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∞
27th September 2010, 23:33
To me cats are revolutionaries and dogs are slaves...discuss.
Os Cangaceiros
27th September 2010, 23:40
I like both.
∞
27th September 2010, 23:43
muaeh
DaComm
27th September 2010, 23:47
I prefer cats. They're easier to maintain, live longer, I personally find them more lovable, are cheaper to care for than dogs, and require less room. I see them as more compatible with the proletarian who usually do not own the spacious mansions and trillions of dollars to spend on dog food, that the Capitalists do.
Although I must say, the ultimate pet is indeed the fish.
∞
28th September 2010, 00:00
Although I must say, the ultimate pet is indeed the fish.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXdp3ZX5KxdB7JXEBxAIxXRqodrZZ2b j7_Y99lGiUb5Qn7HW4&t=1&usg=__0M2gyo5c-LQ8yqGR1IyH5ufSbVc=
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Invincible Summer
28th September 2010, 00:13
I prefer cats. They're easier to maintain, live longer, I personally find them more lovable, are cheaper to care for than dogs, and require less room. I see them as more compatible with the proletarian who usually do not own the spacious mansions and trillions of dollars to spend on dog food, that the Capitalists do.
Although I must say, the ultimate pet is indeed the fish.
Cat food costs money too, and if your cat doesn't have room to move around it will be fat.
I've never met a cat that was affectionate, even to its owner.
DaComm
28th September 2010, 00:16
Cat food costs money too, and if your cat doesn't have room to move around it will be fat.
I've never met a cat that was affectionate, even to its owner.
Cat food costs a lot less than dog food however, cats also consume much less. I didn't say cats needed no room, but many dogs require a large yard to run around in, where as cats don't. Meh cat loves meh :P
Vanguard1917
28th September 2010, 00:30
Cat-dog threads: a Revleft tradition.
Dogs are, in my opinion, far more interesting creatures. For a start, they come in all shapes and sizes, whereas cats all look basically the same (even those frightful ones with no fur would look like an ordinary feline if they grew some hair).
Also, it is a great and ongoing challenge to win the respect and compliance of a dog. That's why there are tonnes of books, tv programmes, seminars, etc., on the subject, and a whole industry of people who make a living from dog training. Cats are very happy to stay out of your way as long as they get fed. Dogs aren't as easily contented, and will constantly test you if you give them the chance; they wanna be the man of the house and don't give a shit that you don't believe in hierarchy. In their world, you either lead or you're led.
Also, the phenomenon of dog breeds is just fascinating. Its history is inseparable from the history of humanity itself. Cat breeds exist, but with relatively very little heterogeneity or purpose.
And you can't walk a cat. And dog spelt backwards is GOD. Cat spelt backwards is 'tac', which doesn't mean anything.
Uppercut
28th September 2010, 00:42
I prefer sewer gators.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Sewer_gator.jpg
DaComm
28th September 2010, 00:42
Cat-dog threads: a Revleft tradition.
Dogs are, in my opinion, far more interesting creatures. For a start, they come in all shapes and sizes, whereas cats all look basically the same (even those frightful ones with no fur would look like an ordinary feline if they grew some hair).
Also, it is a great and ongoing challenge to win the respect and compliance of a dog. That's why there are tonnes of books, tv programmes, seminars, etc., on the subject, and a whole industry of people who make a living from dog training. Cats are very happy to stay out of your way as long as they get fed. Dogs aren't as easily contented, and will constantly test you if you give them the chance; they wanna be the man of the house and don't give a shit that you don't believe in hierarchy. In their world, you either lead or you're led.
Also, the phenomenon of dog breeds is just fascinating. Its history is inseparable with the history of humanity itself. Cat breeds exist, but with relatively very little heterogeneity or purpose.
And you can't walk a cat. And dog spelt backwards is GOD. Cat spelt backwards is 'tac', which doesn't mean anything.
