Anti-Forliftism.

[Rusty Shackleford]

If you simply do a google news seach with the word "forklift" in the search bar. 95% of the articles are workers dying because of forklifts. no longer cool.

i would like to make known that i am not trying to make a joke of the workers' deaths, only i am now announcing a new tendency.

Anti-Forkliftism.

revolutionaries shall not die by their own implements.


EDIT: FFS i cant even get the title right.

[AK]

Revisionist.

[Rusty Shackleford]

believing such a fundamentally flawed tool of insurrection(and erection) can actually bring about a revolution is just utopian. it is time to ditch rudimentary motorized lifting equipment for something new.

maybe something along the lines of this
http://incontiguousbrick.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/bagger288.jpg

a fucking mobile death machine/mineral excavator.

[AK]

Fuck you, I'm an erectionary anarchist.

[AK]

Oh, and this is actually a far superior vehicle for working class emancipation:
http://greenmanblog.com/uploads/MiningTruck.jpg

[Rusty Shackleford]

hmm how about this? http://www.mineral-forum.com/message-board/files/amethyst__artigas__uruguay__the_digger_machine_wor king_inside_the_tunnel_765.jpg

[Widerstand]

hmm how about this? http://www.mineral-forum.com/message-board/files/amethyst__artigas__uruguay__the_digger_machine_wor king_inside_the_tunnel_765.jpg

Undermine the imperialist state :thumbup1:

[Honggweilo]

http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b4.jpg

Fuck the barricades, bulldoze them (notice the irony, anarcho-syndicalist flag on a Isreali armored bulldozer used for clearing palestinian settlements? XD)


Also:

http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b5.jpg
http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b6.jpg

THIS phallic beauty is the vanguard of erectionary anarchism!

[gorillafuck]

Erectionary anarchism is stupid, it's naive and utopian to think that you can just achieve some spontaneous erection and maintain it without any sort of leadership.

[Honggweilo]

Erectionary anarchism is stupid, it's naive and utopian to think that you can just achieve some spontaneous erection and maintain it without any sort of leadership.

well if the workers control the means of errection, there should be no problem. Errection is a natural thing which is repressed by bourgeois patriarchy, errection is in their bellies.. uh prostates! a viagra vanguard is only going to lead to totalitarianism and prostate cancer! flacid masses of the world arise! you have nothing to loose but your surplus semen! :star:

[Widerstand]

Erectionary anarchism is for lifestylists and wankers.

[Honggweilo]

Erectionary anarchism is for lifestylists and wankers.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_poster-p228060760404242422t5wm_400.jpg

[Tablo]

Shows what you know! Erectionary anarchism is only true path to a successful revolution!

[Sasha]

Oh, and this is actually a far superior vehicle for working class emancipation:
http://greenmanblog.com/uploads/MiningTruck.jpg

see the iron vanguard of the worker emancipation crush the feeble resistance of the bosses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WZCweaakOg

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Erectionary anarchism is phallocentric. Its a patriarchal ideology.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Erectionary anarchism is phallocentric. Its a patriarchal ideology.
quoted for truth

[Honggweilo]

Erectionary anarchism is phallocentric. Its a patriarchal ideology.

erectionary anarchism isnt phallocentric and patriarchic, woman... who gave you the right to have an opinion? :rolleyes:

DISCLAIMER: irony is ironic

[Mindtoaster]

http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b4.jpg

Fuck the barricades, bulldoze them (notice the irony, anarcho-syndicalist flag on a Isreali armored bulldozer used for clearing palestinian settlements? XD)



THIS phallic beauty is the vanguard of erectionary anarchism!

Seriously though, do you know the context of wtf that flag is doing there?

[Widerstand]

erectionary anarchism isnt phallocentric and patriarchic, woman... who gave you the right to have an opinion? :rolleyes:

In August 2010, a split occured in the Erectionary Anarchist movement between it's pro-feminist and most of its male adherents, the latter accusing the former of being counter-revolutionaries.

[Honggweilo]

In August 2010, a split occured in the Erectionary Anarchist movement between it's pro-feminist and most of its male adherents, the latter accusing the former of being counter-revolutionaries.

