FUCK NICKELBACK, worst goddamn shit-eating band ever

[Adi Shankara]

Fuck Nickelback, those bastards are supposedly the successors to Grunge. I hope they goddamn choke on chicken bones or get throat infections, so they can't plague the world with their radio-friendly songs of "hard rock, soft heart".

seriously, fuck Nickelback. now watch as they destroy a song made by fellow corporate jackasses (but at least they're somewhat talented) Metallica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVA0vHrG89U&feature=related

notice Chad Kroeger says "ANY METALLICA FANS IN THE HOUSE!?!" because last time he asked if there were any Nickelback fans in the crowd, this happened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ&feature=related

[Nwoye]

lmfao at the second video.

[Stand Your Ground]

I like Nickleback.

[LOLseph Stalin]

I like Nickleback.

Me too. My mom likes them too. She has an awesome taste in music, liking alot of the same stuff I like. :lol:

[Who?]

Nickelback was really just an attempt to cash in on the whole post-grunge craze, the sad part is it worked.:(

[Invincible Summer]

I like Nickleback.

I'm sorry to hear that.


Me too. My mom likes them too. She has an awesome taste in music, liking alot of the same stuff I like. :lol:

Evidently not :tt2:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvujgcbaCF8

[M-26-7]

http://www.chartattack.com/news/77460/nickelback-voted-worst-band-in-the-world

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

They're almost as bad as these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

[scarletghoul]

Fucking most disgusting lame shit band ever. Fuck them and anyone who likes them , they really suck.

[scarletghoul]

They're almost as bad as these guys:
2MI-_jWAmlE
Limp Bizkit is awesome. Say what you want about htem at least they had some original style. Plus a great way to troll heavy metal douches is to insist that 'Limp Bizkit are the greatest metal band of all time'. It works especially well on fat slipknot-tshirt-wearing boys and anyone else who has no life apart from 'being metal', usually tied in with a sense of insecurity about their masculinity and feeling violated when metal is mixed with 'black music'. lool

limpin with the bizkit till i die babyy

[Adi Shankara]

Limp Bizkit is awesome. Say what you want about htem at least they had some original style. Plus a great way to troll heavy metal douches is to insist that 'Limp Bizkit are the greatest metal band of all time'. It works especially well on fat slipknot-tshirt-wearing boys and anyone else who has no life apart from 'being metal', usually tied in with a sense of insecurity about their masculinity and feeling violated when metal is mixed with 'black music'. lool

limpin with the bizkit till i die babyy

I don't particularily like Limp Bizkit, but I'll agree with you that the best way to troll Slipknot/Rob Zombie fans is to call Limp Bizkit metal, lol

[Invincible Summer]

The bassist of Limp Bizkit - Sam Rivers - is actually really good.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Don't like them, but please, music is subjective... leave it at that.

[Adi Shankara]

Don't like them, but please, music is subjective... leave it at that.

Disagree; Nickelback sucking ass is an objective fact, proven by empirical evidence and backed by scientific research.

[Raúl Duke]

Fuck Nickelback


Fucking most disgusting lame shit band ever. Fuck them

:thumbup1:

[Blackscare]

And now for something that doesn't suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKPUWWQWgRI

[Adi Shankara]

I seriously challenge anyone, any single person, to show me just ONE Nickelback song that can be considered "cream of the crop" when it comes to Rock. just one fucking song that you can say "this is up there with the Beatles, Neil Young, The Doors, or Nirvana".

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Why should I give a damn either way?


I don't particularily like Limp Bizkit, but I'll agree with you that the best way to troll Slipknot/Rob Zombie fans is to call Limp Bizkit metal, lol

The funny thing is, I like Slipknot and Rob Zombie, but I don't mind Limp Bizkit.

I just think there are some people who take music too seriously.

[Adi Shankara]

Why should I give a damn either way?

Because Nickelback commits genocide against good music.

[The Red Next Door]

Thomas gonna be blowing out some brains in the near future.

[this is an invasion]

Why do ya'll care about nickelback so much?

[Stand Your Ground]

I like em, doesn't mean I think they're the best ever, they're definitely not, but they're still good.

[Telemakus]

Why do ya'll care about nickelback so much?
+1 lol.

Hell, I didn't even know they were still around. I haven't heard anything about them for 5 years or so.

[Pirate Utopian]

Yeah, the last song I remember of them was like 2 or 3 years ago. Nickleback is old bad news.

[scarletghoul]

seriously theyre the only band that sucks so much it actually makes me really fucking mad. maybe because of the bullshit 'cool rockstar' image which makes them more fucking shit and repulsive even more they really piss me off i hope that chad whatever fucking kills himself from depression after he realises how much he sucks

[Telemakus]

Come to think of it, the last Nickelback song I remember, from before I broke of from the mainstream, was an an overall sexual and sexist song which I cant remember the name of, "I like your...", and this from a band that is essentially aimed at adolescents. Not to mention a musically very bad song lol. I don't think their music is worth hating any more than a lot of other mainstream music, but they are pricks.

