Classic Sectarian Joke I Just Made Up!!!

[¿Que?]

Please keep in mind that I'm not trying to be sectarian in any way. I simply chose three tendencies at random. You can modify the joke to fit your preferences!!!!!

A revolutionary comes in from out of town and is staying with another revolutionary. They have just finished eating dinner, rice and lentils, when the out of towner is suddenly struck with physiological urgency.

"Comrade," he says, "I need to use the restroom ASAP!!! Would you please tell me where it is?"

And his comrade answers, "Down the hall and to the right!"

So the out of town comrade runs to the bathroom, shuts the door and does his thing. A few minutes later he comes out of the bathroom. He says to his friend,
"I noticed you had some literature in the restroom."
And his friend answers, "Yes, I keep copies of the Militant, Worker's World, and the Socialist Worker in there."

The out of towner, a bit puzzled asks his comrade, "Why do you keep copies of the militant in there?"

And his comrade answers, "Because! I have sworn my soul and self to the SWP and would do everything I can to get their message out."

The out of towner answers," I see. And why do you keep copies of Worker's World."

"Because! We have to stay alert and aware of what the other tendencies are doing and saying about us!"

The out of towner smiles and says, "Ahh, makes sense. So that's also why you keep the Socialist Worker there?"

And his comrade answers, "Actually, that one's there in case I run out of toilet paper!!!"


Like I said. I'm no sectarian. I just wrote a sectarian joke though. Feel free to tell it to your friend using your least favorite tendency as the punchline. PEACE!!!!!

Also, Sorry Jimmy. I'm not trying to be a hater. I actually like the ISO. As they say, it's just a joke, please don't take it the wrong way. PEACE!!!

[Jimmie Higgins]

Also, Sorry Jimmy.
:lol: no worries. Especially since you went way overboard explaining the intent.

Besides, every new ISO member is unfortunately put through a (on average) 2 year crucible of Spart attempts to poach them. From their claims, toilet paper would be a complement because at least that's useful rather than being a cop-supporting rag that holds back international revolution and went back in time to sabotage the Russian Revolution and shoot Malcolm X.

Edit: Besides since we are mainly online with the "paper" now, the punchline made me imagine them using a computer. For some reason I imagined a huge old Commodore 64... I guess because that would be the most awkward computer to have to use as TP.

[this is an invasion]

Would have been way funnier without the awkward red letters explaining your intent.

[Jimmie Higgins]

Would have been way funnier without the awkward red letters explaining your intent. You mean because of this...



A revolutionary comes in from out of town and is staying with another revolutionary. They have just finished eating dinner, rice and lentils, when the out of towner is suddenly struck with physiological urgency.

"Comrade," he says, "I need to use the restroom ASAP!!! Would you please tell me where it is?"

And his comrade answers, "Down the hall and to the right!"

So the out of town comrade runs to the bathroom, shuts the door and does his thing. A few minutes later he comes out of the bathroom. He says to his friend,
"I noticed you had some literature in the restroom."
And his friend answers, "Yes, I keep copies of the Militant, Worker's World, and the Socialist Worker in there."

The out of towner, a bit puzzled asks his comrade, "Why do you keep copies of the militant in there?"

And his comrade answers, "Because! I have sworn my soul and self to the SWP and would do everything I can to get their message out."

The out of towner answers," I see. And why do you keep copies of Worker's World."

"Because! We have to stay alert and aware of what the other tendencies are doing and saying about us!"

The out of towner smiles and says, "Ahh, makes sense. So that's also why you keep the Socialist Worker there?"

And his comrade answers, "Actually, that one's there in case I run out of toilet paper!!!"
What the FUCK! Another thread bashing the ISO in one week!


[head explodes]


:D

[Widerstand]

Classic sectarian joke: "We can only achieve communism through a workers state".

[NoOneIsIllegal]

Op: 3/10

[Il Medico]

It's not Classic if you just made it up, is it?

[leftace53]

You know what I keep incase I run out of toilet paper?
More toiletpaper.

PS. rice and lentils? story of my life.

[Aloysius]

You know what I keep incase I run out of toilet paper?
More toiletpaper.

I import ShitBeGone, just for me.



Kidding, I don't have that kind of money.



I have a dollar in quarters and change.

[leftace53]

I have a dollar in a loonie. Thats right, I said it, loonie.

Also, has there been a jokes thread? (recently I mean)

[Il Medico]

I'm so rich I wipe my ass with Benjamins.

[Aloysius]

I'm so rich I wipe my ass with Benjamins.
You should give me a couple dozen, my T.V. is broken.
And I want to get tattoo.

[leftace53]

I would also like a tattoo. I would like 3 to be exact. As well as 2-6 more piercings. Also, you wipe your ass with people named Benjamin? I know a Benjamin who would not like to be acquianted with you in that case.

[Il Medico]

Also, you wipe your ass with people named Benjamin? I know a Benjamin who would not like to be acquianted with you in that case.
He is acquainted with me, and he doesn't like it very much.

[leftace53]

That darned Benjamin. Always getting himself into shit.

[¿Que?]

It's not Classic if you just made it up, is it?
50 years from now, it will be the only joke you'll be able to tell in communist U.S.A. without being sent to a labor camp. Just you wait.

[Honggweilo]

I'm so rich I wipe my ass with Benjamins.

enjoy your analcancer and AIDS

[RedAnarchist]

enjoy your analcancer and AIDS

Seriously? You're a global moderator and you post that?

[Rusty Shackleford]

50 years from now, it will be the only joke you'll be able to tell in communist U.S.A. without being sent to a labor camp. Just you wait.
because all of the parties mentioned wont exist anymore and the RCP will be in power.

[Sam_b]

enjoy your analcancer and AIDS

This is absolutely unacceaptable and i'm embarrassed this came from a mod.

[RedAnarchist]

edited

[synthesis]

You know what I keep incase I run out of toilet paper?
More toiletpaper.

PS. rice and lentils? story of my life.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Os Cangaceiros]

joke would've been better if the punch line involved lining a bird cage

[Honggweilo]

Seriously? You're a global moderator and you post that?

what? are you suggesting wiping your ass with bills that are passed around (among other stuff) by thousands of people is hygenic? it was semi-sarcastic..

you guys really need to loose up...

[RedAnarchist]

what? are you suggesting wiping your ass with bills that are passed around (among other stuff) by thousands of people is hygenic? it was semi-sarcastic..

you guys really need to loose up...

Fair enough, I rescinded the warning.

[nuisance]

Seriously? You're a global moderator and you post that?
That said, I do find it curious that some admins do not make any posts of a political/theoritical content.

[UndergroundConnexion]

enjoy your analcancer and AIDS

an absolute outrage ! put him on the revleft sex offenders registerrr!!

[Fawkes]

That joke sucked

[Kuppo Shakur]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Revolution.
[/Much, Much Better Joke]