Cats range from Tabbys to Pumas to Lions. Not necessarily constricted to a small range of shape and size. Now then, domestic cats generally are of a smilar shape and size (small), but this only serves as a covenience to those of the lower class. Dogs do have an entire industry built around their management (which I do not necessarily perceive as a good thing), but be that as it may, cats also require training to a degree. Why, I even own a book entitled "What is your cat thinking?", based on building the human-cat relationship. I find rare cat mixed breeds to be far more interesting based on their natural occurance, and not to be slaves of man like Labradors. You most certainley can walk a cat. And so what if it's "GOD"? That's not a positive thing to me. TAC can mean a bunch of things, True Anarchist Communist, for one. My cat enjoys attention and doesn't eat a whole lot by the way, and has utilities of it's own, catching mice for example, which then feed fish.
RedStarOverChina
28th September 2010, 00:43
Cats are for lonely middle-aged women. Whereas dogs are for...well, also lonely people but regardless of their age or sex. So dogs it is.
cska
28th September 2010, 00:47
Cats are lazy bourgeoise while dogs are hard working proletariat.
DaComm
28th September 2010, 00:49
Cats are for lonely middle-aged women. Whereas dogs are for...well, also lonely people but regardless of their age or sex. So dogs it is.
Cat strawman :P
As history shows, everyone can have cats. And all types of people enjoy cats
Manifesto
28th September 2010, 01:03
Cat food costs money too, and if your cat doesn't have room to move around it will be fat.
I've never met a cat that was affectionate, even to its owner.
Cat food would be less overall. Also my cat shows me affection all the time! If I come home he runs down the stairs to greet me.
Widerstand
28th September 2010, 01:06
http://www.iww.org/graphics/agitators/classic/BlackCat1.jpg
Vanguard1917
28th September 2010, 01:10
Cats range from Tabbys to Pumas to Lions. Not necessarily constricted to a small range of shape and size.
Valid point. If we're talking about non-domesticated cats, there is more diversity there, in terms of physical appearance, than in non-domesticated dogs (wolves, foxes, coyote).
Unfortunately the rest of your 'points' aren't valid. :cool:
Lenina Rosenweg
28th September 2010, 01:24
I prefer sewer gators.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Sewer_gator.jpg
Is that Enver Hoxha? I wasn't what he looked like.:)
I much prefer dogs myself.
Amphictyonis
28th September 2010, 01:25
To me cats are revolutionaries and dogs are slaves...discuss.
Seeing I'm an authoritarian Marxist I prefer the controllable dogs. Cats are too independent to be organized by their vanguard masters. ;)
DaComm
28th September 2010, 01:26
Valid point. If we're talking about non-domesticated cats, there is more diversity there, in terms of physical appearance, than in non-domesticated dogs (wolves, foxes, coyote).
Unfortunately the rest of your 'points' aren't valid. :cool:
Because cat-walking defies gravity...:blink:
Vanguard1917
28th September 2010, 01:34
Because cat-walking defies gravity...:blink:
Seems so, i'm afraid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lppfJv8IQ&feature=related
Tavarisch_Mike
28th September 2010, 01:35
Cats dont eat theire own shit (or anyone elses) and they dont smell like some fermented towel.
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/garfield-the-cat-30th-anniversary.jpg
DaComm
28th September 2010, 01:46
Seems so, i'm afraid:
-3lppfJv8IQ
:D Even I got a kick out of that. But obviously the pleasure emmitted from a pet does not come solely from transporting it. I have a dog too, a mixed breed of about 10 different speciemsn, who I hate runnign with/walking with becaue she is inconsistent in her pace and tries to nudge in front of me. Where as the cat, is more cool and, if you will, chill.
Cats dont eat theire own shit (or anyone elses) and they dont smell like some fermented towel.
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/garfield-the-cat-30th-anniversary.jpg
YEAH, dogs tend to stink terribly and washing them is more a hastle.
Jazzhands
28th September 2010, 02:03
http://21stcenturymanifesto.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lenin-cat-web.jpg
Take that, dogite revisionists!
Magón
28th September 2010, 02:06
I have both living with me. A cat (my own) and a dog (the chick I live with owns it,) and they get along well enough. Or should I say, they know each other's space and don't bother each other, but do at times lay near one another.
I like both, grew up with both at different times of my life, and can never side with Cat or Dog people on which is better.
RedStarOverChina
28th September 2010, 02:33
I have both living with me. A cat (my own) and a dog (the chick I live with owns it,) and they get along well enough. Or should I say, they know each other's space and don't bother each other, but do at times lay near one another.
