Cats or Dogs?

[synthesis]

There is no third option. Rodents, birds, lizards and insects are counter-revolutionary.

[Imposter Marxist]

Dogs are an infantile disorder.

[Invincible Summer]

I like both, but dogs are easier to have fun with and I'm slightly allergic to cats so dogs

[Bright Banana Beard]

Cats, they aren't lazy to take care of themselves and doesn't care about breaking stuff.

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

Cats are better, no doubt about it.

[Who?]

Cats of course, dogs are well known revisionists.

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt167/shchmn/chairman-meow.png

[leftace53]

This is the only acceptable answer here:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5iUOKPAj0Y8/SdVvVddV9II/AAAAAAAAAYk/aAmQcpDLcyk/S1600-R/Catdog.gif

Also I am allergic to kitties, but they are just so fat and fluffy I can't stay away. But dogs are adorable too, with their floppy ears. Catdog it is.

[Red Commissar]

Being an owner of fish, I am counter-revolutionary.

I shall purge myself now.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Being an owner of fish, I am counter-revolutionary.

I shall purge myself now.
Feed it to the cat! It's for the greater good!

[Revy]

Dogs.
they're more fun.

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

Cats of course, dogs are well known revisionists.

http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt167/shchmn/chairman-meow.png:D

[mollymae]

I am such a cat lady.
all dogs fit into one of like, 4 personalities.

[Niccolò Rossi]

http://rustbeltradical.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lenin-cat.jpg

Definitely a class line.

Nic.

[The Fighting_Crusnik]

Cat's... but that's because I was raised with them... after college, I'm either looking at a miniature pinscher or a black lab/dachshund hybrid :p just to give dogs a try... somehow I think I'd prefer them over cats...

http://www.the-puppy-dog-place.com/images/my-dog-licked-up-some-mennen-deodorant-21138369.jpg

[The Feral Underclass]

Cats, definitely. I have a cat. She's called Edith!..SO SHUT UP!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs047.snc1/2836_67603719686_515204686_1393104_258797_n.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

Dogs. I dislike cats.

[The Feral Underclass]

dogs. I dislike cats.

fuck you!

[Salmonella]

There is no third option. Rodents, birds, lizards and insects are counter-revolutionary.

Why? Reptilian animals are beautiful animals!
I have a turtle and when I am with lizards, snakes and other turtles I am turning 8 years old again.

[Il Medico]

I have a cat and a dog. My dog is way, way cooler.
http://www.directoryofdogs.com/german_shepherd.jpg
Basically what my dog looks like ^

Oh, and dogs are the true revolutionaries.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_WPMKi5H2_0A/S-UkpaQhsPI/AAAAAAAAGoY/qdG9zbxqFA4/riot-dog_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

[Tifosi]

My cat got hit by a car, one his front legs is fucked but he doesn't seem to know this. When he jumps off things he now use's his face as a break:laugh: so for that reason cats rule, they put themselves on the front line:cool:

[leftace53]

Cats, definitely. I have a cat. She's called Edith!..SO SHUT UP!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs047.snc1/2836_67603719686_515204686_1393104_258797_n.jpg

This is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.

[The Feral Underclass]

:p

My cat wins all cats.

[Blackscare]

Cats are assholes. I prefer dogs to cats.


Although, I'm really a bird person.

http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/bird-pictures-breeders-chicks/quaker-parrot-pictures-breeders-chicks/pictures/quaker-parrot-0033.jpg

I have one of these, named peewee. He's a rescue from years back, and he's pretty emotionally messed up. As a result he is a truly evil motherfucker, but I love him.


http://i1.treknature.com/photos/5016/sun_conure_parrots4729.jpg

I have one of these (sun conure) named Dr. Henry Metzger.

[Ztrain]

Dogs are loyal and make good revolutionaries:)

[The Feral Underclass]

Cats are also loyal...Providing you give them exactly what they want, when they want it and on a consistent basis.

