You walk into a bar...

[Pretty Flaco]

.. and the guy at the bar notices that you're a leftist! He runs like a wildman at you and you know you're gonna get your ass kicked!

But the question is: Name somebody you'd want on your side in a bar fight! They can be real or fiction, doesn't matter.

Me, I choose Tyler Durden. <3

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/9917-tyler_durden_fight_club.jpg

[al8]

SkanderbegWgPO3jRbaeo

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Ash Williams

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8181/ashleyjashwilliamsbc0.jpg

Groovy

[AK]

The fucking Hulk:
http://www.microwaves101.com/encyclopedia/images/biological%20effects/hulk.jpg

[Comrade Awesome]

Series 800 Teminator.
RITE-FiW5Gg

[Nachie]

I'm sure he's just coming to give me a hug for being a commie

[praxis1966]

This guy...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/02/16/vforvendetta.jpg

and your mom.

[Pretty Flaco]

Ash Williams


Groovy

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6793/ash.jpg

[Invincible Summer]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/images/i/2002/16/e/7/METAL_GEAR_SOLID_NINJA_vers1.jpg

[Fietsketting]

Chewbacca and Vinnie Jones.

Qx49T5WJ3vI

[#FF0000]

http://www.unfilteredsmoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/brocksamson.png

[S.Artesian]

Two guys. Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.

This is why the lord invented handguns.

[piet11111]

Bah i can handle myself.

[Il Medico]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdc93XMhhbE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdc93XMhhbE)
This guy, cause he is a crazy motherfucker.

[Jazzratt]

Psycho

[Adi Shankara]

Liam Neeson's role in Taken:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ74TF51H-Q&feature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_Wu36wIEM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIbrPnP5Gdk&feature=related

while the plot was kind've weak, I love this movie because Liam Neeson portrays the way a badass should be--no cheesy oneliners (I think just one), Doesn't talk much, and is coldly calculated, and doesn't try to play fair or be flashy. whatever it takes to achieve what he was after.

I'm a straight dude, but I'd go gay for Liam Neeson in that movie :P lol

[Pirate Utopian]

Rambo

[Stand Your Ground]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m309/bskool_2006/2004111723CDD69.jpg

[Mumbles]

http://saraschaefer.com/ss/falling_down.jpg

This man doesn't take shit with his drinks.

[ContrarianLemming]

Agree with mumbles, an angry office worker with a shotgun is as powerful as the incredible hulk, grey fox and V combined.

On the other hand..

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/thumb/8/86/Marine.jpg/300px-Marine.jpg

[Mindtoaster]

This bro

http://i.imgur.com/UGAJL.jpg

[Leonid Brozhnev]

http://www.modernvespa.com/pix/uploads/holygrail177_140.jpg

[leftace53]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_47/1142542229bXA2us.jpg

I bring the banana peel, my opponent brings the shoe.

[Invincible Summer]

Tdc93XMhhbE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdc93XMhhbE)
This guy, cause he is a crazy motherfucker.

Holy shit I need to see this movie

[Pavlov's House Party]

Dwight Schrute.

http://blog.submityourquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dwight_schrute1.jpg

[Taikand]

Just one word : Sylar...
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvx47ewnpW1qan9c6o1_400.jpg

[Il Medico]

Holy shit I need to see this movie
Yes. Yes you do.



Not to mention he is but one of two badass assassins in the movie.

[praxis1966]

If V wasn't available, I'd go with this woman. Dunno if you guys have seen The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and/or The Girl Who Played With Fire yet, but I'd want her and her stun gun on my side any day of the week...

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/g/girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-noomi-rapace.jpg

[Fietsketting]

If V wasn't available, I'd go with this woman. Dunno if you guys have seen The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and/or The Girl Who Played With Fire yet, but I'd want her and her stun gun on my side any day of the week...

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/g/girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-noomi-rapace.jpg

Seen? You mean been reading?

Miss Salander :thumbup1:

Actually, the writer, Stieg Larsson was a known antifascist as well.

[Fietsketting]

Psycho

He can't hit a dent in a pack of butter ;)






:P

[praxis1966]

Seen? You mean been reading?

Miss Salander :thumbup1:

Actually, the writer, Stieg Larsson was a known antifascist as well.

Admittedly I haven't read the books, but then again fiction accounts for about 1% of my reading diet. Larsson wasn't just an antifasc, though, he was a member of the CWL and wrote for leftist publications as well. Either way, Lisbeth Salander's fuckin' alright by me.

[DreamWeaver]

I'm rather surprised nobody has claimed Chuck fucking Norris yet. He'd roundhouse kick everybody straight out of that bar!

