Learning german

[NecroCommie]

The story so far:
And lo! Our most beloved master of tongues, NecroCommie, was roaming the wilderness of flea-markets as he came upon an astounding treasure. An ancient tome of tales, written by the wizards in the ancient kingdom of Germany, in the bygone year of 1942. It tells of ancient tales, heroes long gone in the most cryptic symbols of: "medieval font". No doubt the wise words of king Siegriefd are carved upon it's wrinkled parchments.

But alas! Our lord is upon me in a manner most sinister! The tome is written in the lost languages of Deutchland, also known to some as germany. Thereby the riddle stands:
Thou who willst to know my teachings
Learn my words, learn my preachings
Seeketh thee, a code of learning
Thou who hasth most cunning yearning

Search the land of internet
'ere thou will find, thou will get
Knowledge lost in aeons past
Thou will learn the truth at last

Truth about thine german tale
truth about the men now pale
Learneth thee mine hidden knowledge
Which preacheth not thine cursed college

The lost tongues of deutchland



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So long story short: Does anyone know any internet course for learning german? I'd prefer free ones.

[eyedrop]

You could pirate the rosetta stone program. When I dicked around in it it seemed interesting.