Are YOU part of the International Terror Network.

[Who?]

I was browsing the internet when I saw this poorly made completely disgusting yet slightly funny web made by the ATTAC, I thought some of you might get a kick out of it. :laugh:

http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=cpusa



I just noticed I forgot a question mark in the title. :(

[Sasha]

wow, there is only one, inactive since before the EZLN was formed, organisation that is the conection bewteen the EZLN and the nazi terrorists of The Order?
i cant wait for them to explain that one.

oh, i see, the EZLN is acording to them dealing drugs :blink:, maybe the only organisation in the whole of mexico that is not suspected of doing that...

and the sierra cliub has direct control over Earth First? :laugh:

[Forward Union]

Zapatista National Liberation Army
(EZLN)

Type of Organization:
Terrorist/revolutionary
Location:
Mexico
Ideological cover:
Nationalist (American Indian)
Activities:
Rural guerrilla warfare; murder; armed robbery; violent property siezures; forced population displacement; drug-dealing & organized crime
Target countries:
Mexico
Status:
Confirmed active; controls areas of Mexico, imposing Communist dictatorship on the population

[Forward Union]

Greenpeace

Type of Organization:
Semi-violent/protest-organizing
Location:
United States, Canada, various European nations, Soviet Russia, Red China, & others
Ideological cover:
Environmentalist
Activities:
Political & legal activism; provocation & incitement to violence; political & logistical support for terrorism
Target countries:
United States, Canada, Western European nations, & others
Status:
Confirmed active

[Forward Union]

Im pretty pissed off that the IWW isn't on that list.

[Aloysius]

Wow...That's actually pretty funny, considering how poorly made it is and how fucked-in-the-head it seems.

[Jazzhands]

wait, PETA???

:confused::confused::confused: WTF

[Forward Union]

Im quite shocked that Greenpeace are giving political and logistical support to Terrorism. Im not sure if that Al Quaidas "plant a tree" scheme or the KKKs "Keep the Arctic white" thing though.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Tin foil hats anyone?

[Tablo]

CPUSA is on there even though they are practically democrats. This is fucking hilarious.

Omg SDS is on there too. xD

I'm a terrorist, lol. :laugh:

[Who?]

CPUSA is on there even though they are practically democrats. This is fucking hilarious.

Omg SDS is on there too. xD

I'm a terrorist, lol. :laugh:

Founding/Supervisory Organizations:
• Cuban General Directorate of Intelligence (DGI) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=combloc&group=cubadgi)
• Organization of Solidarity of the Peoples of Africa, Asia, and Latin America (OSPAAL) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=combloc&group=ospaal)
• Communist Vietnam (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=combloc&group=vietnam)
• (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=czech)Supporting Organizations:
• Communist Party USA (CPUSA) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=cpusa)
• National Lawyers Guild (NLG) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=nlg)
• Socialist Workers Party (SWP) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=swp)
• Workers World Party (WWP) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=wwp) Students for a Democratic Society
(SDS)

Type of Organization:
Semi-violent/protest-organizing
Location:
United States
Ideological cover:
Openly Marxist-Leninist
Activities:
Provocation & incitement to violence; political & logistical support for terrorism
Target countries:
United States
Status:
Confirmed active Derivative/Controlled Organizations:
• Black Panther Party (BPP) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=bpp)
• Congress Of Racial Equality (CORE) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=core)
• Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=sncc)
• Weather Underground Organization (WUO) (http://www.attacreport.com/ar_terror/tframe.php?region=namerica&group=wuo) Assisted Organizations:
(unknown)

The Black Panther and Weather Underground are apparently controlled/derived from us... :laugh:

Well some of that is sort of right... the WUO was derived from the ancient organization.

[Jazzhands]

ah, yep. I just checked. It's a "Hasidic analysis of World War III" whatever the living fuck that means. The site's been dormant for awhile it seems, but seriously, this is like an online encyclopedia of WTF.

[Aloysius]

seriously, this is like an online encyclopedia of WTF.
This (http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page) is an online encyclopedia of WTF.

[Jazzhands]

This (http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page) is an online encyclopedia of WTF.

I laughed out loud when I saw the featured article :lol: something about the marriage rate of atheist monkeys vs. Christian monkeys??:laugh::laugh: is this for real?

but however batshit insane conservapedia is, they're at least grounded in some twisted view of semi-reality where any facts are taken by the roots and twisted around Andrew Schlafly's hand. The OP's site is not in any way, shape or form based in anything that could possibly be a shadow of a phantom of a hallucination of an idea of a single fact.

