I want to HALO jump.

[The Feral Underclass]

Just like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFxFwdmJ1OI&feature=related

Or like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHbk0qNyk8Q&feature=related

[Adi Shankara]

You removed the "cool story bro" macro...no fair =(

what does HALO stand for anyways

[The Feral Underclass]

High Altitude-Low Opening.

[The Douche]

HAHO is cooler, high altitutde-high opening, jump, deploy the shoot, then travel another fifty miles before landing. I never got to go to any of the special jump schools, but I did this a couple times, which is pretty fun:

QU55oxumvwA

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Somehow TAT, I don't think you'll be able too.

[The Feral Underclass]

People. stop spamming my thread with off-topic stupidness. This is a verbal warning.


Somehow TAT, I don't think you'll be able too.

Why the hell not?

[The Feral Underclass]

HAHO is cooler, high altitutde-high opening, jump, deploy the shoot, then travel another fifty miles before landing. I never got to go to any of the special jump schools, but I did this a couple times, which is pretty fun:

QU55oxumvwA

I want the speed of falling though.

[danyboy27]

well, if you have the money you should be able to do it.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Why the hell not?

It's just not gonna happen.

[The Feral Underclass]

It's just not gonna happen.

Stop saying that, you fucking cock end!

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Stop saying that, you fucking cock end!

What are you gonna do, jump out of a plane and come get me?

[The Feral Underclass]

It costs $3500. I'll sell your child into slavery. That's how I'll HALO.

[Sasha]

TAT that's way out of line, edit that threat or you'l get an infraction.

[The Feral Underclass]

TAT that's way out of line, edit that threat or you'l get an infraction.

Stop trying to regulate how I speak to my friends. It's a joke. Stop being this way, it's ridiculous.

You need to calm the fuck down.

[The Feral Underclass]

It costs $3500. I'll sell your child into slavery. That's how I'll HALO.

Wolfie. Just incase you were worried, I want to state here that I have no intention of selling your child into slavery or in any way earn any profit from such actions.

I want to apologise unreservedly for making any suggestion of that nature, and hope that we can put this whole incident behind us. Let us move forward for the good of the international proletariat, and I will seek finances for a HALO jump in a less morally reprehensible way.

I am going to become a prostitute. Will you pay for some bear love?

[Adi Shankara]

I am going to become a prostitute. Will you pay for some bear love?

Dude, what is wrong with you?

[The Feral Underclass]

I'm a prostitute and a bear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28gay_culture%29). Do you have a problem with that?

[Adi Shankara]

I'm a prostitute and a bear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28gay_culture%29). Do you have a problem with that?

cool story bro--you want me to be shocked or something, or be impressed and react?

seriously, cool story bro

[Sasha]

Stop trying to regulate how I speak to my friends. It's a joke. Stop being this way, it's ridiculous.

You need to calm the fuck down. this is not your local pub, we dont know who are your friends, we dont know wheter or not wolfie irl has kids. You neer to adhere a bit to netiquette.


Wolfie. Just incase you were worried, I want to state here that I have no intention of selling your child into slavery or in any way earn any profit from such actions.

I want to apologise unreservedly for making any suggestion of that nature, and hope that we can put this whole incident behind us. Let us move forward for the good of the international proletariat, and I will seek finances for a HALO jump in a less morally reprehensible way.

I am going to become a prostitute. Will you pay for some bear love?

Thank you. Issue resolved.

[The Feral Underclass]

cool story bro--you want me to be shocked or something, or be impressed and react?

seriously, cool story bro

To be honest, I'd rather you just stop talking to me altogether. But clearly my threads just attract you and your irrelevance every time.

I'd have preferred it if you'd just not respond to anything I say, but if you want to be shocked or impressed or react, that's up to you. If you don't do any of those things, it would be better, since I wouldn't have to read your posts.

[The Feral Underclass]

this is not your local pub, we dont know who are your friends, we dont know wheter or not wolfie irl has kids. You neer to adhere a bit to netiquette.

Yes. Rules help control the fun.


Thank you. Issue resolved.Phew! I'm so glad! It really must have been touch and go there for minute, what with all those people who actually thought I was going to sell a child into slavery. I'm happy they now know this isn't the case, and can feel safe and at ease finally. :rolleyes:

[Adi Shankara]

To be honest, I'd rather you just stop talking to me altogether. But clearly my threads just attract you and your irrelevance every time.

I'd have preferred it if you'd just not respond to anything I say, but if you want to be shocked or impressed or react, that's up to you. If you don't do any of those things, it would be better, since I wouldn't have to read your posts.

I don't know, I think it's just your need for attention which irritates me. I am weak willed in certain aspects such as I react when I see something that irritates me, so thus I respond, but personally, people may not like me, but that certainly doesn't mean they like you.

[The Feral Underclass]

I don't know, I think it's just your need for attention which irritates me. I am weak willed in certain aspects such as I react when I see something that irritates me, so thus I respond, but personally, people may not like me, but that certainly doesn't mean they like you.

Cool story...Bro.

[Adi Shankara]

Cool story...Bro.

I'm not your bro, pal

[The Feral Underclass]

Anyway, back on topic.

Highest HALO jump. 100,000 feet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thyTzCU9c2U&feature=related

[The Feral Underclass]

More about that jump in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7N6V-YKJ8&feature=related

Amazing!

[Chambered Word]

It costs $3500. I'll sell your child into slavery. That's how I'll HALO.

