Rumors about leftist figures

[fa2991]

Share ones you've heard. Because hurtful hearsay is fun.

*Stalin smoked a pipe in public to look like an "intellectual," but only smoked cigs in private.

*Lenin's cat kept the best seat in the Russian assembly to himself, because no one would dare fuck with Lenin's cat.

*Mao cleaned his teeth with tea leaves

*Trotsky used to read novels or fall asleep during government meetings

*Peter Kropotkin had a family of canaries living in his beard

*Karl Marx is actually Santa Claus

[fa2991]

To be honest, I suspect that the last two may not be entirely true.

[Il Medico]

The Doctor is awesome.


Well, that one isn't really a rumor but. :thumbup1:

[fa2991]

The Doctor is awesome.

Where did you hear that? :bored: Someone's been spreading lies, comrade.

[Il Medico]

Where did you hear that? :bored: Someone's been spreading lies, comrade.
Everywhere. The Doctor is awesome, The Doctor has always been awesome.

[Widerstand]

Obama is actually not a socialist.

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

Share ones you've heard. Because hurtful hearsay is fun.

*Stalin smoked a pipe in public to look like an "intellectual," but only smoked cigs in private.

*Lenin's cat kept the best seat in the Russian assembly to himself, because no one would dare fuck with Lenin's cat.

*Mao cleaned his teeth with tea leaves

*Trotsky used to read novels or fall asleep during government meetings

*Peter Kropotkin had a family of canaries living in his beard

*Karl Marx is actually Santa Claus
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129196599495791678.jpg

[bailey_187]

Whoever said Chit Chat was overrun with especially mental challenghed threads lately was crazy.



see what i did there?http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/001_rolleyes.gif

[Il Medico]

Obama is actually not a socialist.
Where did you hear this slander! A Simple google search proves otherwise!
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&biw=1152&bih=630&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=socialist&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

[Widerstand]

Where did you hear this slander! A Simple google search proves otherwise!
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&biw=1152&bih=630&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=socialist&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

If I had a drink I'd have spilled it when I saw this:

http://kalebdf.com/media/WhySoSocialistObama.jpg

[fa2991]

Whoever said Chit Chat was overrun with especially mental challenghed threads lately was crazy.



see what i did there?http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/001_rolleyes.gif

Misspelled half the words in your sentence? Or did you do something else and I just didn't catch it?

[ZombieGrits]

http://kalebdf.com/media/WhySoSocialistObama.jpg
Thats some masterful application of Paint's spraycan :laugh:

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Where did you hear that? :bored: Someone's been spreading lies, comrade.
Shockingly enough, it is true.

Lenin was really manbearpig half man, half bear, and half pig.

Stalin was an agent for the moon bears

Mao was secretly meeting up with Larry Craig in airport restrooms

[Aloysius]

Lenin was really manbearpig half man, half bear, and half pig.

He also wasn't good with fractions.

[LebenIstKrieg]

fa2991 you are a legend for posting this thread :laugh:.

[Il Medico]

He also wasn't good with fractions.
5/4ths of people don't understand fractions.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Share ones you've heard. Because hurtful hearsay is fun.


[QUOTE]
*Trotsky used to read novels or fall asleep during government meetings
He used to read French novels in Central Committee meetings, including meetings where his expulsion was discussed.

Lenin and Krupskaya once had their car hijacked in 1918, causing them to lose a car load of Christmas presents.


Apparently Lenin had a wicked sense of humor and liked to play practical jokes on people.


*Karl Marx is actually Santa Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU6XZ2GQd48

[Ele'ill]

Whoever said Chit Chat was overrun with especially mental challenghed threads lately was crazy.



see what i did there?http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/001_rolleyes.gif



Yes.

[Il Medico]

see what i did there?http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/001_rolleyes.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO476kD-k0g

[L.A.P.]

I heard that Hugo Chavez denied the holocaust, of course this is completely untrue but it is a rumor.

[Tablo]

I heard that Hugo Chavez denied the holocaust, of course this is completely untrue but it is a rumor.
Actually, I think I remember hearing something like that. Sounds more like something Castro would say though since he is really into the conspiracy nonsense.

[fa2991]

Actually, I think I remember hearing something like that. Sounds more like something Castro would say though since he is really into the conspiracy nonsense.

Switch the names around. Castro's a lot smarter than Chavez, and both are into conspiracy theories.

[Tablo]

Switch the names around. Castro's a lot smarter than Chavez, and both are into conspiracy theories.
Lol, alright. I wasn't sure who would have said that, but I guess both. :lol:

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Castro loves Alex Jones.
it's probably true...

[synthesis]

Mao was secretly meeting up with Larry Craig in airport restrooms

I had this really funny image in my head until I realized you weren't talking about Larry David.

[Volcanicity]

Mao was a shape-shifter.

[ed miliband]

Bakunin and Wagner had a fling.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Mao was a shape-shifter.
Yeah, he used to hang out with J. Edgar Hoover.

[fa2991]

Cats originally had a full vocabulary, but Mao brainwashed them all to only say his name, and purged everyone who remembered how cats used to talk.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Cats originally had a full vocabulary, but Mao brainwashed them all to only say his name, and purged everyone who remembered how cats used to talk.
He also worshiped satan and ate babies while peeing directly into everyone's water supply.

Kim Jong Il is really Roy Orbison.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Bakunin and Wagner had a fling.
I remember, I took part in that.

[Widerstand]

Bakunin and Wagner had a fling.

But they both where at the May Uprising in Dresden.

[Martin Blank]

Kim Jong Il is really Roy Orbison.

Roy Orbison FTW!

[Os Cangaceiros]

Bakunin and Wagner had a fling.

That's an awful mental image.

[Il Medico]

Stalin was actually a hipster and all his actions were done for irony.