What are some cutting insults to capitalists?

[Burn A Flag]

I live in a particulary reactionary area of the USA, and I am getting annyoed by cappies mocking my ideology. They have no valid arguments and it's not real debate, and will never progress to such since they are idiotic douchebags. I would love to hear some insults that might actually insult cappies, and that they might feel relevantly apply to them. Yes, I can just insult them with normal things, but I feel the need to insult them ideologically.

[Agnapostate]

There are actual capitalists who engage in regular debate with you? Or proponents of capitalism?

[Kuppo Shakur]

Proles, all of em.

[Magón]

CRUSH ANY WORKERS LATELY YOU FUCKING PRICK! (I actually yelled that at a guy once, which nothing came of except him yelling back, "FUCKING ANARCHIST!") :thumbup1:

[ContrarianLemming]

"Class traitor" is pretty peculiar sounding, something I almost always say to proponants of capitalism, yet there workers.

[mikelepore]

Compare them to Ebenezer Scrooge.

If I had my way, any fool who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!

(I mean the pre-ghost Scrooge, because the post-ghost Scrooge was rehabilitated.)

[Agnapostate]

Capitalists and pro-capitalists alike dislike the fact that the wealth of presently existing capitalists is built on the efforts of countless prior generations. More prideful capitalists will resent this, though more honest ones like Buffett will admit it. When I got into a heated exchange with this multi-millionaire fund manager (http://money.cnn.com/2008/04/01/pf/funds/best_fundmanager.moneymag/index.htm), he certainly got annoyed. I've always liked this little cartoon:

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo18/Dolgoff/ed4a754f.png

[EvilRedGuy]

Greatest cartoon ever.

[Sasha]

in germany and the netherlands we sing a song at demonstartions
it goes like this:

"your kids will end up with/like us" (repeat)

[Vendetta]

Your mother.

[Widerstand]

in germany and the netherlands we sing a song at demonstartions
it goes like this:

"your kids will end up with/like us" (repeat)

wut?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

wut?

The dutch are a strange, orange obsessed people.

[EvilRedGuy]

in germany and the netherlands we sing a song at demonstartions
it goes like this:

"your kids will end up with/like us" (repeat)

Pedophile?

[Sasha]

huhr huhr,
no it translates a bit poorly "jullie kinderen worden later net als wij"
maybe "your kids will later become like us"?

[Widerstand]

huhr huhr,
no it translates a bit poorly "jullie kinderen worden later net als wij"
maybe "your kids will later become like us"?

do you mean "eure Kinder werden auch mal so wie wir?" :confused:

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

I feel like making folk who identify with capitalism complicit in resisting it is one of the best ways of communicating with them - feed them some tasty food that "fell off the truck", show them the joy of slashing tires, or give them practical lessons in non-monogamy. Sometimes it only takes a little taste of anarchy to call someone's entire previous way of life into question.

Failing that I'm a big fan of "pig-fucker" or "dullard".

[praxis1966]

If you go to a public school in the US like I did, you could always call them "welfare babies." You know, considering that free public education is actually a kind of social welfare program when you think about it. In my experience that works pretty well since people who support capitalism like to think they've never benefited from government spending and all. Or, you could call them "socialists," given that free education was our idea in the first place, lol.

Either way, they won't understand why you're calling them what you're calling them, but it'll still piss them off.

[ckaihatsu]

This is kind of general-purpose -- could be used to start things off with *anyone* -- ask them if they're 'reality-based' or not. Then kick their ass according to your preference of ass-cheek.

[The Red Next Door]

Sing this to them "Everything you know is wrong"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xEwbzEBw14

[Comrade Gwydion]

huhr huhr,
no it translates a bit poorly "jullie kinderen worden later net als wij"
maybe "your kids will later become like us"?

I've never heard that one.
One chant I particulary liked is from footage from Rostok I believe.
The protester keep chanting against the police:

"Marionetten hah, hah, hah,
wie marionetten steht ihr dah!"

"Puppets, hah, hah, hah,
you're standing there like (the) puppets (you are)!"

(Extra's added to make it sound better in english. Not in the literal german version.)

[NecroCommie]

If the cappie is a briton, you might actually kill him with outrage if you use the following insult: "You naughty person!"

[scarletghoul]

to just insult them or to persuade them ??
if its just to insult them tell them (if theyre a girl) that they have a moustache or (if theyre a boy) that theyre going bald. both of these things are genuine cause for great concern for people

[Kléber]

"You're on the same side as Hoxhaists in Ecuador!"

[Axle]

I called my bosses Nazis once and they fired me. I consider it tried and true.

[Il Medico]

Witty insults about their mother, spouse, and or personality/physical/mental flaws.

And whenever you hear a worker who supports capitalism, go over to him and say "Hows capitalism workin' for ya?" (this works wonders with my father, who is a staunch conservative, yet has been unemployed for over a year now)

[ckaihatsu]

Ask them if they're "too big to fail".


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