[Chambered Word]

I've just tried to listen to their songs on YouTube, they were so fucking shithouse that I kept the volume down lest my mother hear that I was playing that crap. :mad:


maybe because of the bullshit 'cool rockstar' image which makes them more fucking shit and repulsive even more they really piss me off i hope that chad whatever fucking kills himself from depression after he realises how much he sucks

This.

[CJCM]

A serious case of Blame Canada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPRHXgYVlk

And i don't like Nickelback but i don't dislike them either.

Though i do like them :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhwjeEmNyIY

[Rusty Shackleford]

Limp Bizkit is awesome. Say what you want about htem at least they had some original style. Plus a great way to troll heavy metal douches is to insist that 'Limp Bizkit are the greatest metal band of all time'. It works especially well on fat slipknot-tshirt-wearing boys and anyone else who has no life apart from 'being metal', usually tied in with a sense of insecurity about their masculinity and feeling violated when metal is mixed with 'black music'. lool

limpin with the bizkit till i die babyy


slipknot is not metal. it is shit.

Finntroll, Electric Wizard, Slayer, and Black Sabbath are good examples of Metal.


Also, Blue Cheer awesome proto metal.



and whatabout fucking ICP?

[Revy]

I love Nickelback, I own all their albums, I go to all their concerts, I have posters all over my wall of them.....I'm listening to them right now.












:lol: no seriously....I don't like Nickelback either. but this seems like an overreaction, doesn't it?

[Widerstand]

slipknot is not metal. it is shit.

Finntroll, Electric Wizard, Slayer, and Black Sabbath are good examples of Metal.


Also, Blue Cheer awesome proto metal.



and whatabout fucking ICP?

Slipknot is my favorite political metal band dude.

[Revy]

Creed is worse.:lol:
1HdGUNm6-qI

[Stand Your Ground]

Creed is worse.:lol:
I like Creed too. Dispite that they're Christian(?).

[Rusty Shackleford]

the singer from creed looks and sounds like hes got something stuck in his mouth..

[Invincible Summer]

Creed is worse.:lol:
1HdGUNm6-qI


Creed is pretty pretentious, but at least their songs have epic choruses and stuff. Even when I was 13 and heard my first Nickelback song, I thought it sounded really generic.

[scarletghoul]

:lol: no seriously....I don't like Nickelback either. but this seems like an overreaction, doesn't it?
no they are really fucking shit i actually hate them

[The Ben G]

I like Creed too. Dispite that they're Christian(?).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyRDDOpKaLM

[Stand Your Ground]

AyRDDOpKaLM
He's just dumb. Not everything rock has to sound hardcore make you wanna break shit crazy. If you don't like it, DON'T LISTEN TO IT. Simple as that.

[I.Drink.Your.Milkshake]

Definitely the most talented afghan hound ive ever seen.

[Volcanicity]

the nickleback song rock star was used last year in a tv advert selling sofas,you would hear it at least 6 times a day.I FELT LIKE KILLING FUCKING NICKLEBACK.

[ed miliband]

I like Creed too. Dispite that they're Christian(?).

I think Creed's religion is the last thing Creed fans should worry about. :D

[The Ben G]

He's just dumb. Not everything rock has to sound hardcore make you wanna break shit crazy. If you don't like it, DON'T LISTEN TO IT. Simple as that.

If you ever have listened to Rollins talk about his musical taste, you would find that he has a very eclectic taste. He even has a tatoo of the Einstürzende Neubauten mascot on his shoulder.

[Pirate Utopian]

the nickleback song rock star was used last year in a tv advert selling sofas,you would hear it at least 6 times a day.I FELT LIKE KILLING FUCKING NICKLEBACK.
lol Charlie Brooker mentioned that ad in his show.

JnVwbOzD53Y
Starting at 4:05

[Glenn Beck]

Worse music exists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8

[Rusty Shackleford]

apparently this song(which im not a fan of) has various versions that span various nations.

if you see the videos, youll know why ill vomit. the club scene mixed with even more objectification.
also the first one made me throw up a bit in my mouth...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFwg71MhmQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs2KmGW8zjQ

[Adi Shankara]

He's just dumb. Not everything rock has to sound hardcore make you wanna break shit crazy. If you don't like it, DON'T LISTEN TO IT. Simple as that.

oh, it's just not that easy though; it's the fact that Nickelback is so radio-friendly, so commercialized, so catchy (since that's what their songs are written for), that they use their songs in fuckall movies and commercials. its impossible to avoid this plague upon culture.

