WTF is up with BERLIN!?!

[bailey_187]

serious

i went berlin for two days and we was in a club catching serious jokes at peoples dancing. no one in there could dance.

needlesy to say we showed everyones what time it is


also its jokes how everyone wanted to talk to us just because my mates i was there with were the only non-white people in the club.


Berliners dress funny too. how are a bunch of 18 year olds (us) going to be the best dressed guys with the most swagger in the entire club? (which weirdly seemd to be full on late 20 year olds :confused:)


so yeah, that was my two days in Berlin. Lots of weird shit there. Someone explain.

[Rusty Shackleford]

it was full of anti-germans. they do anything to make germany look bad.

[manic expression]

It's true, Germans aren't the best dancers in the world. It's not just about a lack of rhythm, but also because people are afraid of standing out I think. Oh, and since they're obsessed with house, there isn't much of a rhythm to dance to most of the time anyway. And grinding (or any inter-gender contact on the dancefloor) is an alien concept in Deutschland. It's a sad state of affairs, really....

[bailey_187]

I should make some good points:

the people generally are nice and very helpfull

McDonalds there sells fried chicken and rib burgers

beer is in some places cheaper than water

[Sasha]

you where in berlin and went to mcdonalds :blink:

WTF is up with YOU?

[NecroCommie]

Someone actually dances instead of attending moshpits? pfft! Why don't you go and buy more jeans at walmart?

[bailey_187]

lol what they were doing in Germany can not be classed as either "actually dancing" or moshpitting. i dont know what it was, but it was funny. we had to introduce them to the stanky leg and migrain skank.

[Widerstand]

it was full of anti-germans. they do anything to make germany look bad.

Berlin is like the Anti-German bee hive. I don't even know if they really exist anywhere else.


It's true, Germans aren't the best dancers in the world. It's not just about a lack of rhythm, but also because people are afraid of standing out I think. Oh, and since they're obsessed with house, there isn't much of a rhythm to dance to most of the time anyway. And grinding (or any inter-gender contact on the dancefloor) is an alien concept in Deutschland. It's a sad state of affairs, really....


Someone actually dances instead of attending moshpits? pfft! Why don't you go and buy more jeans at walmart?

I mosh in clubs. Yes, to shitty house music and even worse David Guetta remixes of already horrid Black Eyed Peas songs. Ppl don't dig at all =(


the people generally are nice and very helpfull

Berlin, Massachusetts or Berlin, Kentucky? Surely not Berlin, Germany.

[Lyev]

migrain skank.No sorry mate, the migraine skank is not "actually dancing" at all, it doesn't count

edit: wait, neither is the stanky leg

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

edit: wait, neither is the stanky leg

Au contraire.

[bailey_187]

No sorry mate, the migraine skank is not "actually dancing" at all, it doesn't count

edit: wait, neither is the stanky leg


bourgeois dance elitist

[Honggweilo]

it was full of anti-germans. they do anything to make germany look bad.

zing!


McDonalds there sells fried chicken and rib burgers

thats quite an insult.. i mean german food isnt THAT bad

[An archist]

thats quite an insult.. i mean german food isnt THAT bad

I agree, there's plenty of good pizza and kebab places.

[Obs]

Sauerkraut is the best. Fuck all you haters.

[Widerstand]

There is no good German food if you're vegan.
There is really obscure good German food if you're vegetarian.
Nothing beats German food if you're an omni.

Everything to the contrary is Antigerman Propaganda.

[The Douche]

There is no good German food if you're vegan.
There is really obscure good German food if you're vegetarian.
Nothing beats German food if you're an omni.

Everything to the contrary is Antigerman Propaganda.

Sausage sucks, don't front.

[Raúl Duke]

you where in berlin and went to mcdonalds :blink:

WTF is up with YOU?


lol, this.

Some people did the same in italy, which is fucking crazy considering you can "eat like a king" for little in Florence (relative to the US).

[Widerstand]

Sausage sucks, don't front.

Well I'm vegan, so I tend to agree.

[Rusty Shackleford]

ive always wanted to try thuringer wurst. i did a project on thuringen for my german class and it sounded good.

curry wurst doenst look too appetizing though. but i could be wrong

i also missed out on a chance to have rouladen :(