View Full Version : Stupid motherfuckers
Fawkes
3rd September 2010, 23:46
Turned off my gas, which I didn't realize until I had already cut up four potatoes and had a steak thawed. Now cause of Labor Day it won't be back on til Wednesday.
pity me
Lyev
4th September 2010, 00:01
Don't burden us with your problems...
leftace53
4th September 2010, 00:08
you dont have gas because of labour day?
wtf. you kids are wierd
The Feral Underclass
4th September 2010, 00:56
I don't understand why your gas isn't working? Explain yourself.
The Feral Underclass
4th September 2010, 00:56
Don't burden us with your problems...
Spoken like a true Socialist Party member. They have taught you well.
Lenina Rosenweg
4th September 2010, 05:56
Spoken like a true Socialist Party member. They have taught you well.
I don't think that's the official CWI position on this issue, however.
Anyway, why no gas because of Labor Day? The gas co. won't make deliveries? You can probably buy a propane tank easily somewhere. I've been in that situation with prescription drugs though. Everything shuts down. President's Day sucks for that.
Invincible Summer
4th September 2010, 06:02
You should get yourself one of those small butane stoves/portable cooking elements.
MooseCracker
4th September 2010, 06:20
Small butane stoves can heat a small area in Winter too. Is a necessity for all broke folk. Nice that the company can take a holiday while you and your dinner are cold though.
I remember when you didn't have to keep the utilities on just to maintain rental/ leasing agreements. In fact I remember doing alright on my grandparent's farm without gas, electricity, or running water. Now the more broke you are, especially if you've got kids that you don't want taken away, the more you have to pay just to survive.
Speaking of keeping the gas on, even the cost of a basic cremation is getting crazy (you don't have to pay mind you, but someone does). In this society you don't just have to pay to survive you've gotta pay to die.
Commiechu
4th September 2010, 08:34
Riot...beat the crap out of the gas company's executive and use the methane from his fat gut to cook your steak.
Fawkes
5th September 2010, 04:22
Ya'll honkeys is stoopid. The gas company turned off my gas cause my landlord realized after a month and a half that I was getting free gas when I was supposed to be paying for it, so now that I've actually signed up to pay for it, they can't install it til Wednesday... pricks.
BuddhaInBabylon
5th September 2010, 04:29
racial epithets are bogus. I hope you choked on your steak, and required the heimlech maneuver, which in turn made you feel as though you had been sodomized without the intention of receiving pleasure from it.
Fawkes
5th September 2010, 05:18
honkey is a good quality, wholesome insult. I would have welcomed the heimlich maneuver as that would've meant that I at least got to eat the steak, which I unfortunately did not, and sodomy is a great pasttime regardless of the pleasure received.
Adi Shankara
5th September 2010, 06:33
You should get yourself one of those small butane stoves/portable cooking elements.
Turned off my gas, which I didn't realize until I had already cut up four potatoes and had a steak thawed. Now cause of Labor Day it won't be back on til Wednesday.
pity me
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Lyev
6th September 2010, 21:56
Spoken like a true Socialist Party member. They have taught you well.Bloody anarchists, with their Camus and artsy-fartsy film productions. I guess the AFed taught you this stuff as well.
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