I like both, grew up with both at different times of my life, and can never side with Cat or Dog people on which is better.
Centrists be damned.
Dogs are the proletariat choice of companions. Have you ever seen a hobo with a cat?
Or a cat in the middle of a riot?
http://www.indymedia.nl/img/2010/03/65943.jpg
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/riot-dog-2008.jpg
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dog-at-riot.jpg
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dog5march.jpg
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dog-with-rioters.jpg
I rest my case.
DaComm
28th September 2010, 03:14
Centrists be damned.
Dogs are the proletariat choice of companions. Have you ever seen a hobo with a cat?
Or a cat in the middle of a riot?
I rest my case.
Since when are hobos proletarian, and since when do they have pets?:laugh:
"Or a cat in the middle of a riot?"
BS question for 2 reasons:
1. Riots are not always proletarian-centered
2. Dogs can just as easily represent tyranny, ever read Animal Farm?
Os Cangaceiros
28th September 2010, 03:33
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dog-at-riot.jpg
http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dog5march.jpg
I rest my case.
Damn, homeboy deserves some Alpo.
Os Cangaceiros
28th September 2010, 03:35
Cats dont eat theire own shit (or anyone elses) and they dont smell like some fermented towel.
I've owned two dogs, and neither of them have eaten their own shit, or stunk for that matter.
(Well, one of them was a huge German shepherd who would occassionally go on "romps", and would sometimes roll in dead carcasses.)
DaComm
28th September 2010, 03:39
I've owned two dogs, and neither of them have eaten their own shit, or stunk for that matter.
(Well, one of them was a huge German shepherd who would occassionally go on "romps", and would sometimes roll in dead carcasses.)
Never thus far have I known a dog that did not feast on it's or another creatures' droppings. My dog even tries to go digging in the litter box. A side-note, my dog has dug huge holes in my back yard, some 2ft. deep.
∞
28th September 2010, 03:57
ummm...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8rCKme1oj09ewNXgCSHUqUjkvMu8XF qNorsHFs6hDmFNebpQ&t=1&usg=__HsAvD4BSzkrO0oqq4V8PMAoA_X8=
http://www.utahpetcemetery.com/images/pets/police_dog.jpg
∞
28th September 2010, 04:00
http://anarchyinyourhead.com/comics/2009-10-07-hello_anarkitty.png
DaComm
28th September 2010, 04:01
http://anarchyinyourhead.com/comics/2009-10-07-hello_anarkitty.png
Yes.
∞
28th September 2010, 04:01
http://anarchyinyourhead.com/comics/2009-10-22-anarkitty_onyourhead.png
http://anarchyinyourhead.com/comics/2009-10-15_anarkitty_lapsteading.png
¿Que?
28th September 2010, 04:31
Any animal which does not go to the bathroom in the toilet is reactionary and counter-revolutionary. This includes young children.
AK
28th September 2010, 04:50
This includes young children.
To Siberia with them!
∞
28th September 2010, 05:01
cats remind me of bakunin
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyIOm82JcCdHvKlODEEfRAx8dYHMOeB sLaV5maXzceOU7kz-k&t=1&usg=__oRD5lfzPj0GDmKElL5aaYTi2qdU=
∞
28th September 2010, 05:05
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Dems-and-Reps---Cats-And-Dogs-debate-236104_600_720.jpg
Make it DOGS ARE STALINISTS
CATS ARE ANARCHISTS
Os Cangaceiros
28th September 2010, 05:13
My family got my first dog when I was 5, and he lived until I was 18, so he basically was there through my entire childhood. He was pretty much one of my best friends...it sounds ridiculous to people who have never had a dog that an animal could be your "friend", but that's how a lot of people classify their relationships with their pets, I guess, dogs especially. We'd go hiking through the forests around my house, swimming (he could swim for hours, even though he was a German shepherd) and hunting in the low-lying mountains surrounding where I used to live. He once jumped out of a pickup truck going 40 mph down the highway in order to chase cows when he was a puppy, and he survived eating a huge amount of antifreeze...my parents had literally dug his grave and were waiting for him to die. Once or twice a year he would disappear for a few days to chase deer and rabbits...he got a few, including killing one in front of my schoolbus once. He almost got killed by a grizzly bear once. Basically he was a legend.
