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Jimmie Higgins
26th July 2010, 14:42
Who are the high-profile radicals of the future? Who do you wish was secretly a revolutionary? What current celebrities will become radicalized during the next upsurge in struggle?
Il Medico
26th July 2010, 17:10
I was going to say the working class, but then you threw in the word celebrity.

I think it would be hilarious if Glen Beck ended up a commie of any sort.
The Douche
26th July 2010, 17:18
Lindsey Lohan is gonna join up with bash back.
Angry Young Man
26th July 2010, 17:32
Chris Morris
Jimmie Higgins
26th July 2010, 18:37
Yeah, sorry Doc - this is chit-chat time! I guess I should have said "what individuals...".


Lindsey Lohan is gonna join up with bash back.:lol:Ha. I was thinking Lohan too now that she's doing some time. Maybe the "barefoot bandit"... better yet, bat-boy.
Lenina Rosenweg
26th July 2010, 19:09
Micheal Moore! He might become a commie yet. Amy Winehouse, if she ever successfuly completes a detox program.
leftace53
26th July 2010, 19:36
I think the real question is which radicals will become celebrities during the next upsurge?

Also, Lady Gaga.
ContrarianLemming
26th July 2010, 19:54
Alicia Keyes has stated shes an anarchist, but shes sort of a lifestylist, and she often talks about equality and justice, so she'd join up.
the bands REM, Radiohead, RATM (duh) and Muse would probably join up.
Pirate Utopian
26th July 2010, 20:13
Waka Flocka Flame
Rusty Shackleford
26th July 2010, 20:24
The children, of course.
the last donut of the night
27th July 2010, 00:56
red dave.

lol
Weezer
27th July 2010, 01:25
Also, Lady Gaga.

I could see this.

The Sprouse Twins could easily lead the international proletarian revolution.
synthesis
27th July 2010, 01:30
Dorrough.
danyboy27
27th July 2010, 01:41
i wish penn and teller where not stupid libertarian. hoo well, it might change.
Obs
27th July 2010, 01:42
Ke$ha.
Chimurenga.
27th July 2010, 04:24
i wish penn and teller where not stupid
libertarian. hoo well, it might change.

Considering that they are both like sixty years old, that's not likely. Also, who gives a shit about them?
AK
27th July 2010, 12:41
Alicia Keyes has stated shes an anarchist, but shes sort of a lifestylist, and she often talks about equality and justice, so she'd join up.
"Anarchy entails overthrow of capitalism? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Something along those lines. Silly celebrities can never be commies.
NecroCommie
27th July 2010, 12:54
No they can't, and that's because they're famous and silly.
mollymae
27th July 2010, 22:14
This thread reminds me of when people say they have a friend or family member who "is gay, but he just doesn't know it yet" ;)
Uppercut
28th July 2010, 15:22
Rob Zombie and Marilan Manson. Hell, he talks about justice for oppressed teenagers and he has a picture of Stalin in one of his music videos and I think he has a Stalin hat.
Franz Fanonipants
28th July 2010, 15:27
Me.

cus in real life i'm Zac Efron.
mollymae
28th July 2010, 19:03
Rob Zombie and Marilan Manson. Hell, he talks about justice for oppressed teenagers and he has a picture of Stalin in one of his music videos and I think he has a Stalin hat.

He probably only has the Stalin stuff for the shock factor. Doesn't he also have a tattoo of a swastika on his head?
redSHARP
29th July 2010, 06:41
as long as Morgan Freedman OR edward norton are on our side, we are good to go.
¿Que?
29th July 2010, 08:13
It'd be interesting if Quinten Tarrantino became radicalized...Communism with Kung-Fu Action!
Pretty Flaco
29th July 2010, 08:26
It'd be interesting if Quinten Tarrantino became radicalized...Communism with Kung-Fu Action!
In 2015...
Quentin Tarantino will...
kill...
BILL!
http://douggeivett.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bill-oreilly.jpg
NecroCommie
29th July 2010, 13:55
Why did you remind me about the existence of ultra-assholes? Now I'm depressed. Even his face is irritating.
Angry Young Man
29th July 2010, 14:42
I think it'd be brilliant if all the Hollywood liberals realised the hollowness and became committed Marxists. There's no telling how valuable George Clooney could be.
Thirsty Crow
29th July 2010, 14:52
Rob Zombie and Marilan Manson. Hell, he talks about justice for oppressed teenagers and he has a picture of Stalin in one of his music videos and I think he has a Stalin hat.
Shock factor, plain and simple. Don't take it as any sort of a clue to his potential radicalization (although I bet that you'd like to see the Stalin camp growing in numbers and well known members, wouldn't ya).
Angry Young Man
29th July 2010, 15:16
Me.

cus in real life i'm Zac Efron.

But you don't realise that you're a radical yet? Then why are you on a far-left forum?

And Mollymae, that was Charles Manson
Aloysius
30th July 2010, 04:09
Mmm...George Clooney...
Anyhoo.
If Morgan Freeman and Edward Norton joined up, we would be saved.
And then there's...wait for it... Chuck Norris!
praxis1966
30th July 2010, 06:42
i wish penn and teller where not stupid libertarian. hoo well, it might change.

Pfft. Not highly likely. Penn Jillett's such a narcissist/intellectual egomaniac I think if anyone presented him with an idea he hadn't already thought of he'd probably just dismiss it out of hand.

As far as people who are probably already really radical but not too over the top about it, I'm going with Sean Penn, Benjamin Bratt, Marion Cotillard, and Matt Damon. I'd like to say Martin Sheen, but as per his 2003 interview on the show Inside the Actor's Studio he had been arrested 72 times for protesting various and sundry things so his politics aren't exactly a secret. Oliver Stone is sounding more and more like a socialist these days, but nobody takes that fucker seriously anyway.