New Constitution!

[Lenina Rosenweg]

I'm almost finished with my proposed new constitution for the future Union of American Socialist Republics! I'm not sure yet if the UASR will consist of all of North America from Newfoundland to Panama, or what's now the US and Canada, or, my favorite, a bottle of Oaxaca mezcal. The worm at the bottom of the bottle, having a far higher IQ than most POTUS, will be my first citizen.

Anyway, I'd like to make the constitution available to everyone here at RevLeft in pamphlet form, but to do that I will need $10,000.

Also I'm indispensable to the working class and I'm trying to make my name a household word.

Please PM me if you can help.I accept checks, money orders and I can do Paypal. I'm sorry but I'm not set up to accept credit cards right now.

I'm in France at present and they don't have Internet here (I'm at a hotel). I'm going to Amsterdam next week and then I can check my email.

[Q]

Cool story bro.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Don't believe me? all the information is here.

http://revcom.us/a/210/constitution-en.html

[Rusty Shackleford]

im actually surprised it doesnt name Bob Avakian as God-King in Exile

[Q]

Don't believe me? all the information is here.

http://revcom.us/a/210/constitution-en.html

I'm flabbergasted. Pay 10 grand for a document that has zero use besides some propaganda for his holy Avakianite? Ugh.

[Vampire Lobster]

I'm in France at present and they don't have Internet here

That, my friends, is socialism in practice!!!

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/stfu-gtfo-demotivational-poster-1210905397.jpg

This image discribes my response to your bollocksy 'constitution'.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Well, hey, for an extra 5 bucks I'll add the Lenina Rosenweg toolkit.


The Lenina Rosenweg
Toolkit
(1 meg - printable)
http://revcom.us/a/052/bobavakiantoolkit.pdf

[fa2991]

Every time I see that stupid "Revolution" logo I'm struck by how much it looks like the Dianetics logos.

[Tablo]

See?! This is what cults do! They take all your money and stuff!

[Red Commissar]

I want a revolutionary with a mustache. Or some sort of facial hair!

(on a side note- the Union of American Socialist Republics? By any chance have you read "A Red Dawn" on Alternate History?)

[Kuppo Shakur]

Check is in the mail.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

I want a revolutionary with a mustache. Or some sort of facial hair!

(on a side note- the Union of American Socialist Republics? By any chance have you read "A Red Dawn" on Alternate History?)

I've been outed! That's one of my favorite AH scenarios on that forum. Updates are slow but the author sounds busy. Wir Sind Spartacus (The German Revolution of 1919 succeeds) by Zimmerwald1915 is good too.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Check is in the mail.

Great! I was starting to get worried there for a minute.

[Rusty Shackleford]

i sent my life savings.

[Red Commissar]

I've been outed! That's one of my favorite AH scenarios on that forum. Updates are slow but the author sounds busy. Wir Sind Spartacus (The German Revolution of 1919 succeeds) by Zimmerwald1915 is good too.

Yeah, it's pretty well done. I'm simply appreciative he didn't go for the corny USSA thing a lot of people do, but obviously the other stuff Jello does with it is pretty good. honestly I didn't know about it until some guy on Leftist Trainspotters mentioned it:lol:. I wish Wir Sind Spartacus would be updated again though.

[fa2991]

Is it okay if I write on my check for $250,000 that you can't cash it until


The day Bob Avakian & the RCP lead a revolution

I'm sure it'll be any day now, anyway, so it shouldn't matter.

[graymouser]

i sent my life savings.
For the average American, their "life savings" would require not a check but an invoice.

[zimmerwald1915]

Yeah, it's pretty well done. I'm simply appreciative he didn't go for the corny USSA thing a lot of people do, but obviously the other stuff Jello does with it is pretty good. honestly I didn't know about it until some guy on Leftist Trainspotters mentioned it:lol:. I wish Wir Sind Spartacus would be updated again though.
Holy crap people actually read that? I'm touched, but in all honesty, it probably won't get updated again in its present form. Writing alternate history is, for me, both a draining and rather futile prospect.

The Revolution Will Be Live is a good, if incomplete, story if you're looking for others.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

New Constitution? How about No Constitution?

[Mindtoaster]

So drunk, so high

Do not know what this thread

[Tablo]

So drunk, so high

Do not know what this thread
It's okay. Just some cult begging for money. Might want to stick to the drunk/high threads.

[fa2991]

It's okay. Just some cult begging for money. Might want to stick to the drunk/high threads.

I think this is a drunk/high thread.

[Tavarisch_Mike]

So drunk, so high

Do not know what this thread

Haha best random post! :laugh:

[Lenina Rosenweg]

All Bob, all the time!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDwIKSMR_3I

[Dimentio]

Well, I prefer Bob Avakian before that crazy guy in Peru. At least, Avakian hasn't shot any school kids in the Mid-west yet.

In some ways, Avakian is a more fail version of LaRouche, who got a somewhat more well-established cult.

[Red Commissar]

All Bob, all the time!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDwIKSMR_3I

When it comes to songs about people, this one takes the cake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfg3EgKaOgY

If I create a party, I shall commission a song about myself, one that surpasses even this one.