How frequently do you masturbate, and what is your political tendency ?

[scarletghoul]

I want to know if there's any correlation, and if I've predicted the correct one.

edit: crap, I forgot and couldnt fit in Hoxhaism.. ah well. Hoxhaists please vote ML but post your data in reply aswell

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I just call myself a Marxist (unsure on subscribing to any tendency), and generally masturbate once a day. This poll did not cater for me.

[Quail]

Just.. why??

(Anarchist, a few times a week)

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

Apparently masturbating is a good way to keep the prostate healthy, and help prevent prostate cancer.

[Adi Shankara]

Lol, and they say I make odd threads...

anyways, I accidentally voted Trotskyist, but meant to make it say "Left-communists, few times a week" to make them look undersexed, teh lulz

[Quail]

I'm not a man, but cool:thumbup1:

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

Sorry, didn't assume you are. Just throwing random facts out there.

[leftace53]

I don't know what my tendency is and I don't know how frequently I masturbate.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Just.. why??

(Anarchist, a few times a week)

I support the post of my gf.

And its the same, oddly.

[leftace53]

You guys are my favourite RevLeft couple. Not that I know of (or really care to know of) others. But still.

[Ele'ill]

These threads are getting borderline 'yahoo answers' fetishistic fishing for the naive's responses so the OP's can pleasure themselves to those naive posters that actually reply with a genuine answer.

I think it should stop.

[Bilan]

Lol, and they say I make odd threads...

anyways, I accidentally voted Trotskyist, but meant to make it say "Left-communists, few times a week" to make them look undersexed, teh lulz

The irony.

[Widerstand]

Anarchist FTAW.

[Ele'ill]

Anarchist- I can't masturbate because I'm genderless.

[9]

wow revleft is really becoming (more of) a shithole

[Ele'ill]

wow revleft is really becoming (more of) a shithole


Chit-Chat has become that study hall class that gets way too loud. And it's always that same fucking class.

[727Goon]

Lol, and they say I make odd threads...

anyways, I accidentally voted Trotskyist, but meant to make it say "Left-communists, few times a week" to make them look undersexed, teh lulz

Trots are obviously the most undersexed leftists. Sorry, but you just dont pull that much ass going to leftist theory discussion meetings and selling newspapers.

[gorillafuck]

I laughed out loud at the thread title.


wow revleft is really becoming (more of) a shithole
There are older masturbation threads that got a lot of posts in them. I dunno how new this shit is.

These threads about the most random stuff like vegetables however are new.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I seem to remember the other threads being about "jerking off". Which is only slightly more locker room-esque than this thread title, LOL.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

Anarchist, I masturbate every few weeks. Just bought a vibrator though.

[the last donut of the night]

wow revleft is really becoming (more of) a shithole

cmon now dont spoil our fun. this is valuable scientific data

[scarletghoul]

It's impossible to draw any conclusions at this point, but the initial data confirms my suspicion that the Trotskyists are overall more frequent wankers. The Leftcoms are entirely concentrated at what seems the overall average option (a few times a week). The MLs are evenly distributed between average and over-frequent masturbation. The Anarchists are either much more open about their wanking habits or just use chit chat more

[scarletghoul]

And yes this thread isn't entirely serious but I do genuinely think it's an interesting survey to take. It could tell us a lot about mentality on the left and what kind of people/lifestyles are attracted to what kind of ideas

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

*fapfapfap*

I've been doing it twice or thrice a day lately. ;x

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

These threads are getting borderline 'yahoo answers' fetishistic fishing for the naive's responses so the OP's can pleasure themselves to those naive posters that actually reply with a genuine answer.

I think it should stop.

Even if what you say is true, getting off on the results of a completely non-scientific and mostly anonymous poll, while unusual, does not strike me as terribly reprehensible.

Anarchist, more than once a day, if anyone's curious.

[Rusty Shackleford]

looks like anarchists are happy fappers :lol:

[Tablo]

Anarchist, a few times a week.

[Quail]

looks like anarchists are happy fappers :lol:

Perhaps we're just happier with our sexuality than the more authoritarian types.

[Widerstand]

Perhaps we're just happier with our sexuality than the more authoritarian types.

Authos are in-denial, of course.

[leftace53]

I bet the authoritarians masturbate more than the rest of the people combined, get all those repressed feelings out. They just don't tell people this.

[Ele'ill]

I fuck roadkill and barter the bones for booze and cigarettes.

It's an intricate process involving wrapping the remaining skin over the particular bones etc... I don't mean to bore any of you with this- I'm sure you're all into this too. Ha Ha Ha

[Ele'ill]

Even if what you say is true, getting off on the results of a completely non-scientific and mostly anonymous poll, while unusual, does not strike me as terribly reprehensible.

I think we can do better than this.

[fa2991]

Man, the anarchists are sure running away with this poll. Good thing or bad thing?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I fuck roadkill and barter the bones for booze and cigarettes.

