Piss Test

[Scary Monster]

So I have an imminent drug test in about a week and a half. Ive smoked the good ol' Ghanja about once every other day or two, for the past month (We were smokin out of a pipe most of the time. Only recently have we hotboxed in a car using a bong). Before that, it would only be a week or two between hits. I started smokin only about a few months ago. I am 150lbs and 5' 11" tall with a fucking fast metabolism, cuz im kinda skinny, and my diet for most of my life largely consists of cheesburgers, cereal, coca-cola and pizza yet i never gain weight.

So how long would it take me to get enough THC outta my body in time to pass the drug test? I hear drinkin lots of water and cranberry juice gets it out real fast, but i doubt theres any real truth to that. Anyone with a similar body type as mine pass a urine test after they smoked just a week, or less, before?

[Os Cangaceiros]

So how long would it take me to get enough THC outta my body in time to pass the drug test?

Short answer? It depends.

Also, anyone who tells you that drinking a lot of water helps obviously knows nothing about how THC is stored in the body. THC is stored in your fat reserves, and from there is passed into bodily waste...drinking a lot of water is going to do fuck all except dilute the sample, which will make anyone who's looking at it instantly suspicious. The good news here is that since you say you have a high metabolism, there's a fair chance that it'll be gone fast, although your rate of use makes the possibility of it being undetectable within a week seem unlikely. Hopefully the test is for a job, and not for johnny law.

[bcbm]

buy one of those clean out kits if you can. i hear from some friends who've been inside you can drink a little bit of bleach to do the trick too, but i really wouldn't advise that.

[The Fighting_Crusnik]

Lay off the drugs, go to a sauna, exercise like none other and drink a shit load of water. And hope to God that they don't take a hair sample. :p Basically, if you keep flushing your body by drinking water and then sweating that water out, the bad stuff will go away.

[Sentinel]

Also, anyone who tells you that drinking a lot of water helps obviously knows nothing about how THC is stored in the body. THC is stored in your fat reserves, and from there is passed into bodily waste...drinking a lot of water is going to do fuck all except dilute the sample, which will make anyone who's looking at it instantly suspicious.


Indeed, but there are methods to fool them. It's mainly the color of the urine they react to, it's too clear. This can be helped by eating lots of vitamin b.

They may also test the creatine level of the urine to detect if it's been diluted, however, although I've heard the this is mainly when they already are suspecting something. In any case, both creatine and b-vitamin pills can be found in sports nutrition shops.

Anyway, the thc is indeed stored in bodyfat. Thus to get rid of it faster, they (experts) say that you should excercise like crazy, but quit it a couple of days before. This is important because otherwise there will be more, not less thc in the urine.

Then during those last days you should eat a lot of fat to build up a fresh layer of fat upon the 'contaminated' one. Also, skinny persons should have a better chance of making it, as the thc has less fat to stick to, so that speaks in favor of the chances of the OP having made it.

Would be interesting to hear how it went.

[Mood]

There's a FAQ available on Erowid. I'd link you to it, but I apparently need 25 posts to do so.