes that can be turned into pick up lines: "A specter is haunting Europe... so why don't you get under the covers with me"

[Il Medico]

I can only think of one....

"Hey baby, is that a worker uprising in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

EDIT: and two....

"Hey Worker stud, the revolution is on in my bed room, care to rise up and overthrow your clothing?"


Both are bad.

[the last donut of the night]

lol guys don't take me that seriously. i just think that these sexuality threads usually derail into something more than heteronormative, usually sexist. especially porn threads (oh god)

[fa2991]

I like the bit in Mark Steel's lecture about Marx where Marx is having sex with the maid and right before says "Up the proletariat!" :thumbup1:

[A.J.]

They don't call me Red Rum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rum) just because I'm an alcoholic Communist.

[Saorsa]

Hello I am a communist

Shall we copulate?

[Jack]

I know I've said this on the forum before, but whatever.

"There's a vanguard party in my pants, and you're invited."

[Honggweilo]

this thread should be renamed to "how to ensure lifelong celibacy"

[NecroCommie]

This thread is so depressing. :(

[Lyev]

"hai baby, I wouldn't mind getting a hold of your means of production"

[Sam_b]

You're all terrible, terrible people.

But hey I guess 'hey baby' is cool if it's a communist 'pick-up' line eh? I honestly wish I didn't identify with the left at times as half of you are idiots.

[Il Medico]

You're all terrible, terrible people.

But hey I guess 'hey baby' is cool if it's a communist 'pick-up' line eh? I honestly wish I didn't identify with the left at times as half of you are idiots.
At least its only half. We're doing quite a bit better than the right on that front.

Also, don't all pick up lines start with "hey baby", Sam?

Besides, pick up lines, leftist or otherwise are ridiculously stupid, so saying 'hey baby' fits right in.

[Honggweilo]

You're all terrible, terrible people.

But hey I guess 'hey baby' is cool if it's a communist 'pick-up' line eh? I honestly wish I didn't identify with the left at times as half of you are idiots.

hear hear, for once i agree with grumpy



Pick up lines are a total waste of time, if you want the "cockyfunny" guy impression, just improvise to the situation and just say hi first with a straight face for once. Once your past that post you're confident enough just to be yourself. Someone who thinks politics is a turn on in any flirting situation is a social-reject confinded to the loney walls of the intarwebz. Someone who thinks this thread is even remotely funny, shouldnt even bother flirting in the first place, and get a sence of humor first.

[Achara]

Seriously, I don't think anyone except totally clueless guys take pickup-lines seriously anyway (altho, perhaps that would include most guys on here anyhow). They're pretty much used exclusively in a meant-to-be-corny-way; the corniness of the pick up line and jokin bout it is really what is the 'pick up.' Just sayin'.

[Lyev]

hear hear, for once i agree with grumpy



Pick up lines are a total waste of time, if you want the "cockyfunny" guy impression, just improvise to the situation and just say hi first with a straight face for once. Once your past that post you're confident enough just to be yourself. Someone who thinks politics is a turn on in any flirting situation is a social-reject confinded to the loney walls of the intarwebz. Someone who thinks this thread is even remotely funny, shouldnt even bother flirting in the first place, and get a sence of humor first.I was writing down a list of all the good lines from this thread (and there are lots!). Does this mean I have to throw it away now? :(

[Il Medico]

I was writing down a list of all the good lines from this thread (and there is lots!). Does this mean I have to throw it away now? :(
Actually, it means you will never succeed at romantic contact with other human beings.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Seriously, I don't think anyone except totally clueless guys take pickup-lines seriously anyway (altho, perhaps that would include most guys on here anyhow). They're pretty much used exclusively in a meant-to-be-corny-way; the corniness of the pick up line and jokin bout it is really what is the 'pick up.' Just sayin'.

This. This is chit-chat, lads.

[Jack]

This. This is chit-chat, lads.

This, also, we wouldn't be aiming for funny/corny ones if we were serious.

[Wanted Man]

This thread is so depressing. :(

It should be trashed. Not even for political or otherwise serious reasons, but because it's so unfunny that anyone reading it will automatically lose some of their humour, probably making it more difficult to "pick up" anyone in the near future. Every month there is a "leftist pick-up line" thread, and it's always a bit worse than the last one.

What's wrong with Chit Chat and Revleft in general, anyway? You people all fucking suck. We should ban anybody who joined in 2009 or later just to be on the safe side.

[gorillafuck]

You're all terrible, terrible people.

But hey I guess 'hey baby' is cool if it's a communist 'pick-up' line eh? I honestly wish I didn't identify with the left at times as half of you are idiots.
As unfunny as I think most of this thread is, you're an irritating pseudo-intelligent asshole.

[Sam_b]

This. This is chit-chat, lads.

You've hit the nail on the head. It's all a bit of innocent 'lads' fun, the tried and tested excuse of internet forums/male magazines/men at bars to excuse mysogeny and behaviour. It's all good for the men here to say to 'lighten up' 'this is chat chat' 'come on lads'. Then for some, it's pretty easy and convenient to forget their politics in the face of boy's club fun or because this isn't supposed to be a 'serious' forum.