No cat can compare with that.
Comrade Awesome
28th September 2010, 05:37
http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/homeless_sleeping_dog.jpg
Dogs - friends of the downtrodden.
Quail
28th September 2010, 06:30
I prefer dogs. I especially like German Shepherds, but when I was a child I wasn't allowed pets because my mum was allergic to their fur, so the most I had were a couple of guinea pigs. Guinea pigs are nice and cuddly, but they're not exactly affectionate or interesting. They're just lazy fluffballs that are cute and fun to stroke!
bcbm
28th September 2010, 09:20
i read the title as "cats or drugs" which is actually a more difficult choice
meow
28th September 2010, 09:34
ive not tasted cat or dog. but i understand a vegetable fed dog can turn out some quite good meat. so far as it goes im not sure a cat could survive on only vegetable and thus wouldnt be as tasty.
mmm dog burger.
EvilRedGuy
28th September 2010, 11:36
Cat.
Although theres allways this: http://30.media.tumblr.com/IcfrvFPCGomoxzh6fj1mkzMPo1_400.gif:thumbup1:
Tavarisch_Mike
28th September 2010, 11:40
I've owned two dogs, and neither of them have eaten their own shit, or stunk for that matter.
(Well, one of them was a huge German shepherd who would occassionally go on "romps", and would sometimes roll in dead carcasses.)
http://cpcrisers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/blank-facepalm.gif
ÑóẊîöʼn
28th September 2010, 12:02
Cats can use the toilet:
http://1.2.3.13/bmi/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg
Your argument is invalid.
maskerade
28th September 2010, 12:26
Dogs all the way. especially big dogs. like great danes.
they keep you in shape
Invincible Summer
28th September 2010, 19:43
Cats can use the toilet:
http://1.2.3.13/bmi/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg
Your argument is invalid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPV9SwCecTQ
Rusty Shackleford
28th September 2010, 19:49
Anarcho-Syndicalists and Leninists have something in common, a love for cats.
RedStarOverChina
28th September 2010, 20:11
http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/homeless_sleeping_dog.jpg
My eyes are getting all watery. :crying:
My damn ex-cat wouldn't even let me pet him in the absence of treats.
So I kicked him out of the house and let him die in the wild alone.
Kidding, we cooked him up and he tasted great.
What? He wasn't of much use otherwise. I was the one who caught all the mice.
DaComm
28th September 2010, 22:29
My eyes are getting all watery. :crying:
My damn ex-cat wouldn't even let me pet him in the absence of treats.
So I kicked him out of the house and let him die in the wild alone.
Kidding, we cooked him up and he tasted great.
What? He wasn't of much use otherwise. I was the one who caught all the mice.
:crying: Makes you shed a tear.
My one cat Gracie caught 3 mice in a week once. Total score in a month (and to this date), 4-nil cat.
My dog tries to lick and bite me with it's vile mouth even when I don't have treats.
My guess is you spoiled your cat.
RedStarOverChina
28th September 2010, 22:37
No, he looked about more than a month old when I found him by the dumpster. By then he had already became a feral animal and there were little I could do to correct his behavior or make him like me.
So after 3 years or so he ran away, leaving behind a heartbroken Chinese kid who vowed not to get another cat ever again. :crying:
DaComm
28th September 2010, 22:44
No, he looked about more than a month old when I found him by the dumpster. By then he had already became a feral animal and there were little I could do to correct his behavior or make him like me.
So after 3 years or so he ran away, leaving behind a heartbroken Chinese kid who vowed not to get another cat ever again. :crying:
That is actually quite a sad story, but what do you expect? Isn't that like a similar thing with letting a zoo animal to live in the wild, they would be totally unsuited and become dsigruntled with their enviorment. Organizations that provide shelter, care, and food, not to mention specialized training are necessary to domesticate animals.
DaComm
28th September 2010, 22:45
Btw, 16-12 Cat
Uppercut
29th September 2010, 03:12
Is that Enver Hoxha?
No, it's Trotsky in his true form.
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