[The Fighting_Crusnik]

Truth be told, if you were to make you pet cats the size of a large dog... I wouldn't be surprised if it tried to eat your fingers, feet or any other body part that could be bitten off... :D

[Tifosi]

And cats can speck Welsh! What can a dog do to top that?:lol:

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://rustbeltradical.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lenin-cat.jpg

Definitely a class line.

Nic.

And on the flip side:

http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/67558-2/47

But in all seriousness, I like dogs better. Although I like both animals.

[Nwoye]

Cats are terrible creatures.

[synthesis]

Why? Reptilian animals are beautiful animals!
I have a turtle and when I am with lizards, snakes and other turtles I am turning 8 years old again.

I just said that because as soon as you have a third "other" option, the discussion always gets quickly sidetracked from "cats versus dogs" to "armadillos versus geckos" or some bullshit like that. The main purpose of this thread was to determine the percentage of the userbase that is composed of lonely cat people. It's actually been closer than I expected.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Marxist-Leninist Cats - Chairman Meow, and Lenin's Cat, lol cats

vs Anarcho-fascist(this is meant to be a joke dont get all bent out of shape) dogs. Blondi(hitlers dog) and Kanellos(AKA Riot Dog) and Cop Dogs.

[Ele'ill]

Cats.

Dogs are ok- I've actually owned American Pitbull Terriers my entire life. They're great companions once they get out of the ridiculous hyperactive adolescent stage.

It's pretty hard to piss a dog off when you're it's 'alpha'- when you piss a cat off it doesn't hesitate for a second to attack and defend itself liberally and to the point of getting more from you than you got from it. I admire this. Autonomy in action. Dog lovers are authoritarian.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Dog lovers are authoritarian.

lol k.

And cat lovers are socially maladjusted loners.

[Veg_Athei_Socialist]

lol k.

And cat lovers are socially maladjusted loners.
You got that right:D.

[Manifesto]

Cats without a doubt. Dogs are fine too but they are total assholes. At any time they could attack.

[x371322]

My cat can kick your dog's ass (probably not though).

So cats.

[synthesis]

Dog lovers are authoritarian.


lol k.

And cat lovers are socially maladjusted loners.

If you combine these analyses, then if someone likes both cats and dogs, it's pretty much a given that they will become your typical Stormfront user.

[Jazzratt]

Cats are malevolent, savage creatures. I can't see how anyone would prefer them to dogs.

[Niccolò Rossi]

Cats are malevolent, savage creatures. I can't see how anyone would prefer them to dogs.

Dogs scare me. I find them unpredictable. Especially big dogs. A house cat can't maul you to death.

Also, I don't like touching dogs. They dirty and smelly. Cats even at the worst of times keep themselves much cleaner.

Nic.

[Invincible Summer]

Dogs are fine too but they are total assholes. At any time they could attack.

The problem with poorly-trained dogs is that people treat their dogs like people. This leads to all sorts of behavioural problems.


I think cats are assholes - all they want is for you to feed them and be affectionate when it suits them. It's a totally abusive relationship.

[Nwoye]

And cat lovers are socially maladjusted loners.
Hence the high number of cat lovers on this site.

[Pirate Utopian]

Cats are coldhearted ungrateful bastards.

[The Feral Underclass]

Cats are coldhearted ungrateful bastards.

Only if you don't give them what they want.

[Dimentio]

I prefer dogs because I'm a cat.

Catz don't like catz. Meow Fzzzzz.

[mossy noonmann]

Si je préfère les chats aux chiens, c'est parce qu'il n'y a pas de chat policier



Jean Cocteau

[leftace53]

Si je préfère les chats aux chiens, c'est parce qu'il n'y a pas de chat policier



Jean Cocteau
:lol::lol::lol::lol::thumbup1:

also:
http://www.simonsezz.com/images/225_Cat_Police.jpg

Police Cat

[Il Medico]

Dogs are enslaved to the Police and bourgeois imperialism! I am starting the Dog Liberation Front- Marxist Leninist (DFL-ML) to free our canine brother from imperialism!
http://www.stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/stockphotopro_77817597AQU_no_title.jpg
Dogs of the world Unite!

