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Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:03
Corned beef, eggs, beer, and cigarettes for dinner. If I am not the manliest man that you know, please tell me who is so I can go kick their ass.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:05
What? No whiskey?

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:06
Just for saying that, I shall have a glass of bourbon.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:10
The manliest of all the whiskeys. Now I'm more comfortable with this thread :lol:

Quail
2nd September 2010, 03:12
Real men take 10 shots of whisky and then down 5 pints.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:13
And then wrestle bears on pirate ships while on fire.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:14
All of those things you mentioned (except cigarettes) bore me to death.

Edit: I actually find fire interesting.

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:14
and hit their wives

(...too far, buddy)

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:16
All of those things you mentioned (except cigarettes) bore me to death.

Well that is most certainly because you are not a man.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:18
All of those things you mentioned (except cigarettes) bore me to death.

Edit: I actually find fire interesting.

I get how corned beef and eggs are on the droll end of the spectrum...but BEER?

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:18
Well that is most certainly because you are not a man.
Of course!

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:20
Corned beef is nothing short of ecstatically exciting you mindless brute.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:24
I get how corned beef and eggs are on the droll end of the spectrum...but BEER?
Just because I'm from Milwaukee, doesn't mean I like beer or brats. I'm a vegetarian and like cosmopolitans or screwdrivers or rum and cola or vodka cranberry.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:24
My caveman instincts guide me toward bloody steaks over dry corned beef

leftace53
2nd September 2010, 03:25
You know what I had for dinner?
Rice and lentils.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:26
You know what I had for dinner?
Rice and lentils.
I think you are awesome.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:28
Just because I'm from Milwaukee, doesn't mean I like beer or brats. I'm a vegetarian and like cosmopolitans or screwdrivers or rum and cola or vodka cranberry.

Ah, but Milwaukee had three socialist mayors, and here you are posting on a Commie forum. Check and mate :lol:

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:33
I'm a vegetarian and like cosmopolitans or screwdrivers or rum and cola or vodka cranberry.

Which is precisely why you are not a man.


My caveman instincts guide me toward bloody steaks over dry corned beef
My bank account guides my to corned beef, though I do prefer raw flesh when possible.


You know what I had for dinner?
Rice and lentils.
Ahh, you must be a eunuch.

Ele'ill
2nd September 2010, 03:42
What a horrible thread this is....

leftace53
2nd September 2010, 03:43
Ahh, you must be a eunuch.

http://www.snipe-hunt.com/imgsrc/nou_blackpig.jpg

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:44
What a horrible thread this is....

douche, or should I say, dick (http://www.revleft.com/vb/declaration-members-revolutionaryleft-t65128/index.html?t=65128).

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:46
Ah, but Milwaukee had three socialist mayors, and here you are posting on a Commie forum. Check and mate :lol:
I knew Frank Zeidler. He was a cool guy.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:47
http://www.snipe-hunt.com/imgsrc/nou_blackpig.jpg
I lol'd

Ele'ill
2nd September 2010, 03:48
douche, or should I say, dick (http://www.revleft.com/vb/declaration-members-revolutionaryleft-t65128/index.html?t=65128).


So anybody with more wit than you. Nice cop-out.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:50
I knew Frank Zeidler. He was a cool guy.

Really? When did you get a chance to meet him?

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:51
So anybody with more wit than you. Nice cop-out.

There exists not a person. Cop-out from what? It's chit-chat, I ain't about to engage in a debate with you here, cause this is for saying whatever the hell it is that you want to say, not theoretical discussion. I will, however, continue this "debate" with you in the thread in the CU forum, but not now, cause I don't want to.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 03:53
What a horrible thread this is....

Quit raining on our manly parade

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:55
Quit raining on our manly parade

Yeah, you must be the real eunuch here.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 03:56
Really? When did you get a chance to meet him?
He used to speak at the bayview massacre memorial every year. He also attended SP Milwaukee events. I was really sad at his funeral.

Ele'ill
2nd September 2010, 03:56
There exists not a person. Cop-out from what? It's chit-chat, I ain't about to engage in a debate with you here, cause this is for saying whatever the hell it is that you want to say, not theoretical discussion. I will, however, continue this "debate" with you in the thread in the CU forum, but not now, cause I don't want to.

What debate?

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 03:58
The one in the CU forum that you started.

Damn, you are so unmanly.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 04:05
He used to speak at the bayview massacre memorial every year. He also attended SP Milwaukee events. I was really sad at his funeral.

That's actually very cool, I don't know very much about the man, but it sounds like he had his priorities in order. We don't generally get that kind of worker's support from our mayors.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 04:35
That's actually very cool, I don't know very much about the man, but it sounds like he had his priorities in order. We don't generally get that kind of worker's support from our mayors.
He also wrote a book of poetry that I have.

Axle
2nd September 2010, 04:45
He also wrote a book of poetry that I have.

That's cool, does it have kind of a political kick to it, or does it touch on other subjects?

Ele'ill
2nd September 2010, 04:47
The one in the CU forum that you started.

I started a thread over there- yes. It wasn't a debate until some people started e-knighting the shit out of chit-chat's current state.




Damn, you are so unmanly.



Sorry.



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Salyut
2nd September 2010, 05:23
Why the fuck is corned beef so hard to open it? Last time I tried I used the key - that didn't work. I ended up tearing the can apart with my Leatherman.

Fucking delicious though.

Fawkes
2nd September 2010, 05:26
Why the fuck is corned beef so hard to open it? Last time I tried I used the key - that didn't work. I ended up tearing the can apart with my Leatherman.

Fucking delicious though.

I know, amateur shit, right? I go through the exact same thing.

Quail
2nd September 2010, 05:28
Even if I wasn't a vegetarian, I wouldn't eat corned beef. It barely resembles meat.

leftace53
2nd September 2010, 05:29
even if i wasn't a vegetarian, i wouldn't eat corned beef. It barely resembles meat.

qft.

Jimmie Higgins
2nd September 2010, 05:41
I was born with testicles and a penis - I am a man!

Anyone who eats beef or smokes cigatettes is, from now on, considered un-masculine. The new traits of masculinity are enjoying M&Ms, rollercosters, rodeo, and homosexual porn regardless of your own personal sexual orientation.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 07:17
Even if I wasn't a vegetarian, I wouldn't eat corned beef. It barely resembles meat.
Thanks for saying that! You brightened my day!

Jajaja!

Tablo
2nd September 2010, 07:18
This reminds me of the meat threads.

Bad Grrrl Agro
2nd September 2010, 07:27
This reminds me of the meat threads.
Ewwwwwww

The Feral Underclass
2nd September 2010, 08:01
Which is precisely why you are not a man.

Oi. My drink is the screwdriver, and I'm more man than you could even comprehend.

Rusty Shackleford
2nd September 2010, 08:22
needs beans. gravy, bacon and biscuits

Il Medico
2nd September 2010, 12:34
This is how real men spend their free time:
http://j-walkblog.com/images2/normal_rocky_and_bear.jpg


:lol:

Honggweilo
2nd September 2010, 12:34
hair on inner eyeballs, hands down!

Lyev
2nd September 2010, 14:45
Eggs don't have to be manly you know. You just have handle them with care:
http://homemade-vegetarian.com/eggs_florentine.jpg