People like you should fuck off.

[Sam_b]

As unfunny as I think most of this thread is, you're an irritating pseudo-intelligent asshole.

You certainly are eloquent for a user that lists one of his hobbies as 'masturbating'.

[gorillafuck]

You certainly are eloquent for a user that lists one of his hobbies as 'masturbating'.
Also 'watching you while you sleep'. I do those after I get home from work, which is 'punching grizzly bears right in the fucking face'. It's an alright job.

You only post in chit-chat to try to show that you think that you're better than everyone else and be miserable. You're a pretentious moron, it's pathetic.

[Quail]

You've hit the nail on the head. It's all a bit of innocent 'lads' fun, the tried and tested excuse of internet forums/male magazines/men at bars to excuse mysogeny and behaviour. It's all good for the men here to say to 'lighten up' 'this is chat chat' 'come on lads'. Then for some, it's pretty easy and convenient to forget their politics in the face of boy's club fun or because this isn't supposed to be a 'serious' forum.

People like you should fuck off.
To be fair, "baby" isn't a gendered term, and I don't think chat-up lines are offensive (unless they're inappropriately graphic or something). They're more just pathetic than anything else.

[ContrarianLemming]

Sam: I find it peculiar how you seem to act like such an awful anti social prick (and seem aware of it) and don't seem particulary interested in changing, are you a prick in RL?

[Sam_b]

Sam: I find it peculiar how you seem to act like such an awful anti social prick (and seem aware of it) and don't seem particulary interested in changing, are you a prick in RL?

"hates it when porn has a story"


You're a pretentious moron, it's pathetic

You could always just select 'ignore'. Or are you looking for an internet feud to boost your cred?

Funny how you're getting mouthy all of a sudden. Seems that me as a target is easier than defending this thread, but it's okay, you said it isn't funny! Becuase, yeah, that's the crux here.

[ContrarianLemming]

"hates it when porn has a story"

I think that's unrelated, but what do you mean by this?

[Bright Banana Beard]

You've hit the nail on the head. It's all a bit of innocent 'lads' fun, the tried and tested excuse of internet forums/male magazines/men at bars to excuse misogyny and behavior. It's all good for the men here to say to 'lighten up' 'this is chat chat' 'come on lads'. Then for some, it's pretty easy and convenient to forget their politics in the face of boy's club fun or because this isn't supposed to be a 'serious' forum.

People like you should fuck off.

Since when chit-chat tend to be taken seriously? You're one sad ignorant prick that have no ideas about what we're all thinking. Go ahead and accuse me of these things, which I hope it make you feel so "righteous."

[gorillafuck]

You could always just select 'ignore'. Or are you looking for an internet feud to boost your cred? Funny how you're getting mouthy all of a sudden.
If I was looking for an internet feud, I would have said something earlier. Also, you make fun of and criticize people on this site. Is that to increase your cred? You're hardly someone to be telling me to put people I don't like on ignore, or to ignore things I don't like. You make sure that everyone knows you hate everything and everyone.


Seems that me as a target is easier than defending this thread, but it's okay, you said it isn't funny! Becuase, yeah, that's the crux here.Are you trying to say that instead of defending this thread, I decided to personally attack you to mask my true intentions or something? I didn't even say anything in this thread, aside from saying to YHMO! that it wasn't heteronormative. Because the posts before his, I didn't see any jokes that I thought were. I called you out because all your posts reek of pretentious asshole.

[Sam_b]

Has the levee just broke?

BTW I like muffins so you're wrong.

[Obs]

You've hit the nail on the head. It's all a bit of innocent 'lads' fun, the tried and tested excuse of internet forums/male magazines/men at bars to excuse mysogeny and behaviour. It's all good for the men here to say to 'lighten up' 'this is chat chat' 'come on lads'. Then for some, it's pretty easy and convenient to forget their politics in the face of boy's club fun or because this isn't supposed to be a 'serious' forum.

People like you should fuck off.
Yes the very concept of men attempting to have sex with women is misogynist.

[Nolan]

More sam spam. :(

[Aurora]

I love how everyone is getting butthurt at Sam :laugh:

If you knew he has a wispy soft voice and plays acoustic guitar you'd know better lol

[Il Medico]

Sam be trollin all ya'll.:laugh:


We should ban anybody who joined in May 2009 or later just to be on the safe side.
fixed.

[Amphictyonis]

"Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation, and destroy the male sex" :)

[Martin Blank]

I'm married, so I don't need pick-up lines. However, one silly pick-up line did cross my mind:

Hey there! How would like your very own communist revolution?

[Honggweilo]

I'm married, so I don't need pick-up lines. However, one silly pick-up line did cross my mind:

Hey there! How would like your very own communist revolution?

thank god that you're married already, that was the worst one in this thread yet :laugh:

[Honggweilo]

You certainly are eloquent for a user that lists one of his hobbies as 'masturbating'.

social conservative

[Obs]

I love how everyone is getting butthurt at Sam :laugh:

If you knew he has a wispy soft voice and plays acoustic guitar you'd know better lol
Please ban for leaking personal information.