Also, second place goes to Fietsketting, for being a badass aswel.

[Sasha]

Psycho

:blushing:

[Sasha]

He can't hit a dent in a pack of butter ;)






:P

:lol: thats why i'm such an good bouncer, i cant talk that pack of butter outside and he wont even know he is being kicked out till the door slams shut behind him, hell he will even tip me in the proces.

[Chimurenga.]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6793/ash.jpg
Ash Williams

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8181/ashleyjashwilliamsbc0.jpg

Groovyhttp://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6793/ash.jpg

This is the ONLY acceptable answer.

[Jazzratt]

This bro

http://i.imgur.com/UGAJL.jpg You'd take a priest (albeit the great priest of the elder gods) to a bar fight?

[Il Medico]

You'd take a priest (albeit the great priest of the elder gods) to a bar fight?
Why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R10ljA0-sHs

[Jazzhands]

JC Denton. His vision is augmented.:cool:

http://screenshots.filesnetwork.com/11/potd/1201524175_16.jpg

[Manifesto]

Also seems like a good drinking buddy:
http://www.rocketllama.com/blog-it/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/DMC1_Dante.jpg

[Invincible Summer]

JC Denton. His vision is augmented.:cool:



You're awesome.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

http://dehai.org/archives/dehai_archive/jan-mar09/att-0224/01-Noam_Chomsky.jpg

[Jazzhands]

Really, Lenina? really?

[Lenina Rosenweg]

I saw him have a run in with Spart hecklers at a bookstore in Cambridge, Massachusetts once.Noam can hold his own. His rapier wit is worth at least three bodyguards. Get him going about the Spanish Civil War days, I bet I'll be able to take any seat in the bar I want.

[Jazzratt]

Worst comes to the worst he could soak up the first pucnh or two whilst you go to twat him from behind or take to your heels depending (I'm assuming everyon fights using my particular brand of cowardice and oppurtunism.)

[Ele'ill]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9UoJCUuXXgE/SuU20hR5ZkI/AAAAAAAAAQk/m5bY1MPcE6c/s400/Lord-of-The-Rings-Tree_l.jpg

[Invincible Summer]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9UoJCUuXXgE/SuU20hR5ZkI/AAAAAAAAAQk/m5bY1MPcE6c/s400/Lord-of-The-Rings-Tree_l.jpg

Wouldn't fit into the bar

[Pretty Flaco]

Wouldn't fit into the bar
What if I said that the bar is actually a large gymnasium?
And that the man running at you is actually a giantass bull?

[Ele'ill]

Wouldn't fit into the bar

Oh yes it would- with one punch.

[synthesis]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cyk-3ToIslw/S9iiWAwcI6I/AAAAAAAABLI/yUaIwWh4-dM/s1600/rick-james.jpg

[Ele'ill]

Wouldn't fit into the bar

Oh yes it would- with one punch.

[Os Cangaceiros]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cyk-3ToIslw/S9iiWAwcI6I/AAAAAAAABLI/yUaIwWh4-dM/s1600/rick-james.jpg

Homeboy was an anarchist:

http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/r/i/rickjames379009.jpg

[synthesis]

Also:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e209/indicustheweeddemon/BigLurch-ItsAllBad.jpg

Circa 2001.

[Invincible Summer]

Oh yes it would- with one punch.

:lol:

[Rusty Shackleford]

This is how i dress every time i go to a bar. i dont need a side kick.

my handy phone, clean cut hair, flip flops, and asshole repellent.
http://www.beltfedmachineguns.com/DSHK_006.jpg



http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://southtexas-armory.com/aks74_left2_sta.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forum.winner.co.th/forum_xshot/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D392154%26sid%3D4732e068279c2ee ed6160241640ce370&usg=__vaVe79iCWhtQ6kPmOp-4eYJq73U=&h=332&w=900&sz=41&hl=en&start=0&sig2=3rLoktRcFfmSVt7M1zjzyQ&tbnid=BpRYyanW03gl8M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=258&ei=8UFRTLytDof0tgPKxsW6DA&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAKs-74%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1280%26 bih%3D829%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=113&vpy=388&dur=628&hovh=136&hovw=370&tx=252&ty=79&page=1&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0

[Lenina Rosenweg]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Matt Damon. Besides apparently being a great bar room brawler, he also has an encyclopedic knowledge of Marxist history. He'd be the perfect person to have in a bar with me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymsHLkB8u3s

[Revolte_Wolf]

No one has thought of Henry Rollins, Wolverine or Johnny Depp?

I think I would go with invisible man though, if at the very least they would think their getting hit by a ghost and get scared and run away.

Wait, lets make that invisible women :).