[Chambered Word]

N8F5YSA1Oz0

what the fucking fuckshitcocks

[Kayser_Soso]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!!! No.

Using the process of dialectical materialism and historical materialism, it has been objectively determined that Nickelback sucks- hard. It's shit mainly geared at guys who wear Tapout clothing.

[Widerstand]

Hey, I somewhat like brokencyde =( They make mysogynist songs about getting drunk and fucking women and cutting themselves afterwards.

[Kayser_Soso]

Hey, I somewhat like brokencyde =( They make mysogynist songs about getting drunk and fucking women and cutting themselves afterwards.

Well hey, as long as they cut themselves after that. They just need to remember, it's not across the street, but down the block.

[scarletghoul]

Worse music exists

N8F5YSA1Oz0

ubfWnIid5J8
At least these things don't try to be "rock". That is the element of Nickelback that really pisses me off, the pretedn rock bullshit. I mean, these 2 tunes i could possibly get jiggy with, given the correct material/biological conditions. However nickleback is permantently disgusting to me, it actually burns my soul, even if im drunk or whatever

[Raúl Duke]

videowhat the fucking fuckshitcocks


:lol::lol::lol:

The other video sounds like a catchy (and funny really) yet lamer version of "Cansei de ser Sexy (CSS)"

Yet unlike those 2 videos, which can make one laugh in that lol wut way, Nickleback just flat-out sucks and is not funny.

[ed miliband]

:lol::lol::lol:

The other video sounds like a catchy (and funny really) yet lamer version of "Cansei de ser Sexy (CSS)"

Yet unlike those 2 videos, which can make one laugh in that lol wut way, Nickleback just flat-out sucks and is not funny.

Yeah, CSS or Uffie.

At least neither BrokenCYDE or Millionaires are attempting (and failing awfully) at being a serious band. I'd much rather listen to a vacuous song about getting fucked up than Nickleback's laboured and hypocritical attempt to denounce rockstars or be emotional.

But that BrokenCYDE song is really, really, really awful.

[Raúl Duke]

But that BrokenCYDE song is really, really, really awful. Oh I agree x100.

The other one is "meh" according to my musical tastes yet my mind tell me this could've been a big hit in the 80s.

[#FF0000]

I generally stopped being a music snob and don't rant about shitty music anymore, because when people do that it's either shooting fish in a barrel (Brokencyde, Millionaires, Creed) or people talking shit about music that is amazing and they don't know what they're talking about because they're dumb.

That doesn't apply to Nickelback though. They're terrible how does anybody listen to them? I'm seriously asking.

[Die Rote Fahne]

Nickelback is awful.

[Stand Your Ground]

They're terrible how does anybody listen to them? I'm seriously asking.
It's all just a matter of musical taste. If you like em, you like em, if not, don't listen to em. I'm glad there's not 60 million threads like this on here. I don't see why people have to make a thread just to complain about what music they don't like.

[Adi Shankara]

It's all just a matter of musical taste. If you like em, you like em, if not, don't listen to em. I'm glad there's not 60 million threads like this on here. I don't see why people have to make a thread just to complain about what music they don't like.

Because Nickelback isn't a "music taste". its' a fucking goddamned plague upon humanity and all that is good.

[IllicitPopsicle]

As someone who has lent his ears to some of the best and absolute worst noise ever created by man (in the form of punk rock), I can say, without a doubt that

1. Nickleback
2. Creed
3. BrokenCYDE
4. ICP

Are the worst the musical world has to offer. And if anyone even FUCKING mentions Crass... I'll complain on the internet :P

[Rusty Shackleford]

Red Army Choir
Pete Seeger
Rage Against The Machine
Dead Kennedys
Crass
Ernst Busch
Immortal Technique
Black Flag
Jimi Hendrix
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Tom Waits
Johnny Cash
The Wolfe Tones
The Pixies
2Pac
System of a Down
K'naan
All Indie and Post Rock music
Gorgoroth(and any Tr00 Kvlt Metal)
Poison
Guns n Roses
Metallica
Cypress Hill
NWA
Gogol Bordello

oh the list of shit music goes on.

Personally i love ICP and LOOOOOVE NSYNC but i think Nickelback is alright too.


Hey Heeey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

[Adi Shankara]

Red Army Choir
Pete Seeger
Rage Against The Machine
Dead Kennedys
Crass
Ernst Busch
Immortal Technique
Black Flag
Jimi Hendrix
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
oh the list of shit music goes on.

