View Full Version : Who has the most communist hair?
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:18
Me.
But I welcome your feeble attempts at asserting your own.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:25
more of this?
It sure as hell ain't me. When its short, its weird, and when its long its what some have called "romantic curls"
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:27
Yes, more of this, you fascist-headed fool.
Quail
27th August 2010, 05:29
I have an out-grown skin-girl haircut.. So I guess I fail. No awesome beard for me :rolleyes:
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:30
I have an out-grown skin-girl haircut.. So I guess I fail. No awesome beard for me :rolleyes:
It's okay, my chin and upper lip resemble an 11-year old boy's ball sack.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:31
I have a nice long beard. As well as a mustachio.
Il Medico
27th August 2010, 05:36
My hair is capitalist. We argue a lot.
Quail
27th August 2010, 05:39
I have a nice long beard. As well as a mustachio.
Teach me how to do that woman!
this is an invasion
27th August 2010, 05:39
my hair is prole as fuck
short and plain.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:39
You just gotta will it to grow. It is part of you, and thus must obey your every command.:thumbup1:
uhh that was at kayl's beard thing
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:42
Actually, on second thought, my hair is quite fascist. It's black, red, and white, the Nazi's colors, and it is shaved almost completely off on the left side of my head, making me right-winged.
Perhaps I should be banned....
Quail
27th August 2010, 05:44
Yeah I don't have a beard.. It just doesn't grow! Not that I'm complaining though. I'm pretty feminine.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:44
oh hey, mine hair's going to be blue in a week. does that make it more communist?
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:45
No, absolutely not, that makes you a capitalist. Unless, of course, the shade of blue is bordering on purple, in which case it could be skewed as poorly applied red hair dye, thus making you a communist.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:46
Uhh, well we'll see how it turns out then. I have had it blue before, and it was bright blue. I was hoping for the same effect.
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:48
That makes you a police officer.
Quail
27th August 2010, 05:48
I'm going to bleach my hair when patchd shaves it!
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:49
I'm going to bleach my hair when patchd shaves it!
You must be a nihilist.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:49
That makes you a police officer.
omg that's perfect for the purpose of the hair dying! :thumbup1:
Quail
27th August 2010, 05:51
You must be a nihilist.
Not really. patchd has been saying he'll do my hair for fucking ages, and I trust him sooo... If he doesn't though, I'm going to do it myself.
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:55
Not really. patchd has been saying he'll do my hair for fucking ages, and I trust him sooo... If he doesn't though, I'm going to do it myself.
It's surprisingly easy. Just get a handheld mirror so you can see the back of your head while standing in your bathroom (which I assume has a wall mirror) and make sure you wear gloves and keep a wet paper towel nearby, cause you'll inevitably get bleach on your skin. Also, this goes rather unsaid, but be careful about letting the bleach near your eyes, cause I got some in my eye once and it felt like a bee stung my eyeball about 10 times in a row.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 05:57
bleached hair feels like straw. if you have curls, its a menace.
Quail
27th August 2010, 05:57
Nahh I mean, he should shave my head!
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:58
bleached hair feels like straw. if you have curls, its a menace.
If you fuck it up it may feel like that, but if you do it right, the hair feels normal. You gotta be careful about how often you do it though, I lose huge amounts of hair every time I'm in the shower from all the bleaching and dyeing I've done to mine.
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 05:59
Nahh I mean, he should shave my head!
Ehem, well, in that case, disregard my last post. But actually, shaving your own head is surprisingly easy too. Just use a double mirror.
leftace53
27th August 2010, 06:01
If you fuck it up it may feel like that, but if you do it right, the hair feels normal. You gotta be careful about how often you do it though, I lose huge amounts of hair every time I'm in the shower from all the bleaching and dyeing I've done to mine.
yes well, my hair has seen the rainbow (not just because i'm bi). It had been dyed and bleached and whatnot too many times I suppose. So I chopped it all off.
Quail
27th August 2010, 06:01
I don't have clippers. I should get some though!
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 06:02
I don't have clippers. I should get some though!
Good investment
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 06:03
yes well, my hair has seen the rainbow (not just because i'm bi). It had been dyed and bleached and whatnot too many times I suppose. So I chopped it all off.
I feel ya. I did the same thing, only with just half of my head.
Il Medico
27th August 2010, 06:04
I've never dyed my hair.
Ele'ill
27th August 2010, 06:04
A dread mullet with braided/dreaded rat tail with bones and shiny stuff tied into it.
:rolleyes:
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 06:08
Jack Sparrow?
Quail
27th August 2010, 06:14
Jack Sparrow?
Fucking sexy.
I apologise for liking men but they won't like 2010
leftace53
27th August 2010, 06:15
Fucking sexy.
Agreed. Whole heartedly agreed.
Il Medico
27th August 2010, 06:25
http://www.hugbacker.com/wp-content/uploads/depp-sparrow.jpg
:wub:
Fawkes
27th August 2010, 06:40
Fucking gooooor-jus
Quail
27th August 2010, 06:47
Ooooh Jack Sparrow. I want to drink rum with you and have hot sex.
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