[Uppercut]

"Wanna have buttsecks?"

That one usually works.

[praxis1966]

Can't think of any really good ones, primarily because Jimmy Higgins stole all the good ones, but I can remember a mildly funny related story.

When I was like 19, I started dating this girl who had just moved to town. She was pretty attractive and since I went to a small community college every dude in my social circle (we were all alt kids and so was she) started swarming all over her like flies on shit. Anyway, when we started dating, none of my friends could believe it. I remember the two of us, she and I, going to a house party. It's worth mentioning at this point that most of my friends were either apolitical or ranged from centrist to center-left. Anyway, one of them (my buddies) says to her, "What the fuck do you see in him anyway? What, does he whisper sweet Marxisms in your ear? 'Workers of the world unite in bed. We have nothing to lose but our underbritches.'" And I'm all, "Dude, I'm right here. I can hear you."

[Lyev]

maybe we should ban everyone who joined before 2009, and let all the post-'09 lot stay, because the former are so grumpy

[Zanthorus]

"I'm not just any Leninist, I'm a 'hard' Leninist."

Works particularly well on Cliffites.

[Martin Blank]

thank god that you're married already, that was the worst one in this thread yet :laugh:

Leave it to me to lower the quality standards of a Chit-Chat thread. :D

[Honggweilo]

"I'm not just any Leninist, I'm a 'hard' Leninist."

Works particularly well on Cliffites.

my face when reading this

http://i55.tinypic.com/2emd4lw.gif

If we're going to do this corny crap, then do it right

"I'm like krusthev in the 60's baby and there is a missle crisis in my pants, and you just might be the red button to make me go all out nuclear at my place"

and if she/he says no

"dont make me take of my shoe!"

it doesnt get any better, lets just let this thread rest in peace shall we?

[Reznov]

Modern-day Casa Nova's :laugh:

[Jimmie Higgins]

"I'm not just any Leninist, I'm a 'hard' Leninist."

Works particularly well on Cliffites.I have no idea what this line means but... are you doing anything later?:tt1:

[Jazzratt]

Leave it to me to lower the quality standards of a Chit-Chat thread. :D Leave it to you to do WHAT (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible)?

[Lenina Rosenweg]

I'm not sure how I feel about the whole concept of pick up lines but, if we must...

These are off libcom


10 "Hey sweet thang, wanna dictate my proletariat?"

9 "My revolutionary Party has a huge, militant membership - wanna lesson in Entryism?"

8 "Is your father a commisar of production and distribution? Because he surely expropriated some bourgeois diamonds for your eyes"

7 "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need to be broken of your false consciousness by the vanguard since without us you're only capable of trade union consciousness?"

6 "Hey baby, If I said you had a peasantry capable of being led by a tiny working class would you hold it against me?"

5 "Wanna see my bra? It's a size (Provisional)CC"

4 "Trotsky was all for women's lib, you know... have you heard of Nadezhda Krupskaya?"

3 "Is that a deflected permanent revolution in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

2 "Like my hairstyle? I've done it up like a pimp..."

1 "Are you a girl? Please will you talk to me. I promise not to mention Trotsky"

Extra-special bonus Posadist* pick-up line:
"Did it hurt? When you fell from your sexy spaceship come to liberate the proletariat?"

[Palingenisis]

1 "Are you a girl? Please will you talk to me. I promise not to mention Trotsky"



Are Trotskyite men that bad??? :confused:

Oh the joys of Stalinism...:blushing:

[DaComm]

2 "Like my hairstyle? I've done it up like a pimp..."


:confused:

[synthesis]

:confused:
That was easily the best one in this thread.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Are Trotskyite men that bad??? :confused:

Oh the joys of Stalinism...:blushing:

Naw, most Trotskyist men I know are really nice. I've never heard anyone use these "pick up lines" and it would sound absurd if anyone actually did. They are more along the line of anarchist cracks at Trots.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

The last few times a pick up line won me over they said things like:

"You're hot"

or

"You're just sexxxi"



Those seemed to have worked on me. But then again, I'm easy with no self respect.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

5 "Wanna see my bra? It's a size (Provisional)CC"

You lucky commie! I am still a size 34 :blackA:

[Honggweilo]

WHY WONT THIS FUCKING THREAD DIE!!!

must... resist... abusing... modpowers... close... button

[Cooler Reds Will Prevail]

Hey girl, is your bra made by the Fourth International? Because it looks like it's about to split!!!

:laugh:

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Last night I gave head like the french revolution.

[A Proletarian Manifesto]

Last night I gave head like the french revolution.

I dont understand how this is a pick up line.

[A Proletarian Manifesto]

"Have you ever heard of classwa... ah fuck it, just pull up your skirt."

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I dont understand how this is a pick up line.
It was random and out of place and I was a little high.

[Jazzhands]

Hey girl, is your bra made by the Fourth International? Because it looks like it's about to split!!!

:laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:


Last night I gave head like the french revolution

So...much...potential...WASTED! this one actually could have been glorious if it had been worded in a way that made any sense.

[gorillafuck]

2 "Like my hairstyle? I've done it up like a pimp..."
....