Live fast, troll hard. :thumbup1:

[The Feral Underclass]

Why can't people just participate in the thread, rather than picking to pieces my fucking posts? A man HALO jumped from 100,000 feet. That's far more interesting than my throw away comments.

Get a grip people!

[The Douche]

Why can't people just participate in the thread, rather than picking to pieces my fucking posts? A man HALO jumped from 100,000 feet. That's far more interesting than my throw away comments.

Get a grip people!

NO YOUR JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE, NO POTTY HUMOR IN THIS REVOLUTION!!!!

You better clean up your act, you dirty, immoral, homosexual.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

TAT, ill give you £3500 to buy my child.

[The Feral Underclass]

TAT, ill give you £3500 to buy my child.

oH mY gOd DeAl!

[The Feral Underclass]

NO YOUR JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE, NO POTTY HUMOR IN THIS REVOLUTION!!!!

You better clean up your act, you dirty, immoral, homosexual.

I wonder if calling me a dirty, immoral, homosexual, will conjure the same reaction as me suggesting Welsh people shag sheep?

What d'ya reckon?

[The Douche]

I wonder if calling me a dirty, immoral, homosexual, will conjure the same reaction as me suggesting Welsh people shag sheep?

What d'ya reckon?

If it doesn't that means we can call all of them out on being homophobes right?

[The Feral Underclass]

If it doesn't that means we can call all of them out on being homophobes right?

Naturally. I might even start a thread.

[The Douche]

Homophobes, what is their purpose? To moderate revleft? PERHAPS

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Homophobes, what is their purpose? To moderate revleft? PERHAPS

Anarcho-phobe consipiricy?

[The Feral Underclass]

Anarcho-probe?

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Anarcho-probe?

Anarchists Homophobes, secretly run the board, like the Anarcho-trot conspiricy, but instead of trots its homophobes.

or something like that, now, do you want this child-slave or not?

[The Feral Underclass]

I think you misread what I wrote.

And I do, I do, I do. Parcel it to me.

[The Feral Underclass]

Kayl has poo-pooed this transaction.

[Revolte_Wolf]

Holy hell, there some some kind of speed in reading through this thread lol. I have to say though, no way in hell would you ever get me to jump out of a fucking, well, anything above the ground. You have guts to do that.

[Imposter Marxist]

More about that jump in this:

MQ7N6V-YKJ8

Amazing!

Bro always shares kewl storys, bro.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Kayl has poo-pooed this transaction.

Bah, I never should have sold her my sperm.

[Quail]

Selling sperm my ass.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Selling sperm my ass.

I'm not selling sperm for your ass :confused:

[The Feral Underclass]

Can we keep it clean, please.

[Quail]

I apologise. I will keep any filth talk to the thread about weird sexual fetishes.

[this is an invasion]

srsly there are children on this site.

Imagine if The Vegan Marxist or Thomas Sankara saw that D: D:

[synthesis]

srsly there are children on this site.

Imagine if The Vegan Marxist or Thomas Sankara saw that D: D:

:lol:

[AK]

srsly there are children on this site.
Didn't we have an 11yo sign up a few months ago?


Imagine if The Vegan Marxist or Thomas Sankara saw that D: D:
Don't you fucking make jokes about this, you sick bigoted homophobe. I'll make a complaint thread in response, just you fucking wait.

[Adi Shankara]

lol

[AK]

lol
<3

[Taikand]

Can't you all just refrain from spamming this forum with insults and the such? I was expecting more maturity from a moderator.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Can't you all just refrain from spamming this forum with insults and the such? I was expecting more maturity from a moderator.

Well, your expectations were wrong.

[The Feral Underclass]

Can't you all just refrain from spamming this forum with insults and the such? I was expecting more maturity from a moderator.

Erm, excuse me...I'm an admin.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

Erm, excuse me...I'm stroking my own ego.

fix'd

[Taikand]

Erm, excuse me...I'm an admin.
Even worse...

[The Feral Underclass]

I know. I'm the rogue admin who has a sense of humour!

[The Feral Underclass]

fix'd

I'm itallic red, not purple!

Get it fucking right, people!

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

I'm itallic red, not purple!

Get it fucking right, people!

Are you hating on purple people? Your racism is disgusting.

[The Feral Underclass]

I hate Orange people too.

Especially this man:

http://www.david-dickinson.net/images/dickinson.jpg

[The Feral Underclass]

For the record, I do not hate David Dickinson.

[Lyev]

The actual content of the thread became somewhat irrelevant after the first 4 posts or so, I would say.

[Aloysius]

HALO jumping would be cool, but I'm too much of a pussy to ever try it.
BASE jumping, maybe.

[Bilan]

I like a good sit down and a cup of tea.
Fight me.

[The Feral Underclass]

I like a good sit down and a cup of tea.
Fight me.

I will machete your pretty face with a machete. Then piss in your tea.

[bcbm]

I know. I'm the rogue admin who has a sense of humour!

what? since when?! :scared:

[The Feral Underclass]

what? since when?! :scared:

You're a bully.

[bcbm]

:thumbup1:

[Aloysius]

I've always liked my coffee with a 1/4 of whiskey...Tequila, if that's all I have left.

[Comrade Wolfie's Very Nearly Banned Adventures]

HALO jumping would be cool, but I'm too much of a pussy to ever try it.
BASE jumping, maybe.

You'd prefer the more dangerous option.

Werido.