Henche the anarcho-feminist urban guerilla group "Red Cells of Ovulation - Black Widows (RCO-BW)" were founded

smash patriachy, impose impotency!

[Honggweilo]

Seriously though, do you know the context of wtf that flag is doing there?

i have no idea XD, maybe the anarchist version of "labour-zionism"? or maybe anti-german "tankies" (or dozers XD) :lol:

[Red Commissar]

Only a joint-alliance by all construction and industrial vehicles can hope to overthrow capitalism.

[Sam_b]

What the hell is Forliftism?

[Widerstand]

An obscure, sectarian branch of Forkliftism, which refrain from writing the letter K as a sign of their opposition to the KKK, in a similar fashion as how Anti-Germans write sz instead of ss, to show their opposition to Hitler's SS.

[Sasha]

or maybe anti-german "tankies" (or dozers XD) :lol:

anti-germans are (post-) autonomist marxists, they despise the anarcho's because they in mayority are anti-zionist.
thanks to the anti-german idiots anarchism is finaly getting an decent foothold in the german radical left because the anarcho's are the only group who stand up againt the anti-german bullies

[Honggweilo]

anti-germans are (post-) autonomist marxists, they despise the anarcho's because they in mayority are anti-zionist.
thanks to the anti-german idiots anarchism is finaly getting an decent foothold in the german radical left because the anarcho's are the only group who stand up againt the anti-german bullies

the only ones? i mean i never met a ML'ist who didnt actively despised anti-germans, except some people within the contemporary FDJ who have their own brand of ossie anti-german tendencies sometimes, but from a "a strong BRD is restoring german nationalism, hate krauts, rebuild the wall" angle :rolleyes:

[Sasha]

anything i say is offcourse completly and only about the autonomist movement, the rest is irrelevant anyway ;)

[Lenina Rosenweg]

http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b4.jpg

Fuck the barricades, bulldoze them (notice the irony, anarcho-syndicalist flag on a Isreali armored bulldozer used for clearing palestinian settlements? XD)


Also:

http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b5.jpg
http://fixr.wpmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/b6.jpg

THIS phallic beauty is the vanguard of erectionary anarchism!

Boys and their toys.Anyway I've heard the split in Revolutionary Anarchism occurred either because they couldn't sustain their revolutionary fervor and or (more likely) their plans for the revolutionary worker's uprising were premature. On the other hand (no pun intended) perhaps they relied too much on the theory of Permanent Revolution.

[ContrarianLemming]

austounded how long this has lasted.

[Honggweilo]

Boys and their toys.Anyway I've heard the split in Revolutionary Anarchism occurred either because they couldn't sustain their revolutionary fervor and or (more likely) their plans for the revolutionary worker's uprising were premature.

premature insurrection sounds like a sexual disorder XD.. oh Wilhelm Reich, how right were you!

vanguard forklifts = sensual, a lot of foreplay, pleasure garanteed

erectionary anarchism = cut the foreplay, premature ejaculation, dissapointment



i think i forgot to take my ritalin :lol:

[Widerstand]

Boys and their toys.Anyway I've heard the split in Revolutionary Anarchism occurred either because they couldn't sustain their revolutionary fervor and or (more likely) their plans for the revolutionary worker's uprising were premature. On the other hand (no pun intended) perhaps they relied too much on the theory of Permanent Revolution.


austounded how long this has lasted.

high level puns.

[Tablo]

First thread I have ever subscribed to. xD

[Tavarisch_Mike]

This should be put in to the nerd-thread where it belongs.

[Rusty Shackleford]

you know what i just realized. most workplaces have a welder. im guessing many of them are wire-feed welders like this MIG(coincidence?) welder.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhilNGoqRM_uQ3WJull3C-mFNiPdW05tMNm0p8RKV7XY7Onqs&t=1&usg=__uwGBWHM9tTciPVpVv-BPsSd5uOA=
(also, its red and black)

portable and do a decent job, plus easy to use.

this new tendency in the industrial movement uses only a core object like a welder and then applies it to all different scenarios that may arise in the workers struggle. welding barricades, welding armor to vehicles, making awesome shop-weapons, and look industrial.

I introduce the
Formidable Arc Revolutionary Movement(FARM)