[CHEGUAVARA]

I like dogs, they are more faithful :thumbup:!

[The Feral Underclass]

I don't understand why people see "loyalty" and "faithfulness" as pre-requisites for a good pet??

What is this need you people have for love and obedience?

[synthesis]

I don't understand why people see "loyalty" and "faithfulness" as pre-requisites for a good pet??

What is this need you people have for love and obedience?

Why not?

[Os Cangaceiros]

At any time they could attack.

LOL wow

[leftace53]

http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dog_fads_22sfw.gif

This is not a picture only post.

[The Feral Underclass]

Why not?

Why not what?

[synthesis]

Why wouldn't you seek love, faithfulness, loyalty and respect from a close companion?

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dog_fads_22sfw.gif

This is not a picture only post.

That looks like the result of some hot panda bear-on-chow action.

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://j.imagehost.org/0851/2005010_1.jpg

^ That noble beast was once my dog. :( We got him when I was 5, and he died when I graduated high school, so he was pretty much there throughout my entire childhood.

People who dislike dogs are straight trippin'.

[The Feral Underclass]

Why wouldn't you seek love, faithfulness, loyalty and respect from a close companion?

I suppose so. Although I'm not entirely sure dogs or cats have a fully conscious grasp of those concepts.

[The Fighting_Crusnik]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2q8dqi30w78oTM:http://www.aaapets.com/pet_lovers/breeds/images/wolf.jpg&t=1

The type of dog that I hope to own someday once I get used to dogs: The German Shepherd, Grey wolf Hybrd :)

[Il Medico]

http://j.imagehost.org/0851/2005010_1.jpg

^ That noble beast was once my dog. :( We got him when I was 5, and he died when I graduated high school, so he was pretty much there throughout my entire childhood.

People who dislike dogs are straight trippin'.
Awwwwwwwwwwww. Sorry to hear about that mate.

[leftace53]

I was bitten by a dog when I was like 3, my parents still don't let me near dogs.

[The Fighting_Crusnik]

I was bitten by a dog when I was like 3, my parents still don't let me near dogs.

Lol, my parents had siamese cats when I was young and they hated kids in general... so I generally got clawed, bit and occasionally latched on to.. but they didn't care... :(

but nothing like sniper kittens!!!



http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

[synthesis]

I suppose so. Although I'm not entirely sure dogs or cats have a fully conscious grasp of those concepts.

Many humans don't, either. So what?

[Aloysius]

I have 4 cats now (at one time, 12) and a blind, cancerous black German Shepard. When I say black, I mean, when I'm downstairs at night with the lights off, and he's sleeping on the floor, he will get stepped on.
I have a blue-eyed, white-furred cat, and a blind-black-furred dog.
They don't like each other much.
In all honesty, I would kill for a tiger kitten. I'm serious. Those things are so damn cuddly... And a bear. I want a bear.

[Ele'ill]

I'm not a 'pet' person but I really admire these cats

http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/sphynx-cat.jpg

http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/sphynx-cat-1-ruben-earl-flanagan-aka-flan.jpg


http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/images/sphynx-cat-header.jpg

[Revolte_Wolf]

Truth be told, if you were to make you pet cats the size of a large dog... I wouldn't be surprised if it tried to eat your fingers, feet or any other body part that could be bitten off... :D

You havent met my little love then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCjyWp3rEk&feature=related

other then that, I prefer dogs, but I just love wolves in general and all thier little domestic offspring.

[La Comédie Noire]

I love cats because they're like a ruling class all on their own, a fluffy and snugly purring ruling class.

[Bilan]

http://rustbeltradical.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lenin-cat.jpg

Definitely a class line.

Nic.

Haha! :lol:

[Bilan]

Dogs scare me. I find them unpredictable. Especially big dogs. A house cat can't maul you to death.

Also, I don't like touching dogs. They dirty and smelly. Cats even at the worst of times keep themselves much cleaner.

Nic.