Personally i love ICP and i think Nickelback is alright.

http://www.esea.net/global/media_preview.php?url=http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/obvious_troll.jpg

[Raúl Duke]

lol lol lol


All Indie and Post Rock music
Jimi Hendrix
The BeatlesWhat are you talking about...
That stuff is good


Personally i love ICP and LOOOOOVE NSYNC but i think Nickelback is alright too.Your shit-list has no meaning than.

lol

[Pirate Utopian]

2Pac
Cypress Hill
NWA
Must not... feed... obvious trolling... ugh...

[synthesis]

At least they're not Everclear.

[Kayser_Soso]

At least they're not Everclear.

It's hard to say who sucks more, because Everclear does suck, and they also use that stupid gravelly voice that attracts frat-boys and other wannabe tough-guys for some reason I'll never understand. Not to mention several of Everclear's hit singles are almost interchangable.

[Widerstand]

So how do ya'll like Merzbow?

[IllicitPopsicle]

^German band?

[ed miliband]

So how do ya'll like Merzbow?

I adore Merzbow.


Actually, not adore. He's good every now and then.

[Dr Mindbender]

Slipknot is my favorite political metal band dude.

I cant remember the name of the bastard who wears the clown mask but i remember vividly reading in NME that if he met Hitler in a bar he would ''buy him a drink''.

[IllicitPopsicle]

I cant remember the name of the bastard who wears the clown mask but i remember vividly reading in NME that if he met Hitler in a bar he would ''buy him a drink''.

I'd like to see some citation please.

[Dr Mindbender]

I'd like to see some citation please.
EDIT: I found this article from 2001, 9th paragraph

http://www.ianwatsonuk.com/slipknot.html


Shawn Crahan, Slipknot's cheif ideologue, believes that magazine images "torture" the youth. ... "What Hitler did was crazy...it was bad," he says. "I'm sorry. But if he walked in here today, I'd get him a soda. We'd talk.

[Volcanicity]

Just a soda?what apussy!

[Rusty Shackleford]

Just a soda?what apussy!
use better language


and i figured that any band that wore excessive costume or masking could hardly have a political line.

[tracher999]

nickelback to soft 4 me fuck that soft ass motherfuckerz:mad:

[tracher999]

I cant remember the name of the bastard who wears the clown mask but i remember vividly reading in NME that if he met Hitler in a bar he would ''buy him a drink''.

do you mean the insane clownpose they sucks so hard:blink:

[Widerstand]

^German band?

Japanese Harsh-Noise artist.


EDIT: I found this article from 2001, 9th paragraph

http://www.ianwatsonuk.com/slipknot.html


use better language


and i figured that any band that wore excessive costume or masking could hardly have a political line.

I didn't think anyone would take me serious calling Slipknot a political band. Mea culpa. : |

[Rusty Shackleford]

Commandantes and 44 Leningrad are far superior politically and musically as compared to Slipknot. and they are german :D

[Dr Mindbender]

AFAIK you cant go wrong with Sepultura, and there is none of the euro-centric baggage with them being brazillian.

Awesome cover-art as well.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kkCHUk87bYc/R8asYBNgnqI/AAAAAAAADMM/rhudm2d3BTo/s400/Sepultura+-+Nation.jpg

[IllicitPopsicle]

World/Inferno Friendship Society.

http://www.bilderhoster.net/safeforbilder/68vy94kp.jpg

Eh? Great cover art, great music.

[Widerstand]

World/Inferno Friendship Society.

http://www.bilderhoster.net/safeforbilder/68vy94kp.jpg

Eh? Great cover art, great music.

Love those guys, really original music, too.

[IllicitPopsicle]

:lol: I could listen to their shit for hours.

[Obs]

Watching Chad Kroeger getting hit with rocks makes me unbelievably happy.

[The Ben G]

AFAIK you cant go wrong with Sepultura, and there is none of the euro-centric baggage with them being brazillian.

Awesome cover-art as well.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kkCHUk87bYc/R8asYBNgnqI/AAAAAAAADMM/rhudm2d3BTo/s400/Sepultura+-+Nation.jpg

Too bad that album sucked. Only the stuff with Max is good.

[AK]

http://www.chartattack.com/news/77460/nickelback-voted-worst-band-in-the-world

Missykreitzer
We love Nickelback alot. We don't think they suck because they rock our world

Rancid721
are you by chance a fascist?Best comments exchange ever.

[Rusty Shackleford]

best album cover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFnl2bJHJA


i couldnt find the image alone but in germans it means "Struggle/Fight with us! For bread and freedom!"

[welshexile1963]

Nickleback REALLY suck!!!!!

[pastradamus]

Nickleback - What a bunch of fucking thespians.

[Chambered Word]

I sometimes wonder if Brokencyde is a part of American culture that US neo-Nazis would like to preserve.

[Invader Zim]

I can't say I like their music, or own a copy of any of their records, but they aren't as bad as people make out. I can think of many worse bands.