It's an intricate process involving wrapping the remaining skin over the particular bones etc... I don't mean to bore any of you with this- I'm sure you're all into this too. Ha Ha Ha

I think I see what you're trying to get at, but nobody is forcing anyone to read or reply to this thread or answer the accompanying poll. Anyone expecting genteel conversation on the subject of masturbation in an off-topic section of the forum has unrealistic expectations, to say the least.

[Pavlov's House Party]

Man, the anarchists are sure running away with this poll. Good thing or bad thing?

it's because the anarchists have so much riot porn to fap over :D

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I think we can do better than this.

"Better" in what way?

[Ele'ill]

I think I see what you're trying to get at, but nobody is forcing anyone to read or reply to this thread or answer the accompanying poll. Anyone expecting genteel conversation on the subject of masturbation in an off-topic section of the forum has unrealistic expectations, to say the least.

If viewed as solely the single thread on the subject I agree but it isn't- there are many threads posted of this nature in this section of the forum. The conversations surrounding these threads are immature and offer 'outs' to what the general purpose of the forum as a whole is trying to accomplish- or at least is against various values that the majority (at least I used to think so) of the users hold.

[Ele'ill]

"Better" in what way?


I think that the chit-chat can do for one of these types of threads per month- guideline free.

I think people are creating the same threads over and over in a time period where even those unrelated threads will get assimilated into the sex orgy of 'poop fart' funny meme legend. Enough is enough.

It encourages posters to create increasingly ridiculous threads.

[Quail]

If viewed as solely the single thread on the subject I agree but it isn't- there are many threads posted of this nature in this section of the forum. The conversations surrounding these threads are immature and offer 'outs' to what the general purpose of the forum as a whole is trying to accomplish- or at least is against various values that the majority (at least I used to think so) of the users hold.

Mari3l, I agree with you on a lot of things, but I think it's fun to be immature sometimes. I'm a parent at 20 and I didn't get the best of my teenage years due to my mental health, so immturity is like a fun thing to me :) but then that is a personal thing I guess..

[Ele'ill]

I wouldn't have a problem with this increasingly ridiculous threadery if the threads were actually witty and contained humor but I've grown disillusioned to the idea of notable posters baring this weight.

Masturbation, poop and everything combining the two is funny until it becomes a genuine discussion.

[Ele'ill]

Mari3l, I agree with you on a lot of things, but I think it's fun to be immature sometimes. I'm a parent at 20 and I didn't get the best of my teenage years due to my mental health, so immturity is like a fun thing to me :) but then that is a personal thing I guess..



I agree with this, I was a parent at 18 but what I appreciate is wit and some intelligence put into the threads and posts. So far I've seen fetish coaxing and ridiculously immature humor that doesn't quite make the cut.

[Widerstand]

it's because the anarchists have so much riot porn to fap over :D

ok wtf is Riot porn?

[Quail]

I guess that is kind of a good point. I think recently there have been some complete idiots posting on revleft, but I do also long for more intelligent chit-chat.

It's like, come on guys, we're all well-read and nerdy..

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Authos are in-denial, of course.

In denial of what?

[leftace53]

I guess that is kind of a good point. I think recently there have been some complete idiots posting on revleft, but I do also long for more intelligent chit-chat.

It's like, come on guys, we're all well-read and nerdy..

What would intelligent chit chat be about though? I mean I'm all for some nice intelligent discussions, but haven't most of them been taken care of by other parts of the forum?

[Quail]

Mari3l how old are you?

[Quail]

What would intelligent chit chat be about though? I mean I'm all for some nice intelligent discussions, but haven't most of them been taken care of by other parts of the forum?

True I guess, but come on, toilet humour is baaad. Unless you're a baby, in which case all your farts and burps are funny and cute :lol: My little boy is the cutest thing haha.

[leftace53]

*ahem* yes babies.
I don't mind a little toilet humour here and there, though I do suppose we should have spread out the crazy threads over a longer period of time. I feel like we'll have a super boring chit chat for the next little bit because we'll no longer have silly things to talk about, and won't know what intelligent things to talk about :p

[Ele'ill]

ok wtf is Riot porn?


See my latest posts in the OI area of the forum- in the thread 'Reactionary Chatter..'

I posted some good riot porn to get a good reaction. They're smart in OI though. Some of them are good people. :)

[Fawkes]

Everyone knows Trotskyists masturbate the most. How are they supposed to have sex when their nickname, Trots, is another term for diarrhea? I mean, come on, you guys dug yourself into a slap-happy hole on that one.

[Il Medico]

oh joy.

[Quail]

*ahem* yes babies.
I don't mind a little toilet humour here and there, though I do suppose we should have spread out the crazy threads over a longer period of time. I feel like we'll have a super boring chit chat for the next little bit because we'll no longer have silly things to talk about, and won't know what intelligent things to talk about :p
I only love babies because I have one, and it's fun to look at other people's babies and think, "Mine's cuter!

[Weezer]

Trotskyist, and by "few times a week," I mean at least 15 times a week.

[Chambered Word]

Thread standards are not improving. :(

[F9]

Thread standards are not improving. :(

let me give a hand to this
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