Oh you're such a wuss. :p

I suppose I have a marginal preference for dogs, mainly because I've been around them more.
But I like cats too.

[The Feral Underclass]

Many humans don't, either. So what?

Seeking those things from a ball of fur that has no ability to conceptualise it's even alive, is not the same as seeking those things from an actual human. That's what.

[Os Cangaceiros]

oh daaaayyyyyuuuuuummmm

[The Feral Underclass]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJTG6RRN4E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaP7STV1aFs

[Vanguard1917]

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/344016424v4_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg

More here (http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+communist+dog_tees)

[synthesis]

Seeking those things from a ball of fur that has no ability to conceptualise it's even alive, is not the same as seeking those things from an actual human. That's what.

So dogs aren't intelligent, social creatures? What exactly is your point here?

[The Feral Underclass]

So dogs aren't intelligent, social creatures? What exactly is your point here?

That seeking love and obedience from animals as a pre-requisite for your appreciation of them, is a bit strange.

[Il Medico]

zaP7STV1aFs
You posted the second video with the sad music just to make me cry didn't you. :crying:

[Vanguard1917]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPdTBNKDam4

[Jazzratt]

That seeking love and obedience from animals as a pre-requisite for your appreciation of them, is a bit strange. What about seeking a disinclination to clamber onto your lap and press their sharp, sharp claws into your soft soft genitals?

[The Feral Underclass]

What about seeking a disinclination to clamber onto your lap and press their sharp, sharp claws into your soft soft genitals?

That's really strange!!

The phrase "soft soft genitals" turned me on a little.

[Jazzratt]

The phrase "soft soft genitals" turned me on a little. Duly noted.

[The Feral Underclass]

Duly noted.

Pervert!

[Nuvem]

My Saint Bernards. The one on the left passed last July, and I miss her terribly. Cats are great, but a house just isn't a home without a dog. Big, dumb, friendly and more loyal than any human could ever be. No living thing is so genuinely happy to see you after an absence than a dog. Saints are so kind-hearted and gentle, and love their owners unconditionally. In a harsh world of cruel people, bitter politics and shameful degradation, nothing eases the day like being greeted at the door by two big, lovable, drooly dogs.

http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/SaintBernard.jpg

[Manifesto]

The problem with poorly-trained dogs is that people treat their dogs like people. This leads to all sorts of behavioural problems.


I think cats are assholes - all they want is for you to feed them and be affectionate when it suits them. It's a totally abusive relationship.

Hmm well when I had a dog she was treated like people and constantly snarled at me (also tried to take a few bites) but my cat is always affectionate and wants attention.

[Il Medico]

This is my dog. She is such a cute pup! All the dog haters are crazy!
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/225/4/3/Chien_Dans_Blanc_by_Hugs_and_Marxism.jpg

[Invincible Summer]

Hmm well when I had a dog she was treated like people and constantly snarled at me (also tried to take a few bites) but my cat is always affectionate and wants attention.

Yes, treating dogs like people is not good.

[synthesis]

That seeking love and obedience from animals as a pre-requisite for your appreciation of them, is a bit strange.

It's not a prerequisite of mine. I voted cat. I simply found it strange that you found it strange; by "strange," I mean that your sentiment appears to be mildly anti-social, in the clinical sense. Do you find it strange that I found it strange that you found it strange?

[leftace53]

Yes, treating dogs like people is not good.

My old roommate treats her dog like a person. I believe her exact words were "My dog's named Anna, I know its a person name, but nah b, shes b a person"

[ContrarianLemming]

discussion over

http://libcom.org/files/images/loukanikos.jpg

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I hate pussy, I rather have a wiener.
;)
But in all seriousness, dogs > cats




























I'll ignore the fact I have a sabotage cat on my arm.

[The Feral Underclass]

It's not a prerequisite of mine. I voted cat. I simply found it strange that you found it strange; by "strange," I mean that your sentiment appears to be mildly anti-social, in the clinical sense. Do you find it strange that I found it strange that you found it strange?

Can you really be anti-social towards dogs?