[Il Medico]

This (http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page) is an online encyclopedia of WTF.
Damn you. (http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality)

[Aloysius]

I laughed out loud when I saw the featured article :lol: something about the marriage rate of atheist monkeys vs. Christian monkeys??:laugh::laugh: is this for real?

but however batshit insane conservapedia is, they're at least grounded in some twisted view of semi-reality where any facts are taken by the roots and twisted around Andrew Schlafly's hand. The OP's site is not in any way, shape or form based in anything that could possibly be a shadow of a phantom of a hallucination of an idea of a single fact.
Point taken.

[Jazzhands]

Wait, the JEWISH DEFENSE LEAGUE???? I just have so many questions.

Why is the JDL listed as an ML terrorist group?

Who spent years making and maintaining this?

And why did they design the whole chart with the NAACP at the middle but not even bother to make it a profile??

[Aloysius]

Damn you. (http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality)
This (http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexual_agenda) actually made me "LOL".

[Il Medico]

This (http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexual_agenda) actually made me "LOL".
That made me even more pissed off.

[Aloysius]

You were pissed off to begin with?
:blink:

[Il Medico]

You were pissed off to begin with?
:blink:
Idiotic Opinions like that tend to piss me off because they also happen to be the majority opinion in my area.

[GPDP]

Guys, keep in mind Conservapedia is a troll magnet.

Not that it stops Poe's Law from applying, in any case.

[AK]

Ahahaha Conservapedia's acronym (as used by conservapedians) is CP :laugh:

[NecroCommie]

Yes, I am a member in Al-qaeda, Hizbollah and three different Taleban movements...
Wait, what were we talking again?

[Crux]

Who are the Internet Liberation Front?

[Forward Union]

Who are the Internet Liberation Front?

this guy
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dontworry2.jpg

[Tablo]

this guy
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/dontworry2.jpg
Oh my god. I fell out of my chair when I say this. xD

[Shokaract]

Code Pink

Type of Organization:
Semi-violent/protest-organizing

Location:
United States

Ideological cover:
Pacifist; Marxist-Leninist

Activities:
Provocation & incitement to violence

Target countries:
United States

Status:
Confirmed active

wat

[Lenina Rosenweg]

This section was hysterical.



The increasing economic, political, and military unification of Europe no longer seems to imply a new European powerhouse. The sophisticated Stasi underground, and its hidden role in orchestrating the rising neo-Nazi and RAF violence, can be added to the accelerating problem of terrorism by the Irish Republican Army in Ireland and Great Britain, the Basque ETA in Spain, and the Kurdistan Worker’s Party in Turkey. The bloody war between the Mafia and the Italian government does not help, nor do the strikes and labor violence in France. More ominously, the “former” Soviet Union and several nations of Eastern Europe are now in the process of joining the European Union and NATO in the full unification of Europe — a move that will soon bring Soviet troops directly into Western Europe.

The Soviets will soon be in a position to consolidate full Communist power in united Europe, particularly if they use the Stasi and other underground networks to launch an uncontrollable wave of terrorism. Given such anarchy, most Europeans would gladly welcome Soviet occupation forces to restore order.

If only....

[Pavlov's House Party]

We're through the looking glass here people

[Jazzhands]

That's it. I'm not waiting until Christmas. I'm buying a new computer with a webcam, right the fuck now, so I can make a video specifically reviewing this as the single most insane thing I've ever seen on the Internet. More than Conservapedia. More than Metapedia. More than the Flat Earth Society forums (that's right, they still exist). Maybe even more than stormfront...god help us all.

[Forward Union]

This section was hysterical.



If only....

That was FUCKING mental

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Holy shit it's like some idiot got everything that was ever put onto Glenn Beck's chalkboard and connected them all together into one giant board of fail. I mean come on really? MS-13 is M-L?

[Tablo]

Holy shit it's like some idiot got everything that was ever put onto Glenn Beck's chalkboard and connected them all together into one giant board of fail. I mean come on really? MS-13 is M-L?
Lol, the site makes Glenn Beck look like some kinda political genius. xD

[AK]

If only....
Yeah, no.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Oh look its Hitler (http://www.conservapedia.com/Socialism)

[LebenIstKrieg]

Yeah, no.
:lol:

[Red Commissar]

Apparently CORE aids dem turrorists :confused: