Mad Lies

[Jimmie Higgins]

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[Jimmie Higgins]

I'll post the paragraph that these words go to once I get a response if people want to try it out. And to make it easier...

ADJECTIVE

OCCUPATION

VERB ENDING IN "ING"

PLURAL NOUN

ADJECTIVE

ADJECTIVE

ADJECTIVE

BODY PART (PLURAL)

NOUN

NOUN

VERB ENDING IN "ING"

ADVERB

PLURAL NOUN

ADJECTIVE

NOUN

VERB ENDING IN "ING"

[Pirate Utopian]

ADJECTIVE: Drunk

OCCUPATION: Swim instructor

VERB ENDING IN "ING": Dancing

PLURAL NOUN: Guns

ADJECTIVE: Evil

ADJECTIVE: Purple

ADJECTIVE: Asexual

BODY PART (PLURAL): Knees

NOUN: Car

NOUN: Telephone

VERB ENDING IN "ING": Beatboxing

ADVERB: Often

PLURAL NOUN: Cups

ADJECTIVE: Funky

NOUN: Lavalamp

VERB ENDING IN "ING": Rapping

[Il Medico]

ADJECTIVE: Commie

OCCUPATION: School Teachers

VERB ENDING IN "ING": Fucking

PLURAL NOUN: Tigers

ADJECTIVE: Red

ADJECTIVE: Bloody

ADJECTIVE: Crazy

BODY PART (PLURAL): Nostrils

NOUN: Dog

NOUN: Cane

VERB ENDING IN "ING": Squirting

ADVERB: often

PLURAL NOUN: cheeses

ADJECTIVE: blue

NOUN: dinosaur

VERB ENDING IN "ING": Killing

[Peter The Painter]

I dont know what a noun etc is, i never finished school, so i have forgot all the stuff like this :(

I did get top of my class for creative writing when i went though lol :)

Most leftisits kinda look down their nose at me for lack of formal education, pricks.

[Il Medico]

I dont know what a noun etc is, i never finished school, so i have forgot all the stuff like this :(

I did get top of my class for creative writing when i went though lol :)

Most leftisits kinda look down their nose at me for lack of formal education, pricks.
How can you write if you don't know what a noun is? (no offense, I just can't imagine being able to write anything half way decent with out knowing what a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc are.)

[leftace53]

I dont know what a noun etc is, i never finished school, so i have forgot all the stuff like this :(

I did get top of my class for creative writing when i went though lol :)

Most leftisits kinda look down their nose at me for lack of formal education, pricks.

Don't worry about it, even after high school, I don't know what the hell an adverb or an adjective is:

Noun:


Nouns are parts of speech commonly referring to a person, place, thing, state or quality. They include:


concrete nouns (pencil, horse)
abstract nouns (hatred, love)
proper nouns (William, Sydney Opera House)
countable nouns (pebble, coin)
common nouns (table, book)

Adjectives

Adjectives are descriptive terms that modify the meaning of a noun. For example: brown dog, large building, tall tree.

Verbs A part of speech that denotes existence, action or occurrence, verbs are more simply explained as “doing words”. Examples: the verb to be, rise, jump, have, carry, sing, run, lift.
Adverbs

A part of speech that modifies the meaning of a verb, adjective or other adverb. For example easily, very and happily in the sentence: They could easily envy the very happily married couple.

[Il Medico]

Don't worry about it, even after high school, I don't know what the hell an adverb or an adjective is:

Really? An adverb modifies a verb and an adjective modifies a noun.

Examples:
He quickly(adverb) stood (verb) up to greet them.

The tasty(adjective) burger (noun) was ruined with the addition of mustard.

[leftace53]

Really? An adverb modifies a verb and an adjective modifies a noun.
.
Yes well I know it now that I read the thing I posted.... Grammar has never been my forte. I will forget these definitions within the hour I'm sure.

[Il Medico]

Yes well I know it now that I read the thing I posted.... Grammar has never been my forte. I will forget these definitions within the hour I'm sure.
Meh. I find it really basic, but I am an English major.

[leftace53]

WELL! wellllll.... welll...... I. I am very handy with cardboard!
SO HA!
:(

[leftace53]

ADJECTIVE: fluffy

OCCUPATION: pooper scooper

VERB ENDING IN "ING": sexting

PLURAL NOUN: leftaces

ADJECTIVE: cheesy

ADJECTIVE: nifty

ADJECTIVE: fuzzy

BODY PART (PLURAL): pinky toes

NOUN: leftace

NOUN: table

VERB ENDING IN "ING": prancing

ADVERB: easily

PLURAL NOUN: curtains

ADJECTIVE: smelly

NOUN: leftace

VERB ENDING IN "ING": rolling

[Il Medico]

WELL! wellllll.... welll...... I. I am very handy with cardboard!
SO HA!
:(
Being a physics geek, I am sure you are far better at math than I am. If that makes you feel better.

[revolution inaction]

How can you write if you don't know what a noun is? (no offense, I just can't imagine being able to write anything half way decent with out knowing what a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc are.)

to write you need to know how to speak and how to speall, and the speling is optionlaly

[Il Medico]

to write you need to know how to speak and how to speall, and the speling is optionlaly
Writing has more to it than that. To make it understandable, basic rules of grammar are needed. (such as subject comes before verb) Speaking poorly is much easier to understand than writing poorly. Its not the same.

[ContrarianLemming]

most boring game ever, lets get back to comparing fethishs

[Peter The Painter]

Doctor

I can see my lack of gramar is upsetting you, you students dont need us riff raff around eh, the Uni can just gain autonomy.

prick

Me and leftface are going to make a cardbox den, and your not allowed in, and we are going to say hurtfull things about you.

[Pretty Flaco]

Everybody knows that proper conspiracy titles contain at least one gerund or an infinitive.

[Il Medico]

I can see my lack of gramar is upsetting you, No, not really.
you students dont need us riff raff around eh, the Uni can just gain autonomy.

prick Over reacting much? You said that you did well in writing. In the same breath you had also said you didn't know the most basic grammar. That is of the up most importance in writing imo, so I am curious how one can manage to write decently without a grasp of the most basic fundamentals of writing. I am genuinely curious, because you writing isn't bad.


Me and leftface are going to make a cardbox den, and your not allowed in, and we are going to say hurtfull things about you.
Go ahead, don't let me in the cool kids fort. I see how it is. :crying:

[Jimmie Higgins]

Here you are Pirate, your very own Glenn Beck Rant:




Glenn Beck: ACORN is Destroying America


We have demonstrated Obama's desire for Drunk justice. But how is he setting out to achieve it? Sadly, the way a Swim instructor would, through intimidation, vilification, Dancing, a sort of underground shell game. Look at how he's handled different Guns: Gates - he calls the cop 'Evil and Purple' before he admits, he says "I don't know all the facts," but he jumps to the conclusion that the cops are Asexual; health care - all those 'evil, greedy 'doctors that are ripping Knees out at will. His green policies - it's easy to say he wants to bankrupt the 'evil, Earth-killing' Car industry, but now he's got a czar who's a self-avowed Telephone to make sure that it happens. Our president is not just Beatboxing our country, he is Often transforming it as he promised, and he is doing it to the core. In the next few years, I promise you, America will look more like ACORN in structure, less than anything our Cups had in mind. If you want a government-funded, Funky army of ACORNs, well you're gonna be a happy Lavalamp very soon if America keeps Rapping.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Dr., praise Cheeses!
We have demonstrated Obama's desire for Commie justice. But how is he setting out to achieve it? Sadly, the way a School Teacher would, through intimidation, vilification, Fucking, a sort of underground shell game. Look at how he's handled different Tigers: Gates - he calls the cop 'Red and Bloody' before he admits, he says "I don't know all the facts," but he jumps to the conclusion that the cops are Crazy; health care - all those 'evil, greedy 'doctors that are ripping Nostrils out at will. His green policies - it's easy to say he wants to bankrupt the 'evil, Earth-killing' Dog industry, but now he's got a czar who's a self-avowed Cane to make sure that it happens. Our president is not just Squirting our country, he is often transforming it as he promised, and he is doing it to the core. In the next few years, I promise you, America will look more like ACORN in structure, less than anything our cheeses had in mind. If you want a government-funded, blue army of ACORNs, well you're gonna be a happy dinosaur very soon if America keeps Killing.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Leftface, you earth-killing industry, you!

We have demonstrated Obama's desire for fluffy justice. But how is he setting out to achieve it? Sadly, the way a pooper scooper would, through intimidation, vilification, sexting, a sort of underground shell game. Look at how he's handled different leftaces: Gates - he calls the cop 'cheesy and nifty' before he admits, he says "I don't know all the facts," but he jumps to the conclusion that the cops are fuzzy; health care - all those 'evil, greedy 'doctors that are ripping pinky toes out at will. His green policies - it's easy to say he wants to bankrupt the 'evil, Earth-killing' leftace industry, but now he's got a czar who's a self-avowed table to make sure that it happens. Our president is not just prancing our country, he is easily transforming it as he promised, and he is doing it to the core. In the next few years, I promise you, America will look more like ACORN in structure, less than anything our curtains had in mind. If you want a government-funded, smelly army of ACORNs, well you're gonna be a happy leftace very soon if America keeps rolling.

[Aloysius]

ADJECTIVE massive asshole

OCCUPATION prostitute

VERB ENDING IN "ING" flapping

PLURAL NOUN nuts

ADJECTIVE fucked-in-half

ADJECTIVE shit-housed

ADJECTIVE really really high

BODY PART (PLURAL) toes

NOUN cup

NOUN shoebox

VERB ENDING IN "ING" fucking

ADVERB exquisitely

PLURAL NOUN spoons

ADJECTIVE massive

NOUN douchebag

VERB ENDING IN "ING" snorting

[revolution inaction]

Writing has more to it than that. To make it understandable, basic rules of grammar are needed. (such as subject comes before verb) Speaking poorly is much easier to understand than writing poorly. Its not the same.

you miss my point entirely, it is possible to use grammar without knowing what the words verb, noun etc mean.
This doesn't mean that there is no value to learning things like that, i think it helps with learning other languages.