[synthesis]

I find it strange that you don't understand why people would look for those qualities in a companion. That's all I'm saying.

[The Feral Underclass]

Yes, and I'm questioning your entire premise. I'm not convinced an animal can really be classed as a "companion" in any meaninful sense.

[Stand Your Ground]

Cats. Dogs are too gross and drooly. Although I wish my cat wore pants.

[Il Medico]

Yes, and I'm questioning your entire premise. I'm not convinced an animal can really be classed as a "companion" in any meaninful sense.
Then you have never had a dog.

[leftace53]

My friend has a dog the size of a bear. It is very fuzzy.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

I like both, but dogs are easier to have fun with and I'm slightly allergic to cats so dogs

Same for me.

[Bad Grrrl Agro]

discussion over

http://libcom.org/files/images/loukanikos.jpg


loves it!!!

[fa2991]

I love dogs, but cats are hyper intelligent bad asses.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I love dogs, but cats are pretentious.
Fixed.

[Aloysius]

Cats. Dogs are too gross and drooly. Although I wish my cat wore pants.
O yes, yes sir, indeed.
Sometimes my cats don't bury their shit. It seriously stinks up the entire house.
Makes me want to punch a kitten...

[The Feral Underclass]

Then you have never had a dog.

Then your benchmark for meaningful is extremely low.

[Il Medico]

Then your benchmark for meaningful is extremely low.
http://i38.tinypic.com/10xevc2.jpg
LAWYER DOG OBJECTS

[Tenka]

In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered, and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
Cats, basically.

[Invincible Summer]

"Deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception" sounds like Lovecraftian for "You imagine that your cat likes you but it really doesn't give a shit."

[Tenka]

"Deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception" sounds like Lovecraftian for "You imagine that your cat likes you but it really doesn't give a shit."

No, it's nothing even remotely like that. It suggests rather that this 'not giving a shit' is part of a cat's charm--"a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself,". I don't understand how such a misreading as yours can be made by anyone who cares to comprehend even 50% of the small excerpt.

[Stand Your Ground]

O yes, yes sir, indeed.
Sometimes my cats don't bury their shit. It seriously stinks up the entire house.
Makes me want to punch a kitten...
And the urine ammonia is nose burning.

[Jazzratt]

Lovecraft was a racist. Therefore people who like cats are racists. And fantastic writers.

[Il Medico]

Lovecraft was a racist. Therefore people who like cats are racists. And fantastic writers.
Now you are thinking like Glen Beck! Attaboy.;)

[Jazzratt]

Now you are thinking like Glen Beck! Attaboy.;) Someone seems to have edited the end of my post after you quoted it, meaning I just look like a dumbfuck rather than an ironic dumbfuck.

[Aloysius]

And the urine ammonia is nose burning.
Definitely...
But really, I would never punch a kitty. They're just too goddamn adorable...
Although once, when my cat Tulip was a kitten, it started taking a shit and I went to pick it up, 'cause I didn't know it was trying to poop, and I got kitten-shit all over my glove... I didn't punch it, but damn...
Tulip was one of my favourites. There's a picture someone took while my family had our Christmas tree up...
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v647/80/73/1186003353/n1186003353_30061988_9604.jpg
Explanation: Unnecessary.

[Invincible Summer]

No, it's nothing even remotely like that. It suggests rather that this 'not giving a shit' is part of a cat's charm--"a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself,". I don't understand how such a misreading as yours can be made by anyone who cares to comprehend even 50% of the small excerpt.

Jesus goddamn christ I was being facetious.

[Il Medico]

Someone seems to have edited the end of my post after you quoted it, meaning I just look like a dumbfuck rather than an ironic dumbfuck.
Oh clever you.

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://j.imagehost.org/0966/007-1-1_1.jpg

^My current dog.

[Aloysius]

That li'l fucker looks like it wants to bite my dick off. It's got the crazy-eyes and a scowl and everything...

[Os Cangaceiros]

He will totally bite your dick off if you cross him. Consider yourself warned.